S03.E02: A Perfect Storm

[OnceSane]

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The crew must fend off demanding charter guests in order to keep Captain Sandy at bay after receiving complaints; a guest excursion to Capri allows Joao and Kasey to get to know each other; an intense storm strikes.

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

Do the bitter old hags fall off the boat ?  

[heatherchandler]

15 minutes ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

Do the bitter old hags fall off the boat ?  

Please god!

[mbaywife123]

Bring on the low class, no starch, hospitality checking no bowls "nutters".

I can't wait to read everyone's comments (so great last week) and have another go at them again myself!

[Mindthinkr]

I wonder if the sick stew will make it until the end of the episode. With a storm brewing and her seasickness began on smooth sailing it doesn’t bode well. 

Edited May 23, 2018 by Mindthinkr

[Gem 10]

The red headed no starch pain in the ass reminds me of one of the wicked stepsisters in Cinderella.  Wah wah wah.

[Martinigirl]

She really isn't doing her business any favors....nor is the artist.

[Martinigirl]

Kasey sounds like my husband. 

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Martinigirl said:

Kasey sounds like my husband. 

I hope you don’t mean the no sex in 8 years part! 

[Martinigirl]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

I hope you don’t mean the no sex in 8 years part! 

Yep! LOL!

[mbaywife123]

Was that a "bowl" filled with pasta at the al Capri restaurant. Look out al Capri your chef is about to get lambasted and you will be comping that table of rude women for their lunch.

[Mindthinkr]

Well they liked the house wine. Did they pour it for themselves? I was kind of hoping that the squalls would last so long that they wouldn’t make it back to the boat sparing Sandy for having to eat dinner with them. But no....it’s a birthday dinner that needs cake! 

[Neurochick]

Too bad those heifers didn't fall off the boat.

[Mindthinkr]

I think that production screwed with their preference sheets. 

[Neurochick]

5 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

I think that production screwed with their preference sheets. 

I doubt they even know what they put on their preference sheets.  It's like people who say, "I'm a vegan!" but when it comes to eating, they're not.

What's with that blonde woman who says she hates seafood, but on her preference sheet, she loves seafood.  Go Sandy, show her, her own sheet, what a nutjob.

I think Hannah is over the job, but she likes traveling the world so there she is.

What's with that stew being so seasick?  I wonder if she'll wind up leaving.  Some people get very seasick and no matter what happens they can't shake it. 

Edited May 23, 2018 by Neurochick

[Martinigirl]

Give the bitch a grilled cheese!!!!!!!!

[Neurochick]

2 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Give the bitch a grilled cheese!!!!!!!!

She probably doesn't eat cheese, or bread!

[Martinigirl]

Just now, Neurochick said:

She probably doesn't eat cheese, or bread!

LOL! 

[Mindthinkr]

Whatever you do don’t give her chicken. She stated she hates chicken. 

I’m glad Sandy read the sheet to her and is now going to defend her crew. 

[Martinigirl]

I feel badly for Adam.....that's how rude/awful these guests are!

[Mindthinkr]

I remember (from last week) that these guests were having dinner with the Captain on their last night. Tomorrow won’t come soon enough for the crew. I’d say us viewers but they are so bad that they’re entertaining. 

[Gem 10]

Kasey should of stayed on shore and called it a day.  Her head is constantly in the bucket.

[Neurochick]

Bye Kasey.  Why the fuck did she even take this job if she gets that sick?

[Martinigirl]

Geez, I wonder why they're all still single?

[Mindthinkr]

Even the orchids were looking down because of the guests. Toxic air from what kept coming out of their mouths. 

[Neurochick]

"More attention to details of preference sheets?"  Maybe YOU should tell that to YOUR friends, heifer!

[Mindthinkr]

^^^ Wish I could give you many likes on that comment @Neurochick

[dosodog]

32 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Kasey sounds like my husband. 

 

30 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

I hope you don’t mean the no sex in 8 years part! 

 

29 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Yep! LOL!

I am crying/laughing/not being able to breathe because of this exchange. 

The blonde lady was something else.  Just hand her a box of Captain Crunch.

[Martinigirl]

Just now, dosodog said:

 

 

I am crying/laughing/not being able to breathe because of this exchange. 

The blonde lady was something else.  Just hand her a box of Captain Crunch.

But not in a bowl!

[mbaywife123]

4 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

"More attention to details of preference sheets?"  Maybe YOU should tell that to YOUR friends, heifer!

I wish Capt. Sandy would have a have told her that her (Sandy's) preference sheet would specify Nichelle and her guests as dislikes.

[Gem 10]

Well, I was contemplating a cruise this summer, but just changed my mind.  Thanks Kasey.

[Martinigirl]

4 minutes ago, mbaywife123 said:

I wish Capt. Sandy would have a have told her that her (Sandy's) preference sheet would specify Nichelle and her guests as dislikes.

I wish she would have flipped her off....with both hands

Like I do when my hubs asks for sex  :)

Edited May 23, 2018 by Martinigirl

[dosodog]

Just now, Martinigirl said:

But not in a bowl!

No more drinking liquids in this forum for me!

Because now I have to find a screen cleaner. 

Do you know how much fun we and this show would have if they brought this forum on as charter guests? 

I'm willing to sleep on a deck chair.  Not getting stuck with the Ramona/Sonja RHONY edit.

[Martinigirl]

WTH! Wasn't blondie just blowing chow for 2 days? 

WOW!!! I thought the charter guests were assholes?! What a dick!

Edited May 23, 2018 by Martinigirl

[Martinigirl]

9 minutes ago, dosodog said:

No more drinking liquids in this forum for me!

Because now I have to find a screen cleaner. 

Do you know how much fun we and this show would have if they brought this forum on as charter guests? 

I'm willing to sleep on a deck chair.  Not getting stuck with the Ramona/Sonja RHONY edit.

I call dibs on the Master Bedroom! 

[Neurochick]

The first cruise I ever went on, I got sick, but then again we got into a storm (going to Bermuda), but two years later when I went on another one in the eastern Caribbean, I was fine.  The last time I got seasick was in January, 2008, after leaving San Juan  (The reason I remember it was because it was the night they counted the votes for the Iowa caucus) but again, it was in a storm that was so bad they couldn't do their show that evening.  It's no fun being sick. 

[Martinigirl]

3 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

The first cruise I ever went on, I got sick, but then again we got into a storm (going to Bermuda), but two years later when I went on another one in the eastern Caribbean, I was fine.  The last time I got seasick was in January, 2008, after leaving San Juan  (The reason I remember it was because it was the night they counted the votes for the Iowa caucus) but again, it was in a storm that was so bad they couldn't do their show that evening.  It's no fun being sick. 

I wonder if we were on the same cruise (s) Half of the dinner staff were down in their rooms sick. Bermuda was a one day storm for us...but so calm the next day same with the Caribbean cruise. 

Edited May 23, 2018 by Martinigirl

[TexasGal]

 Ok, if every thing that happens is going to turn into an “in Zimbabwe” story, someone is gonna need to zip it.

Please Bravo powers that be, I don’t want or need to see someone barfing 24/7.

Edited May 23, 2018 by TexasGal

[dosodog]

11 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

Well, I was contemplating a cruise this summer, but just changed my mind.  Thanks Kasey.

No no no!  Go!  I've done 4.  They're fun and the Caribbean is stunning.  You have any questions, PM me.  I'll help where I can.

10 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

I wish she would have flipped her off....with both hands

Like I do when my hubs asks for sex  :)

I really miss the People's Couch  (OMG!  People's Couch showed up on my words list up above).

You fill a void. 

[Martinigirl]

1 minute ago, dosodog said:

No no no!  Go!  I've done 4.  They're fun and the Caribbean is stunning.  You have any questions, PM me.  I'll help where I can.

I really miss the People's Couch  (OMG!  People's Couch showed up on my words list up above).

You fill a void. 

I wish they would bring that show back! They cracked me up!!!!

[Mindthinkr]

9 hours ago, Gem 10 said:

Well, I was contemplating a cruise this summer, but just changed my mind.  Thanks Kasey.

Ask your MD for Scopolamine patches. They work. Apply behind your ear and your good to go for 24hrs. The trick is to apply one an hour or two before embarking. Seeing the world from the sea is beautiful and oh, the stars at night. 

Edited May 23, 2018 by Mindthinkr
Grammar.

[mbaywife123]

I do okay on lakes and rivers but ocean no way no how.

Also mr. mbay is former Navy and you could not pay him enough to go on an ocean cruise.

[rustyspigot]

Thank God Kasey recovered so she could go bar hopping.

And DON'T TALK ABOUT MY EATING!

Red head suddenly becoming Jim Cantore on the way back to the boat was surprising.

[Fiero425]

1 hour ago, Mindthinkr said:

I wonder if the sick stew will make it until the end of the episode? With a storm brewing and her seasickness began on smooth sailing it doesn’t bode well. 

 

Didn't lift a finger, went to the doctor the last day of charter, but returned in time to receive a tip! Unbelievable no one even groaned! ;-)

Edited May 23, 2018 by Fiero425

[Martinigirl]

OMG! The ditzy blonde  Charter Guest (unbeknownst to her) paid have of that tip. She said the other women screwed her over!

Edited May 23, 2018 by Martinigirl

[Gem 10]

3 minutes ago, dosodog said:

No no no!  Go!  I've done 4.  They're fun and the Caribbean is stunning.  You have any questions, PM me.  I'll help where I can.

I really miss the People's Couch  (OMG!  People's Couch showed up on my words list up above).

You fill a void. 

Thanks, I appreciate the thought.  I've been on three already .. all good; Caribbean also, but three and a half days on the water from New York to Puerto Rico, I had to look in the casino for the husband as I was having a panic attack.  He had to take me out on deck and calm me down.  Claustrophobic I am.  Also need a balcony so I can jump off if I have to.  Haha.  Thanks. Xo

[Fiero425]

1 minute ago, Martinigirl said:

OMG! The ditzy blonde (unbeknownst to her) paid have of that tip. She said the other women screwed her over!

She should bought dinner or a round of drinks at least to make up for people working her shifts! ;-)

[Martinigirl]

1 minute ago, Fiero425 said:

She should bought dinner or a round of drinks at least to make up for people working her shifts! ;-)

NOOOOO....the charter guest said the other charter guests screwed her!

[fifty8th]

Just now, Martinigirl said:

NOOOOO....the charter guest said the other charter guests screwed her!

Where did she say that? Not questioning it just want to read it.

João needs to go, I don't think I can watch him for an entire season.

[HunterHunted]

2 hours ago, dosodog said:

I really miss the People's Couch  (OMG!  People's Couch showed up on my words list up above).

You fill a void. 

As do I.

Joao is a know it all dickcheese.

I really need to transcribe some of the ridiculous things these women uttered about food because none of it really made much sense when you consider the same people who said these things allegedly wrote the preference sheets.

"Nuts!"

"We asked for nuts!"

"I think I have stale pistachios in my edibles."

"Where are our nuts?"

"Do you have any honey roasted?"

"I really wanted almonds."

"Champagne is for breakfast."

"This looks like something my dog would eat."

"Can I have this without pasta?"

"We don't eat starch."

"I want a grilled cheese...with truffles."

"Can we have some spaghetti with this?"

"The house wine is delicious."

"I could just pull a tuna out of the water, plop it on the deck, and just eat it like that."

"So the birthday cake needs to have strawberries."

"I don't eat seafood."

"What is this? Why is mine different?"

"Just make whatever, but not chicken. I don't like chicken."

"I like shrimp."

"I like shellfish."

"Don't talk about my eating."

"I didn't really eat at dinner."

These women were completely awful. And then for the primary to stand there admonishing the crew to pay attention to the preference sheets was the height of delusion. Those preference sheets were like something they filled out in front of their trainers. 

Edited May 23, 2018 by HunterHunted