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I wish that guy who used to post on the Southland boards would come here, I loved the “inside LAPD” stuff. This show continues to be so stupid and I hate it. But dammit there are also parts I find interesting and I’ll still watch because I am weak. When you are in an active meth lab, would you really put an explosive charge on a door?

Her cooking ability doesn't change her horrid personality or the fact that she is rude, judgmental and NOT a team player, unless it somehow suits her. I mean, reality TV is littered with corpses of contestants who are just like that, but it’s different with her because she’s just so rotten.

“While Jared is in triage, fighting for his life...” Ha! Never change, narrator guy. Damn. If the red team does well, that means Elise can’t go home. I mean, she seriously said that even though she didn’t get a point, she didn’t lose either because Jared also didn’t get a point. Shut your face.

Oh my Justin noooooo. I am sad. The recording cut off just after Buzzy was annoying me so I have no idea who got in as WC. I’m assuming Austin ugh but I wasn’t paying enough attention all week to keep up on the scores.

Because Aaron Judge has ruined my life I watched another postseason awards show. Apparently the Wilson Corporation is not doing as well as Louisville Slugger because there are only nine Defensive Player of the Year Award winners instead of seventeen. And no Yankees won booooo. What the highlights taught me, though, is that Kevin Pillar is pretty good at his job and also, he has no respect for his own safety.

He didn’t miss a game in seven seasons. The Seahawks are going to miss him. I am curious why I haven’t heard anyone but Dan LeBatard bring up the incredible coincidence that Jerry Jones suddenly has a problem with Roger Goodell at the same time Jones’s player is in legal trouble with the league. I mean, it seems obvious, right?

Ohhh noooo you are so right. That camera angle is TERRIBLE. It’s too hard to focus on where the ball is. Did they say if they are going to do that the entire game? Cuz I will seriously consist not watching if they are.

Seattle’s Color Rush unis are very Seattle and I will never hate on a team in all black so go Cards go.

Lisa has this way of speaking where half the time I cannot understand what she is saying. I still have no idea what the title of the Jane Austen book was. I think I missed something in Seth’s story. It sounded like he went to the arcade on his first date and proposed? Alex. Shut up. Anyone on Jeopardy! is not too young for anydamnthing. I’m pretty sure Seth wasn’t around when they ratified the Constitution.

Update - since 2010, the AL has had exactly *two* second basemen win the Silver Slugger. That’s crazy. There’s really no competition for Cano and Altuve? The excitable co-host, who I love, Erik Something, said that Ozuna from the Marlins helped his hitting by changing to center from left (or vice versa, I can’t recall) but he didn’t explain HOW that helped. And I want to know. I’m picturing @MyAimIsTrue seething while Adam Wainwright wins in the NL and the AL equivalent goes to ... the DH. Nelson Cruz is worthy though!

Silver Slugger Awards today! First honoree? Allllll Riiiiiiiise!

I can’t handle the discord coming out of the Giants locker room. You are a historic franchise. Act like it. On another note, all I ever hear is Jameis Winston apologizing for something. When is he going to grow up?

Ok I'll be that person...lava cake is terrible and all those closeup shots of medium rare steak were super gross. Oh and I also hate bone-in rib-eye. Sorry Outback. I would have been all over a Bloomin’ Onion though and I have no idea why they did not provide their most famous product.

Except for the bit about Where's my money? I thought he wasn't so obnoxious. I actually laughed when he said, "Oh, I get it now!" about the Emmy, Tony, etc. category, esp since I just got it at the same time. I also giggled when he was picking a category, saying, "Russian Involvement or whatever." See all of those things made my teeth hurt. To me he comes off like a big ol’ attention whore and it drives me bonkers. That’s why this is so fun! It would be super boring if we all agreed about everything. (Sorry I can’t get that odd quote box out of there)

And seriously, she tells every person in her life her insurance story? Why do people still hang out with her?

Walmart, how about you show what an actual store looks like during the holiday season? Because the fairy tale one in your Holiday Helper ad does not exist in any universe.

Anyone who says “I am dominating the social game on this tribe”’is someone I absolutely have no interest from ever hearing from again. But then she bags on Joe and it throws me all in flux. Stop confusing me! I mean, he seems like he would be absolutely EXHAUSTING to be around for longer than one minute. But he wasted his idol! Ha ha HA. I am angry, however, that they dangled bouncing Chrissy so tantalizingly close. Cole missing the HII clue right in front of his face tickles me to pieces. Ben seems like he is kind of un-fun too. He’s like a big ol’ wet blanket. Go Desi you beautiful goddess. Sorry Jess. Deuces.

Was there laughing gas piped into the studio today? Alex was acting really goofy and Austin dialed the obnoxiousness up to eleven million. He was super pissed to be steamrolled. Awesome. I don’t want to be spoiled but I am curious about one contestant - did the hot teacher from downstate New York make the tourney? I’m blanking on his name.

Jerry Jones can get fucked. I’m so sick of that crotchmonster throwing his weight around like HIS is the only opinion that matters. God I hope the other owners foil him at every turn.

No I just cannot if Tori is going to be Challange narrator going forward. Her confessionals are hella annoying and way too over the top. Cara gets a side-eye for her behavior but she’s not Camila so go Cara. Jordan is no prize either. C’mon CT please let there be some miracle where he pulled it out.

On another note, I could absolutely get lost in those beautiful brown doe eyes of young William.

Randall is in SO FAR over his head. He should know better than to tangle with a mama bear since he lives with a fierce one.

The only reason I've ever even heard the name is because of the Parade of Nations at the Olympics. I absolutely could not have located it on the map before today.

Sugar maple WAS surprising! There was another surprising TS but I can’t remember it now. I liked that guy on the end. Lilly drives me absolutely bonkers you damn board-hopper and the other guy put me to sleep. Seriously. If all the DD’s are gone, start at the top like orderly people.

He’s four years younger than I am. I can’t even process this. Goldschmidt is from Arizona? And they made it (I’m questioning it because I can’t remember, I’m not so much for the NL).