goofygirl

Can't we just call her ASS and be done with it??

Whoever said upthread "Lather,Rinse, Repeat" about this dumb storyline of who's boinking who's boyfriend/girlfriend was right on target. LOL that next season it'll be FI Tom and his flat iron breaking up or cheating on one another! stASSi can just go ahead and get off my teevee NOW. She's sucking the air out of any scene she's in. Ugh, just ugh. And Jax still on Daddy's insurance at 34? Just amazeballs. How does he manage to pay his rent or have his nose repaired??

She's SUCH a grown-up now. Wow. No job, no boyfriend but imaginary, no clue how she's dressing.... Daddy must be so proud!

I used to like Peter but now he seems too far up stASSi's ass. Notice how he's always around her dumb ass?? Sort of like he's the male Christina. What does she bring to the show again? Too dark lipstick perhaps? And stASSi's new grown up apartment: way to show you're all grown up by moving broken handled cups 3,000 miles . What a dipshit!

Kenya acting all butt-hurt in the bathroom just underscored to me that this season will be the Kenya Apology Tour. And when has she ever apologized to anybody for saying mean things about them? Talking about Kandi needing some exercise and pushing away from the table, for example. What happened to the white blue-eyed baby she was going to have?? Kandi and all that tufted furniture is really awful looking. I mean, SOME tufting would be all right but a whole living room full? Uh, just no. Bored out of my gourd.

What a frickin' snoozefest. Ugh. And I was even playing my own little drinking game, every time Brandi blamed someone else for her problems or just generally played the victim ad naseum; I would have a glug of wine. Guess that's why I went to sleep?

Do these people go to church or what? WHY was Brady doing the baptisms? I can't figure them out at all, But whoever said it upthread, they are B-O-R-I-N-G. Seriously. But I do love the snark!

If this season is going to be the "Kenya Apology Tour", I'm out. Girl acts like she has done nothing but be as sweet as a peach in the summer. Arrgh! I think she's always overacting and the "victim" mentality is just getting tired. Kandi and her family are all about the same to me. Mama Joyce is awful, Kandi is awful and Riley is working on being awful. They should be happy together because nobody else is gonna want to hang with them. Let's hope Kandi keeps making those coins, because if she falls short, the other two are gonna be really upset with her. Is that Randy lawyer guy the ONLY attorney in Atlanta besides Phaedra?

I just hope we're not going to be subjected to stASSi's birthday jubilees again. And, maybe if Ghost Patrick (love that, btw) shows up at her new digs, Daddy'll give HIM some $$$ to pay the rent. After all, it's her "grown-up" apartment.

Seriously Amber, you need to do some English homework.

I'm guessing that 3KT will be lucky, lucky, lucky to make it to $1,000.00!

Yep, I really enjoyed being notified by Ambuh (love that, btw) that she was a DEVOTE Catholic. That just made me laugh. She also said she'd conferred with a priest before going to the reading. OK, AND she genuflected somewhere along the line. I'm thinking she must not have been a Catholic growing up? Girl is completely a sham. OK, she had "the cancer". Everything else about her is a joke. Including that dumbass she's married to.

WTF ever happened to the fancy Cirque Du Soleil acts? I thought they were always sold out in Vegas? Nene's show looked like it was about 1/3 to 1/2 full. Maybe because Nene is the headliner ? She's completely boring and that wig is ridiculous. Apollo apologizing to Kenya was also just the dumbest.thing.ever. What a doofus! Why does Mama Joyce need a SEVEN BEDROOM HOUSE??? Are her sisters moving in with her? Kandi is an idiot when it comes to her Mother. That's gonna be the downfall of her $$$. She's gonna spend it ALL ON JOYCE. Poor Riley.

I think Kimye started gettin jealous that the younger Jenner girls were getting some attention and she wanted the focus back on HER. And as my dear old FIL used to say, "That ass is as big as the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex." SOOO TRUE!

I think Tiny Jim has completely lost his tiny mind. Hopefully, the State of New Jersey will understand this and not give the little one a license to practice law. He needs to see someone with a MEDICAL license. Someone who practices psychiatry. TIny thing is a complete idiot. The whole 3 part reunion thing is just about 1-1/2 parts too long. I really can't see what had to be discussed so much that this autopsy had to be dragged out like that. It's like they discussed every friggin' episode. UGH! Time to leave New Jersey,Bravo. OR just get a completely new cast. These freaks are done, stick a fork in them. Toast!

I just want to know why JimBoob was the one who got to say "You may kiss your bride" during the wedding. Wasn't there a minister there??

Oh Lord, it's baaack. I thought MAYBE the cast had grown up a bit, but no frickin' way! Can't QUITE figure out why Kristin keeps dogging out FI Tom since she too; got caught cheating with Monkey Boy. Seriously couldn't see StASSi going away forever because otherwise she'd melt into oblivion. I wonder if Bravo's gonna give Lisa another show that features Pump. Cause really? It might be better than this crew. LOVE the snark, though!

I'm here behind the "pine curtain" raiderred1 and I can tell you the east Texas twang is alive and well! I grew up in Houston and have lived here since the 80's. There are people that I STILL cannot understand WTH they're saying! This show is a loser. Can't stomach any more of it. I'll still come and read the snark, though!

"Secrets Revealed"??? WTF secrets did we learn from this snoozefest? That the twins are completely and totally self-absorbed? That Amber is a total nutjob when she drinks? That Tre doesn't wash her face or hair for FOUR FREAKING DAYS? And seriously, if I had to hear about tampons one more time, I was gonna blow chunks. TMI.... This show has had it.

How OLD is Korina anyway?? She acted like a 10 yr. old having that meltdown in the workroom. Just take your ball and go home already!

OMG! Is TIny Jim a LAWYER or not?? I thought I had read on here that he went to law school but didn't pass the bar? So WHY is he constantly being referred to as a "lawyer" by She who had the CANCER (Muffyn, your post from yesterday was hilarious!) And if the twin who dates Bobby said "Bobby" ONE MORE TIME I was gonna lose it! Not sure how much longer I can keep watching this silly show but I love reading about it on this site!!

Wouldn't Tiny Jim be just like Aviva Drescher (RHONYC) who graduated from law school and that's the end of it??

All this discussion of the "Lentil" season is making me laugh out loud!!

Stick a fork in me, I'm almost DONE with this show. I would like to see Maddie lose ONCE to anybody and see how Abby reacts.

Was Tiny Jim trying to dust up Bobby with that whole business about the "Florida woman"? If so, EPIC FAIL, TINY JIM!!