The Quotes Thread: The Library Is Open

[Dirtybubble]

Katya: Snatch Game is the challenge that every fan of RPDR has been waiting for. We put on these giant latex frog costumes and we go through a fiery obstacle course.

 

Katya: Snatch. [mouths VAGINA]

 

THIS.Is why I think Katya has the best talking heads.  Her drag is a little too.... "chewing up the scenery" for me but she seems to be at her best when she's simply being boy Katya

 

 

[Blakeston]

Jaidynn talking about crying so much on tv: That's what I get for making fun of Adore Delano

 

I was a little confused about this one. Did Adore cry a lot?

[Nena]

I was a little confused about this one. Did Adore cry a lot?

 

I don't know that it was a lot, but when she did, it was ugly and on stage in front of the judges.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Katya: Latriiiiiiice! It's like seeing Sharon Stone except, you know, fat and black.

Katya: Ginger and Sasha are giving themselves a masectomy. Tempest and Jaidyn look like Larry Bird and Raven Symone in a permanent butt fuck position. This is the most epic lip sync EVER!

Ginger: This is the Hunger Games: the drag!

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[ElectricBoogaloo]

Ginger: Are you feeling good about it?
Trixie: I'm feeling really good.
Katya: You shouldn't trust that feeling.

Trixie: I always like to be shocking and funny before pretty.
Off camera queen: We know.

Katya: If Mary Elizabeth Matro barely survived a meth lab explosion and then she was cast in a porno musical of Raggedy Ann, that is what I'm giving you.

Fame: Pearl knows what I'm talking about.
Pearl: I don't know what she's talking about.

Edited April 22, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo
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[ChelseaNH]

Nitpick: Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Ha, I was typing as Katya said it and I meant to go back and type the rest of her name afterward but completely forgot!

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Ginger: Violet's Lisa Frank couture.

Ginger: Katya seems to have built an entire forehead out of tape. She is serving Herman Munster realness.

Pearl: Some people call me a slut. But I'm also an alcoholic.

Edited April 22, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo

[editorgrrl]

What did Pearl say in "Prancing Queens"—"flah-say-dah"? Was she trying to say "lah-di-dah"? Ru guessed "laissez-faire"—but mispronounced it.

[JakeyJokes]

She said "fla zay dah" (I was at a bar and that's what the closed captioning). Someone else on the panel suggested she was trying to say "blase". 

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Ru: Eight billion dollars.
Ginger: Is that even a real number?

Ginger: Santino Rice walks through that door and I flood my basement, bitch.

Santino: What's Kennedy's style?
Kennedy: Well, Kennedy is the catsuit queen because I'm an entertainer. I dance.
Ru: Do you know how to make a catsuit?
Kennedy: No, I don't.
Ru: Oh, okay. That's like somebody who loves enchiladas but don't know how to make them.

Ru: I wanted you to meet Santino because you know Santino was also that kid who studied fashion, knew all of the silhouettes. Do you have any questions for Santino?
Violet: Can we go to Red Lobster?

Kennedy: Violet looks like a human gaydar, bitch. What the hell?

Katya: I'm giving you 60s housewife as a stuntwoman, maybe in space, could be an aerobics teacher.

Carson: If Madonna and a marshmallow had a baby.

Katya: 1960s stuntwoman coerced into prostitution on her way to fashion week in Chernobyl.

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[TheLukeP]

Pearl: "My look is more minimal, I didn't want to just glue a bunch of Hello Kitty trinkets to myself... " 

-epic side eye-

Ru: "Was that a read?"

 

 

and I fell down laughing.

[Cosmic Muffin]

Katya, on being eliminated,"Do I have any regrets, regret is a dish best served cold, f*ck, no, that's revenge..."

[JakeyJokes]

Kennedy: This is a hot mess. This is a shitshow. Like ... messy shit. Like, with flies on it.

 

Candis Cayne: Go lower. I need you to give me that '80s, Cheryl Tiegs moves, y'know?

Violet: I was born in 1992.

[editorgrrl]

Candis Cane: Ugh, these queens!

[JakeyJokes]

Trixie: We're gonna top our own expectations of ourselves.

Ginger: Neither of us have ever topped anything.

 

Laganja: So, who's excited for today?
Bianca: I was until I heard your voice.

 

Trixie: Drag queens always say "paint for the back row". I paint for the check cashing place down the street.

 

Kasha: Anyone can be a girl but it takes a lot of balls to be a lady.

Edited June 7, 2015 by JakeyJokes

[Aerobicidal]

This is an oldie from back when the show didn't suck, but I remember laughing so hard when I heard it:

 

Alexis Mateo: Only in America can a woman like me have a freakin' chorizo!

 

I also loved when Santino described one of Courtney's runway looks as "Klaus Nomi Malone" but I will buy 100 bottles of Flazéda by Pearl if anyone can prove he actually came up with that line himself.

[editorgrrl]

I also loved when Santino described one of Courtney's runway looks as "Klaus Nomi Malone" but I will buy 100 bottles of Flazéda by Pearl if anyone can prove he actually came up with that line himself.

I assume the producers feed the judges lines—but they also come up with some of their own. So no need to spend US$12,400 on perfume.

[Cosmic Muffin]

I'm watching Snatch Games on Youtube. Season six had a lot of good lines, but there was one I forgot. Laganja is sounding like a robot Rachel Zoe. In a talking head Trinity asks if RZ really talks like that. There is a pause, and then she says, deadpan,"That's unfortunate."

 

It's really funny.

[Cosmic Muffin]

Rewatching the seasons in preparation for season 8, starting with 7 then 6. I just watched the bridal makeover from season 6 (where they made the grooms up in drag) and Darienne just said,"Courtney's putting her bride in a bathmat muu-muu."

 

Said with such glee and innocence. 

[Cosmic Muffin]

I'm watching parts of the marathon. They just had the rock chick wig challenge. Jujubee just explained that her wig is the end of the week, going to go buy deli meats, and threw everything on look.

 

RuPaul's response,"And when did you lose control of the wig?"

Jujubee "When I got the wig."

Edited March 4, 2016 by Cosmic Muffin

[DollEyes]

Darienne Lake, speaking slowly (at first) to Adore, during the Reading challenge, which Darienne won: "I'm, go-ing to speak ve-ry slow-ly so that you can un-der-stand: [regular voice] "You're dumb."

Edited March 11, 2016 by DollEyes

[pookymama]

Fat. Who cares. Syphilis.

[DollEyes]

Bob the Drag Queen, about Derrick Berry: "Is Beyonce' scared of Britney? Then Bob ain't scared of Derrick." 

Edited March 8, 2016 by DollEyes

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Robbie Turner: Let me tell you a story about flats: NO!

[DollEyes]

This thread wouldn't be complete with the most famous line from Latrice Royale's "Marge, the Lesbian Prison Guard" from "Queens Behind Bars": "Get those nuts away from MY face!!"

 

Another fave from this week's episode is Kim Chi's response to winning the Main Challenge: "Now I can be the Asian tourist I've always wanted to be."

Edited March 11, 2016 by DollEyes

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Bob the Drag Queen: Kim Chi has two left feet and vertigo.

Chi Chi: My daddy beat the hell out of me for having a gun.
Thorgy Thor: Good parenting!

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[Rai]

Thorgy Thor: Good parenting!

I actually thought that was Robbie who said that?  Agreed though!

[DollEyes]

RuPaul, to Chi-Chi, after she won the Main Challenge: "You win a four-day trip to New England."

Chi-Chi: "I get to go overseas?"

[rlc]

RuPaul to Thorgy: 'Thank you for serving Frida Kahlo realness'.

[Haberdasher]

Bob the Drag Queen: Kim Chi has two left feet and vertigo.

 

That's going to be my new phrase to describe someone who can't dance.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Acid Betty: Question is when Shangela returns, what are we going to do?

RuPaul: [Faith Evans] has lived this life, so if you have any questions...
Bob: What's the best hand to slap a ho with?

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[JakeyJokes]

Chi Chi: The other team is very ... NOT BLACK.

[snakenax]

Chi Chi: That wig just looked like a poopoo *bleep* pile. The rats was sucking on that wig, *sucking sounds*

[DollEyes]

 

RuPaul: [Faith Evans] has lived this life, so, if you have any questions...

Bob: What's the best hand to slap a ho with?

 

 Faith: "I'm left-handed,so." 

 

RuPaul, about Chi-Chi, from "Bitch Perfect":  "[she] made me wanna make the Louisiana Purchase one mo'time." 

 

Guest Judge/Empire guest star Tasha Smith, about Bob the Drag Queen's take on Cookie Lyon: "Taraji is going to die. [Empire creator] Lee Daniels is going to die."

 

From "New Wave Queens": 

 

Bob, entering the Work Room: "Purse first." 

 

Guest Judge Chris Stein, about Chi-Chi: "I watch this show all the time and you cannot wear the same shoes for the challenge and the runway." 

Edited March 29, 2016 by DollEyes

[JakeyJokes]

Chi Chi: My perfect man is like 6'4", 200 pounds, short hair ...

Naysha: Is that what your man at home looks like?

Chi Chi: Oh, HELL to the no.

[buttercupia]

watching the marathon prior to the season premiere, I got a chance to revisit one of my favorite moments. Jessica Wild as the Disco Critter, "Time for another deep fried meel!" Kathy Najimi - "Deep fried male?" Yessica, in full out chicken voice-"Male! Co-MEEEE-da!" flap flap flap.  I died.

[DollEyes]

Robbie Turner, to his idol Debbie Harry, in "New Wave Queens": "This is like, huge to me that you're in the room, Miss Debbie Harry. I had a poster [of you] over my bed and my parents really thought I was straight for a minute."

Debbie: "You mean I was your beard?"

[Egg]

"She got a badge for walking children in nature."

 

*fainting gif*

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Marc Jacobs: I really didn't care about the hot glue gun conspiracy.

Michelle: Putting two horse penises on your shoulder doesn't change anything.

Marc Jacobs: I didn't understand the laying of the brooms.

Marc Jacobs: The wigs I thought were a St. Patrick's Day markdown situation.
Todrick: I didn't hate the Grinch pubes wigs.

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[ElectricBoogaloo]

Dance like nobody's booing.

[DollEyes]

Chi-Chi, imitating Bob the Drag Queen: "Jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes." & "Walk into the club purse first-BAM!"

[DollEyes]

Bumping it up with some choice words from the All-Stars Season premiere:

Ginger Minj, throwing shade at S7 winner Violet Chakchi: "I'm wearing a corset. Apparently all it takes to win is a corset so I bought one." 

Alaska, to Detox: "Detox-no really, I mean it. This is your intervention. This needs to stop." 

Alaska, to Adore: "Those other girls are gonna say you have terrible make-up skills, you have no talent and you're dumb as a rock, but they're wrong. You don't have terrible make-up skills." 

Alaska, to Roxxy: "Apparently a diet consisting of nothing but hatred for Jinxk Monsoon does a body good." 

Edited August 28, 2016 by DollEyes

[Dirtybubble]

Its not really a read but my favorite quote of the night has to be and I might be paraphrasing:

Katya "I want to show everyone I've become a monster"  LURVE HER!

[OnceSane]

Katya's read on Roxxxy was everything:

"I think about you all the time…like in the morning…

…when I'm waiting at the bus stop.

 

Too soon?"

Me: *DEAD* 

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Adore: I'm from the hood. I'm from Azusa. I'll stab a bitch.

Katya: Adore Delano - giving you "smell my poonani Poetic Justice" realness.

Ginger: Coco, thank you for proving that orange is the new black.

Adore: I'm going to wear fan underwear.
Alaska: Fan underwear? Like underwear a fan gave you?
Adore: Yeah, on stage.
Alaska: People give you their underwear on stage?
Adore: Yes! "These have always brought me luck!"
Alaska: You're like Tom Jones.
Adore: I'm like David Cassidy.

Tatianna: I have figured a lot of things out, like not to shop at Wet Seal when you're going to come to RuPaul's Drag Race.

Tatianna about Cocoa's dance routine: We all make choices. That was a choice.

Edited August 27, 2016 by ElectricBoogaloo

[ABitOFluff]

Alaska: C'mon, All Stars! Let's get all started, oh kurrrrr...

[AntManBee]

RuPaul: You're all wrong, because it's Porkchop.

[DollEyes]

More goodies from the All-Stars premiere:

Katya, about the extra $10,000 prize for winning the "Lip-Sync For Your Legacy" competition: "This totally changes everything. Nobody's going home this season [or so she thought] and we get $10,000 along with the Grand Prize of $100,000. I could walk away from this competition with at least $350,000. [music stops] I didn't go to fuckin' school for math." 

Katya, in the "Reading" Mini-Challenge, to Coco: " I always wanted to know what the female gremlin would look like in 25 years." 

Coco (laughing): "That was a good one, bitch."  

Katya, to Ginger: "Ginger Minj, in my eyes, the true winner of Season 7-of TLC's I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant."

Adore, to Roxxxy: "It's good to see a filler bitch this season and I'm not talking about that ass." 

Alyssa, about her competition: "Allow me to introduce you to the cast of Monsters, Inc.: Alaska-gutted; Roxxxy Andrews-rotted; Phi Phi O'Hara-gila monster, and that leads us to Coco Montrese-BITCH!!"

Edited August 28, 2016 by DollEyes

[JakeyJokes]

Katya: My waist is cinched, my nose is pinched, and my body is absolutely drenched. In sweat.

Michelle: I am apologizing to you. In front of cameras. I don't even apologize to my children.

Katya:  Some of the girls might be more focused on rehabilitating their reputation rather than just winning the competition. I'm here to show the world that I've turned into a real fucking monster.