Kiss my mutt

It saddens me how little Krysten needs in order to stay with Mitch. Her saying she was grateful for the minuscule effort he makes at this point, made me want to give her a good shake! She is the only thing holding them together. She deserves better and I hope after this she’ll recognize this too.

Jared and Ashley completely overstayed their welcome. The way she remembers BIP when she was on is completely different than what I remember. Stalking, even if you get the person, is never a good look. Can you imagine if the roles were reversed and the guy wouldn’t take no for an answer every season. It feels so manipulative.

No, I probably spoke out of turn because I assumed it was an intentional overdose. I remember Sara now.

Just for the record: I prefer crispy too.

Lace is not the kind you bring home to mama. I can’t even take her seriously with those hideous, heavy lashes.

Why, indeed. What a goober.

Jill and Gen are in a race to the bottom but Gen is a dead ass bitch No, unless I am. He hightailed it over there before she even got to look. He’s definitely trying to lock it down.

Well that was quick. That girl making out with Jacob who said she’d literally ride a crab into the sea before she left without a rose is 1) confused about the word literally and 2) Will basically do anything to stay. Yikes, I don’t want to see how Jill reacts when she sees, that yes, they did cut to him deep throating another girl.

Time to turn those frowns upside down, ladies!

I think Jill is much worse to the point I’m kinda freaked out by her.

Called it! 👏

Shenae will regret giving Logan the rose. He’ll be the first to cozy up to someone new in a heartbeat. I have no memory of any of these new girls. They must not have gotten very far.

It’s certainly not going to help with him comparing how he felt about his late wife with Danielle. How long had it been between when her fiancé killed himself and when she went on the Bachelor?

Shenae picked the wrong guy if she’d wants a serious boyfriend that could lead to marriage. Logan is unexpressive and ambivalent and just someone you fool around with. He had no business going on the bachelorette and was fooling around off screen with someone else. I really don’t get why Michael is here. I’m always surprised when people leave their kids to do this unless they are hard up for money. Maybe Danielle will be the one though.

Madison looks manly now. Her chin, teeth and jawline are way too strong now.

I wish Taylor hadn’t interrupted Shep when he was asked why he doesn’t use birth control if he’s allergic to monogamy and finds the thought of having kids terrifying. Shep is good at avoiding all the hard questions. Taylor is wasting her breath trying to hold him accountable. He won’t face the truth about himself. He’d rather drink and screw around. What a worthless piece of shit.

I’ll start out with: did Taylor get breast implants? I hope she’s not getting all this work done because of Shep. He’s so not worth it.

I just noticed this episode that Mitch drives an SUV and not even a hybrid one. He Can back the f up with his holier than thou eco warrior bullshit.

I was under the impression that life insurance payouts were denied if suicide was found to be the cause of death. Has that changed?

Is anyone really interested in if a married couple has sex?

Brittany an insincere Instagram model? The guys are trying not to laugh. The Pizza King will be heading back to his empire be tonight.

Poor Brittany, I thought she was going to dive off that boat and swim to safety. Pete is all about Pete. I can guarantee he didn’t ask her one question about himself. He’s just full of pizza stories and cliched pick up lines-absolutely nothing in his hair challenged head

Genevieve has one of the stankiest stank face I’ve ever seen. It’s permastank for which there is no hope.

Well, that was weird.

Sally’s face is frozen into some sort of smile/grimace. Her thing with this on again, off again boyfriend sounds sketchy. And she works with him? Weird. What does she do exactly. Whenever they cut to Michael, the old Sesame Street song, “One of these things is not like the other…” Maybe they can let him host or bartend. He’s got too much on the line to try to find love on these shows.