OnceSane January 11, 2019 Share January 11, 2019 Quote Colton's search for love starts with laughs, surprises and intense face-offs between the women. The first date of the season has eight hopeful bachelorettes sharing personal stories about their "firsts" and coached by happily married masters of comedy Megan Mullally ("Will & Grace") and Nick Offerman ("Parks and Recreation"). Hannah B. scores the first one-on-one date on her birthday, including dinner on The Queen Mary. Airs January 14, 2019. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/
MBJ January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 (edited) Hey everyone! I figured out who Miss (Whatever) looks like! (North Carolina?) The actress Alexis Dziena!!! By the way, I know people seem to like (Cassie?) but man she says "like" a lot. Edited January 15, 2019 by Ms Blue Jay Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981361
Armchair Critic January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Just saw in the preview Billy Eichner will be on there telling Colton one night stands are great. LOL 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981363
dizzyd January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Yay, live thread again! 1st group date: they're going to tell stories of their 1st, but he's never had a 1st 😉 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981366
MBJ January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman are there. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981369
tennisgurl January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 (edited) Oh yeah, more Nick and Megan, and less Colton! I saw them in a comedy show a few years ago, they were very raunchy, but hilarious! I met them afterwards, they were so nice! They let me pet their dog :) Nick apologized to my mom for using bad language lol Edited January 15, 2019 by tennisgurl 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981371
dizzyd January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 How much did Nick and Megan get paid so spout crap such as "I need to take tips from Colton"? I didn't think there could be a sufficient price. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981385
JenE4 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Colton tries some new selfie video technique, and this is just a bad idea without a producer asking leading questions. What you talkin’ ‘bout, Colton?! ACTUAL famous people!! This is the first in Bachelor History. Clipping velvety blossoms?! Oh, dear. This is giving me the vapors. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981386
nutty1 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 What was that beginning with Colton in bed? He seemed drunk or hungover or just couldn’t read the cue cards?! 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981388
tennisgurl January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Hahahaha, she called Colton white bread! She is my favorite so far by a long shot! 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981389
Armchair Critic January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 1 minute ago, nutty1 said: What was that beginning with Colton in bed? Probably supposed to be sexy but it did nothing for me 12 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981390
MBJ January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, JenE4 said: ACTUAL famous people!! This is the first in Bachelor History. Well, Mila and Ashton were on The Bachelorette! 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981395
dizzyd January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 1 minute ago, JenE4 said: ACTUAL famous people!! This is the first in Bachelor History. They had Mila and Ashton on Rachel's season, but technically that was Bachelorette. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981396
tennisgurl January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Mention of virginity! *drinks* 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981397
MBJ January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Did these women really say "drownding in bitches"? Like with a D in the middle of drowning? 16 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981402
nutty1 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 I get Hannah G and Cassie mixed up. Bri reminds me of Lauren B. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981403
Armchair Critic January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Just now, Ms Blue Jay said: Did these women really say "drownding in bitches"? Like with a D in the middle of drowning? None of them were picked for their intellect 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981408
nutty1 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said: None of them were picked for their intellect NOOO! Don’t burst my bubble!! 9 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981427
MBJ January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 (edited) This brunette with the way too much Botox who won't shut up..... Omg. Now the redhead (Elise). I'm in my 30s, so I don't care what age they are, the older the better! But my HDTV shows all the plastic and the Botox and it's really hard to see! She looks like Lauren Holly but with the Silence of the Lambs mask on. This insane brunette person (TRACY) is just making me Team Demi. I think that's her name. The one with the felon mother. Wow this girl with the twin brother is falling HARD!!! All the way down. Edited January 15, 2019 by Ms Blue Jay 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981431
Mu Shu January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Wow, the 32 year old was brave to “admit” her advanced age. Though she is far too old in experience than Colton, who is probably skewing the up to 25 age range. Also, a redhead made it last night one? i think I like Stacey (?) the normal looking brunette. She’s fairly natural looking and seems down to earth. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981432
JenE4 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 9 minutes ago, nutty1 said: I get Hannah G and Cassie mixed up. Bri reminds me of Lauren B. How do you ONLY get 2 people mixed up at this point?!? I couldn’t even name 2 people yet. 18 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981441
saber5055 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Not surprised Nick Offerman is raunchy IRL. Here is a link to an early head shot he sent out with resumés, courtesy of Buzzfeed. But please, please, do not click on that link unless you are prepared to be grossed out. Seriously. All these whiny baby nasal voices are going to put me over the top this season. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981444
Mu Shu January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 1 minute ago, JenE4 said: How do you ONLY get 2 people mixed up at this point?!? I couldn’t even name 2 people yet. There is a redhead who looks like Lauren Bacall. She’s my new favorite. Very unique compared to the rest. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981447
nutty1 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Elyse is a breath of fresh air, with her red hair that isn’t straight and parted in the middle. Demi’s laugh....OMG!! 16 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981450
Scarlett45 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 I think Nicole is pretty, and as a Sib myself I get how she feels about her brother; but the “they are such an inspiration” line from Colton- barf inducing. That phrased is filled with such ableism. I don’t think she was that broken hearted over Colton not giving her a rose though. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981476
Mu Shu January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Maybe Colton didn’t like being stereotyped, idiot. I hate that shit. Demi is a little snot. I thought she would be more fun nasty and not so immature nasty. Redhead Lauren Bacall is hot stuff. 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981481
MBJ January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said: I think Nicole is pretty, and as a Sib myself I get how she feels about her brother; but the “they are such an inspiration” line from Colton- barf inducing. That phrased is filled with such ableism. I don’t think she was that broken hearted over Colton not giving her a rose though. Well, she was crying. I think she seemed brokenhearted for sure. Man these girls seem NUTS over Colton. And this is just episode 2. Those looks of STONE when Hannah went on the date. Edited January 15, 2019 by Ms Blue Jay 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981483
saber5055 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 (edited) Ha ha, Colton is driving a 1968 IH Scout on the date! They get off the horses and then just walk away, while the horses walk away in the other direction. LOL about how they get back. Edited January 15, 2019 by saber5055 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981491
Armchair Critic January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Colton is a butterface, he better hang onto his thinning hair for dear life. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981493
bosawks January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Miss Alabama and Miss North Carolina throwdown!!!! Pageant drama! Don’t judge me, it seems more exciting than Colton complimenting people’s teeth... 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981497
Mu Shu January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Where are they even at right now? Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981498
tennisgurl January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Nicole seems cool, but I dont know about her and Colton. He might be a bit too basic for her, even if she seems rather smitten right now. Demi is gonna be THAT girl, you can tell. Pageant drama! That sounds about right for a Colton season. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981499
MBJ January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 (edited) Ok I hate Hannah already. Hahahahhahahahahahahahahaah. Edit: What the fuck is wrong with her!!! hahahaha Edited January 15, 2019 by Ms Blue Jay 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981500
JenE4 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 A daybed in a desert? This is a 2:1 left to die alone setting right here. 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981504
Scarlett45 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said: Well, she was crying. I think she seemed brokenhearted for sure. I meant that her emotions weren’t driven by a deep affection or interest in Colton, but if anything wanting to be “win” for the sake of “winning”. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981505
ECM1231 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Oy, what an air head Hannah B is! Can't even come up with a toast! 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981507
Scarlett45 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Hannah’s bathing suit is cute. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981511
dizzyd January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 So the only reason she's not getting cut is coz it's her birthday! 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981516
tennisgurl January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Good lord, Hannah cant get one damn sentence out without awkwardly giggling! This is awkward central! 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981517
saber5055 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said: Ok I hate Hannah already. I sort of think Colton feels the same way. 2 minutes ago, JenE4 said: A daybed in a desert? This is a 2:1 left to die alone setting right here. Is it the same one from the other "left to die in the desert" dates? Sounds like it's going to happen to Hannah too. It's the Curse Of The Desert Daybed! 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981518
Mu Shu January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 I just burned my mouth eating eggplant, what did I miss? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981519
clubsauce January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Wait, Colton is a VIRgin?????? 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981520
saber5055 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 (edited) Is Hannah one of the Beauty Queens? Colton is "glad he is a virgin" *drink* because otherwise he would not be on this show. Edited January 15, 2019 by saber5055 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981532
Popular Post tennisgurl January 15, 2019 Popular Post Share January 15, 2019 Hannah B. on her perfect date: "Thats a tough one, I`d have to say April 25th..." 28 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981535
Mu Shu January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Just now, saber5055 said: Is Hannah one of the Beauty Queens? Miss Carolina or miss Dakota, I think. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981536
Armchair Critic January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 He accidentally ended up a virgin? Sure Jan. 14 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981537
dizzyd January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 1 minute ago, saber5055 said: Is Hannah one of the Beauty Queens? She's Miss Alabama Crimson Tide. She needs to go down! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981538
GracieK January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 I’m a bit behind everyone else.. but omg Tracy get a grip. It’s a group date rose, not the Shroud of Turin. 24 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981545
MBJ January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said: He accidentally ended up a virgin? Sure Jan. I remember this speech from The 40 Year Old Virgin first. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981548
tennisgurl January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 Christ, I heard less about virginity when I was in Catholic school! 24 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/89958-s23e02-week-2/#findComment-4981550
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