Kiss my mutt

Or if he told her he’s having her committed

Are they angling for their own show? This ain’t It, chief. Just check the name. Such a waste of a date card.

Well, we’re off to a good start with a ten minute exposition on Ashley’s farts.

Shep is a cad but I’m glad he ripped off the bandaid so Taylor can move on and not waste more time with this douchebag. I was really disappointed that she accepted Shep’s offer and knew it would be the end of them but maybe it was for the best because it gets her to move on. I’d like to think that she will be the “one that got away” but Shep is an emotional imbecil and infantile in relating to others or being able to deal with complexities in relationships.

Maybe it’s God’s way of telling him to stop singing.

WRT potty training, I have to wonder if they treat her more like a baby due to her size, but most likely, they’re just lazy parents.

Can anyone identify the pills? Well, at least she can complain about all the side effects now too.

Carlin has a little competition on the health front. Cue the episodes…

In my world, yes! Lol Krysten was so funny giving that impression of Mitch and I’m glad he was a good sport about it and even enjoyed it. She seems like she’d be fun to hang out with.

Miguel is so hot and cold, exacting and withholding. Lindy is a lot, but I can relate to how she’s feeling.

From the conversation we overheard, Miguel just wanted to shit on Lindy’s excitement. For once, I don’t think she was getting too worked up. Definitely scary stuff since Lindy actually started to concede which will happen more with him over time. I had a visceral reaction to how he spoke to her. Alexis gets on my last nerve. She’s obnoxious, cocky and way too enamored with herself. She always looks so tacky. I’m hoping those were Krysten’s back up shoes. I saw some heels on the ground next to her. The sex sling scene was pretty funny!

I have a feeling we haven’t seen the last of Teddi. She was more upset about calling things off with Andrew than he was.

Was that their date? Stupid competitions in front of everyone?

Logan looks like an extremely poor man’s Matthew McConaughey. He has zero charisma, charm or looks. I have to wonder how Hailey even got cast on any of these shows. I’m not saying you have to exceedingly pretty but at least have something that makes you interesting. She’s not tv ready. I feel bad for her.

Casey and Brittany, the very two cast members that no one knew who they were paired up.

James looks like he’s bulked up some. I don’t care for the big torso, little head, little legs, body type, but I do like him overall. Genevieve will take the wind out if someone’s sails the moment she walks in. She is utterly joyless.

That guy on the right looks like he’s going for a “Hall and Oates” album cover. He looks a little like both.

Lydia looks a lot older than him. She has a “mature” look about her. Gil’s suit is tragic and ill-fitting. Kelly looks presentable for a change.

I kept wondering about Meghan’s husband and if he had any inkling something like this could happen or he was flat out complicit in it. I’m assuming since there were no charges and he divorced her, no, but I wish he’d give an interview, because it’d be an interesting angle.

Oh Brittany, don’t be that girl (interested in the the “belle” of paradise), unless she’s just going for a rose. He’s got too bigof a head as it is. He’s such a buttaface.

Wow, he’s chatting up Hailey now. Desperate times and all.

Hold your ground, Jill and keep using the word bamboozled. It works for you.

I don’t remember Brittany but man, she shut it down. Love it. Now he’s out both girls.

Genevieve needs to tone down the jealousy. She’s going to drive away anyone she’s interested in.

Hailey looks kinda witchy. That must be so awkward when none of the guys will even look at her. Yikes! She’ll go home next week. Did she last very long in Clayton’s season? I don’t even remember her.