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The Crazed Spruce

The Crazed Spruce

You guys, I'm confused. Garrett was filming "Troy and Abed In The Morning" with a camera, but in the show they didn't use a camera, they were just sitting there talking to nobody, so there shouldn't have been a camera, but there was a camera when there shouldn't have been a camera, and OW, I think I sprained my brain!

Wait a minute.... camera.... photo.... photo fox! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

1 to DL photo fox (Spruce) 6 to take an aspirin

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MarkHB
MarkHB

* Hugs the invisible girl crying in the corner * Oh, and I'll have Maker's Mark, neat.

photo fox

photo fox

Okay, so stacey and JayKay throw some shade at Spruce, and now he's coming after me? Pretty fancy footwork there, because it would look awfully suspicious to target them directly, but it's not going to work!

Okay, first thing's first - what happened during the Night? It seemed that Shirley protected Jeff. But then DeanMunz "died" anyway...but then the action reads "if Jeff is attacked", which it seems he was...so I guess that works out?

I think it's clear that we have a serial killer at Greendale. To me the story reads that the villains tried to take out Jeff, but Shirley protected him again. So the ninja - our serial killer - gave it a try himself, but the Dean sacrificed himself.

I have very good reason to believe that Spruce is the SK, disguised as a ninja so he wouldn't be recognized.

1 to DL The Crazed Spruce (photo fox) 6 to jump on a trampoline

1 to DL photo fox (Spruce) 6 to take an aspirin

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Lisin

Lisin

-"comrades" - several Communists (including Stalin) drew inspiration from Machiavelli. Or it could mean to look for a direct Russian name like Lisin. A DOUBLE CLUE. JESSIE IS TRICKY.

 

That's too funny! I had no idea my name had Russian connections, it's mostly just a play on my real name's strange spelling and my first tattoo (which is such a cliche I won't even explain it.) I am a hero though! I swear! This is all so dense and I have trouble picking out clues! I wish I had some sort of pill I could take to help me focus! 

 

I'm still not sure how I want to vote so I'm holding out for a bit more info from the others. 

 

1 to DL The Crazed Spruce (photo fox) 6 to jump on a trampoline

1 to DL photo fox (Spruce) 6 to take an aspirin

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Meredith Quill

Meredith Quill

I'll admit to being totally lost from the get go because both LOLMafia and Community are an enigma to me and I don't have a scooby what the clues are. *pouts*

The enormity of the task is making my brain fizzle; but I'm with you on the pill Lisin, I would like one of those (sharesies?) or maybe eating some Pringles will help? Nom, nom, nom, they're so addictive, I just can't stop!

 

With all that^ in mind, I consulted a wise man who (as always) had a cunning plan...

 

2 to DL photo fox (Spruce, silverstormm) 4 to send to Shutter Island

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TJtrack99

TJtrack99

WAIT. I know what the REAL clue is. Are you read for this logic?

 

So Chang wants to use a secret tunnel. "Secret Tunnel" is a song from the TV show Avatar: The Last Airbender. The Secret Tunnel in question is near Omashu. This place is an anagram for "O, Shamu." So clearly the clue is referring to somebody who goes to Sea World and sings ballads to the whales there. And there's only one person who does this.

 

2 to DL The Crazed Spruce (photo fox, TJtrack99) 4 to sing to a male duck instead

 

With that out of the way, *goes up to Bob's stand* what should I do if I feel like a friend keeps holding me back from what I want to do? Hypothetically, of course.

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Machiabelly

Machiabelly

OK, I am new to this. I thought that the clue might have been explosion of glitter which sounds like a silverstorm to me. But, no one else thinks that, and I have been told that the cool way to fit in is to accuse Spruce. So...J'accuse.

 

3 to DL The Crazed Spruce (photo fox, TJtrack99, Machiabelly) 3 to French kiss a hen.

 

2 to DL photo fox (Spruce, silverstormm) 4 to call a bird

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Meredith Quill

Meredith Quill

OK, I am new to this. I thought that the clue might have been explosion of glitter which sounds like a silverstorm to me. But, no one else thinks that, and I have been told that the cool way to fit in is to accuse Spruce. So...J'accuse.

 

3 to DL The Crazed Spruce (photo fox, TJtrack99, Machiabelly) 3 to French kiss a hen.

 

2 to DL photo fox (Spruce, silverstormm) 4 to call a bird

 

Whilst NOT being a clue, I am LOVING this image of the definition of my name, I can picture it perfectly; a glitter cannon that explodes with a loud 'WHIZZ! BANG! POP!' followed by clouds of silver & gold floating around - magical ....I am so stealing it!! #iheartglitter 

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JayKay

In the name of solidarity, we should all volunteer ourselves for expulsion as a study, potentially, will show that villains are created by unhealthy and skewed group dynamics in which they feel persecuted and unsafe. On that note, would any villains like to volunteer for my study? No? That's fine, your refusal is inadvertently contributing to my findings, oh, I'm not offended. But for the sake of public safety, someone has to go and it needs to be one of these shady, uncooperative villains.

You guys, I'm confused. Garrett was filming "Troy and Abed In The Morning" with a camera, but in the show they didn't use a camera, they were just sitting there talking to nobody, so there shouldn't have been a camera, but there was a camera when there shouldn't have been a camera, and OW, I think I sprained my brain!

Wait a minute.... camera.... photo.... photo fox! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

Sounds reasonable to me.

 

3 to DL The Crazed Spruce (photo fox, TJtrack99, Machiabelly) 3 to French kiss a hen

 

3 to DL photo fox (Spruce, silverstormm, JayKay) 3 to close the shutter

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halgia

halgia

Good idea! Spruce it is, then, we can't break this pattern. :)

 

4 to DL The Crazed Spruce (photo fox, TJtrack99, Machiabelly, Dougal) 2 to turtle like a dove

3 to DL photo fox (Spruce, silverstormm, JayKay) 3 to close the shutter

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SVNBob

SVNBob

With that out of the way, *goes up to Bob's stand* what should I do if I feel like a friend keeps holding me back from what I want to do? Hypothetically, of course.

Are you talking RL or game? 

 

For RL... you are a grown-ass man, aren't you?  As long as what you want to do isn't illegal, do it.  Be prepared to deal with the consequences after, which will probably include a fight with your friend.  Just don't quote the "grown-ass man" bit in that fight...

 

In game though? Easy.  Get your friend targeted and DLd.  Then you're free to act in the way you choose.

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formerlyfreedom

formerlyfreedom

Well, who hasn't voted yet? Looks like @Athena and @egavasc. Ladies, looks like we need your decision! If you're heroes, that is! Or if someone who has voted wants to switch...

 

4 to DL photo fox (Spruce, silverstormm, JayKay, stacey) 2 to call out "Study group! Come out and plaaaaay!"

5 to DL The Crazed Spruce (photo fox, TJtrack99, Machiabelly, Dougal, Lisin) 1 to quack like a duck

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Athena

Athena

So I closed my eyes and pointed at the screen randomly and the foxy one won....

 

5 to DL photo fox (Spruce, silverstormm, JayKay, stacey, Athena) 1 pissed off partridge in a pear tree

5 to DL The Crazed Spruce (photo fox, TJtrack99, Machiabelly, Dougal, Lisin) 1 to quack like a duck

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egavasc

egavasc

I'm invisible but I guess my vote still counts.

6 to DL photo fox (Spruce, silverstormm, JayKay, stacey, Athena) 0 to celebrate a very Abed Christmas

5 to DL The Crazed Spruce (photo fox, TJtrack99, Machiabelly, Dougal, Lisin) 1 to quack like a duck

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Lady Calypso

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Episode Three point Five: Oh, How the Mighty Fall
 

Act Four: The Mother of All Plans

 

“Where’s the Dean?” Abed asked when Jeff came back with Shirley. “He’s in a better place,” Shirley answered as she looked up to the ceiling. Everyone followed suit. “Wait, do you mean-“ Britta asked before Jeff nodded. “Yes. He’s in the air vents,” he said solemnly. Britta frowned. “Why?” she asked. Jeff shrugged. “Not really sure,” he admitted.

 

Meanwhile, we cut to Dean Pelton in the air vents, giggling madly as he rifled through his secret stash on Mentos, Oreo cookies and a full blown poster of Jeff ‘s head photoshopped onto the body of a pornographic actor above his office.

 

“Ok, so how are we going to stop Chang and Pierce? They seem to have the upper hand here,” Troy asked as he tossed a football up and down. Jeff frowned a bit as he thought. “I’m not sure. But I do know that we are all a team and we are a community. If we stick together, we can possibly last longer than we would without each other. Their comrades will fall, and we will prevail as long as we stick together and don’t split up-“Jeff started before Neil interrupted. “Where’s Annie?” he asked. Jeff looked around before letting out a groan and taking off to find his sexual tension partner.

 

“Ok, so really, what’s our plan? Because as fun as this paintball war is, I have some things to do with Abed, like binge watching all the best episodes of Inspector Spacetime and Cougar Town,” he stated. Abed and Troy did their infamous handshake. 

 

Act Five: X Murder X

 

Annie walked down the hall to the cafeteria, guns blazing. She shot a couple of minions in front of her as they fell into the door, breaking it down as they toppled at Chang’s feet. The little Asian man just looked down before back at Annie, who had her gun right at his head. “Hello, Chang. Let’s talk,” she said strongly. Chang’s lips curled up in a smile. “Yes, let us talk,” he said as Annie felt someone grab her from behind and hold a paintball gun to her side. Pierce laughed from behind her. “Sorry Annie, but this is just too much fun,” he said. One of the minions patted her down and tossed away the rest of her guns. Jeff suddenly ran in, screaming Annie’s name but froze as Pierce and Annie turned to him.

 

“Let her go, Pierce. She’s not the one you want. I am,” he said bravely as he stepped forward. Chang just laughed as he pushed through his minions and stood beside them. “Put your gun down, Jeff, and we’ll see,” he cackled. Jeff sighed but did as he was told, and the minions also patted his legs down. Chang laughed as he danced around, doing salsa, tango and waltz moves while also incorporating hip hop and robotic dancing around Jeff. “I win, you lose, I win, you lose,” he sang loudly. Pierce just rolled his eyes at the man. “We’ll let go of your little girlfriend-“ he started before a sharp wail came from the air vents, “if you surrender yourself in her place,” he finished.

 

“Jeff, no. Don’t do it for me. Just leave! I’ll be fine! You go do your thing!” Annie cried out. Jeff looked torn at Annie and Pierce. “I-I have to Annie. Pierce, let her go. I will sacrifice myself,” he said. “NoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo,” Annie screamed out but Chang already had Jeff in handcuffs and sat him on the throne he made himself. “Let me say goodbye at least,” she begged. Chang rolled his eyes as he nodded. “Fine, one quick goodbye,” he said. Annie stepped up to Jeff and began kissing him. Another deep wail, followed by “JEFFREY, NOOOOO” came from the air vents as Annie’s Boobs covered its eyes comically. Pierce looked mildly disinterested and finally, Chang pulled Annie away. “Milady,” Jeff told Annie. She just smiled in response. “Milord,” she responded as Chang just pretended to gag. “How sweet. Ok, Princess Edison, let’s go,” he said as he pulled her away. Except, Annie stopped in her tracks and before anything could be said, she brought out the gun and held it at his chest. Chang looked stunned and the minions jumped up to react but Jeff had another gun pointed at them.

 

“How-“ Chang asked wonderously as flashback music sounded.

 

Cut to: thirty seconds ago, when Annie and Jeff grabbed each other’s guns from Annie’s breasts and Jeff’s incredibly good looking hair

 

“Wait, that doesn’t explain how you came up with a plan so quickly! From reports from Annie’s Boobs, you went to go find Annie and she was here-“ Chang started again before—

 

Cut to: ten minutes ago, when Jeff found Annie in the safe zone and concoted the plan while cackling menacingly and making out furiously. Britta can be seen crying in the corner while Fat Neil and Vicki also make out. Dean Pelton is heard sobbing somewhere.

 

“Here’s a hint for next time, Chang. Never underestimate the power of the Queen and King of Greendale,” Jeff said, smirking as both him and Annie shot Chang in the chest. He went stumbling back and as Annie aimed her gun at Pierce, he dove out of the way. “Minions, disperse! Assemble at the secret spot!” Pierce called out and they all flocked like birds and flew away. “Don’t worry; this isn’t over,” he said before he disappeared. Annie and Jeff just looked down at Chang before shrugging and continued to make out.

 

“I LOVE YOU,” a shrill voice echoed throughout the cafeteria.

 

Expelled
Buddy: SVN Bob- NON-PLAYER. You just kind of hijacked the bar without permission so I had to get rid of you. But at least you're funnier than Jack Black on his good day.
Ian Duncan: BizBuzz- HERO. You constantly hit on underage girls and try to teach people lessons that don’t really matter. You don’t have any powers because nobody really likes you.
Garrett: SVN Bob- NON PLAYER. I told you to stay gone! Do I have to keep killing you? (butsecretlystaybecauseit'sfunny)
TMUNZ: Dean Pelton- SKETCHY HERO. You’re obsessed with Jeff Winger and costumes. You’re not the best dean for Greendale, but you care enough to want to save it. But mostly, it’s just Jeff. As a result, if Jeff is attacked, you do your duty and protect him, leading to your own demise. It’s a sacrifice you’re willing to take…hopefully Jeff appreciates it too.

photo fox-Chang- VILLAIN. You don’t know what you want in life. Spanish teacher, hobo living in the vents, security guard, back to being a teacher. As a result, you’re kind of ready for a chang. You sneak through the vents,  getting rid of students that you do not like. You also have the additional ability to listen in to one night conversation from a player, so also send in an additional name.

Enrolled:
1. Machiabelly
2. The Crazed Spruce
3. stacey
4. Athena
5. egavasc
7. TJtrack99
8. Lisin
9. JayKay
10. Silverstormm
12. Dougal
 

So, I finally got it finished. I've had a busy couple of days, but it's done. Congrats, guys! You got a villain! I tried to be funnier this time! So...I'll say get your night actions in ASAP! There is one clue in this story.

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