cooksdelight May 31, 2015 Share May 31, 2015 Post your favorite Todd quotes here. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/
Curious5 May 31, 2015 Share May 31, 2015 (edited) What was the one that he said even with rusty metal if you rub it enough you can get it to shine? Edited May 31, 2015 by Curious5 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1199100
cooksdelight May 31, 2015 Author Share May 31, 2015 – “I don’t really need to run. Only other time I was running was leaving my first wife.” – 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1199108
cooksdelight May 31, 2015 Author Share May 31, 2015 -"Ignorance I can fix. Stupid is forever."- 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1199118
zenme May 31, 2015 Share May 31, 2015 "The only things opened after midnight are legs and the ER, and I'm gonna make sure you stay out of both." 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1199618
cooksdelight May 31, 2015 Author Share May 31, 2015 "Class not ass!" 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1199662
OnceSane June 1, 2015 Share June 1, 2015 "The only things opened after midnight are legs and the ER, and I'm gonna make sure you stay out of both." This is one of my fave reality show quotes ever. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1200343
Petunia13 June 2, 2015 Share June 2, 2015 "The only things opened after midnight are legs and the ER, and I'm gonna make sure you stay out of both." This is one of my fave reality show quotes ever. I have to agree. And when it comes to teenagers its true. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1203261
cooksdelight June 2, 2015 Author Share June 2, 2015 "You don't know whether to scratch your watch or wind your ass." -- Todd 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1205402
cooksdelight June 2, 2015 Author Share June 2, 2015 "He doesn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of." -- Todd and Julie, regarding Chase turning 18 and declaring himself a man. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1205908
cooksdelight June 3, 2015 Author Share June 3, 2015 "It's like asking which seat you want on the Titanic. They both suck when Todd is your dad." -- Chase "It's as cold as a witch's titty in a brass bra outside, of course she's going to be wearing a coat!" -- Todd 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1206767
cooksdelight June 3, 2015 Author Share June 3, 2015 "If I tell you a piss ant can haul a freight train, hook the harness up." -- Todd 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1206850
SGfan June 3, 2015 Share June 3, 2015 "If I tell you a piss ant can haul a freight train, hook the harness up." -- Todd My husband and I rewound that, we thought it was so funny! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1208827
cooksdelight June 13, 2015 Author Share June 13, 2015 "As usual, I'll deal with pushing rope uphill." -- Todd 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1237815
cooksdelight June 17, 2015 Author Share June 17, 2015 "It is hotter than the hedges of Hell in here." "You know cats will suck the life out of you." 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1248889
Darknight June 18, 2015 Share June 18, 2015 Savannah if I didn't have botox, you could really see how pissed off I am. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1253047
cooksdelight June 24, 2015 Author Share June 24, 2015 "I'm standing here in the damn frozen food section. It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table." 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1267595
rainsmom June 24, 2015 Share June 24, 2015 "I'm about to choke that chick with that cowbell." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1268098
OnceSane June 24, 2015 Share June 24, 2015 "If I could take your pain away I'd give it to your mother and you and me would go shopping." 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1269144
cooksdelight July 2, 2015 Author Share July 2, 2015 "That's how a metrosexual does it!" -- Todd, changing a tire 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1290238
cooksdelight July 8, 2015 Author Share July 8, 2015 "I'm so pissed off I could eat fried s***!" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1303328
Boofish July 8, 2015 Share July 8, 2015 I've heard the first rule of business is to surround yourself with people who are smarter than you; I don't have that kind of time on my hands - Chase about his "business partner" 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1304716
Foghorn Leghorn July 10, 2015 Share July 10, 2015 "Step back or take a Tic Tac!" 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1312473
Petunia13 July 14, 2015 Share July 14, 2015 They were on Mancow this morning. The host said he's excited about the dude ranch episode and when it airs. Then if Julie rides dudes. Todd: I'd say so. She has 5 kids. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1324411
cooksdelight July 15, 2015 Author Share July 15, 2015 Chase: I might start a blog too. Julie: What's your blog going to be about? Chase: Mine will be about women. Julie: It's got to be something you know something about. You damn sure don't know nothing about women. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1324949
cooksdelight July 15, 2015 Author Share July 15, 2015 Chase: Stock? That's cows, isn't it? I was getting a little malnourished. Todd: Please....my damn belly-button was fighing with my backbone! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1325033
cooksdelight July 22, 2015 Author Share July 22, 2015 "That's good stuff!" -- man's voice at the senior center when looking at Faye's birthday portraits for Todd Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1347862
metalchik July 23, 2015 Share July 23, 2015 "If I could take your pain away I'd give it to your mother and you and me would go shopping." This was probably my favorite! I still laugh when I think about it..... 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1351332
pasdetrois July 24, 2015 Share July 24, 2015 "Shit fire and save matches." 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1354323
MissMel July 25, 2015 Share July 25, 2015 "Daddy, you straight up lied to me. The fact that you knew where Mcclenny, Florida is? Nobody knows where that is!" Ummm, Miss Princess, a few people know where that is. Lol 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1357749
Foghorn Leghorn August 19, 2015 Share August 19, 2015 I always have an episode saved on my dvr when I need a pick me up too! They make me smile! Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1427783
callie lee 29 November 11, 2015 Share November 11, 2015 "Some freaky shit happens in Pennsylvania" - running state-by-state background check on Savannah;s friend. This show is gold! 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1696511
Petunia13 November 14, 2015 Share November 14, 2015 (edited) "Want a scone?" "I don't eat that horned biscuit." Where does Todd come up with this shit?! LOL Edited November 14, 2015 by Petunia13 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1710301
zenme December 2, 2015 Share December 2, 2015 I think he said, "hard biscuit." With his accent I find myself having to rewind from time to time in order to make sure I really heard him correctly. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-1767249
OnceSane March 23, 2016 Share March 23, 2016 "You're gonna split Hell right open." Dying. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-2079002
lallalla April 4, 2016 Share April 4, 2016 "Spitters are for quitters." Todd, repeatedly, to Chase. Chase, telling him he doesn't even know what he's saying. LMAO!!! Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-2115018
rainsmom April 6, 2016 Share April 6, 2016 "The three stooges: Larry, Curly, and Mama." 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-2119902
lallalla April 6, 2016 Share April 6, 2016 I have said this one before, "I'm gonna ninja your ass if you don't learn to listen." I also have a 9yr old LOL (he said it to Grayson). Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-2120507
Giselle June 5, 2016 Share June 5, 2016 (edited) I laughed at him calling his mother's vag "the grey goose." He's done it twice now. Also " Chase would rather climba tree and lure than stand on the ground and tell the truth." Edited June 5, 2016 by Giselle 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-2305513
CasG213 April 16, 2018 Share April 16, 2018 "I'd rather eat my way across the front yard." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-4241927
Giselle May 8, 2018 Share May 8, 2018 (edited) Subject: Libido Nanny: "I don't know what that is?" Todd: "It's what makes your cat growl." Edited May 8, 2018 by Giselle added " 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27159-chrisley-quotes-the-best-things-outta-his-mouth/#findComment-4304075
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