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Good Lord. What a snoozefest. Or maybe it was because I had sooo much wine?? Who knows. Ready for Kimmy to throw Alexia under the bus. Finally, the Umansky and Hilton families will see Kim for who she truly is! A Complete and Utter Asshole!

Whaaat?? No booze on vaca?? What the hell??

Kim doesn't have more pride than LisaR, she just has WAAAYYYY fewer opportunities than LisaR. Because who exactly would HIRE her for a commercial of any kind other than finger pointing and generally being a passive/aggressive beyotch? Oh wait.... There's the dog attacking little old ladies & young nieces crowd. The "caretaking" bunch, the people who have children in rehab gang...

Whaaat?? I can only imagine what's going to have to be cut from the budget so they can live "in the manner to which they are accustomed"!

Hey now, where's the "sobriety" and the "xanax & chardonnay" squares for the Bingo game?

Dump Kim the dumbass and Brandi the shitheel. Bring back Camille if she still has the Malibu house. Let Taylor be a friend and show us the "ski season" in wherever Colorado. OR I like the idea of Denise Richards but doesn't she have about a million kids or something?

All I can say about this f-d up season is: Thank God it's OVER! Good grief, if I had to listen to the whining scratchy voiced Richards sisters even ONE MORE MINUTE I would have gone insane. OK, that's an exaggeration... I think that it's time for Kim AND Brandi to hit the trail. Just go.away. I think maybe one reason Kim lurves Brandi so much is because she reminds Kim of Kingsley. The whole go for the throat thing. I think that when Monty passes away, Kim is going to totally lose.her.shit. Mind's already gone. I too have watched this show from the beginning and this season; without Amsterdam, would have been just completely sucky. I'm not even sure I will watch again but rest assured, I'll still read THIS! :)

Can we agree to let poor widdle Kimmy have a chia pet??

stASSi couldn't handle a show by herself any more than a crazy monkey with a wig on. She's just...uhhh.. I think the whole alleged "sex tape" was just some more shit for her to stir because she knows her TV $$$ are going far, far away. She was a loser on Amazing Race, now she's a loser on VPR. Maybe she should consider another venue. RADIO perhaps?

Well, in preparation for the next episode, I will buy a big old bottle of wine and drink every time I hear the word "sobriety" from any of the ho's. I think my snack of choice will be Dorito chips and this great new dip I've discovered that consists of sour cream, japelenos, and cheese. OMG, it is soooo good!! Followed by a big gulp of pepto because my belly's gonna hurt after that combo. We must suffer for our art appreciation!

Kimmy? Just go to the frickin' Psychiatrist already. You seriously need it.

Kim and her "caregiving" for sick people with cancer seems to entail her being in "100% pain" and taking their meds. But she's sober! DOAH! What a dunce. Get off my teevee! You too Brandi! And take your ageist attitude with you. It's only a few more years and Momma won't be getting the flow anymo. Think about that!

I felt like the therapy session went waayyy off the reservation right out of the gate. I also think NeNe running off and threatening Dr. Jeff's license was waayyy out there too. I'm not sure if she thought it through.. Didn't he TELL her he was going to hold her to the same standards as the other women? And didn't she just go off and try to do what she usually does: overtalk, talk loud, get snarky, and then get up and leave? Dumb and dumber. I also remember back when he was counseling the Gregg kids with Gregg & NeNe, it seemed like Dr. Jeff went OUT OF HIS WAY to say over and over, "This problem has NOTHING to do with NeNe." So maybe she thought he was going to do that again??

Ho-hum... Just more of the same old, same old, imho. NeNe acts like she's the queen and everyone should just shut up and take whatever she feels like dishing out. Dumbass. And that wig!! OMG!!! WHAT WAS THAT??? Just like they did on RHONYC with Jill Zarin, they can do the same with NeNe Leakes. Just give her the old heave-ho and be done with it. Find someone INTERESTING to take her place.

I'm looking forward to the "You're LYING" bull but seriously, doesn't widdle flower Kimmy need to WATCH the episodes to understand how Brandi's thrown her under the bus? I've heard her say many times, "I don't watch the shows".... SO.... This too shall probably fly right over her stoopid little turtle loving brain. Just sayin'.

Well, I didn't have to drink as much wine as I thought during the "slap" ep. So that's a good thing. BUT... I still find Brandi AND Kim to be total buttheads!! If we have to see either one of those bitches next year, I'm out. Felt kinda sorry for Yolanda on the boat. She looked like she felt like crap even though she looked gorgeous. The whole say something nice game was just ridiculous for Brandi to run away from, considering SHE'S the one who started it! DOAH! DUMBASS! And I agree with folks upthread who thought she wanted to kill Kyle when she and Kim had a "moment". She looked like she wanted to stab somebody! The slap? Seems like Brandi just cannot get over VanderPump not giving her the attention she deserves. i think Brandi is just butthurt that she and LVP aren't besties anymore. Now she's besties with that blackhole of Calcutta; Kim. Talk about a suckhole of neediness. This woman is 50 freakin' years old!! Ugh. Just go away already Kim AND Brandi.

Drinking game alert: Are we gonna hoist the glass whenever Brandi says "Homewrecker" or when Kim says "Sobriety"?? I already have a brand new box of wine for tonight. Now, I may have to call the paramedics if it gets too wacky, but what the hey.

Well, this part one of the reunion was kinda boring for me. I have been laughing all morning about FI Tom's purple "mood ring". WTF?? I saw him wearing an "S" ring at the anniversary party. Now I'm wondering.... Does FI have a MAN JOOLRY BOX?? And the dumbass stASSi and all her "problems" over the last year... Um.... seriously, WHO CARES?? Now granted, I'd love to hear that the statement necklace business was swirling down the toilet. I'd love to hear that the bitch isn't ALLOWED out of the house without ghostie bf's permission. I'd love to hear that Jax gave her gift that keeps on giving like some serious wart situation... but other than that? Just stroll on off into the sunset and GO ALREADY. Buh-bye. Cya.

Ho-hummm.. This episode pretty much put me to sleep! OK, it was raining outside (great sleeping!) but the other thing is, this show is sooo TIRED. Just all the same old, same old. Kenya does not need to be soo gleeful over "Mr. Chocolate" just because she wants to put her foot in Phaedra's ass. I agree with everyone upthread who have said that had Phaedra just apologized to Kenya, she'd have been defanged, but no... Just being a dingleberry, imho. Nene and that mess on her head is just waayyyyy off the reservation. All the "wig" comments she used to make about Kim Z are now completely false. Does she HAVE a mirror? Does she REALLY THINK that shit looks good? Seriously?? [snip]And finally, can someone PULEEZ sit her down and explain to her the whole "s" business after nouns??

I've kind of had it up to here with Patty and the whole "millionaire" business simply because she's always having these Bravolebrities on the show. Stupid RHONJ son, stupid Sonja from RHONJ, stupid Sheree from RHOA, just on and on ad nausem. Then there's Patty HAIR, her big ASS, just the whole frickin' enchilada. Just GO AWAY!!

I was kinda hoping the Brown gravy train would run off the tracks and derail. The thought of these chucklefucks having to actually WORK ( and not the joory biz) makes me want to tap dance and fart!

FINGER TOURETTES!!!!! OMG, that is HILARIOUS!!! And so seriously right on. Lord, that is funny! SO, I finally had the opportunity to catch this episode last night and good grief, Charlie Brown... Ugh. I was soo happy to look at Amsterdam, the windmills, Yo's Mom's cake, the everything. But then, it was ruined when the beyotches started fighting and whining. I'm just so over them. ESPECIALLY the idiot Kim RIchards. She has absolutely no inclination to be self-reflective, thinks EVERYTHING is about her AT ALL TIMES, and gets pretty mean and nasty when folks don't worship at her feet. I think her whole Eileen hate stuff is ALL about the fact that Eileen actually has a grown-up acting job and has won an Emmy for it. Rinna ALSO has some grown-up acting jobs and that pisses Kim off. BIG TIME! Brandi Glanville is tired too. I mean, seriously tired. I agree with the poster upthread who thought they BOTH need to go and just give them their own show. It'll be called "Turtles & Tampons".... They're ruining the fun for me. But talking about them with you guys is WAAYYY more fun than actually watching the dumbass show. JMHO.

Good luck with the six month thing. Guess you can always go back to Las Vegas and find some 18 yr. old to *bang*

Way to go out on top dingleberry! Hope you make tens of dollars making those big old UGLY necklaces! Hope to NEVER see you anywhere on television EVER AGAIN!!

Well, we can only HOPE that last montage of stASSi's ass walking away was the LAST FREAKING TIME WE SEE HER ON TV!! Sorry to yell, but good grief girl; go ahead and GO ALREADY! Make that BIG $$$ selling those piece of crap necklaces you make. Good luck with that, hun. Nugget saying how smart she was?? Not really that smart, Arianna. Kinda makes your relationship with FI look STOOPID. And really, is Kristin actually going to GIVE UP her obsession without anyone getting hurt? Seriously? Loved, loved, loved Jax's truck either being towed or repo'd. Perfect!