Season 9 Live Posting Thread

[CletusMusashi]

New opening theme to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Come and snicker at the story of a once-great show

It used to be amazing, nowadays you wouldn't know

But it's Sunday so we're drinkin' up hooch

and hope Kirkman don't decide it's time to kill the pooch

Daryl's, that is. Keep Dog. Kill Henry.

They've lost Heath, Maggie, Sasha, Carl, Neil, and Rick

The cast are swimming off like rats aboard a sinking ship

Rick said "Cor! Blimey! Mate, me contracts over," then he

rode off on dumpster fanny; now the star is fuckin' Henry

Prince, that is. Stupid hair... wandering...

Just stay inside, whiny boy!

Edited March 25, 2019 by CletusMusashi

[raven]

Are you ready for a Walking Dead fair??

[2FarGone]

Man, I must have been lit last week because I didn't even realize Michonne found Rick's Python. Hey yall btw.

[raven]

Just now, 2FarGone said:

I didn't even realize Michonne found Rick's Python

That's how she got RJ 😏

[MrsRafaelBarba]

31 minutes ago, CletusMusashi said:

New opening theme to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Come and snicker at the story of a once-great show

It used to be amazing, nowadays you wouldn't know

But it's Sunday so we're drinkin' up hooch

and hope Kirkman don't decide it's time to kill the pooch

Daryl's, that is. Keep Dog. Kill Henry.

They've lost Heath, Maggie, Sasha, Carl, Neil, and Rick

The cast are swimming off like rats aboard a sinking ship

Rick said "Cor! Blimey! Mate, me contracts over," then he

rode off on dumpster fanny; now the star is fuckin' Henry

Prince, that is. Stupid hair... wandering...

Just stay inside, whiny boy!

:DEAD: 

[CletusMusashi]

2 minutes ago, raven said:

That's how she got RJ 😏

I am officially here and now claiming "Colt Python" as my porn-star name.

[SimoneS]

I am very excited about tonight's episode.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Hey Everyone!

Ready for tonight's festivities? 

[2FarGone]

4 minutes ago, MrsRafaelBarba said:

Hey Everyone!

Ready for tonight's festivities? 

As always. 

[Zombness]

Good evening everyone!  Ready to go the Fair?

[2FarGone]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Good evening everyone!  Ready to go the Fair?

What could go wrong? 

[2FarGone]

Damn and hour 25 episode. Next week is the season finale right?

[OrigamiNightmare]

Just now, 2FarGone said:

Damn and hour 25 episode. Next week is the season finale right?

yup

[Gobi]

As villains go, Alpha is a piker.

Edited March 25, 2019 by Gobi

[Zombness]

Almost forgot to put the  CC  to hear what the Whisperers say!

2 minutes ago, OrigamiNightmare said:

yup

Unfortunately!

[DixonVixen2359]

Good evening everyone 

[2FarGone]

Kudos for the the whisperers for not barfing from the stench of the skin.

[hurleyteddy]

Hello loves! 

That song...you are now my best friend

[Zombness]

New people?

[Gobi]

More new characters?

[CletusMusashi]

She said "wood."

[raven]

Who are Man-Bun and Not-Laura-Dern?

[nodorothyparker]

Welcome to the show.  We'll start you off with some randos you've never seen before.

[SoSueMe]

Hi everybody! Who are these pretty people I wonder?

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Red Shirts.

[chick binewski]

Hi all. Thank the gods old and new I have 2 bottles of wine and some Finlandia for backup bc we got an hour 25 minutes of this.

 Also, FAIR!

[tennisgurl]

Lets all go to the fair! I feel like its going to go without any problems or anything...

[raven]

The Fair!

omg the twinkly music bodes nothing good, folks.

That's the end of that - Happy Anniversary!

[hurleyteddy]

Oh god I don’t care about these people 

[AngelaHunter]

Who are these young lovers celebatating their anniversary as they head to the FAIR?

[CletusMusashi]

Oh, just drop the anvil on them already.

[tennisgurl]

Poor Red Shirts.

[gatopretoNYC]

Hey, Daryl's hair looked nice in that preview scene with Li'l Asskicker!

Whoops! That was left from last week.

Ahoy hoy! Got my well-chilled white wine, and some cookies - ready to go!

oh hell, this nice couple that we never saw before are so gonna die...

[Ohwell]

Welp.  That didn't last long

[2FarGone]

Just now, AngelaHunter said:

Who are these young lovers celebatating their anniversary as they head to the FAIR?

Worm food.

[SimoneS]

Fucking Alpha.

[hurleyteddy]

Oh good they’re dead

and gross

[Primstone]

figured they didn't make it to the fair

[SoSueMe]

1 minute ago, MrsRafaelBarba said:

Red Shirts.

yep

[tennisgurl]

Damn, why not have them talk about how they plan on spending their retirement party tomorrow, have just gotten pregnant, AND have them slip on some red shirts while your at it?

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Grand Opening!

Grand Closing!

[chick binewski]

I guess we'll be seeing more of the new people. Unfortunately they'll be attached to whisperers.

[2FarGone]

Hope they didn't get paid as extras. lol

[AngelaHunter]

Just now, CletusMusashi said:

Oh, just drop the anvil on them already. 

Done. Goodbye young lovers. Are TPTB reading this forum? They stole my "Lydia, Oh, Lydia" song.

[CletusMusashi]

So are they going to disguise themselves as normal humans to go to the fair? "Hello. Yes. I am your friend, whose name and voice I do not currently remember. The stitches and blood-soaked hair? Just a new thing I'm trying." Bonus points if they wear the normal person masks over their zombie masks.

[Primstone]

2 new characters are introduced to the Walking Dead, Aaaaand, their dead

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Time for a drink.

[tennisgurl]

So is this episode so long because of these mini stories of random people who are doomed to die?

[SoSueMe]

1 minute ago, SimoneS said:

Fucking Alpha.

Aw, maybe she needed a makeover with Nicole Kidman look a like's face.

[chick binewski]

Matthew McConaughey is officially annoying me more than Courtney Comefindme and SheShed.