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1 hour ago, WireWrap said:

it just took her a few seconds to process the accusation.

 

 

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dosodog
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A flashback in the limo with Martin!  I like Martin.   Well finally some consequences for Lisa.  Kim's your meal ticket.  She is.  That and your plastic bag of xanax.  Ya vile piece of sonething

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WireWrap

Eileen, STFU! When you ask someone a question you need to close your mouth and let them answer it! She, Rinna and Erika drive me crazy doing this. All 3 ask will ask someone they are upset with a ques

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Is this 2017 or 1917?

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18 minutes ago, steelcitysister said:

 

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Dorit thinks before she responds, unlike Rinna that just spews any ole thing out of her mouth! LOL

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NeverLate

NeverLate

41 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

Dorit thinks before she responds, unlike Rinna that just spews any ole thing out of her mouth! LOL

 

41 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

Dorit thinks before she responds, unlike Rinna that just spews any ole thing out of her mouth! LOL

She does, and as I said before, she didnt need Giradi and the soapy twins to help her out..LOL

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Fake, insecure, slutty, trashy, no talent, drag queen, gold digger who's married to an old, short, fat fart, who looks like a troll.

UGH, he does look like a troll. No wonder they sleep on different continents..ROFL

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AndySmith

AndySmith

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versus southerners who think that tea should only be served iced

It tastes better with vodka when the tea is iced...

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Dorit meant that as a jooooooooke

That British humor we don't get...

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She probably loved them - PERFECT for her. Suits her slutty personality.

Naaaah, obviously, from her reaction she didn't love them lololol

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Nahhhhh. She was thrown for a loop, it happens to all of us, and nothing more

Nahhhhh, not if felt that strongly about it. Dang, LVP and Kyle were both more animated about it. Maybe Dorit was induced at the time? ;)

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wheresmypizza

wheresmypizza

Postmortem thoughts on this season...

LVP: MVP. Most authentic she's ever been. The friendship with Kyle and Mauricio is, and has always been genuine, if a bit bumpy. Vanderpump Rules has allowed her to think of this one as a bit of a toss-off. And best use of her platform ever. No doggie shall be left behind. Or child, for that matter.

Kyle: First runner-up. Person I'd most like to hang with. The one who keeps the cool head when all around her are losing theirs. Tired AF of 'my sister' (God just call her Kim for the Love), but can't quit her. The one that had the best and most authentic reaction to Eden. Most deserving of her station in life, now.

Rinna: The Hustler. Earning that paycheck, Mrs. HarryHamlin. Other than the fact that she can OWN KIM RICHARDS, there is no reason for her to continue this show. Because without Kim, she has nothing, and Kim IS NOT ON THIS SHOW. Throwing out coke accusations is a pretty smart move, actually. It keeps her in the conversation and she and Dorit have a storyline for next season. Which brings me to...

Dorit: Hated her in the beginning. Thought her smug, pretentious, stupid faux accent and ridiculous antics were cringe inducing. Until she took on Erika...

Erika: You showed up to a mixed company cocktail party wearing a micro-mini and no underwear. When asked, you not only admitted, but practically shrieked that fact. (BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY). Most parties at said gathering were pretty darn discreet. PK tries to be as gentlemanly as he can, but, you know, SNATCH. Dorit probably shouldn't have taken it to another level. Noted. BUT. Erika? I truly think you need serious help. I think your marriage is weird and you are not respected at home. There's a reason you flew off the handle about this. I think Tom did think you did that exhibitionist shit on purpose and he called you on it. Hence, the meltdown at dinner in Hong Kong. You are lonely and have developed a personae to salve the wounds, whatever they are. Fine. Just don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. Don't tell me you give zero fucks when it takes a paid entourage to get you out of bed in the morning. Don't tell PK to go the fuck away when he had a very well thought out and articulate (IMO) defense of his wife. You are jealous AF of real folks that are real married couples, and it shows.

Eileen? I loved you once. If only. If only.

Eden? Please never bring your judgy, botoxed, ridiculously entitled and presumptuous self to my table again.

Kim: GET OFF OF MY TV ONCE AND FOR ALL FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND TAKE YOUR BUNNY/DOG/DRAMA/SOBRIETY/THIS IS MY ONLY MEANS OF A PAYCHECK SO I BAIT LISA RINNA SHIT.

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Mindthinkr

Mindthinkr

6 hours ago, AndySmith said:

It tastes better with vodka when the tea is iced...

Really? Never tried that. Now maybe an Arnold Palmer....

 

5 hours ago, wheresmypizza said:

Kim: GET OFF OF MY TV ONCE AND FOR ALL FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND TAKE YOUR BUNNY/DOG/DRAMA/SOBRIETY/THIS IS MY ONLY MEANS OF A PAYCHECK SO I BAIT LISA RINNA SHIT.

Andy is beginning to be her biggest enabler of all by keeping her on this show. She should be concentrating on her own life sans housewives. I'm glad for her that she has a new grandson but if she wants to babysit him and have granny stayovers she has a lot to prove to her daughter about how her past behavior is just that...past and over and done with. What...doesn't Rinna give us enough drama? We don't need two basket cases. 

Here's novel idea. Either ask the ladies to choose an outfit (dress shoes and purse) or have a small dinner party. A Kentucky Derby Day would be great if they filmed then and the ladies should be required to make their own hats.  Make sure that they do it on a limited budget and without outside help {servers are ok after the food has been cooked by them (or Harry Hamlin in Rinnas case)}. Production would need to get the receipts for us to see. We know that Erika would be a massive fail, LVP makes a killer roasted chicken, Kyle could probably handle it and Mauricio could grill, and  Dorit and PK could serve beans (British Heinz) on toast or burgers with a gold leaf lol. Don't know that they'll ask Eileen and Eden back, but am sure that ED's would be lackluster. Eden might surprise us and have the best of all because she knows that she has the most to prove. 

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KungFuBunny

KungFuBunny

On 4/29/2017 at 10:24 PM, dosodog said:

Oh yeah!  I first saw him in Stargate Atlantis.   There's a Netflix series called Frontier.  He fights the Hudson Bay Fur Co in that one. Conan the Barbarian -- totally eye candy movie and nothing more. 

Most if is stuff is supporting and B type movies.  I think Khal was really his first mainstream role.

Depending on how much screen time he gets, Aqua Man could lead to more things.

Which I am fine with.  Sam Elliot is not going to live forever unfortunately. 

I used to watch Stargate but I don't think I watched when he was on. Was he on at the end of the series?

Interview with GQ about his upcoming role in Aquaman

http://www.gq.com/story/jason-momoa-is-here-to-kick-ass

I asked you and Hunter about the Khal character because of a book I read where the main hero is very similar to Khal. If you enjoy Kristen Ashley - she wrote a book called The Golden Dynasty - Dax Lahn and Khal Drogo Muy yummo

Dorit got her English accent from Davos the Crab King from the book not the series

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KungFuBunny

KungFuBunny

10 hours ago, Martinigirl said:

Then Dorit is an idiot. Would take me a nano second to respond to something I DID NOT DO. 

Reunion doesn't really count as Dorit knew the question would be asked. 

At the Hong Kong dinner..Dorit wouldn't say yes or no..she immediately said

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So now we know about the coke and the Xanax that puts her out for 15 hours

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KungFuBunny

9 hours ago, steelcitysister said:

 

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Dorit is a Fembot?

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Martinigirl

Martinigirl

9 hours ago, chewycandy said:

Did Tom lose a case for you or something? Lol

hahahahaha!!!

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Dying! lololol

8 hours ago, AndySmith said:

It tastes better with vodka when the tea is iced...

That British humor we don't get...

Naaaah, obviously, from her reaction she didn't love them lololol

Nahhhhh, not if felt that strongly about it. Dang, LVP and Kyle were both more animated about it. Maybe Dorit was induced at the time? ;)

looooooool

Vodka makes everything better. 

29 minutes ago, AndySmith said:

That would be good too...

She needs to think harder...

OMG! LOL! ...she needs to think harder.....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

6 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Well you know with Dorit she is ESL (English is her Second Language)

I would say she thinks in American and has to translate it into Bri ish before she speaks out loud...that would be spake ow lahow

LOL!!!!!

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Kallee

Kallee

7 hours ago, wheresmypizza said:

Postmortem thoughts on this season...

LVP: MVP. Most authentic she's ever been. The friendship with Kyle and Mauricio is, and has always been genuine, if a bit bumpy. Vanderpump Rules has allowed her to think of this one as a bit of a toss-off. And best use of her platform ever. No doggie shall be left behind. Or child, for that matter.

Kyle: First runner-up. Person I'd most like to hang with. The one who keeps the cool head when all around her are losing theirs. Tired AF of 'my sister' (God just call her Kim for the Love), but can't quit her. The one that had the best and most authentic reaction to Eden. Most deserving of her station in life, now.

Rinna: The Hustler. Earning that paycheck, Mrs. HarryHamlin. Other than the fact that she can OWN KIM RICHARDS, there is no reason for her to continue this show. Because without Kim, she has nothing, and Kim IS NOT ON THIS SHOW. Throwing out coke accusations is a pretty smart move, actually. It keeps her in the conversation and she and Dorit have a storyline for next season. Which brings me to...

Dorit: Hated her in the beginning. Thought her smug, pretentious, stupid faux accent and ridiculous antics were cringe inducing. Until she took on Erika...

Erika: You showed up to a mixed company cocktail party wearing a micro-mini and no underwear. When asked, you not only admitted, but practically shrieked that fact. (BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY). Most parties at said gathering were pretty darn discreet. PK tries to be as gentlemanly as he can, but, you know, SNATCH. Dorit probably shouldn't have taken it to another level. Noted. BUT. Erika? I truly think you need serious help. I think your marriage is weird and you are not respected at home. There's a reason you flew off the handle about this. I think Tom did think you did that exhibitionist shit on purpose and he called you on it. Hence, the meltdown at dinner in Hong Kong. You are lonely and have developed a personae to salve the wounds, whatever they are. Fine. Just don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. Don't tell me you give zero fucks when it takes a paid entourage to get you out of bed in the morning. Don't tell PK to go the fuck away when he had a very well thought out and articulate (IMO) defense of his wife. You are jealous AF of real folks that are real married couples, and it shows.

Eileen? I loved you once. If only. If only.

Eden? Please never bring your judgy, botoxed, ridiculously entitled and presumptuous self to my table again.

Kim: GET OFF OF MY TV ONCE AND FOR ALL FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND TAKE YOUR BUNNY/DOG/DRAMA/SOBRIETY/THIS IS MY ONLY MEANS OF A PAYCHECK SO I BAIT LISA RINNA SHIT.

Your comments about Erika are SO perfect!

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KungFuBunny

KungFuBunny

Dorit will now be known as DK.

Dorit and her husband have created a new company named DKPK.

These busy entrepreneurs are going into the Adult Entertainment industry. Not what you might first think, it is a new spin on creating items with the IN crowd as its core market

The latest venture are new Bored Games. Yes this is not a typo but a play on words. Games marketed towards the adults who like to socialize but don’t really feel like going out to the club tonight.

The company launch game comes in a box. Almost everything you need is in that box. First a board - well it’s more like a square flat with a reflective surface.

Just like Monopoly each player gets a game piece to identify themselves. Instead of the shoe, the car, and the hat...here we have a straw, a razor, a sieve.

Focus group studies have shown that the adults really get into this game and for some reason fight over the straw. How about that?

It also comes with a deck of cards which lists the same 5 subjects that are discussed over and over again...hour after hour...night after night...day after day. Cutting the deck has dual meaning.

The new game is called Coke Off...here Dorit demonstrates when challenged by another player trying to take her straw away. It is intense.

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Dorit had too much dark makeup around the eyes at the reunion. She was the most pretty when she had the picnic meet with Eileen and at the Hong Kong dinner. When she circles her eyes with the dark kohl she looks like she had a hard night at the club.

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Normades

Normades

On 4/26/2017 at 8:59 PM, chewycandy said:

Sorry, no. 

Saying I don't have an extra pair to spare is different.

I disagree.  If I say - "Let's eat, Grandma." and sit at the dining table or I say "Let's eat Grandma." and walk menacingly toward her with a machete.  Am I saying the same thing?  I say the same words in both instances, but the messages differ greatly.  Intonation, pauses, body language and actions count in communication.  

This point really needs to be put to rest.

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KungFuBunny

KungFuBunny

12 minutes ago, AndySmith said:

They could also brand their own vodka/Red Bull concoction!

And a silver spoon too...or, in honor of the Bentley, maybe a rose gold spoon?

The Focus group didn't like the rose gold spoon unless it was in the shape of a small trowel. It wasn't within the budget to have such an expensive game piece.

Somewhat Lucid Kim...once again showed up early and tried using a language understood only to turtles. She was not allowed to enter. She is still standing outside Kasa Kemsley

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SweetieDarling

SweetieDarling

4 minutes ago, Normades said:

I disagree.  If I say - "Let's eat, Grandma." and sit at the dining table or I say "Let's eat Grandma." and walk menacingly toward her with a machete.  Am I saying the same thing?  I say the same words in both instances, but the messages differ greatly.  Intonation, pauses, body language and actions count in communication.  

This point really needs to be put to rest.

Commas save lives

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Martinigirl

Martinigirl

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5 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Andy's Instagram - who were the ladies wearing

Dorit - Roberto Cavalli

LVP - Walter Mendez

Rinna - Victoria Beckham

Erika - Marc Jacobs

Eden - Halston - maybe vintage?

Did he ask Kyle or Eileen?

Eileen - David Koma

Nobody wants Kyle's fugly dress.

I'm one of the few that actually likes Eileen's dress. 

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chewycandy

chewycandy

56 minutes ago, Normades said:

I disagree.  If I say - "Let's eat, Grandma." and sit at the dining table or I say "Let's eat Grandma." and walk menacingly toward her with a machete.  Am I saying the same thing?  I say the same words in both instances, but the messages differ greatly.  Intonation, pauses, body language and actions count in communication.  

This point really needs to be put to rest.

Which the moderators clearly said should be pages ago. 

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Martinigirl

Martinigirl

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8 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

LOL

Kyle didn't realize how horrible that dress was while they were filming - she should have wanted to brag about that day right?

PS did you actually hear her say David Koma? You have Spock ears!

I actually heard the David. 

I would love a black swim suit in that cut. That's why I looked for the last name.:)

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SCS

SCS

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3 hours ago, Martinigirl said:

Absolutely!

She is not a good walking ad for her stores. 

Does Kyle not own a mirror?????????

 

 

Word on the street: Kyle borrowed Erika's Glam Squad, all of whom told her she was faaaaabulous. She believed them.

3 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

They were/are working with a mixologist to create VaVaVoomdka. Sadly Dorit went and drank some before it was tested properly.

She suffered a severe side affect. Hair was growing out of her chin she had to braid it a la Khal Drogo

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Thought bubbles:

PK: Now, if I move the money to that account before midnight, I'm good. And am I due for another bankruptcy, yet? That chap over there...a potential mark, yes?

Dorit: Ooooh, so this is what it feels like when you take advantage of that orifice!

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KungFuBunny

KungFuBunny

There is a YouTube channel called AfterBuzzTV.

They recap a number of shows and sometimes interview someone from the show.

They taped BH Reunion Part 3 recap and had Eden Sassoon in their studio

She mentions things that happenned that did not air on the show and discusses the reunion.

Eden had a recent Twitter feud with Dorit. It was because Eden had said that Dorit drinks too much. Eden said one of the scenes they filmed was hiking the day after some event. Dorit tells Eden I don’t remember anything that happenned last night. Bravo did not air this scene. Sounds like Dorit gets pretty wasted.

She can’t say she thinks Dorit does coke but she does believe there was probably drug taking going on at the dinner party.

Regarding Kim a person so soon in the sobriety never speaks of being "healed". Recovery is the rest of your life.

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MVFrostsMyPie

MVFrostsMyPie

On 4/26/2017 at 5:30 AM, thesupremediva1 said:

This is driving me bananas. As someone who has a diagnosed panic disorder and keeps Xanax on me constantly, the stigma these women are giving it makes me angry. It's not some cool designer drug that gives you a high. It literally flattens you out so that you can relax to the point of at least feeling tethered to the earth.

You cannot buy over-the-counter Xanax and it's not exactly popular on the black market. If you have it, a doctor has prescribed it and you have it for a reason. If you take it, it is because you need it to function at normal human level instead of on a full-body-shake, tower-of-terror plane. I have my disorder under control and rarely need the pills, but they are always with me just in case. The notion that one could be a "Xanax addict" is strange. Too much Xanax and you'd be passed out on the floor or dead. It calms you down - so if you're not one of those who is constantly nervous and afraid, you'd literally collapse. It's not a painkiller.

Also, for real, try getting Xanax without a prescription or a bi-monthly doctor visit. It doesn't happen. I travel a lot and I have a "Rinna bag." Most of my Xanax is in prescription bottles, but I always keep a few handy with my Biotin, vitamins, melatonin, etc. There's nothing outlandish about a ziploc of pills and no one at airport security (unless you're at Heathrow in London where security is the highest in the Western hemisphere) is going to stop you for having such a bag with you.

I'd understand the offense if someone said you were addicted to Oxy or something, but Xanax? It makes no sense whatsoever. Christ, that would be like someone saying you're addicted to insulin as a diabetic. Yeah, I've got this horrible habit of trying to live well and productively. Sue me.

I take my Xanax with me wherever I go too! I carry a supply of a few pills in each of my purses. 

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motorcitymom65

motorcitymom65

44 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

I really would love for DKPK to return next season so we can find more info like this.

I would be shocked to see her not return next season. LVP and Kyle both like her, and as much as I think she has some major issues, she has one big thing going for her = she handles herself really well in a confrontation. She plays the "I don't remember, I didn't mean that, I was only joking" thing really well. She also has an asshat of a husband who likes to stir the shit, which can be a plus. And have I said that LVP and Kyle like her? Bravo will keep them until they go through their inevitable $$ problems and are shamed out of BH. 

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KungFuBunny

KungFuBunny

24 minutes ago, motorcitymom65 said:

I would be shocked to see her not return next season. LVP and Kyle both like her, and as much as I think she has some major issues, she has one big thing going for her = she handles herself really well in a confrontation. She plays the "I don't remember, I didn't mean that, I was only joking" thing really well. She also has an asshat of a husband who likes to stir the shit, which can be a plus. And have I said that LVP and Kyle like her? Bravo will keep them until they go through their inevitable $$ problems and are shamed out of BH. 

I think they have money. When PK's company collapsed all that money went somewhere - as into a shell company under Dorit's name or offshore. It will be interesting to see them keep spending and leading an extravagant lifestyle and then the Feds come down on them.

Maybe they can name a future episode DK and PK's BK. That would be LISH!

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