Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta - General Discussion

[Fairlily26]

Last night I was feeling particularly nostalgic and decided to listen to a little Biggie, so I looked up "One more chance" on youtube and who do I see?

NIKKO! 

skip to the 2:15 mark to see a young Nikko...

[BloggerAloud]

The acting on this show remains terrible. Karlie Redd barely had her drink near her mouth for her totally unplanned spit take when talking about Thi Thi's wedding dress.

[Brooklynista]

Last night I was feeling particularly nostalgic and decided to listen to a little Biggie, so I looked up "One more chance" on youtube and who do I see?

NIKKO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ogs_NsXh58 skip to the 2:15 mark to see a young Nikko...

First off...what the hell happened to Zhane? They were the shit.

Second, SHUT UP!! Are we sure that's Nikko? I didn't see the teeth.

[Fairlily26]

First off...what the hell happened to Zhane? They were the shit.

 

AGREED.

 

Second, SHUT UP!! Are we sure that's Nikko? I didn't see the teeth.

 

Brooklynista, thats him!! That is a young version, so the teeth might not have been as ratchet...

Edited August 7, 2014 by Fairlily26

[vavavoom]

First off...what the hell happened to Zhane? They were the shit.

Second, SHUT UP!! Are we sure that's Nikko? I didn't see the teeth.

Zhane!

I didn't even know Nikko could close his mouth with all that action he has going on in that area!

[RealityGal]

Last night I was feeling particularly nostalgic and decided to listen to a little Biggie, so I looked up "One more chance" on youtube and who do I see?

NIKKO! 

skip to the 2:15 mark to see a young Nikko...

 

First and foremost.  Thank you for that video, I watched the whole thing, and it made me smile.  They just don't make 'em like Biggie anymore

 

 

First off...what the hell happened to Zhane? They were the shit.

Second, SHUT UP!! Are we sure that's Nikko? I didn't see the teeth.

 

Thats what I'm saying.  Maybe its a cousin.  Maybe one who was the victim of inbreeding.....

[RealityGal]

OMG, RealityGal: Your Benzino item cracked me up. I really like him but literally cringed when he took off his shirt. Gross! All of those tattoos were horrible! The image still isn't completely erased from my brain. Your whole post was funny, though,

 

I think Nikko turned Mimi out on drugs because something's definitely not right with that girl.

 ha ha - I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one laughing at these people's ridiculousness!  Thats why I love this forum :)

 

Weren't those tattoos the worst though?  I was like "listen, I'm sure you're a lovely man, but I'm going to need for you to always cover yourself, like always"

 

I feel like Mimi has been on something ever since that radio interview she did with Stevie J and she was just acting weird.  I'm going to try to find the interview, it was odd.

 

1. The whispering this episode was over the top!  I hadn't really noticed it before (until y'all pointed it out), but it was nuts!  It was like the extended whisper remix!

 

9. I do not like her and hope to not see her on my TV next season.  The ooh ahh baby talk that she does gets on my last nerve.  What did Benzino say that he wanted to lick out of her ass?

 

11. Shudder.

 

Whisper remix!!!!  LMAO.  She is trying so hard to get on this show, I can just tell.  She is constantly starting fights, in the middle of fights, throwing a drink in a fight or trying to convince us she is really into Benzino.  

You dead ass for having a 9b.  Lmao!!!  Girl?  I was like this heffa on stage looking regular.  sitchyoass down!

 

 

It's hours later and I'm still laughing.   ::fastclap:: Jeevs, my inhaler, at once.

 

LMAO!! girl, a whisper remix?? what the hell? lol!!

 

Um, Joc had Teletubby, Karlie AND a wife?  Yo, the 404 is not a game, ya'll going through something ser'uss down there.

 

Benzino need to fall in love with whoever can put up with no neck and them chicken ass arms and a 50 year old man trying to sound 19.  I giggled at whasshername and 1/2 of hip hop weekly.  um, babe, first of all that's about eighty nine dollars and second of all, bout eighty eight of it was acquired before you.  please be seated.

 

LMAO @ $89.00  I'm dying!

 

There just must not be many men up in Atlanta, because I only remember one Young Joc song.....it was a good song, but it was like from 10 years ago!  

 

Who goes to the bridal salon wearing hipster panties as shorts, tho?  What's really going on, Althea?

I know right?  I just know someone talked her out of going to the bridal salon in something sequined and midriff...... why does she like dressing like a hoochie figure skater?

[kissedbyarose]

 

Benzino need to fall in love with whoever can put up with no neck and them chicken ass arms and a 50 year old man trying to sound 19.  I giggled at whasshername and 1/2 of hip hop weekly.  um, babe, first of all that's about eighty nine dollars and second of all, bout eighty eight of it was acquired before you.  please be seated.

 

I am dead! I watch this show with my glass (or three *ahem*) of wine and feel good about my life. Because no matter what, i will not be 40-50 years old still talking about getting my music career or fashion lines getting put on. These people need to put the "dream" away and have several seats...but then who will entertain me?

 

Never mind. They can be as ratchet as they want and I will be here cackling at their struggle "songs" and "clothes" with you guys.

 

ETA: I thought I only knew one Young Joc song but it turns out I had (have) several on my iTunes. I defend myself by admitting that I downloaded them when I was in college awhile back.

Edited August 8, 2014 by kissedbyarose

[RealityGal]

I am dead! I watch this show with my glass (or three *ahem*) of wine and feel good about my life. Because no matter what, i will not be 40-50 years old still talking about getting my music career or fashion lines getting put on. These people need to put the "dream" away and have several seats...but then who will entertain me?

 

Never mind. They can be as ratchet as they want and I will be here cackling at their struggle "songs" and "clothes" with you guys.

 

ETA: I thought I only knew one Young Joc song but it turns out I had (have) several on my iTunes. I defend myself by admitting that I downloaded them when I was in college awhile back.

I had no idea he had such a catalog of songs!

 

I do love their ratchetness.  LMAO @ "struggle songs" - a better phrase can not be found for whatever the hell Althea was doing.

[Tallulahbaby]

I'm STILL DYING OVER WHISPER REMIX. This show is comedy gold.

[vavavoom]

I can't wait for the reunion tonight!  I wonder how much of the fight Mona will show?

[RealityGal]

I can't wait for the reunion tonight!  I wonder how much of the fight Mona will show?

Is the reunion tonight?  Last week showed previews for another show...one where it looks like Mimi may finally break down and admit something

[vavavoom]

Is the reunion tonight?  Last week showed previews for another show...one where it looks like Mimi may finally break down and admit something

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Ha! For some reason I thought it was tonight! I rushed home from work and plopped my fat-injected, lop-sided booty onto the couch and was so sad!

[RealityGal]

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Ha! For some reason I thought it was tonight! I rushed home from work and plopped my fat-injected, lop-sided booty onto the couch and was so sad!

Karlie Redd - girl what are you doing in this forum?

[Brooklynista]

Maybe Mimi needs to stay heated all the time, because when her feathers get ruffled she drops the whisper speak. She throw them "fucks" around loud and clear. The stunted speech is gone too. It's a good thing cause that shit makes me wanna punch her In the damn throat. I need to understand what she means when she says her back was up against the wall and she did the tape for Eva. Why? Is she broke? Where is her L&HH money? Where is the money from the house cleaning business?

So let me see if I follow the new story. Mimi and Nikko made a home movie. Nikko took that as a "teaser" to Vivid or whichever porn production house and they said cool, let's do a full blown movie? And Mimi said ok to that? And you had better not check her on being a lying liar.

[RealityGal]

OMG - this episode....I had to take notes!

 

1. Mimi - yes Mimi, the last year of your life has been a lie...mainly you lying to everyone about making a sex tape.

 

1b. Mimi lie #1 - your fucking story doesn't even make any sense!  Can she ever just tell the fucking truth?  So, according to her, she was taped without her knowledge while having sex in the Bahamas.  Someone "stole" the professionally produced tape and leaked it to Vivid.  Vivid couldn't release the footage because there wasn't enough of it.  So that would mean at the point of Vivid even having the first meeting with them, they had no intention of releasing the video because it was boring.  So if Mimi had simply walked away from that meeting and said "fuck you" they wouldn't have released the tape?  So then how exactly was her back against the wall?  Vivid wasn't going to release the tape according to her own lame story.  So somehow, even though Vivid wasn't going to release the tape, her back was "against the wall" so she signed a contract to make a second professionally produced tape?  That shit doesn't even make sense!  

 

1c. Mimi lie #2 - For all this time, she was going on about how they already had the footage so there was nothing she could do!  But they weren't even going to release the footage because there wasn't enough, so if she had just walked away, nothing would have happened.  And you can't tell me that Mimi Faust is such an important public figure that Vivid purchased the "leaked video" from someone if it wasn't enough footage, on the hopes that they could pressure her into flying all the way back to the Bahamas to make a second porn tape!  That doesn't even make any sense!  What makes sense is that Mimi - pressed for attention and money, made a porno with Nikko.  She doesn't want to be judged for it, so she is blaming it on Nikko, some TSA agent, and anyone but herself, and the more people get the truth, the angrier she gets.  Whatever Mimi - just fucking own it already!

 

1d. Mimi's indignation - how does she even get the balls to be upset with anyone for judging her a liar, when she lied to them!  No, Erica, Nikko didn't "pick" Mimi as a victim, Mimi made that sex tape with her eyes wide open, and looking at Nikko, I don't know how she kept them open because he is ugly as fuck.

 

2. Benzino - can anyone please tell him to stop taking off his shirt and showing off that nasty tattoo?  Come on man!  I was dying when he was like "Althea is everything Joseline is not, talented, beautiful, something else"  Did Benzino see the same performance I saw last week from Althea?  She is neither talented nor beautiful, and she dresses like a hoochie figure skater.

 

3. Althea - sweetheart, no one is cyberbullying you.  Just because you learned a word doesn't mean its happening to you.  Someone is talking shit about you, a public figure, on instagram.  That is not cyberbullying.

 

4. Tammy and Waka - first off, their story line is getting boring to me.  second, I like that Waka loves Tammy's daughter.  I am a little put off that they are talking about Tammy's child who is only 9 years old and only around in the summer taking care of a new baby.  I mean, I would think if Tammy only gets her three months of the year, she would want to focus on her, and her daughter would want all of her attention.  I'm not saying they shouldn't have a baby, but it sort of grinds my gears that they seem to assume part of having a baby is having their other kid become a babysitter.

 

5. Karlie Redd - not sure if she made a boss move, or if its going to bite her in the ass.

[SistaLadybug]

1 a-d are absolutely correct.  Mimi is full of you know what and I know what.  (That is my way of saying "full of shit".)

 

I am embarrassed for Karlie.  She's so desperate and she wears it like a cheap dress.  Also, that video looks like it's gonna be hot garbage.  I'm not a "you're too old for that" kinda woman since I'm up in my 30s myself, but come on, sis.  You are entirely too gotdamn old to be doing a song like that.  That's 20-year-old music.  Like, it's just ... girl.  Girl.  GIRL.  You have to know that you're strutting around looking like the mama of the people listening to this music.  You actually could *be* the mama of the people listening to this music.

[Empress1]

I don't understand the "they were going to release it, there was nothing I could do." That's complete bullshit. You can't release content like that without the express permission of the participants - if Mimi had gotten an injunction, they'd have shut the shit down. She looks SO stupid out here.

And if her only way to provide for her daughter is porn, that is incredibly sad. (See also: Jenna Jameson.)

[Brooklynista]

1 a-d are absolutely correct. Mimi is full of you know what and I know what. (That is my way of saying "full of shit".)

I am embarrassed for Karlie. She's so desperate and she wears it like a cheap dress. Also, that video looks like it's gonna be hot garbage. I'm not a "you're too old for that" kinda woman since I'm up in my 30s myself, but come on, sis. You are entirely too gotdamn old to be doing a song like that. That's 20-year-old music. Like, it's just ... girl. Girl. GIRL. You have to know that you're strutting around looking like the mama of the people listening to this music. You actually could *be* the mama of the people listening to this music.

Karlie IS the momma of the people listening to this music. Isn't her daughter 20 something now? The daughter she has forgotten to mention while she's wearing her struggle Klass6 dresses.

She needs to hang up the microphone. Maybe change directions and be more like Kris K. Pass the torch on to your daughter. Or maybe she's too smart for this shit.

[ZaldamoWilder]

First and foremost.  Thank you for that video, I watched the whole thing, and it made me smile.  They just don't make 'em like Biggie anymore

 

Thats what I'm saying.  Maybe its a cousin.  Maybe one who was the victim of inbreeding.....

 

I watched the whole thing too.  Now I'm all up in my feelings.  Brat, Mary, Heavy, Craig Mack (bro you shoulda been bigger) a hot mess looking Faith, Puff (hey why the HELL can't puffy get the beat together in here, they're not even dancing.  muffucah you can't nod your head in time?).  I feel like I should've been able to recognize Zhane but even after ya'll said it I was like, where? lol.  Somebody else in there - 702? 504? some area code girl group, somebody say it.   Big.  I still have an irrational amount of love for Poppa. 

 

1 a-d are absolutely correct.  Mimi is full of you know what and I know what.  (That is my way of saying "full of shit".)

 

I am embarrassed for Karlie.  She's so desperate and she wears it like a cheap dress.  Also, that video looks like it's gonna be hot garbage.  I'm not a "you're too old for that" kinda woman since I'm up in my 30s myself, but come on, sis.  You are entirely too gotdamn old to be doing a song like that.  That's 20-year-old music.  Like, it's just ... girl.  Girl.  GIRL.  You have to know that you're strutting around looking like the mama of the people listening to this music.  You actually could *be* the mama of the people listening to this music.

 

Toy, I cannot stop giggling at your silly behind, tambout you know what and I know what..... then you say what.   BWAGHAGHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

When Joc showed up I held my forehead and self anointed.   Even if every surface on her is crooked, somebody want that wonky lopsided ass.  Why that kind of thirst though?  It honestly hurts to see it.   Trailing dude out to keep bird squawking?  Girl, just no.   Even if she won, she lost.    See I'd understand their motivation if the dudes they were with were something.  Fine or movers and shakers or made shit happen or were throwing around I never have to work again money.  But every last wunna these fools looks like a before picture.  They really acting this pressed over dick?  ::headtilt::  ya'll.  for real?    ::tylerperrychoirscene::  {sings} Fatherrrrrrr, we need you.....

 

Stevie.  He needs to call Tyrone and move his shit post haste because Josie finna Left-Eye that ass.   When he was telling Snoop that she didn't know yet, the look he gave Stevie was made of:  fam, I done been blammed blammed, locked down, caught out and tore up but that heffa there? now she scare me.  

 

Althea - sweetheart, no one is cyberbullying you.  Just because you learned a word doesn't mean its happening to you.  Someone is talking shit about you, a public figure, on instagram.  That is not cyberbullying.

 

Thee thee keep me tuning in.  Shit, I wish she'd learn what sit ups mean.   Forgive if this sounds like a shitty question, I'm genuinely curious, what stops a person being cyberbullied from getting off the site where they're being talked about/closing their laptop and going about their business?  It's not like carbon monoxide poisoning, I mean you have to keep reading and/or engaging, no?  Just wondering.

 

At first I was like why does she think she might need a fertility specialist but I didn't realize Tammy and Wakka have been trying the whole time they've been together.  Hope it happens for em.   I tuned in late, they only have Charlie during the summer?  so then she doesn't have custody? any backstory there? 

[SistaLadybug]

*HOWL* at them looking like "before" pictures!  LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

I think Tammy said Charlie is with her dad in the summer?  Did I hear it backward?

[ZaldamoWilder]

Ah.  Makes more sense.  No it was me who heard it backwards.  When I tuned in, I was being messy focusing on Wakka's car - because I was trying to figure out why anybody would hi lacquer shine and put 22s on a Chrysler 300, so I missed some verbiage.  Plugged back in when I figured out it wasn't a Chrysler.   Since I take mine like a G, feel free to make chicken noises at me, that was some squawk-mess.

[vavavoom]

Karlie Redd - girl what are you doing in this forum?

 

Hahahaha!  I’m on the Mimi side of the booty house, but I’d rather have that than be lopsided!

 

OMG - this episode....I had to take notes!

 

1. Mimi - yes Mimi, the last year of your life has been a lie...mainly you lying to everyone about making a sex tape.

 

Lies

Lies

Lies

 

1d. Mimi's indignation

 

I was hoping that by the time I came in this thread today, someone would have made a flowchart of Mimi’s story.  I can’t understand it, and I struggled so hard during the episode.

 

I cringed when Karlie said her "trap" insult twice to Joc.  Sad trombone.

 

When Joc showed up I held my forehead and self anointed.   Even if every surface on her is crooked, somebody want that wonky lopsided ass.  Why that kind of thirst though?  It honestly hurts to see it.   Trailing dude out to keep bird squawking?  Girl, just no.   Even if she won, she lost.    See I'd understand their motivation if the dudes they were with were something.  Fine or movers and shakers or made shit happen or were throwing around I never have to work again money.  But every last wunna these fools looks like a before picture.  They really acting this pressed over dick?  ::headtilt::  ya'll.  for real?    ::tylerperrychoirscene::  {sings} Fatherrrrrrr, we need you.....

 

Ha!  There’s not a single man on this show that I would go after:

Joc: Married, sleeping with Karlie even though he said she had pimento cottage cheese, AND had Khadiyah on the side; lots of meat in the back of his head

Nikko: troublesome mouth area; low-down; sneaky; all-around gross

Tony: soon to be father of 9 - unless the kids prior to Kalenna are septuplets, I want no part of that; stays in the studio

Steebie: the most successful of the group, but he’s with Joseline so eww; I think he has adorable eyes, but there’s something sneaky about him - like he would pop you in the mouth one day

Scrappy: Scrap-speak; what does he even do for a living??  Is this show it??

Kirk: Loser who brought home the BW3 waitress to be his kids’ babysitter; annoying adam’s apple

O’Shea the Model: fought Erica over some gas money

Nikko’s friend from last night was cute, but he was friends with Nikko. Maybe after some de-proramming he would be OK?

[SistaLadybug]

 

 

 

 

Nikko’s friend from last night was cute, but he was friends with Nikko. Maybe after some de-proramming he would be OK?

Isn't he the one K. Michelle said she heard was gay?

[Brooklynista]

Right! Right!

They were the roommates. And who needs a roommate in Atlanta with the cheap rents?!

[kissedbyarose]

Mimi stay losing.

Benzino said Big would be proud of Stevie J?!

Snoop saying Joseline is a role model? Joseline saying Snoop been in the game for 40 years? And that lone photographer? *cackles*

Listen, Stevie J should've just followed his own damn advice and deny, deny, deny. Why even admit it at this point? And in his "best friend's" bed? Maybe I'm a cold ass bitch if I tell a lie like that? I'm riding that lie forever.

This show needs to cut it out with the slow motion shots.

ETA: All imma say about Karlie is that cheap pleather outfit did not fit. She looked as desperate as she acts.

Edited August 13, 2014 by kissedbyarose

[vavavoom]

And that lone photographer? *cackles

I don't know how these people keep a straight face when filming this show! That damn near killed me!

[RealityGal]

Snoop saying Joseline is a role model? Joseline saying Snoop been in the game for 40 years? And that lone photographer? *cackles*

Listen, Stevie J should've just followed his own damn advice and deny, deny, deny. Why even admit it at this point? And in his "best friend's" bed? Maybe I'm a cold ass bitch if I tell a lie like that? I'm riding that lie forever.

ETA: All imma say about Karlie is that cheap pleather outfit did not fit. She looked as desperate as she acts.

Shaggy had an entire song about this very situation.  If a rapper makes a song about a situation you find yourself in, you should at least listen to his arguments.

 

I was rolling my eyes so hard when Snoop said that - who exactly is she a role model to?  All the other crazy Puerto Rican manly looking women looking to get off the pole?

 

Karlie and those inappropriate outfits.....why....

[RealityGal]

Right! Right!

They were the roommates. And who needs a roommate in Atlanta with the cheap rents?!

gay dudes trying to keep it on the down low!  I heard about that episode of Oprah, I also watched that episode of Boondocks, I know whats going on!

 

 

I was hoping that by the time I came in this thread today, someone would have made a flowchart of Mimi’s story.  I can’t understand it, and I struggled so hard during the episode.

 

 

 

Flow charts are logical and make sense.  Mimi's lies are so nonsensical and obvious and just weird.  I wonder if she really hears half the shit coming out of her mouth, and expects people to believe it.  And when they don't she gets pissed.  It's like catching a meth user with crack and they insist they are innocent because they only use meth, and then they get super upset when you don't believe that the crack doesn't belong to them.  Her lies make that much sense.

 

 

Ah.  Makes more sense.  No it was me who heard it backwards.  When I tuned in, I was being messy focusing on Wakka's car - because I was trying to figure out why anybody would hi lacquer shine and put 22s on a Chrysler 300, so I missed some verbiage.  Plugged back in when I figured out it wasn't a Chrysler.   Since I take mine like a G, feel free to make chicken noises at me, that was some squawk-mess.

 

 

 

*HOWL* at them looking like "before" pictures!  LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

I think Tammy said Charlie is with her dad in the summer?  Did I hear it backward?

Thats on me.  I was the one who first mentioned that Tammy only has the kid in the summer.  Please transfer all chicken noises to me.

 

I watched the whole thing too.  Now I'm all up in my feelings.  Brat, Mary, Heavy, Craig Mack (bro you shoulda been bigger) a hot mess looking Faith, Puff (hey why the HELL can't puffy get the beat together in here, they're not even dancing.  muffucah you can't nod your head in time?).  I feel like I should've been able to recognize Zhane but even after ya'll said it I was like, where? lol.  Somebody else in there - 702? 504? some area code girl group, somebody say it.   Big.  I still have an irrational amount of love for Poppa. 

 

When Joc showed up I held my forehead and self anointed.   Even if every surface on her is crooked, somebody want that wonky lopsided ass.  Why that kind of thirst though?  It honestly hurts to see it.   Trailing dude out to keep bird squawking?  Girl, just no.   Even if she won, she lost.    See I'd understand their motivation if the dudes they were with were something.  Fine or movers and shakers or made shit happen or were throwing around I never have to work again money.  But every last wunna these fools looks like a before picture.  They really acting this pressed over dick?  ::headtilt::  ya'll.  for real?    ::tylerperrychoirscene::  {sings} Fatherrrrrrr, we need you.....

 

 

 

Thee thee keep me tuning in.  Shit, I wish she'd learn what sit ups mean.   Forgive if this sounds like a shitty question, I'm genuinely curious, what stops a person being cyberbullied from getting off the site where they're being talked about/closing their laptop and going about their business?  It's not like carbon monoxide poisoning, I mean you have to keep reading and/or engaging, no?  Just wondering.

 

 

Those were the days.....when groups had area codes, or three numbers as a group name.  No amount of love is irrational for Big Poppa

 

This show has me convinced there are no good men in Atlanta, yuck.

 

LMAO @ she needs to learn what a sit up is....you ain't never lied!  When Benzino told her to put on "the brazilian bikini" I wanted to throw up.  Girl....no, you need to put on a miraclesuit.

 

You know what stops someone like Thee Thee from getting "cyberbullied?" .....her own fucking narcissism.  You know she couldn't go 2 minutes without checking every social media site there is to see if anyone mentioned anything about her.  

 

Karlie IS the momma of the people listening to this music. Isn't her daughter 20 something now? The daughter she has forgotten to mention while she's wearing her struggle Klass6 dresses.

She needs to hang up the microphone. Maybe change directions and be more like Kris K. Pass the torch on to your daughter. Or maybe she's too smart for this shit.

 

Boy, I really wanted to fit in a Classiq! joke somewhere, but I thank you for getting to it first.  Karlie is one of those women that is going to be embarrassing her grandchildren someday by being the 60 year old grandma showing up in the micro mini Classiq! dress.  The sad thing is is that she has kept her body up, so if she just dressed appropriately she could look really really good.  

1 a-d are absolutely correct.  Mimi is full of you know what and I know what.  (That is my way of saying "full of shit".)

 

I am embarrassed for Karlie.  She's so desperate and she wears it like a cheap dress.  Also, that video looks like it's gonna be hot garbage.  I'm not a "you're too old for that" kinda woman since I'm up in my 30s myself, but come on, sis.  You are entirely too gotdamn old to be doing a song like that.  That's 20-year-old music.  Like, it's just ... girl.  Girl.  GIRL.  You have to know that you're strutting around looking like the mama of the people listening to this music.  You actually could *be* the mama of the people listening to this music.

 She wears her desperation like a Classiq! dress on sale.   There, I made my joke (and I know I spell it wrong, but Classiq! just feels so right!)

 

I mean, the video is not going to be any "hot fire out your azz!" Rasheeda hit, but its gonna be amusing.

Edited August 13, 2014 by RealityGal

[Tallulahbaby]

I need the back story on Thee Thee's momma. How many times was she married? 5 times?

I HATE La Whispers (Mimi's name if she was a chola) TH in the purple dress. Those low hanging, National Geographic titties with them microscopic nipples...and that baaaad wig. Did i mention that 9.99 synthetic wig?

Karlie, oh man...fighting with Young Joc's

New Jack Swing looking ass. She was looking sad with her little costume from the Halloween shop...and talking like she's some mob matriarch who ordered some major hit on someone. Nope, babygirl...your old ass looked mighty silly.

Edited August 16, 2014 by Tallulahbaby

[Brooklynista]

I have some questions in no particular order. Sigh.

Why is Momma Dee in a studio w headphones on? Is that shit on ITunes yet?

Why does Joseline Hernandez have a driver? She can't get on Marta?

Why is Nikko in the studio w headphones on? Why?

Why do alla these chicks start bullshit businesses? Why not get something sustainable like a rental property. Or a Chicken Fixin's? Does anybody still buy that Coastal Scent makeup?

Did Mona find the least attractive Bug a Boo in central casting to play the part of Jose's side piece? That was just disrespectful.

Mimi...still don't care.

Edited August 19, 2014 by Brooklynista

[kissedbyarose]

Joseline been driving herself around this whole season and now she got a driver? *side eye*

Once again, Mimi stay losing. Her options is Stevie or Nikko?

These struggle songs and businesses? Mona is just trolling these people at these point. Like she making the most money of these people and they in the struggle "singing" in the studio and making $2 dresses and food coloring into businesses.

I'm here for the reunion though!

[RealityGal]

This episode....UGH!

 

1a. Mimi - gee, I'm glad you're not a stupid bitch, can you please stop assuming the rest of us are stupid bitches who will believe that you didn't just release a porn with Nikko in a desperate attempt to get some attention?  Yes, you've made bad decisions, the first step is admitting to them.  Bitch, just own it!

 

1b. Mimi - where exactly does she get off calling Joseline a "scumbucket?"  Because she figured out that you're a lying bitch who released a sex tape with the sloth from Ice Age?  I don't often agree with Stevie J, but good on him for standing up for Joseline.  Its just like Mimi to be around someone who is trying to make amends with her and ruin it by getting defensive and acting out.  Run Stevie, Run!

 

2. Stevie J - never thought I'd say it, but I think he can do better than Mimi, because I think she is on drugs and an attention junkie.

 

3a. Benzino - nope, not down with him.  First off, why did he need to get involved in a bitch fight on twitter?  Because Thee Thee can't defend herself on social media?  And he is super shady, he pretty much said that he tweeted something about "Fly Dontino" or whatever sleeping with Joseline, and then admitted that he didn't know who was sleeping with Joseline.  I realize that Hip Hop Weekly isn't exactly the New York Times, but do you really want a guy in charge of any magazine who plays fast and loose with the truth.  Isn't that what got him kicked out of his other magazine?  And why is he so desperate to dig up dirt on her?  Because she

hurt Thee Thee's feelings?  Well listen, Thee Thee hurt my eyes by wearing that hoochie icestaker sequined mess last episode, so why don't we all call it even.

 

3b. Benzino - you're a dummy, I hope you realize that your dumb ass got a tattoo on your torso of a girl that doesn't seem to really want to marry you. Whomp whomp.  I was laughing when she was like "I don't have a dress, I don't have invitations" bitch please, just put on something white and hoochie (does Classiq! carry anything in white?) and call it a day.  What the hell did you expect for a wedding you wanted to do in a week?!??

 

4. Joseline -  And not for one minute do I believe Joseline slept with that nasty ass looking man who was her "driver."  For one, this entire season she has been driving a white Mercedes, and I'm sure they tape the show over more than a three month period, so even if she had a driver during the hiatus it still wouldn't cover the time he claims to have "slept with her"  And beyond that, I think Joseline Hernandez from the time she was working a pole slept with men for some benefit, either money, or career, but I don't think she would sleep with that ugly ass man if he was piloting a space ship to the moon and was going to drive her there to become the first Puerto Rican Princess of the Moon.  I think once upon a time he may have been her driver, I think a lot of girls that strip, and maybe do some escorting have "drivers" who are pretty much bodyguards/drivers.  But that would have been over a year ago.

 

4b - Joseline - The show seems to be setting up a "Mimi/Stevie J" reunion, so I wonder if Joseline is thinking about joining the New York cast?

 

5. Tammy and Wocka - I wish them the best, but they are starting to bore me

 

6. Rasheeda - completely co-sign on the ridiculous businesses thing.  Her makeup this entire season has been like one or two looks, why would I be interested in buying makeup from her?  And I like how most of the people in there appeared to be men or models wearing her shirts.  We haven't even seen her develop the makeup line this season.  And why doesn't anyone ever want to use correct spelling for their products?  Line down the block....I saw the free food, if I advertised free food and samples, I too, could get a line down the block.  You should see the IHOP on free pancake day.

 

7. Momma Dee - you know what, good for her!  She has happily made a total ass of herself on camera for a few years now, she deserves to sing the closing song, although they really got her good, from all sorts of angles and everything.

 

8. Nikko in the studio = me rolling my eyes

 

9.  Karlie Redd - watch out Atlanta, Karlie Redd is single and ready to wear all sorts of inappropriate clothing!

[RealityGal]

I'm here for the reunion though!

 

I wish there was a clip at the end of the show!  I can't wait!

Did Mona find the least attractive Bug a Boo in central casting to play the part of Jose's side piece? That was just disrespectful.

Mimi...still don't care.

 

I know, they are not representing the men of Atlanta well.  I thought Fly Domino or whatever was an insult, but then the guy that actually said he slept with her was just cringe inducing.

[Empress1]

Right? The men on this show are either busted or dogs, or both.

What gets me about Karlie's looks is that she's attractive, but her whole look is way too extra, and she's also too old to wear a lot of the stuff she wears. I know she doesn't tell her age but she (and Mimi) read clearly as 40something. The too- tight clothes, the too-long weave ... the bob would be cute if it weren't blonde. All these women needs to leave the brassy blonde alone.

Mimi's talking head with the too-low-cut purple top and the cheap blondish wig is awful. She just looks bad.

Erica had me dying. "Keep hope alive!"

Althea strikes me as a straight-up gold digger, and if Benzino is dumb enough to marry her without a pre-nup, he deserves what he gets.

Are Stevie and Joseline still together in real time?

[RealityGal]

Right? The men on this show are either busted or dogs, or both.

What gets me about Karlie's looks is that she's attractive, but her whole look is way too extra, and she's also too old to wear a lot of the stuff she wears. I know she doesn't tell her age but she (and Mimi) read clearly as 40something. The too- tight clothes, the too-long weave ... the bob would be cute if it weren't blonde. All these women needs to leave the brassy blonde alone.

Mimi's talking head with the too-low-cut purple top and the cheap blondish wig is awful. She just looks bad.

Erica had me dying. "Keep hope alive!"

Althea strikes me as a straight-up gold digger, and if Benzino is dumb enough to marry her without a pre-nup, he deserves what he gets.

Are Stevie and Joseline still together in real time?

 

they are all both!  Wocka is as close to attractive as it gets, and he has too many tattoos and wears his pants too low.

 

I totally agree about Karlie.  I think if she just dressed age appropriate, or just not as age inappropriate she would look so much better.  And I don't think she needs to wear old lady clothes, but she can't be in the Forever 21 or juniors section all the time anymore.

 

Benzino just seem desperate for anyone to like him, I would say his whole relationship was just for the show, but he got her tattooed to him!  Thats weird!  I would say that he should try getting back with Karlie Redd, but if I were her, I wouldn't want to take back a man who has another broad tattooed on him.

[ZaldamoWilder]

First things first (I'm the realess) sorry.    Guh please see h.r. and pick up your last paycheck for First Puerto Rican Princess to the Moon.   You're. Fired.

 

Second of all.  Tammy and Wakka canNOT have Teamwork makes the Dream Work.  That is MY shit and it has been for years.  They need to get in line behind the Obamas bout couples I am suing for infringement of aforementioned my shit.

 

Third of all - was Josie brought to tears and carrying on about him hiding her Chanel?   Is this new?  what the hell kinda dude takes the steps of going into the closet and hiding his woman's purses? I understand old school stuff like he takes my phone or my keys, my labels? um, is that supposed to hurt or....?  

 

Josie.  She made me fall over giggling talking about there is no way I'd sleep with a dude who wasn't something, if you gone lie on me at least put me with a CEO or a dude who could do something for me.   You wanna come at me over a driver?  hmmph.  whomp whomp indeed.   I'm slightly sad that she wasn't the least bit insulted to have been accused of cheating.

 

Why are we even having screen time wasted on thee-thee's wedding drama?  Has she never heard of what you do to invite people to a fuckin party?  Elope if you can stand him, cancel if you can't, either way, get off my screen with this nonsense.  She and Benzina deserve each other.    The bitchassery is not hot.    Cosigning 'nista, if Josie don't know anything else, she's aware of her physical worth.   Mona you needed to give us something at least minimally credible. 

 

I was bored until Stevie and Mimi.    Wait one sec, sidebar about the tittie conversation.   Agreed that nobody pays to leave the o.r. that damn droopy, but we're not gonna talk about Erica's struggle titties?  Like I think this is the one of the most beautiful casts in reality tv (just the women) but why the aversion to bras?  hell don't nobody like em but gravity is real as fuck.    Ok, so I think Stevie is growing on me because I actually liked the guy during their conversation.   I see why the women were attracted to him.   Mimi has no and I mean zero rights to try and call Josie out her name, just mad and late for no reason.   Ya'll when they started talking and he called Nikko and his wife a bowl of scumbalaya??    I twirled out the room.  No. More. Good.

 

Mona, in case you check the boards I'm here for a show about the mamas.  Mama Dee, Frankie, Nancy, hell even Rasheeda's mama.  My commitment to old lady foolishness would be unwavering, I promise. 

oh p.s. um, imma need ya'll to start watching Atlanta Exes with me because I have some things to say about Tameka Raymond.  mkaythanksbuhbye

[SistaLadybug]

oh p.s. um, imma need ya'll to start watching Atlanta Exes with me because I have some things to say about Tameka Raymond.  mkaythanksbuhbye

I have that saved on my DVR to watch after work.  I'll meet you over there this evening.

[ZaldamoWilder]

:D   Then I'll hold my peace until tomorrow.

[RealityGal]

Third of all - was Josie brought to tears and carrying on about him hiding her Chanel?   Is this new?  what the hell kinda dude takes the steps of going into the closet and hiding his woman's purses? I understand old school stuff like he takes my phone or my keys, my labels? um, is that supposed to hurt or....?  

 

oh p.s. um, imma need ya'll to start watching Atlanta Exes with me because I have some things to say about Tameka Raymond.  mkaythanksbuhbye

 

I could never get married because if I suddenly couldn't find my purse or my car keys I would just assume I was going crazy.  As it is, I live alone and about half the time I have a hard time finding my car keys and my cell phone.  I would probably assume it was early onset Alzheimer.

 

I'll watch this Atlanta Exes if its going to entertain me more than or as much as LHHATL.  Actually, I need a new show, LHHATL is over, BGC season finale is tonight, Next Food Network Star is over, and I can not just live by Big Brother and Project Runway alone.  I just can't with the BAPs.  I just can't with that show.

[ZaldamoWilder]

I admit to only trying with BAPs once.    Any production where a bodily fluid comes sailing out and I'm good.  Puck is about when I quit the real world, so pretty consistently I don't wanna see what's inside come out.  

 

I could never get married because if I suddenly couldn't find my purse or my car keys I would just assume I was going crazy.  As it is, I live alone and about half the time I have a hard time finding my car keys and my cell phone.  I would probably assume it was early onset Alzheimer.

 

 

I'm certain that you could.   You put the remote in the wheat thins box and remove the handles from the fridge door (make sure to rubber glue the seal shut) et voila, your things *cough* magically reappear the very next time you come downstairs.    I live alone too but believe me, there's a plethora of shit at our disposal.  We haven't even talked about naked football helmet night.    ::churchfanga::  'scuse me.

Edited August 19, 2014 by ZaldamoWilder

[Brooklynista]

Did we see K. Michelle AT ALL this season?  What was the point of pretending to add her to this cast?

 

Will we get another serenade to Mamma Dee this reunion??

[divaTy]

Guys? You deserve to be loved.

[SistaLadybug]

Guys? You deserve to be loved.

And in that order.

[ZaldamoWilder]

Guys? You deserve to be loved.

 

Awwww.  This made me giggle and giggle.  Either I missed a moment in the show or we just took an Oprah kinda turn....?   what happened?  lol.

[SistaLadybug]

Awwww.  This made me giggle and giggle.  Either I missed a moment in the show or we just took an Oprah kinda turn....?   what happened?  lol.

At the end, when they were doing all their "wrap-ups", Momma Dee was recording her "I Deserve To Be Loved" song.  The end of the song is, "...and in that order".

[ZaldamoWilder]

Thank you guh. 

 

If she doesn't get royalties (<-- wonder if she gets the punny there lol) I hope Scrap gets her that Vespiznayizzle.      Oh Dear God I need to go read something.

[Starfruit]

 

Can she ever just tell the fucking truth?  So, according to her, she was taped without her knowledge while having sex in the Bahamas.

 

I just want to jump on this right here. I am a Bahamian. My people don't get excited when we see A list celebrities. Nikko and Mimi are nobodies to us and we would not even give enough fucks to find out which rental car they used. When she first gave that story of her shit being stolen, I was like bitch please, don't do it. We've had higher profile people pass through without incident. And because we have pre-clearance in our airports, security is even tighter around those bags. So I knew it was a lie from the get go. 

[Brooklynista]

Is tonight the reunion?? I don't want to miss it while I'm busy catching up on old dvr crap.

[Brooklynista]

A three part reunion?? Have we ever seen this before?

I have to rewatched before I can comment. Only thing I have so far...I swear I have the same jacket as Benzino and why the hell was Erica so damned upset!

If Scrappy popped by to give you the good-good, and you took the good-good, why is she so angry? Just to toss it in "The Bam's" face?