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When I was in college in New Orleans there was some idiot with two Newfoundlands I used to see walking on the neutral ground (it’s the median where mostly the streetcar runs and is considered “higher ground” re floods for your cars). They looked fucking miserable. That puppy is absolutely adorable though. Mr. DC has always wanted a Husky. It’s not the DC summer weather that turned him (me) away though - it’s the most likely energy level. That’s how we settled on our most recent Great Pyr mix rescue. Momma was a full bred, working farm dog in Louisiana. That would have not suited our Mimi at all. Mr. DC also briefly wanted a French Bulldog. I told him he couldn’t afford the eventual vet bills. He still yearns for a Husky.

I actually think the Silva twins go for the high end knockoffs. Probably paid around $500 for their fake Chanel bags. I’m a bag whore (couldn’t care less about clothes, shoes or jewelry). Nothing with ostentatious logos though (not a fan of the obvious ridiculous Chanel “quilting” either). My most expensive is a gorgeous $4K Bvlgari - that I’ve now had them repair 4X (I’m now angry again). My favorites are mostly no-name handmade bags in the $400 range. Mr. DC (he knows me) pointed out a social media post where she had a “crocodile Hermès Birkin” front and center. That’s a $70K bag - if you can get it. Sure Darcy. Full disclosure - when I retire and cash out on my house (see unfortunate, but good for me DC gentrification - I’m now in Affordable Housing to save my soul), I want a Hermès Kelly.

I unabashedly love Rick Springfield. My all-girls, Catholic HS personally tried to bring back a revival. One of my favorites is Human Touch with Sally having a love monkey on her back. Then there is always Love Somebody and Affair of the Heart. Not to mention I’ve Done Everything for You. I miss my IPod now. It also had my Bobby Brown and New Edition classics - don’t judge (like I’d care anyway). Back to 90DF - I think every season (including all variations) needs a Nigerian boys Greek chorus. I think it was awesome this version actually seemed to dress up to meet slovenly Lisa. I did notice despite all the “kissing” - Usman was definitely avoiding her tongue like it was the coronavirus.

Wow. Lifelong criminal or not - that poor man aged terribly between those mug shots posted. I’m with MamaDrama. We were rooting for you Yolanda (and your children - especially the boys younger than me who look like they got lost in the 70’s). Even if we thought you were being incredibly stupid. It’s also very interesting whoever pointed out there were no beverages on the table during their “family dinner at home”. I still like her though. But then look at her “competition” re current and former cast members. And if she’s only doing this to sell more books - Godspeed.

She must be out of her mind (or more likely drunk - no judgement) to think anybody would think that’s her body. Exhibit A - the boobs. I can’t wait to see her “running” on the treadmill next episode.

Like they’d take her.

Grenada? South Korea? I don’t belong to Instagram- so can’t see comments.

Now that’s some trainwreck entertainment. Unfortunately I find nothing Jenelle does entertaining.

I have two cats and we board dogs. It’s actually worked out well. Our house is large enough (4 stories - so we have a gate going to the third floor that we keep closed when not home for boarders). We generally board the same dogs and my cats are familiar enough with them (vice versa) that it’s not been a problem (I’ve actually seen some cat/dog snuggling on the bed at night). I keep telling the cats I picked them up off the street and they’re freeloaders anyway (that’s true - and we’ve literally spent many thousands of dollars on them at the vet). Except for one we took as a favor (Vizsla or Rhodesian Ridgeback mix I think) who got very attached to me. He was fine at first until he got jealous and would have definitely killed a cat. He’s not invited back. I’m not always nice (shocker) and thought it was a shame I couldn’t introduce him to whoever the current Mike version is (for those who don’t know he’s the LSU tiger).

Jenelle got a fucking Doodle? She really is a dumb twat. And looking at the photo it’s one of the full size ones. What’s Psycho Frenchie Killer going to do when she starts tearing shit up? You know these assholes would never take her to a single obedience class. Why would PFK spend the money when he could “do it himself”? AKA beat the shit out of her. Or get her “spayded”. We have lots of Doodles Mr. DC either walks and/or we board (it seems every other dog in DC now is some sort of Doodle - I question some of the decision making). Yet to meet a chill one - well one kinda - but she’s the exception (still insists on the attention). We love them all. Those dogs need lots of exercise and attention (not to mention aforementioned grooming), which I’m sure she’s not going to get. Unlike the Anatolian Shepherd (the unfortunate one left) and poor Jax (the lucky one) - you certainly can’t leave her outside unattended. I certainly get the impression UBT is one of those assholes who thinks family pets shouldn’t be allowed inside. My blood is actually boiling. Literally - not figuratively.

Oh shit. I didn’t realize the extent of it. I actually only saw the one post. Social media ain’t my thing - don’t even have Facebook. I’m pretty sure the Catholic priest who married me (he actually entered and left the Priesthood shortly thereafter to get married - interesting story), would have ever posted on Twitter or thought something like that. Especially the one about going to play ball and do other “manly activities” with young boys who may want to play with dolls and dress up (see bad Catholic joke). I actually have never met a single Catholic (including the real ones), who condone that shit. A couple of the “real” ones are gay and very active in the Church. We might be the religion that seems most ignore much of the “official” doctrine (see birth control etc.)? The bad joke from above was definitely not in the official doctrine. Maybe that’s why many of us can’t take some of their BS seriously. I’m originally from Long Island, NY and we’re either Jewish or Catholic (or both now since we’ve been interbreeding for the past 50 years). I’ve been enough to both services and I’ve never heard anybody from the pulpit even slightly mention how homosexuality is dooming the world or how to raise your children in the “right” gender. Much needed Score 1 for Catholics. Jews are already far ahead. I’m a European history laymen. Also Score 10 for Methodists who appointed a transgender Deacon that got the Pastor all worked up. I’m still saying it’s mostly how you’re raised. And I’m not going to blame her for wanting her Pastor/family friend to marry her and wanting to excuse his old Tweets when he told her he really didn’t believe that. She’s not that bright. Sandoval still’s a self-important, self-righteous asshole. Mod - am I still OK on the religious stuff? Won’t mention it again.

That’s Mr. DC too. He has serious depression. They’ve spent years changing up his meds to some success and he’s in talk therapy 2X a week. Like you I think it helps the anxiety most - but the depression is always there to some extent. He’s a Libertarian too BTW! It breaks my heart as we are lucky enough (American, upper-middle class white background and existence) to have things and opportunities most of the world could only dream of. I’ve realized how lucky I am not to be wired that way at all. I easily move on from any bump in the road - but I still tell him it’s not an excuse to be an asshole. I believe anyway he gets that from my FIL (who I’m very fond of - but apparently he’s mellowed as he aged). He’s still my soulmate and I love him to death. He’s also funny as hell. We basically agree on everything and like the same stupid shit (see 90DF - he’s not into the Chucklefucks as much, but I think he wants to watch Sister Wives - which is where I draw the line). Long story short (or longer) - I do feel for Ariana. Although I never really liked her or her smug “cool girl” attitude. We don’t really know if she’s in therapy or not. Reality TV is obviously not the best thing for her, but unfortunately it’s her paycheck. I think her boyfriend though is a self-righteous, self-important asshole. I also enjoyed the Animal Farm reference.

Only if they paid her. There are no words for how terrible that song is. Didn’t even have a smidge of the DebzOG trainwreck entertainment factor. Or Farrah’s classic “Blowin”.

What does Jenelle send? BTW - I eagerly await for that Thundercunt to end up living in a single-wide trailer.

Sorry. I read but rarely post here. And I do love me some Chucklefucks. Great TV. Though it’ll never be again like the earlier Seasons. Hoping not against moving on from religion thing. But I can’t see anybody who’s an Orthodox Jew/Conservative Christian or Muslim (hijab wearing) wanting to work at SUR and wearing the required uniform that pretty much shows their coochie if they bend over. IMO - can’t blame LVP for that. I try not to judge anybody for their beliefs for the most part. Even when I completely disagree. IMO - most of it is what you were brought up to believe in. EG - I live in DC and we actually have a ton of Mormons (see Marriott Corp who’s based here). They’re fucking adorable. Sweetest, most wholesome people you’d ever meet. Mr. DC and I seriously considered going to the opening of their renovated Temple on Capitol Hill a couple of years ago, when they were handing out flyers on neighborhood street corners. In comparison - I have a HB to Hell. Even if you think the whole backstory is a little crazy and have serious objections to some of their beliefs. I wouldn’t let one marry me though. But I’m a Catholic (never really practicing - went to Catholic High School though) and disagree with a bunch of their shit. But still got married by a Catholic priest. So who am I to judge? Mr. DC (former Altar boy) objected strenuously to this BTW, and immediately got shot down by my parent’s (who I rarely remembered going to Church). His parent’s go every Sunday. And volunteer.

We cannot say it enough that child is doomed. What’s going to happen when she hits her 20’s with no education or discernible skills and a way over-inflated sense of self worth? Farrah currently spends every penny she gets on plastic surgery/fillers gone wrong, tacky LV shoes/bags and leases on luxury cars. I doubt she has any savings since she believes she’s the “greatest entrepreneur woman in the world” (despite all being fails - pay the rent you owe on those retail leases for a start) and never coming movie deals. I’m pretty sure she’s about run out of reality shows to be on. High priced hooking ain’t lasting forever. I do love how she denies it. You do you girl - but Farrah baby, you willingly got fucked up the ass on a porn video and masturbated on a live web cam (apparently poorly), and we’re supposed to believe actual prostitution is beneath you? How much can she possibly get from all the bikini photo shoots she does (and has to pay photographer for) that end up on Internet-only tabloid sites once every couple of weeks (for now - that’s likely going to dry up in the not so far future). She can only crash red carpets and flash her vag so many times. Sorry long. It does drive me a little crazy cause she did make a lot of money and probably blew (no pun intended) it all. I’d have been saving that shit like Rumpelstiltskin.

I’m absolutely listening to this. If it ever happens that is. I only listen to podcasts at work though and not sure how I’ll explain to my fellow cubicle dweller friends why I’m laughing hysterically. Guess the only downside to new job is no longer having a private office. I happily gave up the 50% pay cut. I’m still patiently waiting for Farrah’s next music album and watching her My Teenage Dream Ended major studio movie. My HB to Hell sinks even more into the fiery depths.

It’s some sort of weight loss thing. Mostly seen from the Z minus list cast members of 90 Day Fiancé as far as I know. Some who have far less attractive bodies than Jenelle. As far as I can tell - maybe she’s looking for a new “rap” career or to be a Fly Girl in the way defunct In Living Color? She fails badly at both.

Jenelle - just please stop. Being “under contract” with MTV did not prevent you from getting another job. Plenty of the other bitches were on Marriage Boot Camp etc., even Maci was on Naked and Afraid (be very afraid) all while “under contract” to MTV. You just needed their permission - and I doubt they gave a fuck. Nobody wants you. And WTF do you know about “producing” anything. At least Kail has an actual Bachelor’s degree in Communication from a real college. Except she’s too busy getting pregnant to use it.

https://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2020/02/10/exclusive-whats-really-going-on-with-jenelle-evans-the-truth-about-her-status-with-david-eason-her-money-situation-claims-of-other-reality-tv-show-offers/ It’s official! And I actually posted it before Druzy. Jenelle - you dumb ass Thundercunt.

This bitch is really pregnant again? I have no words. Didn’t she claim last time “Doctors” told her that she had serious ob/gyn issues and likely couldn’t have any more kids, so her and her current “partner” mutually decided to try before it was too late? Fertile Myrtle is a real lying bitch.

I guess we’ll have to see how this all pans out. We may owe Giant Misfit a load of cash. Jenelle’s a fucking idiot. Like we didn’t know that. Stop worrying about where your next penis is and take care of your kids Thundercunt. Personally - I always figured between the two of them they didn’t have the brains to pull anything like this off. I’m still doubtful she’s getting back with Psycho Frenchie Killer. But she probably figured the offers would start rolling in once she left him and they haven’t. Know nothing about divorce laws - but vague recollection if she was deemed to have “abandoned” the Swamp Land could it hurt her in the end? How much do you think is fair that we may owe you Giant Misfit? Split among the most guilty of us. I’m sure most of us have Venmo.

That’s awesome. Thanks for sharing. The Abraham’s never fail to entertain in all their delusion. No Deb - if you walked into Walmart tomorrow nobody would know who in the world you were. But if that’s your litmus test for “success” - hey maybe one person would. Like I give a fuck what kind of shoes you wear. I’m a self-admitted bag whore myself, but unless you looked closely (my co-workers at the non-profit I now work for do - much to their entertainment) you’d never know. Not a single one has a logo splashed all over it. And some of my favorites aren’t the $3K ones. Except for my new Ferragamo. It’s like butter and was $1K off on sale. Mr. DC was out of town when I got it - so got rid of all the incriminating evidence and convinced Mr. DC I already owned it.😀 Farrah - please for the love of Sweet Baby Jesus use spellcheck before you post nonsense. I’m actually a good speller and check myself all the time just in case. Or maybe not - cause I love myself some Farrah word salad.😈

Good to see FI Tom is still an unrepentant, self-important, without any actual real qualifications asshole. When you make Stassi look good... In other news - please wear underwear girls. I’ve been telling that to my now 80-yr old mother for many, many years. And she’s not wearing a sheath dress that comes up to her vag - age or not - nobody needs to see that. Not like I don’t enjoy going bareless myself on occasion (I’ve also been known to change my panties 3X a day). I’m not in a “professional“ setting or serving food though.

Absolutely. Mr. DC had a very good observation. If all the other not so great catches (looking at you Angela, etc.), got a relatively “hot” foreigner - Little Miss Smirky McGee probably could’ve too. See dumber than a bag of rocks. I noted to Mr. DC that maybe crack was involved re Father Nicole’s decision to sponsor her Arabian Prince.