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S07.E21: Reunion Part 3


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2 minutes ago, AndySmith said:

Kim will be the first one there. "Um, Kim, sweetie, what are you doing here? The party doesn't start until tomorrow..."

RHOC and RHONJ have done them, as well.

 

The NJ one was fantastic. The fight between the Joes with the spray on hair rubbing off. LMAO. 

1 minute ago, dosodog said:

Yes!  With challenges!  OMG! YES!

The challenges would be the best part.  I want them having to wade through a mud pit, milk cows...  What else could we torture them with?

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6 minutes ago, crgirl412 said:

I'm ready to see a ski trip from any franchise too!! 

Now, Bravo did make a 3-part ski trip show with Kandi's entire family and Todd's entire family.  It was, of course, a shitshow with the worst behavior coming from the Old Lady Gang. 

The OC already did the ski trip a couple of seasons ago.

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1 minute ago, AndySmith said:

Kim will be the first one there. "Um, Kim, sweetie, what are you doing here? The party doesn't start until tomorrow..."

RHOC and RHONJ have done them, as well.

I'm here to help you set up. I know great energy is coming my way

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I'd love for them to go to Alaska or Siberia

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We could make them go to dinner at Denny's and be seated next to the family that has to keep it real.  They could be subjected to screaming toddlers, mom and dad yelling at each other about their respective affairs and smashing glasses at the table.

Mmmmm hmmm.

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I'm here to help you set up. I know great energy is coming my way

"Heck, I'll even sleep in the bathroom if you don't have any extra rooms available."

"Actually, Kim, we do have a couple of empty bed-"

"I SAID, I'll sleep in the bathroom".

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2 minutes ago, Lisin said:

FWIW Back in the "day" some people I knew who did coke used to call it "going skiing" SO a ski trip could definitely have duel meanings too! 

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I wonder if the slang getting a bump has to do with the moguls on a ski slope

And since Kim & Brandi could become BFFs after this, I say there is hope for a Rinna/Kim/Blue Bunny reunification yet.

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The Rolling Stones used "snow" quite a bit as well, ie, in some of their songs, having a head full of snow meant you snorted up.

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And since Kim & Brandi could become BFFs after this, I say there is hope for a Rinna/Kim/Blue Bunny reunification yet.

Rinna and Kim, maybe. I'm guessing BB is over these bitches.

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12 minutes ago, dosodog said:

We could make them go to dinner at Denny's and be seated next to the family that has to keep it real.  They could be subjected to screaming toddlers, mom and dad yelling at each other about their respective affairs and smashing glasses at the table.

Mmmmm hmmm.

 

No, Chuck E Cheese!  

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17 minutes ago, Lisin said:

FWIW Back in the "day" some people I knew who did coke used to call it "going skiing" SO a ski trip could definitely have duel meanings too! 

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From those same days snow had a very different meaning.  BH is fairly safe though they don't have snow, weather wise so no one can say they were talking about the weather outside.

9 minutes ago, Sai said:

The BH gals did go on a ski trip.  Remember Camille took them all to her gorgeous Colorado home?  

They film in the summer months now, so they would have to go to South America to ski.  Maybe that is what the franchise needs a trip to South America.  Mauricio can go as their Spanish language speaker and Dorit can probably pick up Portuguese in case they wander into Brazil. Of course with Dorit her accent works anywhere.

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4 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

From those same days snow had a very different meaning.  BH is fairly safe though they don't have snow, weather wise so no one can say they were talking about the weather outside.

They film in the summer months now, so they would have to go to South America to ski.  Maybe that is what the franchise needs a trip to South America.  Mauricio can go as their Spanish language speaker and Dorit can probably pick up Portuguese in case they wander into Brazil. Of course with Dorit her accent works anywhere.

 

Well, now I'm picturing this more as a Colin Firth scene from Love Actually.  You know, the scene where they wound up jumping in the lake with the eels?

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38 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

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At the reunion, Rinna said were people doing coke at hour house?

On the next season of BH, Dorit throws a party inspired by her first season experience.

You are formally invited to Kasa Kemsley's White Partay Partay

2 Lord Sugars will make an appearance.

Everybody is excited...especially Somewhat Lucid Kim

Will Boy George be singing his painfully slow rendition of Karma Chameleon? 

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19 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Will Boy George be singing his painfully slow rendition of Karma Chameleon? 

Yes...and this will further excite Somewhat Lucid Kim as she believes BG is speaking directly to her with the special code

She will hear.....Kimma Kimma come here we're on...come here we're on

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Get out the way...move....get out the way

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1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

Yes...and this will further excite Somewhat Lucid Kim as she believes BG is speaking directly to her with the special code

She will hear.....Kimma Kimma come here we're on...come here we're on

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Get out the way...move....get out the way

Time for a touch up?

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I'd like them to take a vacay to (to them) an undisclosed location. Then when they arrive they see that they are going Survivor style. Can you imagine the chaos? No one would be able to make fire, build a shelter and "Hey, nobody told me that I should pack for this!". I'd concede and let them have hammocks to sleep in and sunscreen. I'm on the fence about a port-o-potty. 

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17 minutes ago, AndySmith said:

Yeah, we already covered that upthread. They went to Camille's in Colorado.

Vulture also had a good recap.

http://www.vulture.com/2017/04/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-reunion-finale-recap.html

Lisa Rinna to make a buck should pitch XanaxDu the musical. Instead of rollerskates, she is in house slippers lying on the floor looking up at the ceiling and making floor angels. She can even give Somewhat Lucid Kim a role, playing her part lying on the bathroom floor - but maybe someone should tell her to flip over face up.

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9 minutes ago, AndySmith said:

Too late.

Is it after dinner?

Too bad Ronnie Karam from trashtalktv isn't doing recaps for the finale. They would have been hilarious.

I was wondering about that. I kept looking for Ronnie to do his audiobook recap for each of the reunion parts...but nothing.

I guess he felt they were going to cover it over on the Watch What Crappens Podcast

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1 hour ago, zoeysmom said:

Some enjoyed this author's recap last time I posted it-it is not humorous so no big yucks:  http://observer.com/2017/04/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-season-7-reunion-part-3-dumb-final/  I have to say she expressed some of my thoughts about the Reunion.  Most of all the "bye-bye" comments, never a good look.

I actually found some of what she said pretty funny. I used to love Ronnie Karam's recaps on trashtalk, but I've recently grown tired of his body shaming and tendency to try too hard to be humorous. He's gotten repetitive.  

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3 hours ago, Sai said:

The BH gals did go on a ski trip.  Remember Camille took them all to her gorgeous Colorado home?  

Is this when Taylor sat in some box, said she felt like she was breaking then Adrienne asked her if she was having a nervous breakdown?

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2 minutes ago, crgirl412 said:

Is this when Taylor sat in some box, said she felt like she was breaking then Adrienne asked her if she was having a nervous breakdown?

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You could be right. Doesn't she go into the hot tub outside with Kyle? This is also about the time she made up with Kim.

The scene I first thought of was Lisa in FUR talking about her creaky beaver

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Ronnie Karam stated he does not do RH Reunions,  A loss for those who enjoy him.  One last Reunion recap:  http://observer.com/2017/04/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-season-7-reunion-part-1-poor-little-rich-girls/

I had a problem with the Reunion because they were all over the place, not in a good way.  How sad these women don't even rate a "package".  I guess they knew going in they had been renewed and just put on a shit show.

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3 hours ago, diadochokinesis said:

No, Chuck E Cheese!  

The Housewives would give the brawlers at Chuck E Cheese a run for their money:  flipping tables (NJ), smashing glasses (BH), pulling hair (MIA), police being called (NJ), physical threats (ATL), screaming vile things at each other (ALL OF THEM).  

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I just read the Vulture recap and totally forgot about the Ken/Lisa pillow on Max's bed they showed on the reunion

Was that British Humor or American Horror?

Thank God at least Vulture recapped the reunions, even if Ronnie didn't (here's hoping he changes his mind in the future).

It was both?

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6 minutes ago, AndySmith said:

Thank God at least Vulture recapped the reunions, even if Ronnie didn't (here's hoping he changes his mind in the future).

It was both?

https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappens/442-rhobh-accountability-smoothies

https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappens/437-rhobh-little-orphan-bunny

https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappens/432-rhobh-re-vagunited-it-feels-so-good

Not sure if these work...Ronnie & Ben had their podcasts - one for each reunion part

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3 minutes ago, AndySmith said:

Oooh...will give them a listen to later. Thanks!

You're welcome. I love them

Have you never listened to their podcasts? Ronnie and Ben both do impressions.

Above I posted top to bottom - Part 3, 2, 1

They are usually 1 hour plus each

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59 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Part 3 is very funny a little long, they nailed what an ass Eileen is and how phony her soap persona is.  Of course the pointing out Rinna's flaws is easy.  The tactile references to LVP were pretty funny as well. 

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2 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

I just read the Vulture recap and totally forgot about the Ken/Lisa pillow on Max's bed they showed on the reunion

Was that British Humor or American Horror?

Ummm.... I mentioned the pillow back on page 5! I went with humour as I imagined the reaction it would get from one of my sons!

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7 hours ago, motorcitymom65 said:

Rinna came on as LVP's friend. According to LVP, they had been friends for over 20 years. Rinna was actually closer to Kyle (although she hadn't known her as long). Eileen was introduced the same season, during a lunch with Rinna, where they met to "catch up". They have known each other forever. Since Rinna already knew some of the gals and was already a regular at lots of their parties and such (she has said she has attended every one of Kyle's White Parties since the first one), she was able to introduce Eileen to the group even though she was new to the actual show. 

 Oh wow!  The dots are no longer connecting appropriately!  Lol!  Friends introducing friends to come on the show and they don't get along as friends on the show??!! It's either B.S. for reality TV or ??? I don't know? I want REALITY..

I guess I'm just asking for something that will never happen. But I think we're expecting a total eclipse of the sun or moon this month, right?

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33 minutes ago, CrinkleCutCat said:

Ummm.... I mentioned the pillow back on page 5! I went with humour as I imagined the reaction it would get from one of my sons!

Sorry crinklecutcat!

I do remember thinking it was weird when I watched the reunion, but totally forgot about the pillow by the time I started posting on this thread

So reading the Vulture recap just reminded me as Brian Moylan mentions it in his recap

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16 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Sorry crinklecutcat!

I do remember thinking it was weird when I watched the reunion, but totally forgot about the pillow by the time I started posting on this thread

So reading the Vulture recap just reminded me as Brian Moylan mentions it in his recap

I couldn't get past the fluffy pillows. WTH!?

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3 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

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You could be right. Doesn't she go into the hot tub outside with Kyle? This is also about the time she made up with Kim.

The scene I first thought of was Lisa in FUR talking about her creaky beaver

That's it!!! 

I don't remember a hot tub nor the skiing for that matter!! 

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I think it's the same pillow we saw at Vanderpumps Pets. 

Amongst the fluffy pillows on the bed, in bachelor Max's condo, is a pillow with mummy and daddy on it.

I'm sure that's going in a closet. 

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2 minutes ago, crgirl412 said:

That's it!!! 

I don't remember a hot tub nor the skiing for that matter!! 

It was maybe more like a heated outdoor pool. Taylor was crying to Kyle. They were both had their elbows on the side of the pool...I remember seeing snow around them (the non Kemsley kind)

Then they went back into the house, that's why Taylor is in a bathrobe. At some point, Taylor is on the bed and Kim climbs on. Taylor cries and apologizes to Kim for having been mean to her.

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2 minutes ago, crgirl412 said:

That's it!!! 

I don't remember a hot tub nor the skiing for that matter!! 

I just watched it!

After a lovely day of skiing at Beaver Creek, everyone, but Kyle and Taylor, take a nap.  Kyle and Taylor get the hot tub, drink wine and Taylor discusses how unhappy she and Russell are.

They go inside. Kyles in the bathroom doing her make up and Kim is napping.  Taylor throws herself on the bed next to Kim, drunkenly apologizes and then climbs into a suitcase in the closet. 

They get her out and try to get ready for dinner. But Taylor is freaked because her make up bag is missing.  They find it!

Adrienne gets real close to very drunk Taylor and tells her she's having a nervous breakdown. 

The end.

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3 minutes ago, dosodog said:

I just watched it!

After a lovely day of skiing at Beaver Creek, everyone, but Kyle and Taylor, take a nap.  Kyle and Taylor get the hot tub, drink wine and Taylor discusses how unhappy she and Russell are.

They go inside. Kyles in the bathroom doing her make up and Kim is napping.  Taylor throws herself on the bed next to Kim, drunkenly apologizes and then climbs into a suitcase in the closet. 

They get her out and try to get ready for dinner. But Taylor is freaked because her make up bag is missing.  They find it!

Adrienne gets real close to very drunk Taylor and tells her she's having a nervous breakdown. 

The end.

I remember thinking what the heck is in that make-up bag....

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3 minutes ago, dosodog said:

I just watched it!

After a lovely day of skiing at Beaver Creek, everyone, but Kyle and Taylor, take a nap.  Kyle and Taylor get the hot tub, drink wine and Taylor discusses how unhappy she and Russell are.

They go inside. Kyles in the bathroom doing her make up and Kim is napping.  Taylor throws herself on the bed next to Kim, drunkenly apologizes and then climbs into a suitcase in the closet. 

They get her out and try to get ready for dinner. But Taylor is freaked because her make up bag is missing.  They find it!

Adrienne gets real close to very drunk Taylor and tells her she's having a nervous breakdown. 

The end.

Your re-cap had me really laughing!! 

Thank you!! 

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