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Not cool, show. Quit making me feel bad for the loathsome Michelle.

Holy crap. She choreographed a number to The Lottery by Shirley Jackson and another one based on Hannibal Lecter. Now I’ve seen everything. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lottery

The piñata should have been filled with crabs and condoms.

Ugh. Grrrrr. We’re going to be stuck with Madison’s lead feet and lazy extensions for a while while the judges attempt to gaslight us into believing she’s a great dancer. Stephanie should not be gone yet. Bailey and Mariah are a joy to watch. Gino did not disappoint tonight. At least Eddie is gone.

Luke, step away from the vinyl records. You never, ever want to do a project that Hildi did first.

Alcohol, youth, and cameras.

Who in their right mind would choose Dean over Mike???

The boys group number was like a homoerotic chippendales male review performed in Branson, Missouri.

There’s probably a special place in hell for me saying/thinking this, but whenever Abby whizzes past in her super fast wheel chair, I hear the wicked witch music from Wizard of Oz in my head.

Unfortunately, no surprises. Red-headed step tapper- check Ballroom baby brother- check B-boy with a back story- check Sexy eye candy- check Dancer who is far and away the most talented, but they will nitpick all season about what he needs to grow until he ultimately looses to the bald girl- check

I was laughing so hard when they called dance number 118 as the final number. Ridiculous. Also- one hour to learn her solo my a**.

In what universe are Anna and Madison better dancers than Nazz? Shocker, boring Sophie made it through. Wonder which male dancer they’ll pimp a fake romance with. Spent most of the hour thinking I’d rather watch Lex and Marko dance together.

Also, how much makeup is Jeff wearing?

Watching it right now. Only a few minutes in, but Jeff is already insufferable. ”When you were all on day 1, we were on day 21.” Wait- were they on a 60 day challenge?

I’d love to see people who didn’t complete their first season because they had really shitty partners as a redemption team rather than the same faces again and again.

I know it’s ridiculous to question/nitpick the plot, but who watches the kids while they’re at the police station?

I’d rather be a part of the Manson family than Jeff’s family.

I was finally able to watch last Sunday’s episode. Jeff is so loathsome that I am actively routing against him (I mean, not death or anything- just not making it to 60 DAYS). He is like a petulant child who is fine all day while he’s getting exactly what he wants, but as soon as things aren’t going exactly his way his tummy hurts, and he’s hungry but he wants the vanilla ice cream but not the one with the specks in it, but it needs to be in the special bowl, no, the other bowl, and STOP LOOKING AT ME. Again- don’t wish a serious illness on him. Just very strongly dislike him and his oversized ego.

Thank you! Kamryn is a cute kid with nice flexibility and a few tricks. Those feet, though.

My daughter is at nationals and Nappy/Tabs are two of the hip hop judges! Can’t wait to see how they score them after a full season of having their hip hop number judged by contemporary judges. Edited to add that Nappy/Tabs were awesome and enthusiastic judges. Cannot wait to hear their comments. My girl’s group won high point gold first place, and Superior High Score Award 6-8 Hip Hop Division. Yup- I’m bragging.

Or does it??????

Luke sure knows how to throw a party. A creepy party.

So, did some digging last night because I’m giving this show way too much thought. Jeff’s 1st appearance on Naked and Afraid he was married to Gabby (the love of his life). Not sure when they split up, but Gabby is using her maiden name again, and is still LDS. Currently, Jeff is smitten with Erin Muñoz, a musician. They have been dating less than a year. Can’t find mention of divorce on internet, but assume one occurred.

If anyone has some free time and wants to have some fun, head on over to twitter.

Please, please, please don’t tease us with the promos for next week.