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Why no, Alexis, I don’t respect you. Never had, never will. Why is it always the shadiest queens who complain about other being shady? I’m looking at you Alexis and Mayhem. Jujubee owns her shadiness unapologetically.

Wow, Kristy and Kristin must have really pissed off the makeup people before the elimination ceremony.

Rewatching Restaurant Wars while waiting for the finale, and laughing (again) at what a pompous jerk Kevin was during plate gate. Also realizing that that was the moment when Malarkey started to grow on me...not unlike a fungus.

I finally realized why I can’t hate on Kate. Her looks remind me of Eleanor Roosevelt, whom I adore.

So freaking happy right now! Best final three ever. Especially glad that Kevin is gone after his little dig at Bryan at the judges’ table: Paraphrasing Padma, ‘Bryan, the Italian chefs thought that your food didn’t have soul.‘ Kevin to Padma- ‘I think I cooked with the most soul I’ve ever shown’.

I’m not prepared to board the Kate hate train just yet. Bulent is probably the saltiest contestant I’ve ever seen on this show. Combine that with his intense laziness and I’d rather self banish than be with him as well. Makani’s passivity would also drive me nuts. Had Makani just agreed with Kate that Bullent was being lazy and snored loud, Kate probably wouldn’t have lost it. Also- I LOVE RYAN AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!!!

I’d like to see Lex have a battle of wits with Vizzini from Princess Bride (and never return).

Crystal is serving art in the style of Tom Rubnitz, an old artist friend of Ru’s from back in the day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Ksd7nbb3k

Any chance they’ll bring Jackie back due to Sherry’s elimination? I hope so. Jackie was fantastic tonight.

Yes, with a flashback of her sister-loving fiancé at the time. Who are these men, or in that case, boys, who choose to be caregivers to the women?

Already on that forum. It is so good! I cry every week. I wasn’t a Eureka fan in the past, but she is an absolute delight. (Always loved Bob and Shangela, so no surprises there).

I know that they're all given meal plans and diet information that we don’t see and they don’t choose to follow, but I always wonder how it’s possible that they actual believe that fast food is their only option (because they’re all just sooooooooooo busy, even though none of them have jobs). Again, I know they are all delusional, because you don’t hit 600 pounds if you are honest with yourself, but seriously, haven’t any of these people ever heard of a rotisserie chicken? You can grab one at any supermarket!!! As much as I love this show, I can’t handle how many salty people they’ve had on of late.

I love Crystal a little more every week. She is pure joy. I would have preferred to see Crystal win, but Jaida did a fantastic job (both in the competition and in the pairings). I was so worried that Sherry would ruin the season, so very pleasantly surprised to see how talented and lovable the other queens are. Also love that there are no bullies (other than real life Sherry) hanging around and creating unnecessary drama.

In fairness, Cassandra seems to have resting disappointed face.

Widow channeled Chaka Khan. Poor, sad, overeager Jan was just buzzing around the Widow like a gnat, but there was no way she could pull focus. I probably would have put Gigi below Sherry and Jan, but I don’t think Ru is ready to risk losing Gigi this early.

Nicky? She was great.

Seriously Jess? Eyelash extensions for Naked and Afraid? Not sure if I’ll make it through the whole episode, but curious to see if those daddy long legs on her eyes survive 21 days.

I’m just glad that Sherry isn’t the clear cut winner. As much as her presence puts a shadow over the season, I was concerned that she would dominate the entire competition only to not appear in the finals, basically causing the eventual winner to have an asterisk by their name.

Eh, don’t think Jan was robbed. Yes, she’s the best singer, but she wasn’t the best Madonna. I’m not sure I would have given the win to Gigi, but she continues to impress. There is way more there than I would have anticipated in week 1. Gigi gave a ton of confidence, and practically oozed Madonna. I also adored Crystal, but I’m definitely biased because she’s my quirky favorite. I’m partial to quirk over polish.

Ding dong, the Brita’s gone. Speaking as a NYer, you don’t represent me. Buh bye.

Yes, Nino told Lenu he would marry her when they were children.

Yikes. I spent most of the episode trying to put aside my disgust with the daughter which was severely clouding my judgement, but boy did she make it hard. As if the vocal fry wasn’t enough, when asked how much her wedding gown cost and she hesitated because it was gauche? Ugh. Anyway, Susan quite possibly was abusive and had a drinking problem, but no was in hell the two of them laid in bed together, bleeding profusely, soaked in blood and ‘other waste’, and had the best conversation they ever had. He’s guilty.

Agreed, but they have so much down time we don’t see where Heidi could and should be asking for pointers from the other girls. I could see her getting angry at Gigi for offering unsolicited advice. Also, I cannot stand Brita. Not like at Roxxxy Andrews, Phi Phi, or Silky Gamache levels, but cannot wait to see Brita and and her overinflated ego leave.

This is clearly brand new territory for her.

Tonight I do not care about predictability. This episode was exactly what I needed tonight. I laughed out loud several times. Thank you, Larry David, you miserable bastard.