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First -- I'd like to commend Alberto VO5 for letting the world know that he really doesn't deserve a prison sentence and the system is unfair to him behind a little bit of weed.  However, minimum mandatory sentence of 5 years, and a 100,000 fine tells me it was more than a little bit of weed.  And he annoys me greatly with that "logic."  Yes, there are worse crimes...BUT its still a crime, and if you don't want to go to jail, you probably shouldn't have done it.

Second -- I don't quite understand the hysterics....yeah, 5 years is tough, but isn't that what everyone was expecting?  Wasn't that the best case scenario?  And he is going to end up doing what...like 3 years with good behavior?

Third -- Its cute that they have Tianna (?) carrying a briefcase to work....sweetheart, you're a bank teller, what exactly are you putting in that briefcase, a sandwich for later?

Fourth -- Tommie will "be around,"  bitch, I hope you're in rehab for whatever drugs you're taking.  Although at the rate you're going, you'll probably be in prison for bath salts or something.

Fifth -- good on Alberto VO5 for finding three suckers to buy him Rainman Noodles in prison.  Karlie Redd is about to hand over her social security check to a felon!

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Sixth -- Momma Dee, is that a walking stick or a pimp cane?

Seventh -- I'm surprised that KK didn't try to bring that ridiculous dog into court.

Eighth -- what sort of court of law are they in when the judge won't wear a robe....even when he knows he is going to be on TV?

Ninth -- Rasheeda = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Tenth -- Oh Mimi, you'll never be done with Stevie J drama because its how you make your living

Eleven -- Mona, are you really gonna add this thirsty ass Amber, and this black cherub to the payroll?  Come on.  They both are so thirsty and boring

Twelve -- I know a lot of you are going to disagree with it.  But....I realize that the transgender struggle is not in any way the same as the civil rights struggle.  But it makes me sad to hear the same bunch of excuses that people used for their hatred of black people being used to justify their expression of outrage towards TG people.  Saying "well I'm just expressing my opinion,"  and "I'm not going to apologize because its my opinion" doesn't make what you say any less rude.  And people used to say the same thing when they spoke ill of black people.

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Although I knew Joseline was trashy and trifling, it was really brought home when she thought getting Steebie put on child support was going to be the biggest blow she could strike. Girl, all these years of cohabitation and you don't have any better dirt to use against him? What the hell was she doing in that office? 

Does she realize that Cardi B has TEN times more total views on her YouTube page than Joseline does? Hell, even Mariahlynn has over 3 million on "once upon a time I was a hoe!" I'm over Joseline and her delusions. She's not witty, she's not bright, she not cunning, she's not talented. Girl, MariahLynn has you beat. Just think about that for a second. 

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7 hours ago, announcergirl said:

That judge said he'd be lenient and then said 20 years!

And after that, five years in prison AND 15 years PROBATION. 

Good luck with that Mr. Deleon!! 

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20 minutes ago, Jade Foxx said:

And after that, five years in prison AND 15 years PROBATION. 

Good luck with that Mr. Deleon!! 

The way I understood the probation was that it would be over upon payment of the $100K

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46 minutes ago, Jade Foxx said:

And after that, five years in prison AND 15 years PROBATION. 

Good luck with that Mr. Deleon!! 

No, he is getting 5 years in prison and then 15 years probation, right?  For a grand total of 20 years, right?

25 minutes ago, sunsheyen said:

The way I understood the probation was that it would be over upon payment of the $100K

I thought the 100k was restitution to the state, AND he had to do 15 years probation on top of the 100k

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No, he is getting 5 years in prison and then 15 years probation, right?  For a grand total of 20 years, right?

I thought the 100k was restitution to the state, AND he had to do 15 years probation on top of the 100k

Yes, he has 5 in prison and 15 of probation plus 100k

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24 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Now just how do they think he's going to pay 100K AND not violate probation??  Uh huh.  That's a set up for failure.

LOL -- he probably has drug money he is laundering through some hole in the wall business or his "recording" studio.

The same way Mendeecees is laundering money though his "sneaker" business.

And KK is old school so she probably just hid a stack of money in some dog food, or she hides it under that ridiculous dog she carries around.

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On 6/21/2016 at 4:09 AM, Jade Foxx said:

Momma Dee, what the hell is the "transzender" community? ?

This was pronounced Kerr-moon-ninty

Is Kermit the Frog King of this land?

Scratchy had a plea deal...which means his lawyer negotiated a deal. Scrappy hair ends knew what he was getting before sentencing. 5 years prison time, 15 years probation, and $100,000 fine. When he gets out of prison, I'm sure he will violate his probation. I'm still surprised that his sentence was not as severe since he violated his last probation with this drug charge from the attempted murder of his step father.

Scratchy says babies can't go there, and Carly says she can't see him for a long time...is his prison on another planet? Do these people not know about visiting day in prison? Oh wait, the reality is none of these people are will to make the drive.

PS Carly that wasn't his heart he gave you..When he said VD..he didn't mean Valentine's Day.

Why is Tommy under the delusion that Scrappy is gonna come back to her when he gets out? I thought their last conversation was him telling her he'd give her all of his relatives her phone number since she wanted to hand out her vagina for public consumption.

Why is S.T. Deebie asking Mimi if she remembers how many wonderful memories they have in their house? Isn't this place allegedly a brand new place that Mimi just bought. Someone tell Mona to have a word with the script writer...there are continuity issues.

Egads..even Betty Idols singing voice is cartoony. PS if Betty is only doing murzick with Scrappy then why is every conversation about everything but murzick.

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Episode 12:

"Lovers or Friends"

Tammy's forced to face the truth after Waka's indiscretions are made public; Joseline defends her marriage; Stevie works with one of Joseline's rivals; and Joc violates the bro code.  Later, J-Nicks and Tiarra take their relationship to the next level.

Airs June 27, 2016.

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LBR, Tammy aint leaving Waka. Not yet anyway, she's going to try to maybe milk a long suffering wife/couples therapy season out of this. Gotta get them coins up before she dips back into the washed up rapper pool. 

My greatest wish is that Steebie would pay Joseline no mind, effectively ending her storyline. Her music isn't going anywhere, and Mona has no need to pay for scenes with Dawn when MiMi is willing to ride to NC to meet chunky strippers with pretend babies. 

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Tammy Social media did not ruin your life. Wakas Cockas in one too many hos did. Then again not sure what was the "breaking" point as he cheated throughout your relationship. You looked cute at the park but you're still boring.

Mama Dee practicing - have to say she has aged well.

Tiarra dated what's his face. He looks like a toddler in need of a pacifier. How do you look at him and NOT burst out laughing? Can you imagine trying to have sex with him? When he goes towards your boobs it would be to breastfeed.

Are Mimi and S.T. Deebie gearing up for a reunion storyline for next season?

Betty Idol - stop raiding LaToya Jackson's closet

Amber is insane - you're gonna end up pregnant with baby twin Jocs. Ewwwww.

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Well, this season is slowly hobbling to the finish line

1. Everytime I think that Mona has scraped the bottom of the barrel, she goes even lower.  Who the hell are this stripper and this cherub?  I didn't even realize people like this existed in the world!

2. Speaking of the stripper (Amber?) -- she looks part dinosaur.  Something is wrong with her proportions, and I question any club that is letting a chick dance that looks like a special needs T-Rex.

3. Biggest surprise of the episode so far is that Joc's shirt is $1,000.  I wanna see the receipt!

4. I'm LMAO @ Stevie J and "I don't know why Hip Hop Weekly ran that story."  Motherfucker, you were part owner of that magazine with Benzino!  That was the magazine cover you did!

5. Also LOL @ Joseline trying to shade someone by saying that maybe if they work real hard they can have a 5 year marriage too.  I get that marriage is a struggle, but stop acting like 5 years of fake married is like couples who have been together for 30-40 years.

6. Why can't T-Rex the stripper sit down?  Why must she walk around and serve men water out of a single size water bottle?  What the hell kind of booty ass poker game is this?  I don't even see snacks!

7.  LOL @ Tammy pretending like Woka is supposed to be serious about his marriage just because she is.  Girl...you know who you married, and you can't tell me that he doesn't just cheat on you

8. How can Tami manage to be boring even when she has a mildly interesting storyline?  She is the worst.

9. Are ridiculous jumpsuits part of the Atlanta dress code?

10.  I though Momma Dee's new song was "Cinnamon."  She is right, Scrappy needs to get on that track.

11.  good for jessica dime.  I can't help but like her

12.  Tommie/Joseline = worst porn set up EVER.

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I guess there are more episodes this season!
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3 hours ago, RCharter said:

Well, this season is slowly hobbling to the finish line

1. Everytime I think that Mona has scraped the bottom of the barrel, she goes even lower.  Who the hell are this stripper and this cherub?  I didn't even realize people like this existed in the world!

2. Speaking of the stripper (Amber?) -- she looks part dinosaur.  Something is wrong with her proportions, and I question any club that is letting a chick dance that looks like a special needs T-Rex.

3. Biggest surprise of the episode so far is that Joc's shirt is $1,000.  I wanna see the receipt!

4. I'm LMAO @ Stevie J and "I don't know why Hip Hop Weekly ran that story."  Motherfucker, you were part owner of that magazine with Benzino!  That was the magazine cover you did!

5. Also LOL @ Joseline trying to shade someone by saying that maybe if they work real hard they can have a 5 year marriage too.  I get that marriage is a struggle, but stop acting like 5 years of fake married is like couples who have been together for 30-40 years.

6. Why can't T-Rex the stripper sit down?  Why must she walk around and serve men water out of a single size water bottle?  What the hell kind of booty ass poker game is this?  I don't even see snacks!

7.  LOL @ Tammy pretending like Woka is supposed to be serious about his marriage just because she is.  Girl...you know who you married, and you can't tell me that he doesn't just cheat on you

8. How can Tami manage to be boring even when she has a mildly interesting storyline?  She is the worst.

9. Are ridiculous jumpsuits part of the Atlanta dress code?

10.  I though Momma Dee's new song was "Cinnamon."  She is right, Scrappy needs to get on that track.

11.  good for jessica dime.  I can't help but like her

12.  Tommie/Joseline = worst porn set up EVER.

Tiarra's man looks like the adult version of "baby stewie".

That melancholic/ lifetime music almost had me feeling forTammy but I caught myself just in time.

Y did Tommie look skurred when Joseline suggested shes beat her box. Now u know Joseline was not reciprocating the favor after revealing how she felt about stevie?

Am i supposed to feel thatJoseline is Hollywood bound bc she is a thespian now that can cry on cue?

Is it bc Billy Idols punny print looks authentic that she Mama Dee is mesmerized by her to push for a "collaboration" bet her and Scraps? Ruoh oh.

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^^LMFAO @ Baby Stewie.  That is perfect!

Joseline is bound for the San Fernando Valley (where most porn is shot, or it was...I only know because I watched a documentary!)

That whole "you lick my pussy....no you lick my pussy" argument was just awful.  I'm not sure how that was negotiated, but I'm sure a terrible time was had by all.

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5 minutes ago, Tallulahbaby said:

Sorry, I haven't been posting my friends! I've been busy walking alone in parks, in my strapless, denim, too small jumpsuit, contemplating life. 

Do you have a sad soundtrack playing in the background while you stare at a fountain?

Either Tammy has been gaining weight (pregnant?  oh noes!) or that jumpsuit is too small for her.  Although by LHH standards its almost baggy.

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J Nicks look like Teddy Ruxpin.  He's a sad looking man. 

Mimi's chest looks like Ricardo Montalban as chest as Khan.

I like Dime , too. Even though she looks like my daughter's Lalaloopsy doll.

Ooooh Joc. That's all I got for that fool. He makes me laugh, though. 

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6 hours ago, Tallulahbaby said:

J Nicks look like Teddy Ruxpin.  He's a sad looking man. 

Mimi's chest looks like Ricardo Montalban as chest as Khan.

I like Dime , too. Even though she looks like my daughter's Lalaloopsy doll.

Ooooh Joc. That's all I got for that fool. He makes me laugh, though. 

And I forgot to mention that Sas's teeth are shaped like a stadiums seating arena.

And I could see the likeness between Steebie and Scraps when it comes to the broadness and thickness of their nostrils.

And Karen has the "look" of a fallen apostole/preacher/prophetess. That is all for now...

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39 minutes ago, carolinagirl81 said:

Did y'all see this? Apparently all is well, he sorry.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHT6AgwjcB2/

Who the hell wears full makeup and lashes to bed?

This was clearly a staged picture that Tammy probably made Waka take and post on his IG.

Tammy is such a try hard boring biddy.  Can't she just go off and design swimsuits and staring at fountains in private?

Oh, and I love how he is only sorry he embarrassed her....not particularly sorry he cheated on her.

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2 hours ago, RCharter said:

Who the hell wears full makeup and lashes to bed?

This was clearly a staged picture that Tammy probably made Waka take and post on his IG.

Tammy is such a try hard boring biddy.  Can't she just go off and design swimsuits and staring at fountains in private?

Oh, and I love how he is only sorry he embarrassed her....not particularly sorry he cheated on her.

He showed her -and everyone else, too - who he is. I don't have time or patience to entertain her rachetry because she refuses to believe him.

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The Tammy walking around being sad at a fountain is why I can't quit Love and Hip Hop because it's so flagrantly scripted. Like there is a huge crew just walking around and Mona is probably off to the side yelling, "LOOK SAD!".

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Sas supposedly shot in the head

He posted a vid on instagram from a hospital saying the bullet was still in his skull. I just don't know how the doctors did an assessment and examination in an emergency head/bullet situation and allowed those filthy plaits to survive. Wouldn't they have been shaved off as a matter of course? Anyway, I hope this is not buying them more time on the show, if anything, it should be rushing them off. We don't need Drugs and Murder: Atlanta, Mona. 

At least Tired Tammy is dealing with issues of love as a tangential player in the world of hip hop. This thug family needs to go.

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3 hours ago, sunsheyen said:

Sas supposedly shot in the head

He posted a vid on instagram from a hospital saying the bullet was still in his skull. I just don't know how the doctors did an assessment and examination in an emergency head/bullet situation and allowed those filthy plaits to survive. Wouldn't they have been shaved off as a matter of course? Anyway, I hope this is not buying them more time on the show, if anything, it should be rushing them off. We don't need Drugs and Murder: Atlanta, Mona. 

At least Tired Tammy is dealing with issues of love as a tangential player in the world of hip hop. This thug family needs to go.

Yeah, maybe I've watched too much House, MD.....but I thought you had to shave off the hair.

They should have just cut them off as a public service.

I can't even with Tammie, I would literally take anyone over her.....even annoying T-Rex stripper and Black Stewie/Teddy Ruxpin.*

*-- I mention them as competition for Tammie's spot as "dealing with love" in the world of hip hop.  Since I believe that giving men a lapdance in front of your man as he takes a woman two feet taller than him out to dinner counts as "love" in the world of hip hop on this show.

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Episode 13:

"Funny Business"

Stevie and Joseline come face-to-face since separating, Joseline pushes the limits by inviting Tommie to join them, and Stevie flaunts his new artist, Dime.  Karlie comes clean with Tiarra about Scrapp, and Lyfe surprises Karlie with a ring.  Rasheeda and Kirk have big plans for DLO that don't involve Kelsie.  Momma Dee suspects Ernest is up to no good.  D. Smith shares her music with CeeLo.

Aired July 4, 2016.

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Had no idea this show was still going on, its so wonderful to celebrate America's birthday with the rachetness that is LHH:ATL

1.  My hat is off to Karlie Redd -- I don't know if they subbed in a butt double, but if that is her body, she has been doing a great job at keeping herself together

2. In spite of myself, I cannot hate Joc....I just can't.  He has all these kids, he fucks with these women, he wears some of the most ridiculous clothing this franchise has ever seen.  But for some reason, he always makes me smile.  I wouldn't get within a country mile of him because I think his sperm is just Superman strength and I would end up with twins just looking at him.  But still

3. I also love Joc's idea for Momma Dee.  Because you know there are a whole bunch of older ladies at the club like Momma Dee, who are dressing wildly inappropriately and still want to get their dance on.  I think those women need an anthem and I think its an untapped market.

4.  I wish I knew where the "silent nerve" was....I've only heard about a sciatic nerve causing back pain :)  But seriously, I feel for her, I have mild sciatic nerve pain and its not fun.  I'm surprised they haven't just given her an injection for the pain, but if its that bad she may want to consider giving up the heels for a little while and maybe trying acupuncture and stretching.  Stretching seems pretty useless and ineffective when you start doing it, but if you really stick to it I think it helps.

5. I don't particularly like Mimi -- but I wish she would stop letting herself be Stevie J's punching bag/collateral damage.  She is always the one that gets hurt in the Stevie J/Joseline war.  Her relationship with Chris was destroyed because she took Stevie J in.  Now she looks like an incompetent manager because Stevie J has something to prove to Joseline and never considered, not even once going through Mimi.  Mimi keeps hoping that Stevie will give a damn, but he will never care about her, and he shows it with his behavior.  Now, please understand, I think Mimi is an incompetent manager and I don't think her relationship with Chris would have lasted (mostly because of Ariane) but the fact that it all comes about because of Stevie J annoys me.

6. Rasheeda - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

7.  UO -- but I feel for Kirk's daughter.  Rasheeda is a bitch, and I hate her smug smirk.  I sincerely want to punch her every time she starts with that on camera.  And I believe that the "job" at Pressed is really some "unpaid internship" for DLO, and Rasheeda is just looking for free labor from her step-daughter.  I think they continually hold the carrot of a record contract over that girls head so they can have free labor forever.  And of course Kirk is quick to sell his daughter down the river.  Yeah, maybe she isn't ready, but stop playing like you all are managing fucking Beyonce or something.  You have a group of no-name, no-talent artists like Rasheeda.   And their "artist" can sit around smirking too, but her stupid ass is going to realize that her contract probably allows her to have an "unpaid internship" at Pressed as well.....and the rent for that house....is going to come out of whatever little money or wages she makes.  I still wish they had dumped Rasheeda and kept Kalenna.

8.  From the previews it looks like next week will feature the triple threat of snoozefests: Tammie, Bambi, and Ariane.  

Hopefully, I'll wake up in time to see Teddy Ruxpin/BabyStewie and Joc get into it with Tiarra and T-Rex.  It looks like papers get flung because no one was holding a drink!   Are we in some sort of recession?

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4 hours ago, RCharter said:

Had no idea this show was still going on, its so wonderful to celebrate America's birthday with the rachetness that is LHH:ATL

1.  My hat is off to Karlie Redd -- I don't know if they subbed in a butt double, but if that is her body, she has been doing a great job at keeping herself together

2. In spite of myself, I cannot hate Joc....I just can't.  He has all these kids, he fucks with these women, he wears some of the most ridiculous clothing this franchise has ever seen.  But for some reason, he always makes me smile.  I wouldn't get within a country mile of him because I think his sperm is just Superman strength and I would end up with twins just looking at him.  But still

3. I also love Joc's idea for Momma Dee.  Because you know there are a whole bunch of older ladies at the club like Momma Dee, who are dressing wildly inappropriately and still want to get their dance on.  I think those women need an anthem and I think its an untapped market.

4.  I wish I knew where the "silent nerve" was....I've only heard about a sciatic nerve causing back pain :)  But seriously, I feel for her, I have mild sciatic nerve pain and its not fun.  I'm surprised they haven't just given her an injection for the pain, but if its that bad she may want to consider giving up the heels for a little while and maybe trying acupuncture and stretching.  Stretching seems pretty useless and ineffective when you start doing it, but if you really stick to it I think it helps.

5. I don't particularly like Mimi -- but I wish she would stop letting herself be Stevie J's punching bag/collateral damage.  She is always the one that gets hurt in the Stevie J/Joseline war.  Her relationship with Chris was destroyed because she took Stevie J in.  Now she looks like an incompetent manager because Stevie J has something to prove to Joseline and never considered, not even once going through Mimi.  Mimi keeps hoping that Stevie will give a damn, but he will never care about her, and he shows it with his behavior.  Now, please understand, I think Mimi is an incompetent manager and I don't think her relationship with Chris would have lasted (mostly because of Ariane) but the fact that it all comes about because of Stevie J annoys me.

I is *blushing* as im writing this cuz im hella ashamed to admit that under the right "skurcaskamsez" I could see me pushing my pannies to da side n letting jock hit dat widout him having to ask. Ooh chile, his laid back easy going demeanor it gits errry time. Lol. That is till i remember 2 snap back to reality remember cuz i dont wanna be part of their harem where every gets passed around like a bong at a frat party.

ETA:Nevertheless I ain't itching so much for a piece of joc to end up wid sum jock itch. No merci.

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32 minutes ago, SparkleznConfetti said:

I is *blushing* as im writing this cuz im hella ashamed to admit that under the right "skurcaskamsez" I could see me pushing my pannies to da side n letting jock hit dat widout him having to ask. Ooh chile, his laid back easy going demeanor it gits errry time. Lol. That is till i remember 2 snap back to reality remember cuz i dont wanna be part of their harem where every gets passed around like a bong at a frat party.

ETA:Nevertheless I ain't itching so much for a piece of joc to end up wid sum jock itch. No merci.

Girl, I remind you that you will have to join the confederation that includes KD (aka Black Barney), and homegirl with the wonky leg.  

Yeah, you remember "pimento cottage cheese?"  apparently Joc is okay having sex under those conditions.  goodness only knows what sort of unnamed STDs he is carrying.

So, just as a public service -- I'm gonna have to veto your fantasy.  Just like Obama would.

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4 minutes ago, RCharter said:

Girl, I remind you that you will have to join the confederation that includes KD (aka Black Barney), and homegirl with the wonky leg.  

Yeah, you remember "pimento cottage cheese?"  apparently Joc is okay having sex under those conditions.  goodness only knows what sort of unnamed STDs he is carrying.

So, just as a public service -- I'm gonna have to veto your fantasy.  Just like they did in that Schoolhouse Rock video.

Gurl, good looking out cuz u just proved to be a true "Intranet Frend". Last thing i need iz to be that statistic with the CDC showing up with hazmat suits at my place of employment to quarantine me to take tissue samples after an " unsupervised visit" with "Jock". Lord have mercy.lol.

Lord knows my self- esteem can't handle being marginalized after being labeled a "bio- hazard".Talk about the walking dead.

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Just now, SparkleznConfetti said:

Gurl, good looking out cuz u just proved to be a true "Intranet Frend". Last thing i need iz to be that statistic with the CDC showing up with hazmat suits at my place of employment to quarantine me to take tissue samples after an " unsupervised visit" with "Jock". Lord have mercy.lol.

Lord knows my self- esteem can't handle being marginalized after being labeled a "bio- hazard".Talk about the walking dead.

I don't want to see another woman fall victim to a case of the "itchy scratchies" that you know you'll get after a visit to Jock

I know T-Rex the stripper probably can't even reach her itches right now.  I wonder if she is pregnant!  That poor kid will have wonky legs, t-rex arms, and terrible taste in clothing!

LOL @ the CDC showing up because you got a case of "STD #9."  Girl -- I don't want to see you be patient 0!  I don't want to see you on a no-fly list!

We women have to protect each other from the inexplicable charm of men like Jock!

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6 minutes ago, RCharter said:

I don't want to see another woman fall victim to a case of the "itchy scratchies" that you know you'll get after a visit to Jock

I know T-Rex the stripper probably can't even reach her itches right now.  I wonder if she is pregnant!  That poor kid will have wonky legs, t-rex arms, and terrible taste in clothing!

LOL @ the CDC showing up because you got a case of "STD #9."  Girl -- I don't want to see you be patient 0!  I don't want to see you on a no-fly list!

We women have to protect each other from the inexplicable charm of men like Jock!

Thats why we should be "Stingy wid our cooty catz". Lol

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54 minutes ago, RCharter said:

Girl, I remind you that you will have to join the confederation that includes KD (aka Black Barney), and homegirl with the wonky leg.  

Yeah, you remember "pimento cottage cheese?"  apparently Joc is okay having sex under those conditions.  goodness only knows what sort of unnamed STDs he is carrying.

So, just as a public service -- I'm gonna have to veto your fantasy.  Just like Obama would.

Please veto it!!!! SparkelznConfetti you nast-teeeee! You really should see how my face is scrunched over here. Like, I smell something...

psst...I kinda get the "he's fun to be around thing though." shhh.

39 minutes ago, SparkleznConfetti said:

Gurl, good looking out cuz u just proved to be a true "Intranet Frend". Last thing i need iz to be that statistic with the CDC showing up with hazmat suits at my place of employment to quarantine me to take tissue samples after an " unsupervised visit" with "Jock". Lord have mercy.lol.

Lord knows my self- esteem can't handle being marginalized after being labeled a "bio- hazard".Talk about the walking dead.

No shade, 'cause I consider myself an "intranet friend" but if you slide yours to the side to let Joc hit it, my next question to you would be "Uh, what self-esteem?" Serious face all day. Bwaaahhhhh!!!

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4 minutes ago, announcergirl said:

Please veto it!!!! SparkelznConfetti you nast-teeeee! You really should see how my face is scrunched over here. Like, I smell something...

psst...I kinda get the "he's fun to be around thing though." shhh.

No shade, 'cause I consider myself an "intranet friend" but if you slide yours to the side to let Joc hit it, my next question to you would be "Uh, what self-esteem?" Serious face all day. Bwaaahhhhh!!!

I cant even be mad you for questioning my ethics n morals n all cuz I verbalized my state of mind while I was "in heat". Lol.

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1 hour ago, SparkleznConfetti said:

Gurl, good looking out cuz u just proved to be a true "Intranet Frend". Last thing i need iz to be that statistic with the CDC showing up with hazmat suits at my place of employment to quarantine me to take tissue samples after an " unsupervised visit" with "Jock". Lord have mercy.lol.

Lord knows my self- esteem can't handle being marginalized after being labeled a "bio- hazard".Talk about the walking dead.

Time out!! This is okay but me being hot in the pants for Scrapp in a suit and a fresh haircut isn't?

Well, as long as you promise to take his ass shopping outside of the Golden Girls section of loud ass shirts it's cool.

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21 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Time out!! This is okay but me being hot in the pants for Scrapp in a suit and a fresh haircut isn't?

Well, as long as you promise to take his ass shopping outside of the Golden Girls section of loud ass shirts it's cool.

Chile, your secret is safe with me!!! If Scrap make you greasy between yo legs, make it do what it do. As you can see I am in no position to judge. Lol.

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