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Chrisley Quotes: The Best Things Outta His Mouth


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"The only things opened after midnight are legs and the ER, and I'm gonna make sure you stay out of both."

This is one of my fave reality show quotes ever.

I have to agree. And when it comes to teenagers its true.

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"It's like asking which seat you want on the Titanic. They both suck when Todd is your dad." -- Chase

"It's as cold as a witch's titty in a brass bra outside, of course she's going to be wearing a coat!" -- Todd

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I've heard the first rule of business is to surround yourself with people who are smarter than you; I don't have that kind of time on my hands - Chase about his "business partner"

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Chase: I might start a blog too.

Julie: What's your blog going to be about?

Chase: Mine will be about women.

Julie: It's got to be something you know something about. You damn sure don't know nothing about women.

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"Daddy, you straight up lied to me. The fact that you knew where Mcclenny, Florida is? Nobody knows where that is!"

Ummm, Miss Princess, a few people know where that is. Lol

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I  laughed at him calling his mother's vag "the grey goose." He's done it twice now.

 

Also " Chase would rather climba tree and lure than stand on the ground and tell the truth."

Edited by Giselle
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