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Jesse, your orange face doesn't match your pink neck.

They didn't go and see Lady Gaga's new movie. This one (Gosnell) was anti-abortion, I believe. (fun times)

pitch a tent To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.

Did you send him an eggplant emoji? ?

They are. Too bad the girls in the church didn't get any. (Two of my three daughters skateboarded with their brothers)

Maybe she's afraid she'll lose her girlish figure?

That voice needs to DIE.

Max’s 53-year-old dad Todd Schenzel has spent a good deal of time in court and behind bars for a series of charges that include auto theft, forgery, and issuing bad checks.?

If Ricky is a glazed ham, what is Tarik? I can't stand his "look."

It went back to the original white fluffy cloud, instead of the stormy one.

Dang, Darcy is going to pop a vein if she keeps this up.

Interesting, if true.

I can't decide which is the uglier look.?

But I don't think he is a garbage collector. I think they said he sorts stuff in a recycling center. It's probably very low pay.

Maybe because it wasn't a Duggar daughter being married, and the bride's family actually provided food?

Is it normal to pose like this with your toes coming out of your shoe?

I'm a rabid White Sox fan who has been married to a rabid Cub fan for 49 years. Poor Felicity indeed. ? PS lots of other Chicagoland posters here, I see ?

Easter chick yellow?

This sounds exactly like me after my recent knee replacement. The first knee surgery went great..the second was AWFUL. I thought I'd never be able to stop taking all the (strong) pain pills. I said all that to say this: it does get better! I promise. Also ,I totally understand wanting your doctor to really hear you. You try to succinctly detail what is really, really hurting you..and you get what I call "the dismissive yeah, yeah" from them (I swear, it seemed like he wanted to pat me on my head.) I think they are too jaded from seeing too many patients. If you can, try and see the nurse practitioner if they have one..I've found them MUCH more empathetic and willing to really listen. Good luck!

I also wanted to add my thanks for all you great posters on the live feed. You made me snort-laugh so many times at your clever snark!

Wow, Tyler did do a double take when Julie signed off as Chen-Moonves.

She is adorable!

I beg to differ. I think he's ugly because he always has that derpy expression on his face.

I forgot to mention, being able to download the audio version of a book from the library is great for when you need to sort/clean stuff. I can never have TV in the background, because I always find myself stopping to watch the program.