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S01.E13: Spring Break


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Spring break hits The Odyssey as three college “vixens” set their sights on Max. Meanwhile, Tristan faces his drinking problem while other passengers’ struggles keep the medical team on their toes.

Premiere Date: Thursday,  April 3, 2025    ABC   9 pm

Originally Episode 11

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This show is so totally wrong and fake that it’s ridiculous.  Their medical center is never staffed as they are always out partying.  Staff never mingles with passengers the way these people do.  I’ve never seen a doctor wearing a tux, in all my over 100 cruises.  Yes, I know it’s a tv show, but it just gives everyone the wrong idea of how things work.  

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  On 4/4/2025 at 12:46 PM, NeenerNeener said:

I'm struggling with the idea that 3 "college girls" would find Max attractive.

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I would think most people would find him empirically attractive, wouldn't they? And lots of 'college girls' have zaddy kinks, I dunno. That seemed the LEAST questionable thing about this episode. 

This show is so silly. 

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Since when do cruise ships have hyperbaric chambers? And I wonder who is paying for these treatments. I don’t think a lot of college kids would pick a cruise ship for spring break over a party town with a lot of bars and beaches. Most young people think cruises are for old people. And I’m still fascinated in how/why the ship took all their medications out of the original packaging and squeezed them down into the hundreds of brown bottles in the medicine room. 

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  On 4/4/2025 at 5:26 PM, luna1122again said:

I would think most people would find him empirically attractive

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I personally don't find Jackson attractive at all. His age finally matches the 40 year old's face that he's had since the Dawon's Creek days, though.

  On 4/4/2025 at 1:37 PM, AnimeMania said:

Max did say that he was "very well hung" and he was jogging commando around the ship

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So he was trawling for girls half his age. Ewwwwww......

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This was the stupidest hour of television I've sat through in recent memory. I wish was still drinking so at least I had an excuse. But speaking of drinking, if you have been drinking EVERY DAY for 3 years yes you have a drinking problem! And how does a nurse not know that medically you can't just stop. Ok I guess he was in denial so ya ok I guess.

I said gross outloud more than once. 

Don Johnson my 80s heart weeps for you.

I wonder if the writers go by their real names.

This show is terrible. Just stop.

 

  On 4/4/2025 at 5:26 PM, luna1122again said:

I would think most people would find him empirically attractive, wouldn't they? And lots of 'college girls' have zaddy kinks, I dunno. That seemed the LEAST questionable thing about this episode. 

This show is so silly. 

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Especially with a cruise full of barely legal boys, perhaps "illegal" if 

Spring Break week cruisers flew down to Mexico to start that cruise. As an episode this was my swing and a miss/big mess 

  On 4/4/2025 at 6:32 PM, Crashcourse said:

I wonder how a bunch of college kids could even afford a cruise.

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I can catch a cruise for a whole lot less than going to Las Vegas or Daytona Beach. As for the students we have those working the 24 hour drive through window and then we have those whose parents bribe the Crew coach not for the scholarship but just to get accepted to the school with the highest tuition in California.

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Spring Break week could also be called Nepo Baby week. Paris Jackson, Ava Phillipe (even with brown hair she looks SO MUCH like her mom), and Charlotte Lawrence (who also looks like her mom, pre-plastic surgery). I guess they were passable for a show of this caliber, but I don’t think any of them are going to set the acting world on fire. 

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  On 4/4/2025 at 6:25 PM, Madding crowd said:

Since when do cruise ships have hyperbaric chambers? And I wonder who is paying for these treatments. I don’t think a lot of college kids would pick a cruise ship for spring break over a party town with a lot of bars and beaches. Most young people think cruises are for old people. And I’m still fascinated in how/why the ship took all their medications out of the original packaging and squeezed them down into the hundreds of brown bottles in the medicine room. 

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I went on a cruise for spring break as a senior in college...

  On 4/4/2025 at 6:32 PM, Crashcourse said:

I wonder how a bunch of college kids could even afford a cruise.

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... and it was super cheap, too.

In general, I find cruises to be some of the least expensive vacations you can take.  I don't think the Odyssey, specifically, looks affordable - it looks luxury.  This cruise looked to be full of trust fund babies.  But other cruises?  Very cheap.  

And I think it's a smart idea for a large cruise ship to have a hyperbaric chamber.  People go snorkeling and diving all the time, and this way they can treat them immediately if needed.  

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No, most cruise ships do not have hyperbaric chambers. While some luxury or specialized cruise ships may have them for medical purposes, they are not a common feature on mainstream cruise vessels. 

 

I think the Odyssey falls well into the ultra-luxury category.  I don't think the show really has done a good job of noting that.  It explains why the rooms are super-large and somewhat tacky decor.  It's not a vessel with several thousand folks. 

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  On 4/4/2025 at 6:32 PM, Crashcourse said:

I wonder how a bunch of college kids could even afford a cruise.

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I think the leader of the trio of girls mentioned she had gotten an inheritance from her grandmother, and the girl studying for the LSAT said her parents paid for her to go on a cruise.  Now why they paid for her to go on a cruise alone is another issue.     

It was a meh episode.  I really did hate when Avery was on the step stool, how Max and Tristan ordered her down.  Guys, she's a grown woman and a nurse practitioner.  Surely, she is capable of gauging and accepting the risk of using a step stool during her pregnancy without two men deciding they know best for her.

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This was such an incredibly stupid episode.  "Spring Break Week" and we only saw the same six college kids everywhere the camera went.

Curious as to how Paris Jackson landed the role of the lead Vixen and not Ava Phillippe, who has a much better acting pedigree.  Paris was irritating and annoying beyond belief.  And sorry, but nothing will ever make me believe that blue eyed, pale skinned Paris is the biological daughter of Michael Jackson.  Now I am hearing that she has a genetic condition that causes eye and skin lightening.  Uh huh, I'm sure.

I was prepared for the "Tristan gets drunk and sleeps with random college girls, but Saint Max resists temptation" storyline with disapproving glances from Avery in the endless "who will she choose" bit, so was happy when Tristan decided to go dry.

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  On 4/14/2025 at 10:36 PM, blackwing said:

And sorry, but nothing will ever make me believe that blue eyed, pale skinned Paris is the biological daughter of Michael Jackson.  Now I am hearing that she has a genetic condition that causes eye and skin lightening.  Uh huh, I'm sure.

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Totally agree. MJ's dermatologist is Paris' father. Prince looks just like the guy.

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