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Statler would probably just talk to their kids about sex.

Wow, then there is this. Glenn said it was okay with him to film the funeral because Diana and the Queen were mourned publicly. Who wants to break it to him that it's hardly the same thing (gently, in a couple of years maybe)? https://soapdirt.com/my-big-fat-fabulous-life-whitney-thore-pleads-with-fans/

Well, of course Whitney would behave like this. Guess she got it from Babs. https://starcasm.net/whitney-thore-mystery-sibling-report/

But blood type tests were available since the 1920s so if he was seeing someone and the blood type matched, it would have been reasonable to assume the child was his. Wow, so it's turning out that Babs was a bitch... Wrap your head around that.

Whitney, you're not giving "a gentle push." You're a bossy bitch. And you should not have thrown out stuff without your dad. That was his to do. She's so controlling. She needs to follow his lead, not vice versa. Does this show really need to be on this season? Wow, I did not know this! This changes my whole POV towards Glenn and Babs, especially the latter.

Yash is his mother's son. And I don't mean that as a compliment. Miss Debbie seems to be often wrong about who's the bad guy on Pillow Talk. And it was kind of funny when she and her son were saying how everyone should work their ass off while they're getting paid to sit on a couch and watch TV. (I know her son's a cop or something, though.) I think if TJ and Kim lived in the US, they could be happy. No way if they live with his family and she's smart not to live there. His mother and brother are awful.

Shakina was so pretty before the ridicu-lips.

Past life regression? The therapeutic value of this place just went below zero.

Amanda makes the dad cry the first time she meets the parents and she's not even embarrassed or apologetic. She's more of a teenager than a grownup. "I'll just nuzzle his neck and he'll forget I'm a bitch." She reminds me of the blonde mean girl in "Carrie." She'll keep toying with him so she on stay on the show.

Does Nicola say "Meisha" more often than Statler says "sex" or vice versa?

Waaaait a minute. Chloe didn't know she was bothered until Jane tells her she should be? And then Christian reiterates what she said and she says that's not what she said? I've liked Chloe, but come on... If he was really trying to hit on that girl, why would he bring her to his girlfriend's? He could have just gotten her number. I agree it was douchy to invite her without checking with Chloe, but I don't think he was trying to put one over. PS Happy birthday, Saint Chapelle!! WIshing you cake and fun.

I know! He used it something like 6 times within 2 or 3 consecutive sentences tonight. Language is always evolving, of course, so this particular word swap may be here to stay. It's just jarring to me right now.

Well, the wedding was at 3 p.m. today so I guess it's a done deal. I don't know if I can feel empathy for Liz anymore. She married him knowing what a f----d up narcissist he is. And she has a daughter who doesn't need to be around his toxicity or to witness her mom taking abuse as an example of marriage.

Major pet peeve: When did people start saying "whenever" instead of "when"? (Or should I say, whenever did people start...)

Well, we have until 3 p.m. today to save her. This makes me very sad. I don't know enough yet about what went down with Kelly and Molly to have an opinion on it but as for him failing her '"financially" -- he's getting an NYC cop pension, Molly. It's probably as much or more than you make.

I wish they had Pillow Talk for Last Resort.

Angela called Liz bitch first. Angela is psycho. They should have called the cops on her. Ed is an elderly toddler. Real toddlers are great; Ed is disgusting. I don't watch for them, TLC. I watch in spite of them. And because the snark on this board is awesome.

Angela called her bitch first. Angela is a psycho.

Gotta snark here: Any chance his bad marriages are because he cheats?

I hate to bring up the "what about his wife?" clause but what but his wife? And you know he's an asshole for doing that to her. Been there, done that in my early 20s. Long time ago, but still regret it.

In fairness, though, they're in NYC so they could have easily gotten cream cheese or even bagels with cream cheese delivered quickly. Or anything else. Or Carrie could have run down to the corner bodega... A TV pet peeve of mine is when NYC shows forget they're in NYC -- "Friends" did that a lot. But I get that it's Carrie's self-absorption that's the issue.

Since the article brought it up: Carrie sending Aiden to help never bugged me like it seemed to do other people. Carrie had, if I remember correctly, just started her new job at Vogue and her editor (Enid?) had called a meeting. Your first days are not a good time to tell your new boss you have to peel your friend off the floor unless it's a stroke or something. (Even then it's a risk.) Granted, it would have been better if Carrie had called Charlotte or Sam. I thought it was kind of selfish for Miranda to expect Carrie to endanger her job. My neck and back went out many times in the past leaving me stuck on the floor and I never would have asked someone to risk their job.

Was anyone else distracted by Carrie's breasts during the not-a-break-up scene? I'm a straight -- and elderly! -- female and I still wanted to ask them to move, like when someone too tall sits in front of you at the movies.

Miranda, remember those words Che said to you? That's called an a-p-o-l-o-g-y. You still owe Steve one. Also, Steve was happily with Debbie. You made the move to get him back. That said, it's really nice to have a recognizable Miranda back. See, writers? It wasn't her new sexuality we didn't like; it was her new personality.

My immediate reaction was, "I hope the cat is microchipped." Now I wish they'd inserted a line of dialogue with Carrie thanking Che for getting her chipped at Che's vet office or something.