Spoilers and Speculation: Clink Boom and Cheese Fondue

[Cheyanne11]

11 hours ago, TeeVee329 said:

Oh goody, Sam and Liz are snarling at each other on Monday:

http://abc.go.com/shows/general-hospital/video/spoilers/VDKA3970142

And it's apparently "Dr. Bensch".  Kay.

Liz isn't snarling, though--it's all Sam and whatever is going on with her.  But maybe those vitamins are working because she had an ever-so-slight uptake in her energy level (from dead to comatose, but still, an improvement).

[dubbel zout]

I can never get the clips at the ABCD site to work, no matter what browser I use. Clearly, my laptop is trying to protect me.

[peachmangosteen]

5 hours ago, dubbel zout said:

I can never get the clips at the ABCD site to work, no matter what browser I use. Clearly, my laptop is trying to protect me.

Same.

[ulkis]

http://www.disneyabcpress.com/abc/shows/general-hospital/episodes/73117/

Nothing really spoiler-y.

[dubbel zout]

It hurts to see Elizabeth and Griffin talking. They should be a couple, not Elizabeth and the SERIAL KILLER. Ugh. And Maxie's back! Too bad she'll have to deal with Ask Man Landers and Amy 2.0's ridiculous vendetta.

[HeatLifer]

That guy is still on the show? Fucking hell.

[TeeVee329]

Look at Dr. Michael Easton's black scrubs, he's sooo edgy. #eyeroll

[ulkis]

1 hour ago, HeatLifer said:

That guy is still on the show? Fucking hell.

You'll have to be more specific.

[peachmangosteen]

1 hour ago, HeatLifer said:

That guy is still on the show? Fucking hell.

 

22 minutes ago, ulkis said:

You'll have to be more specific.

LMAO right! That was my first thought, too.

[TeeVee329]

Nothing says soapy summer fun like child abduction! #eyeroll

Also...it's hard to care given it's Spencer. #sorry #notthatsorry

Also also, it clearly wasn't Valentin.  This is like when Nina got accused of kidnapping Avery again.

Edited July 18, 2017 by TeeVee329

[tveyeonyou]

I don't know how accurate Celebrity Dirty Laundry or the Inquisitr but allegedly Aunt Stella's love of her life Marcus is Taggert? http://www.inquisitr.com/4375040/general-hospital-spoilers-will-stella-bring-marcus-taggert-sonnys-sworn-rookie-cop-enemy-back-to-gh/

I wouldn't hate Taggert coming back with Anger Boy coming back at the same time. Plus Taggert's Sonny hate is a thing of beauty. 

Also Sam and Scout may have meningitis? I don't care what Sam has as long as she shoots Sonny, which probably won't happen anywhere except for my dreams.

[peachmangosteen]

5 minutes ago, TeeVee329 said:

Nothing says soapy summer fun like child abduction! #eyeroll

I have no words.

2 minutes ago, tveyeonyou said:

Also Sam and Scout may have meningitis?

LOL.

[dubbel zout]

2 minutes ago, tveyeonyou said:

allegedly Aunt Stella's love of her life Marcus is Taggert

That was my first thought when she said Marcus. I'm not sure how I feel about Taggert coming back. His Sonny/Jason hate was a thing of beauty, but of course he never won. And given how matey Curtis and Jason are, I'm sure Curtis will instantly hate Taggert just because he was so mean to Jason and Sonny. No, thanks.

10 minutes ago, TeeVee329 said:

Also also, it clearly wasn't Valentin.  This is like when Nina got accused of kidnapping Avery again.

So dumb. Ask Valentin, fine, sure. Waterboard him? FFS. And LOL that Jason is involved. Of course the town savior has to be involved. 

[TeeVee329]

If Marcus is somebody, like Taggert, are we in for some crap where Curtis is really Stella's baby and she gave him to her sister?

15 minutes ago, dubbel zout said:

And LOL that Jason is involved. Of course the town savior has to be involved. 

Presumably because Sonny asked.  Way to stay out of the biz, Jase.

[Cheyanne11]

16 minutes ago, dubbel zout said:

 

So dumb. Ask Valentin, fine, sure. Waterboard him? FFS. And LOL that Jason is involved. Of course the town savior has to be involved. 

Of course, of course.  Another instance of Sonny clearing his throat and Jason running to the rescue.  Can these two just get married already?  They're the OTP.

[Chairperson Meow]

15 minutes ago, TeeVee329 said:

If Marcus is somebody, like Taggert, are we in for some crap where Curtis is really Stella's baby and she gave him to her sister?

Presumably because Sonny asked.  Way to stay out of the biz, Jase.

I always thought Curtis reminded me of Taggert.  That would be a good twist.  

Dude.   BM Jason actually  being AJ  would be such a soapy reveal after all the Sonny/ Carly clinging to him and asking him for stuff.  

[ulkis]

Celebrity Dirty Laundry is a bullshit site.

So far Laura is failing pretty hard at taking care of Spencer. Sorry, Laura!

[TeeVee329]

Surely that fancy boarding school has a summer program!  We'll all chip in!

[dubbel zout]

1 hour ago, TeeVee329 said:

Presumably because Sonny asked.  Way to stay out of the biz, Jase.

I also find it amusing that Sonny is involved. I know Spencer is his nephew, but they only ever interact as a plot point. I always have to stop and remind myself they're related and Sonny could be involved for that reason.

I'm sure Sam will be on board with Jason butting in here because it's for Spencer. We all know how much she loves him.

[ulkis]

I wouldn't count Jason beating the shit out of Valentin as getting back in the biz. That's a personal favor, from one friend to another. <3

It is, however, more shit where Jason is more prominent than he should be. Sometimes I miss Ron, sue me.

Edited July 18, 2017 by ulkis

[TeeVee329]

Maybe Carly'll weigh in.  "He's my best friend...Carol?...Christine?...Charlene?...anyway, my best friend's son!"

[ulkis]

That would be hilarious if Jason said something like, "for Courtney's sake, I'm going to do this."

[tveyeonyou]

So damn tired of Sonny in every storyline whether it makes sense or not.  I hope Jason waterboarding Valentin is the straw that loads Sam's gun and she goes after Sonny already.

Since there's another jaw-dropping twist (that'll change Port Charles forever) is it going to be Nikolas kidnapping Spencer? 

[HipOldBat]

7 minutes ago, tveyeonyou said:

 

Since there's another jaw-dropping twist (that'll change Port Charles forever) is it going to be Nikolas kidnapping Spencer? 

Since (if true) it won't be Tyler Christopher playing him, I don't care.  :-(

[TeeVee329]

Maybe Spencer kidnapped himself, wouldn't be the first time.

[Cheyanne11]

10 minutes ago, TeeVee329 said:

Maybe Spencer kidnapped himself, wouldn't be the first time.

Or the camp counselor who really, really, really just wanted to put on a kick-ass production of "Cats."

[Mrs. Stanwyck]

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Maybe Carly'll weigh in.  "He's my best friend...Carol?...Christine?...Charlene?...anyway, my best friend's son!"

We've referred to her for so long as "she who shall not be named" that I legit could not remember her name until I read Ulkis' post.

[Oracle42]

43 minutes ago, tveyeonyou said:

Since there's another jaw-dropping twist (that'll change Port Charles forever) is it going to be Nikolas kidnapping Spencer? 

Probably. I guess FV hasn't given up on Princess Ava. I really thought we'd dodged that particular bullet

[dubbel zout]

Is Hayden still Princess Cassadine?

[LadyDot]

I am all in favor of Burton taking on the role of Nicholas Cassadine Who has been colluding with Valentin since the beginning.

[TeeVee329]

Maybe it's Britt!

*ducks tomatoes thrown by jsbt*

[Melgaypet]

It's not nice to tease me with the possibility of a Taggert return.

[jsbt]

1 hour ago, TeeVee329 said:

Maybe it's Britt!

*ducks tomatoes thrown by jsbt*

Fuck Britt!

I am assuming Spencer kidnapped his dumbass self, yes. UUUGHHHHHH

[nilyank]

6 hours ago, TeeVee329 said:

Maybe Spencer kidnapped himself, wouldn't be the first time.

Where is Chandler. Because he has the greatest motive of wanting to putting Spencer on ice for while.

Although that basement looks the same that Maxie was kidnapped by Valentin's man who kidnapped her by mistake looking for Claudette.

[TeeVee329]

Just now, nilyank said:

Where is Chandler.

He won big at Felicia and Mac's poker night so he took the day off!

[dubbel zout]

7 minutes ago, nilyank said:

Although that basement looks the same that Maxie was kidnapped by Valentin's man who kidnapped her by mistake looking for Claudette.

It's probably the same set as the old Spencer house basement, just cleaned up.

[ulkis]

6 minutes ago, dubbel zout said:

It's probably the same set as the old Spencer house basement, just cleaned up.

No, the Spencer house basement and Maxie and Spencer's basement are different, unless they severely re-did it.

3 hours ago, jsbt said:

Fuck Britt!

I am assuming Spencer kidnapped his dumbass self, yes. UUUGHHHHHH

Apparently it's some Sonny enemy called Garvey. Garrrrvey.

[TeeVee329]

7 minutes ago, ulkis said:

No, the Spencer house basement and Maxie and Spencer's basement are different, unless they severely re-did it.

Apparently it's some Sonny enemy called Garvey. Garrrrvey.

Ugh, isn't Garvey that dude from Puerto Rico?

[nilyank]

6 minutes ago, ulkis said:

Apparently it's some Sonny enemy called Garvey. Garrrrvey.

Garvey kidnapped Spencer. Not Josslyn or Avery who are less of a headache than Spencer where the story could be tied in to actual story going on. But no let's have random Sonny enemy kidnap random Sonny's relative.

Seriously, why not Rocco.

[TeeVee329]

So Valentin can be villainized and then vindicated?

[Oracle42]

Poor Valentin, he's going to be a suspect just because he actually tried to kidnap Spencer that one time, and has recently  threatened him

[dubbel zout]

I'm not sure he's been all that villainized. As usual, the show is afraid to paint anyone too negatively.

[jsbt]

At least Guza made a lot of those mob guys stand out.

3 hours ago, dubbel zout said:

I'm not sure he's been all that villainized. As usual, the show is afraid to paint anyone too negatively.

Despite his being hyped as The Worst Cassadine Ever and then coming on killing Nikolas! Dumb as fuck! TBH I'd almost be tempted to reveal he is some clueless dupe of the real Valentin (the stablehand's deformed kid who got fed a BS story about being the Cassadine heir or something) and kill him off, bring some other very different dude on sometime.

9 hours ago, LadyDot said:

I am all in favor of Burton taking on the role of Nicholas Cassadine

I read this as "Burton taking on the role of Spencer Cassadine"

Edited July 19, 2017 by jsbt

[TeeVee329]

11 hours ago, Oracle42 said:

Poor Valentin, he's going to be a suspect just because he actually tried to kidnap Spencer that one time, and has recently  threatened him

Maybe this will bring him and Nina back together, since the exact gawd damn thing happened to her when Avery got kidnapped the second time.  "So just because I kidnapped her last time and I just got out of a mental institution, I'm a suspect?!?! "  Um...yes?

Edited July 19, 2017 by TeeVee329

[dubbel zout]

9 hours ago, jsbt said:

19 hours ago, LadyDot said:

I am all in favor of Burton taking on the role of Nicholas Cassadine

I read this as "Burton taking on the role of Spencer Cassadine"

That is some extreme SORASing, but I'm in!

[TeeVee329]

Super lame magazine spoilers I saw on Twitter:

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Sonny gets a tip about Spencer and heads into what he knows in a dangerous situation to bring his nephew home. #GH

Sam decides she needs to eliminate Sonny in order to protect her family. Jason learns her diagnosis and forces her to seek her. #GH

Maxie surprises Nathan but he decides to keep his moonlighting as Man Landers a secret. #GH

Edited July 19, 2017 by TeeVee329

[dubbel zout]

Zzzzzzzz. Way to keep the summer audience happy, Frank.

[ulkis]

Are they gonna act like keeping the Man Landers secret is a big deal? 

[TeeVee329]

So if Sam's already being diagnosed and forced to seek help by Jason, is that really all they brought "Dr. Bensch"/JDP in for, that one little appearance?  Or was that just planting a seed for later?  Or maybe the arc got cut short by the Steve Burton return?  I'm so confused.

Edited July 19, 2017 by TeeVee329

[dubbel zout]

Maybe the JDP appearance was simply a favor to him? Like it pushed him over the minimum necessary for health insurance? It's definitely really weird.