Quotes of Tomorrow

[zannej]

Malcolm: We can't just storm into the bank and demand to see the deposit box.

Damien: We absolutely can. We're former members of the League of Assassins.

[Argenta]

On 01/02/2017 at 10:36 AM, zannej said:

Someone please help me with the exact lines-- but when Eobard was talking to Damien about the advantage they had over the Legends and Damien asked to be enlightened and Thawne said something like "Because they're idiots!"

LOL!

Eobard: "The workings of the medallion are lost to history. Trying to get it to reveal its secrets will prove diffcult, plus, we have an additional advantage over them."

Damien: "Enlighten me."

Eobard *bemused D-face* "They`re idiots!"

[Argenta]

Damien to Rip: "Bring the contents of said [safe deposit] box back to us. If you don't, you'll be killed."

Malcolm: "Really?"

Damien: "What?! I'm motivating him."

[paulvdb]

Mick: "Who writes this crap anyway?"

Sara: "Nobody fights like family."

[paulvdb]

Nate: "Hitler ruins everything."

Mick to Washington: "Listen, Georgie, I got some thoughts on the criminal justice system."

[zannej]

That whole intro by Mick was hilarious. It was probably one of my favorite things about the episode.

[bettername2come]

Jax: What does a light switch look like in the year 3000?...yeah I guess there's not many places you could go with a light switch.

 

Mick: Thieves. They have a certain smell.

Martin: Maybe that's just because you didn't bathe.

 

Darhk: The king has left the building. You don't get the reference? Pity.

 

Ray: Just don't call it a lightsaber. Major trademark issues.

 

Mick: Well, as much as Haircut's a pain in my ass, I'm not gonna let him fight alone.

 

Martin: I have more patents than Mr. Rory has felonies, and that's saying something.

 

Jax: We'll let you know when it's time to take control of the evil army.

Mick: Finally, I get to fulfill my destiny.

Martin: God help us.

 

Darhk: Give it up, Raymond. You're a glorified nerd, not a knight.

[legaleagle53]

And what was Nate's line about why he came back to help Ray?  Something along the lines of "I came back to help a friend.  A really DUMB friend."

[bettername2come]

Stein: How many times must I tell you people Mick Rory is not to pilot the ship?!

 

Ray: But I was starving! I needed protein! One egg made me like 70 omelets. I regret nothing!

 

Ray: Do not leave the urine perimeter!

 

Gideon: Am I not what you imagined?

Jax: Well, I always pictured you as a redhead myself, but this is Rip's world I guess we're just living in in, right?

 

Ray: Why do you think I yelled "yoohoo" when I came back to camp?

Nate: Because you're the type of guy who still says "in a jiffy."

Ray: 'Cause I didn't want to interrupt any shenanigans.

Nate: And still says "shenanigans."

 

Rip: It really is difficult to put weight on when you're a film student.

Edited March 9, 2017 by bettername2come

[MarkHB]

Sara: Damn, I'm a bitch in Rip's mind!

[bettername2come]

Thawne: Newflash, Raymond. I don't need superspeed to kick your ass.

 

Mick: Wait. Haircut's on the moon?

 

Mick: Nice voice, Professor.

 

Ray: He's a little tied up at the moment.

Thawne: Ah. Puns. The lowest form of humor.

 

Rip: I was trying to save your lives!

Sara: You put me in a time period where they wanted to hang me for being a witch!

 

Ray: Waverider crew, we are now the proud owners of the last fragment of the Spear of Destiny.

Sara: Copy.

Ray: Copy? That's all I get is a "copy?" Guys, I'm standing on the friggin moon.

 

Ray: And now I know how Matt Damon felt.

 

Thawne: I'm not dying on the moon!

 

Sara: The Waverider's using gravitational inertia to float back to earth. What? I know science.

 

Sara: Drinking alone?

Rip: Only as metaphor.

[bettername2come]

Stein: I believe you. 

Rory: You do?

Stein: Of course not. I just don't want you to hurt me.

 

Ray(?): They're so close they're finishing each others' dire warnings.

 

Snart: Thanks for the tip, Mick.

Mick: I didn't think he was real.

 

Damien: He does, you and animal chick die.

[MarkHB]

Sara: Gideon, plot a course for the Crucifixion!

[bettername2come]

Nate: Those who suffer heal. Everything destroyed gets rebuilt. And our towers grow a little taller every time.

[bettername2come]

Rip: Gideon, I've finally perfected my fondant bows.

 

Nate: Who even names something Legion of Doom?

Mick: You did.

 

Ray: I think actually for it to work, you'd have to shoot him in the head.

Nate: Why would you say that?

 

Ray: Do you have any idea how many toilets I've cleaned? So many!

 

Nate: I don't like the way she's looking at us.

Mick: I like the way she's looking at us. Love the suits.

 

Rip: First, I'm gonna vomit. And second, let's do this.

 

Dahrk: That's the thing about Sara Lance. She never stays dead for long.

 

Cold: Really? Now's the time for a bad guy monologue?

 

Jax: There's just one thing I don't understand, if Thawne made this world to punish us, how are your mom's sandwiches so good?

 

Thawne: Do you have any idea how infuriating it is to know that Merlyn was right?

 

Cold: Bored now. (love the Buffy reference)

 

Nate: My mom's not gonna be cool with that.

[scarynikki12]

Ray:  Ah! I have missed you! 

::kisses Atom suit::

Jax: Really dude? 

Ray: I will never, ever leave you again. 

Jax: Rip, we found the suit. You need to close in on our position before I have to watch Ray do any more weird stuff. 

Rip: En route. 

Ray: Weird stuff? 

Jax: Yeah. You got issues, dude. 

[Jediknight]

Nate: So what are we going to watch first?  I mean after we watch Raiders, clearly his best film.
Ray: Which he never would've made if he hadn't made Star Wars first.
Amaya: Oh, wait, this one sounds cute.  It's called Howard the Duck.
Nate and Ray: NO!

Ray: Gideon, pick the movie.
Nate: We'll watch Raiders after.
Ray: Then Empire.
Nate: Then Last Crusade.

[bettername2come]

Nate: I didn't know Men's Warehouse gave group discounts.

 

Mick (to Caesar): Your salad sucks!

 

Rip: Using your team to do anything is like doing brain surgery with a chainsaw.

 

Ray: Damn it! I mean, darn it! There's a class in session.

 

Nate: Sometimes we screw things up for the better.

Sara: That's a good motto. We should use it.

 

Martin: We came, we saw  - 

Ray and Nate: WE KICKED CAESAR'S ASS!

 

Rip: Not against Julius Caesar who has an entire legion at his command. 

Nate: We're pretty good at taking down legions.

Jax: Damn straight.

 

Ray: I think this deserves a bro hug.

Nate: Bring it.

 

Sara: So I guess you're staying?

Mick: Well, I kinda have to. You'd be dead without me.

[ohjoy]

Quote

Mick (to Caesar): Your salad sucks!

That moment when Mick is me. 

[legaleagle53]

On 10/11/2017 at 4:52 PM, garnetarden said:

That moment when Mick is me. 

Agreed. Never, ever change, Mick!

[Maelstrom]

Mick to Time Bureau agents: Get off me you missionaries!

[MarkHB]

Sara to Stein: "You and Mick take care of this. I trust you."

Stein: "... Why?"

[Maelstrom]

^^ And Sara’s response: “Just go!”

[bettername2come]

Nate: I will raise you one - Amaya!

Mick: Can't bet what's already lost, Pretty.

 

Sara: There's a greater evil coming. Something even the Time Bureau is afraid of. 

*everyone laughs*

Jax: What can be worse than an immortal Egyptian demigod?

Martin: Or an evil speedster?

Ray: Ah, I'm afraid of the time boogeyman!

Nate: I'm literally crying.

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Mick:  "Not so fast.  Nobody kills Haircut but me!"
Ray:  "Aw, thanks Mick."
Mick:  "Sure thing."

Gideon (about Ava):  "What a bitch."
Sara:  "Took the words right out of my mouth, Gideon."
 

[bettername2come]

Sara: How will we be remembered? Will it be for saving the world twice? Nope, we're the team who broke time. That's right, history has been torn to shreds, which means it's up to us to put it back together again piece by piece, fixing these so-called anachronisms before we get torn to shreds. So please don't call us heroes. We're legends. 

 

Nate: We gotta wake her up before she crawls into the engine. Amaya!

Martin: You're not supposed to wake a sleepwalker, especially when they're stuck to the ceiling. 

 

Amaya: What if I summoned a rhino and I crashed through the hull of the ship? Or a lion and I mauled someone?

Martin: Well, if the victim was Mr. Rory -

 

Mick: For some reason, my boss has a bee in her bonnet about protecting you from that water bitch. 

 

Ray: Yep, I'm on her tail. Not literally. I'm following her posterior from a respectable distance.

 

Nate: I can see through my hand.

 

Sara: Get him to his quarters now! Give him some water and maybe his fidget spinner. 

[scarynikki12]

Nate: You didn’t tell me your mom was hot. 

Ray: Why would I tell you that? 

[bettername2come]

Jax: Trust Ray to find the bright side of dying.

 

Mick: I could knock this place off with a water pistol.

Ray: Okay, new plan, keep me away from Mick. I don't want this to be the day I descend into a life of crime.

 

Ray: First I'm a shoplifter, now I'm a truant. This thing is turning me into Rory.

 

Sara: This one's personal. She put me in cocoon.

 

Zari: Do your missions always go this poorly?

Ray: No. No, there was this one time where - no, yes they do.

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

{paraphrasing most of it}

Amaya:  "We're with animal control and received a call that there was some possible wild animal activity in the neighborhood."
Ray's mom:  "Do you know what it could be?"
Amaya:  "That's why we're here, to inspect your house.  It could be a-"
Nate:  "Cougar."
 

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Nate:  "I'm not crying.  I just got some alien goo in my eye."
Sara:  "Yeah, me too."
Nate:  "And now I'm going to go brush my teeth forever."
Ray:  "Heh.  Wait, why??"

[iRarelyWatchTV36]

Ray:  "Hey, you guys are good."
Zari:  "Cmon, we gotta go!"
Ray:  "But they're just getting to the best part.  Ok, gotta go."

[Jediknight]

Sara: "Is that music?"
Ray: "Yeah, Singing in the Rain.  Only the best musical ever."
Mick: "Not as good as Fiddler on the Roof.  I love that show."
*Off of Sara and Stein staring at him*
Mick: "What?"

[scarynikki12]

Ray: You guys have been psychically bonded for over three years. 

Jax: And it’s been no picnic, let me tell you. Last time I got laid afterwards Grey said to me [gruff voice] “well done, Jefferson“. I mean! 

Ray: I could have gone without knowing that. 

 

Mick: One lousy beer for breakfast. 

 

Mick: Vampires. Waited my whole life to kill one. 

::examines stake::

Jax: Do you just carry that around all the time? 

::Mick glares::

Mick: MY WHOLE LIFE. 

[Maelstrom]

Mick: Vampires don’t sparkle.

[kismet]

On 11/9/2017 at 9:48 PM, Maelstrom said:

Mick: Vampires don’t sparkle.

I even liked Nate's reference to sparkling Bella Swan that I think led up to this quote. I love the pop-culture juggernaut that LoT has become where they borrow or reference from so many sources from main stream stuff like Twilight to the more obscure references they have made.

[benteen]

Jax-Stein: "I'm white."

Stein-Jax: "I'm African-American."

Jax-Stein: "You can say black, gray."

[Lugal]

From Phone Home:

Zari: Yeah, well, I'm no hero, and I'm not a member of any team. Besides, I already have you all figured out. The old guy wants to be anywhere but on this ship. These two have some "will they, won't they?" thing going on. Rory's been drunk since breakfast, Jax is wondering if I'm single, and your ship's still mad at me for doing a teeny hack on her subsystems. Now, what's this about one bathroom?

 

Zari (eating her trick-or-treat candy): In my time, the FDA banned all of this.

Ray: They got my letters.

[bettername2come]

Sara: Damn it, that anachronistic corpse was our only lead.

 

Rip: When I permitted the Legends to keep the Waverider - 

Nate: Nobody permits us to do anything.

 

Mick: (without looking up from Dracula) Told you we never should've trusted the Englishman.

 

Damien Dahrk: Who stole my watch?

[Maelstrom]

44 minutes ago, bettername2come said:

Mick: (without looking up from Dracula) Told you we never should've trusted the Englishman.

And Rip’s response: “You do know I can hear you don’t you Mr. Rory?”

Mick thinking: “So?”

[legaleagle53]

9 hours ago, Maelstrom said:

And Rip’s response: “You do know I can hear you don’t you Mr. Rory?”

Mick thinking: “So?”

Yeah, that's Mick, all right. Zero filters and a matching number of fucks to give.  Never change, Mick.  Just you keep doing you!  :)

[Maelstrom]

Grodd mind-controlling Sara: “Kneel before Grodd!”

[bettername2come]

Zari: This is a great gift. Way better than a medal. Cause you can eat it.

[Lugal]

Sara: "There is no Sara, only Grodd"*  She attacks Stein.

Gideon: "She appears to be under some form of telepathic control."

Stein: "You think?"

 

*Nice reference to Ghostbusters there.

[Jediknight]

Nate: "Who needs an army, when you got Legends?"

[Lugal]

Mick: So I'm dead on Planet Nazi?

[Miss Dee]

"I died saving pigs....I think I'm gonna be sick."

[Maelstrom]

OK, technically these ar from Supergirl’s episode, but since it’s our characters I figure it still counts as Legends quotes right? Right. 

Jax: You want me to become the incredible sticky-man?

 

Mick: Professor, your daughter didn’t want me to walk around the house naked, so I found one of your dresses. You’re out of milk.

 

Sara: How’s your butt? When you fell out of bed this morning it looked like it hurt.

 

Usher: Are you here for the bride or groom?

Mick: Considering I’ve tried to kill the groom a couple of times, it’s probably best I sit on the bride’s side.

 

Mick: Best wedding ever!

[bettername2come]

Leo Snart: Excuse me, you can't just go around roasting people!

Mick: Why not?

Leo: You ever hear of due process, rule of law?

Mick: No.

 

Mick: You hit that?

Sara: (slap) Shut up.

 

And from Supergirl:

Mick (sees Killer Frost): That's what I'm talking about!

Edited December 1, 2017 by bettername2come

[bettername2come]

Ray as Beebo: Yes, Jesus is the one true god. Which doesn't mean that science and evolution aren't real.

 

And did I hear Sara say "Damn right, little brother" to Jax's goodbye speech?

[Jediknight]

Amaya: "I accidentally squeezed him."
Nate: "He's so damn huggable."

Beebo: "Beebo likes to play.

Ray as Beebo: "Any way, you need to return to Greenland.  Which will soon be melting thanks to Global Warming, which is also real."