Small Talk: Ughngnggh! Ugghhnnn!

[Nashville]

1 hour ago, OoohMaggie said:

Well I had to look it up, it all seemed very tame, although I was offered 50% off almost any one item 🤔 and no less than 10 free gifts............ where’s my credit card!

Pretty sure this is what was on the screen when I came back from snoozeland.  Helluva wake-up call, that.

ETA: 

PS: it has its own video.

Edited January 17, 2020 by Nashville

[Nashville]

Nvm

Edited January 17, 2020 by Nashville
Didn’t merge

[walnutqueen]

1 minute ago, icemiser69 said:

I don't know what the bus driver could have done.  He can't touch the kids and he can't throw them off of the bus, they are too young to be left on the side of a road.   I suppose he could have the girl that was being bullied sit right behind him on the bus.

 

Yes - he could stop the bus, yell at the kids, threaten to tell their parents & teachers, get off his ass and walk back to the little girl and escort her to the front ...  but he did nothing at all.

 

[AngelaHunter]

1 hour ago, icemiser69 said:

Did you see where an "adult" movie site is being sued by a deaf man because the movies aren't closed captioned?

You'd think his imagination could fill in all the "Ooooh...ahhhh....uhhhhh....Yeah baby" with the various grunting, screaming and groaning. As to that - I mean, who actually screams? You'd think those women would hyperventilate and pass out. 

1 hour ago, walnutqueen said:

Yes - he could stop the bus, yell at the kids, threaten to tell their parents & teachers, get off his ass and walk back to the little girl and escort her to the front ...  but he did nothing at all.

 

Exactly. He could have stopped that in an instant but he couldn't be bothered. "I see nothing. I hear nothing."

 

1 hour ago, Nashville said:

Pretty sure this is what was on the screen when I came back from snoozeland.  Helluva wake-up call, that.

It's The Rabbit. I learned about that on "Sex and the City".

 

[Nashville]

4 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

Did you see where an "adult" movie site is being sued by a deaf man because the movies aren't closed captioned?

Personally, I’d think being spared your average adult film’s pitiful attempts at dialogue would be a blessing in disguise.

[Mr. Sparkle]

13 hours ago, Nashville said:

Personally, I’d think being spared your average adult film’s pitiful attempts at dialogue would be a blessing in disguise.

I'd kind of like to see some of those noises spelled out in closed-caption. 

[walnutqueen]

25 minutes ago, Superclam said:

I'd kind of like to see some of those noises spelled out in closed-caption. 

I'd imagine they look a lot like the noises zombies make ...

[Mr. Sparkle]

Ughngnggh! Ugghhnnn! can mean a few things. 

[Mr. Sparkle]

1 hour ago, icemiser69 said:

If Grape Ape's penis is missing, I think I found it. 

Filed under "sentences you don't hear everyday."

[AngelaHunter]

5 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

I don't know how those male porn stars can put their pants on.  Most of "them" are so huge, they could use the damn things for kickstands and not have to worry about falling over.

 

(Usually) ugly trolls with big willies. Hot. 🤢

1 hour ago, icemiser69 said:

You learn something new every day.  The dude in the commercial reminds me of Willy Wonka.

If Grape Ape's penis is missing, I think I found it.  It was converted into a train engine.  Sadly, the whereabouts of his balls are still unknown.

Okay, so I keep up with the times and know we have to cope with the incredible Rise of the Beta Male, but this is going too far.

[OoohMaggie]

On 1/17/2020 at 8:19 PM, Nashville said:

Pretty sure this is what was on the screen when I came back from snoozeland.  Helluva wake-up call, that.

Wow, that’s some contraption, surely if you’ve reached the stage in life where only something like that can float your boat, it’s time to devote your time to knitting and charity work 🙄

[OoohMaggie]

5 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

don't know how those male porn stars can put their pants on. 

We use ‘elasticated denim’ 😋

[AngelaHunter]

1 hour ago, icemiser69 said:

I bought an electric toothbrush not that long ago.  I have never used one before.  I must be using it wrong.  It is like using a jackhammer in my mouth.  Plus, I am drooling all over the place.  All over my shirt, all over the floor, a complete mess.   If the toothbrush doesn't calm down, I will end up picking my teeth up off of the floor.  They would probably be easier to clean that way, I just have to remember to number them so I know which socket they go in.

I had a hard time with mine at first. Toothpaste flying all over, etc. You don't grip it in your fist. That makes you brush too hard. Just hold it the way you hold a fork, between your thumb and first two fingers. Let the rotating brush do the work - no need to scrub as you do with a regular toothbrush.

[Nashville]

2 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

I bought an electric toothbrush not that long ago.  I have never used one before.  I must be using it wrong.  It is like using a jackhammer in my mouth.  Plus, I am drooling all over the place.  All over my shirt, all over the floor, a complete mess.   If the toothbrush doesn't calm down, I will end up picking my teeth up off of the floor.  They would probably be easier to clean that way, I just have to remember to number them so I know which socket they go in.

Same here - my dentist recommended I get one visit before last.  Assuming you’re talking one of the “sonic toothbrush” models, three things for your consideration:

1. ONLY time you have it turned on is when it is fully within your mouth.  Put it in, turn it on, do the brushy thing, turn it off, then remove it from your mouth.  Any deviance from this procedure will result in toothpaste being slung all over your bathroom at high velocity.
2. Always keep your head tilted back to some degree.  The sonic brushes kick up a LOT of froth, so spillage is that much more likely.
3. Depending upon what make/model brush you have, might want to see i it has more than one speed.  I was experiencing the jackhammer effect as well, until I found out a lower speed was an option.

[nachomama]

I got some new furniture! I think the room is really coming together. 

[Mr. Sparkle]

9 hours ago, nachomama said:

I got some new furniture! I think the room is really coming together. 

Nice fucking furniture! 

[OoohMaggie]

10 hours ago, nachomama said:

I got some new furniture! I think the room is really coming together. 

 

Ahhhh, one for the animal lover, a row of Baboon’s arses 🐒

[AngelaHunter]

15 hours ago, Nashville said:

ONLY time you have it turned on is when it is fully within your mouth.  Put it in, turn it on, do the brushy thing, turn it off, then remove it from your mouth.  Any deviance from this procedure will result in toothpaste being slung all over your bathroom at high velocity.

Yes. I found that out rather quickly.😆

13 hours ago, nachomama said:

I got some new furniture! I think the room is really coming together. 

Ooh! A penis chair. I always wanted one. Who is the designer  - Negan?

5 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

Well, there was that episode of Nip/Tuck where a dude had sex with his couch.

Well, at least he'll never get turned down. I'm pretty sure no one wanted to visit him after that ep aired.  "Have a seat." "Um, no thanks. I'll stand."

[OoohMaggie]

Help needed from any smokers, today I had to purchase 3 packs of strong cigarettes for some Eastern European sailors, my local Asda, Walmart I believe is the parent company, charged nearly $15 for one 20 pack of Marlboro Red Label, is that about right?

[Nashville]

1 hour ago, OoohMaggie said:

Help needed from any smokers, today I had to purchase 3 packs of strong cigarettes for some Eastern European sailors, my local Asda, Walmart I believe is the parent company, charged nearly $15 for one 20 pack of Marlboro Red Label, is that about right?

For Canada, maybe; around these parts, though, Marlboros run about $5-$6 a pack.

[AngelaHunter]

1 hour ago, OoohMaggie said:

Help needed from any smokers, today I had to purchase 3 packs of strong cigarettes for some Eastern European sailors, my local Asda, Walmart I believe is the parent company, charged nearly $15 for one 20 pack of Marlboro Red Label, is that about right?

Don't quote me, but I think around here (Canada) they might be about 13$ a pack, depending where you shop. On the Mohawk reserve, they can be had for 1$ a pack.

4 hours ago, OoohMaggie said:

Ahhhh, one for the animal lover, a row of Baboon’s arses 

Um... okay!😄

[jingles13]

2 hours ago, OoohMaggie said:

Help needed from any smokers, today I had to purchase 3 packs of strong cigarettes for some Eastern European sailors, my local Asda, Walmart I believe is the parent company, charged nearly $15 for one 20 pack of Marlboro Red Label, is that about right?

HEY, Ooooh!! How are you??..Hope everything is well:)..Miss your conversations..:)..See Nexus every once in awhile on FB..should be back on regularly next month when The WALKERS return...chat with you soon..:)...Cigarettes cost way too much..tell them to stop, if I could, anyone can..I smoked KOOL'S ,..A National Killer..

[nachomama]

I’m not looking. I’m not looking. But I’m crossing body parts. Titan up. 

[Mr. Sparkle]

2 hours ago, OoohMaggie said:

Help needed from any smokers, today I had to purchase 3 packs of strong cigarettes for some Eastern European sailors, my local Asda, Walmart I believe is the parent company, charged nearly $15 for one 20 pack of Marlboro Red Label, is that about right?

In NYC, they can be close to $15 a pack. Most people get them bootleg from Florida or somewhere like that, or drive to Pennsylvania. The steady increases here actually got me to quit smoking, so I didn't take it so hard. 

5 minutes ago, jingles13 said:

I smoked KOOL'S ,..A National Killer..

Me too!! They used to have a cooler box. 

[jingles13]

2 minutes ago, Superclam said:

In NYC, they can be close to $15 a pack. Most people get them bootleg from Florida or somewhere like that, or drive to Pennsylvania. The steady increases here actually got me to quit smoking, so I didn't take it so hard. 

Me too!! They used to have a cooler box. 

And aren't you GLAD you quit!!:)

 

5 minutes ago, nachomama said:

I’m not looking. I’m not looking. But I’m crossing body parts. Titan up. 

I'm afraid it's not going to happen..::::::::::(

1 minute ago, jingles13 said:

And aren't you GLAD you quit!!:)

 

I'm afraid it's not going to happen..::::::::::(

Well see you later people, must go back to other page and wipe some tears....:(

 

[Mr. Sparkle]

18 minutes ago, jingles13 said:

And aren't you GLAD you quit!!:)

Very much so! 

[nachomama]

Well fuck. 🤬😓

[Mr. Sparkle]

I didn't have a horse in that particular race, so I'm sorry for you guys. 

 

[nachomama]

30 minutes ago, Superclam said:

I didn't have a horse in that particular race, so I'm sorry for you guys. 

 

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT! If only you’d been wearing your lucky underwear and walking backwards in circles while splashing chicken blood on the graves of the founding fathers. 

[Mr. Sparkle]

1 minute ago, nachomama said:

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT! If only you’d been wearing your lucky underwear and walking backwards in circles while splashing chicken blood on the graves of the founding fathers. 

Oddly enough, I was, but not for football-related reasons. 

[Nashville]

C’est la vie.  It was a good season, anyway - and unlike the Packers in the NFC Championship, at least the Titans showed up to play today.  😎

💙💙💙 #TitanUp 💙💙💙

[OoohMaggie]

14 hours ago, jingles13 said:

tell them to stop,

They’re from Ukraine, it’d be easier to get them to walk on water.

ill catch you when the season starts, I’m still determined to get on FB anonymously!

 

[OoohMaggie]

14 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

Um... okay!😄

What?  😋

[nachomama]

I guess I'm for the 49ers now. Durnit.

Also let's celebrate MLK day the way it was meant to be celebrated...driving down the street at 3 am with the the "I have a dream speech" blasting and screaming at any white people you see. Sigh. I woke up, heard arguing and thought, wow, my neighbors are going at it. Then I heard the car going vroom, vroom and the speaker, I'm all, wtf? and I guess anybody who came out to complain got yelled at.

I see more 3:42 am's than I should. I used to work overnight and maybe that's where my sleep is all conflabulated but that was the one night I fell asleep! The birds were silent, the damn dog down the street that barks constantly was silent. You know your house, you know when the fridge kicks on, the neighbors a/c etc. blissful silence or eternal damnation whatever the case may be.

[OoohMaggie]

4 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

can't place the face, but the smell is familiar. 🤢

I can’t imagine how ‘evolution’ came up with that as an end result, it’s painful to look at.

 

As someone who has supported the England football ‘soccer’ team all his life,  a team which hasn’t won a major tournament since 1966, I feel for the shared ‘Titan’ pain, after almost 54 years of crushing defeat and embarrassment I think I can imagine how your feeling 😔

Edited January 20, 2020 by OoohMaggie

[nachomama]

2 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

I don't think most men would line up to get their penises shortened which isn't possible.  Enlarged and lengthened, sure, but not reduced.  Especially those who unfortunately have a micro-penis.  Some are so small, they can't have intercourse.

In the article, they also talk about Julie Chen's eye surgery.  Again pretty sad.

 

Do you work in tech? or are you just micro-soft *waggles eyebrows*

Not that I ever put Julie Chen on any kind of radar but both her eye surgery and sticking with Les Moonves disappoint me on so many levels. I can't stand "The Talk", my sister, who remains breathing, constantly posts stuff about it on facebook and whilst in her whackadoodle "rapture" manic, flipout kept saying she had a "connection" because Sharon Osbourne on "The Talk" was going to "provide" ie car insurance, money for bills, new a/c.

Now I'm evaluating how much of my life is based on being the opposite of my sister. Growing up she was loud, so I was quiet. She has no problem begging for money, help, etc so I ask no favors from anyone. She was a whore so I was not. She liked "Pretty in Pink" so I had to hate it. She's never held a job so I have to have 3. Sigh

[nachomama]

I have a genius idea...an electric toothbrush, only manual. You hook it up to an old fashioned hand cranked beater. That way you can control the speed!

Legit question, anybody ever have a water pick? My dad had this system with little sprayers and I guess it was to clean teeth but I can't recall anyone ever using it. But would it have shot water out hard enough to clean between teeth? There were little pointy heads and I think there were britsley-er ones and I think it was "water" powered. Have I lost my mind? or is this a thing?

[Mr. Sparkle]

6 minutes ago, nachomama said:

Legit question, anybody ever have a water pick? My dad had this system with little sprayers and I guess it was to clean teeth but I can't recall anyone ever using it. But would it have shot water out hard enough to clean between teeth? There were little pointy heads and I think there were britsley-er ones and I think it was "water" powered. Have I lost my mind? or is this a thing?

Oh yeah, we definitely had one growing up. I used to play with it. I don't know if they still make them. 

ETA: of course they do! 

https://www.amazon.com/NEWEST-Zerhunt-Cordless-Flosser-Cleaner/dp/B079ZZMTS7/ref=asc_df_B079ZZMTS7/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=241896042129&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=16727576199047105538&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9004331&hvtargid=pla-572348801955&psc=1

Edited January 21, 2020 by Superclam

[OoohMaggie]

6 hours ago, nachomama said:

Do you work in tech? or are you just micro-soft *waggles eyebrows*

😂

Regarding toothbrushes, being a frugal person who believes that one tool should have as many uses as possible, I purchased a Dremel, and found that the ‘fine’ rust removal brush head did a wonderful job on those hard to reach teeth 🦷

[OoohMaggie]

9 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

Marie Osmond does look good for her age, even though I find her commercials annoying as hell.  I guess she had breast reduction surgery back in her twenties. 

I’ll be honest and say that I had never noticed, she was a little before my interest in those sort of things developed, if a person is experiencing discomfort or pain for any reason then they should get it dealt with.

I’m pretty sure there aren’t ‘Any’ guys who would willingly ‘lose an few inches’, but there is no end to those who would sell their soul into eternal damnation for a few inches more!

I feel it’s a shame that Julie Chen decided to go down that route, she had a pretty face beforehand, and only a fake, Hollywood face afterwards, but who’s to blame?

 

Edited January 21, 2020 by OoohMaggie

[AngelaHunter]

1 hour ago, OoohMaggie said:

I’m pretty sure there aren’t ‘Any’ guys who would willingly ‘lose an few inches’, but there is no end to those who would sell their soul into eternal damnation for a few inches more!

Worse, they'll pay anything to oily late-night snake oil salesman on the promise of a bigger peter.

1 hour ago, icemiser69 said:

I will never forget the time when I almost forgot my dentist appointment.  I was at a fast food place and after drinking a vanilla shake I had realized that I had an appointment in less than a half hour.  I knew I had to do something that day, but couldn't remember that it was the damn appointment. I didn't have a toothbrush, and my mouth wasn't a pretty site.

My dentist's waiting area is now fully stocked with bowls of individually-wrapped Lindt chocolates! Because people really want to get in the chair with a mouth covered in gooey chocolate. I just take a few "for later."

[Nashville]

7 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

My dentist's waiting area is now fully stocked with bowls of individually-wrapped Lindt chocolates! Because people really want to get in the chair with a mouth covered in gooey chocolate. I just take a few "for later."

Now this may come as a surprise to y’all, but when I was younger I occasionally tended to be a bit of a smart alek at times.  One such occurrence was a trip to the family dentist who had been tending to my teeth since grade school.  I decided to have a little fun with the good doctor, so right before going in for my appointment I jammed about three Oreos in my mouth and munched them up quick.  

His “OH MY GOD!!!” brought every staff member in the place running.    😁

[OoohMaggie]

Still on the subject, if you ever stay in a holiday park, don’t abuse the maintenance guy, because they’ve got a key to your room and your toothbrush will  be wiped around the rim of the toilet bowl. You’d be amazed at the sense of satisfaction you feel when you see mr angry the next day. 😁

[Mr. Sparkle]

1 hour ago, icemiser69 said:

Anyone else remember those pinkish red tablets that kids would chew to see how well they brushed their teeth? 

Yes! I wonder what kind of genetic mutations those will end up causing. 

[AngelaHunter]

7 hours ago, Nashville said:

 so right before going in for my appointment I jammed about three Oreos in my mouth and munched them up quick.  

His “OH MY GOD!!!” brought every staff member in the place running.

Quite the little shit, weren't you?😆 Haven't changed all that much, I assume?

I have two OMG dentist moments: Years ago I was in the chair as the hygienist checked me out. A radio was playing in the background. She stopped and said, "Oh my GOD!" I jumped up, heart pounding, and yelled, "WHAT? WHAT?" as visions of a complete set of dentures flashed before my eyes.

"Oh," she said. "It's okay. Just something I heard on the radio. Heh."😡

More recently, my *new* dentist told me to open and then faintly muttered, "ohmygod."  "What!?" I asked. "The roof of your mouth is very red," she said worriedly. After a moment to ponder, I  informed her, "Oh. I ate a bag of barbeque chips last night." 😁 She bopped me on the head. As I left later, her voice floated down the hall after me: "And don't eat any BARBEQUE chips before you come next time!"

Wow. I never thought my life would ever get so damned boring I'd be relating tales of dentist visits. I used to have much better stories, honest.

 

[Nashville]

6 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

Anyone else remember those pinkish red tablets that kids would chew to see how well they brushed their teeth? 

Damn, hadn’t thought about those little pink narcs in about a half-century or so.  Do they still do those?

[nachomama]

I used to like the pink tablets. It was fun to flash your pink teeth.

I think I'm Magneto. My work computer went bananas yesterday, had to set up a new "portal" user id thingamabob. Now cannot access half the crap I'd been working on in the last few weeks. Then go to second job and that computer goes nuts, it's on "sleep" mode and won't wake up so had to reset passwords. I don't know what I done but I broked em.

We are finally at probate stage with my sisters stuff. Evil dumbass gets the house and the car and I see her on facebook whining that she doesn't want to stay there. So help me Bob, I will beat her to death if she sells and goes back home for a fictional relationship with some dude whose family has told her to stay the fuck away. She will not get very much money for the house and land, the only person interested is a neighbor, it would take years to find anyone else to buy it and it's only valued at about $25,000. She thinks she'll be getting back pay from social security from 2014 when she first filed. If she gets money it won't be the max and say she clears about $50K from the land and ssi, then what? How long is that going to last? It won't be a free house in NM, she'll be out of money in a year or two. In Texas she's got some medical organization supplying her therapy and meds, she has a church that is dumb enough to float her stuff here and there. She has nothing in NM. She's not showing up on my doorstep, I'll call a cop and get her hauled away. I'll file a restraining order. I refuse to support her for the rest of her life. She doesn't think she needs to have a job. Never been responsible for a damn thing in nearly 50 years. She can go blow a goat for all I care.

[Was-MArsenault]

MeTV is pre-empting their programming right now to show the impeachment trial.

[Mr. Sparkle]

It's one of those days when I have to work at work. 

The nerve! 

[AngelaHunter]

2 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

MeTV is not doing that.  

Right. They don't seem too happy about it either and posted this on their site:

 

Quote

"MeTV Viewers: Some local television affiliates have chosen to preempt our network for impeachment coverage. We hope they will resume carriage of MeTV soon."

 

2 hours ago, icemiser69 said:

The reason why I have my television on MeTV most of the time, is so that I can completely avoid news and politics. 

Exactly! We watch that channel so we can forget all the stupid outlandish crap and mass insanity going on in the world today.