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  1. Dowel Jones

    Queen Of The South

    Not to mention the hotel repairman in the bathtub. Front desk knows he went up there, hasn't checked back in. Plus, the assassin left his room covered in plastic, and all the murder tools on the desk. And his VIP pass was issued to Eddie. That will attract some attention. Yeah, Eddie, people always bruise their face when they slip in the shower. That car couldn't have been registered to either Boaz or Javier. Even they aren't that dumb. So why go back and get it? When the police find Reddy McRedneck in the trunk, where is that going to lead? Anyway, just sneak out there at night and burn it in the lot. I think you're supposed to field dress a deer hanging up, not on the ground. You want the blood to run out of the carcass, and it makes it easier to remove the inner organs. I'd laugh if, after everything that Pote' has been through, he gets busted for doe hunting, and without a license. "Teresa has her own line of ToKillYa, I mean, Tequila." Way back in S1E1, Teresa is shown getting shot in a hotel room by a sniper somewhere. I wonder if the education of Tony is heading that direction.
  2. Dowel Jones

    S04.E08: Ambo

    Look on the bright side ( from the Cody eyes, anyway). Craig and Renn come to a child support agreement. He launders money through her and she feeds it back to him on the sly.
  3. Dowel Jones

    Yellowstone

    I think that is the first time we have seen Rip actually, genuinely, smile. It's no wonder the Yellowstone Ranch is in trouble financially. He has the Livestock Commission, the County Sheriff, and the Attorney General all on his payroll. That's gotta hurt. It makes no sense to burn up a bunch of cow carcasses along with the grassland. They won't burn completely and now you have a carrion problem. Plus, I don't think you could carry enough hay bales in a small plane to kill 300+ cows. The irony of the shooting on Hayes's ranch is that it's questionable whether the Livestock Commission could bring the case to court in the first place. His attorney could argue illegal search and seizure of the weedeater and get it thrown out. It looks like the producers were trying to paint the father/son as the same type as those two dopes in Nevada a few years ago. What happened to Jimmy's authentic cowboy hat? Wearing a ball cap backwards would get him nothing but trouble in the bunkhouse.
  4. Dowel Jones

    Blood & Treasure

    There's no antidote to Ricin, I think. He'd be a corpse right now.
  5. Dowel Jones

    Blood & Treasure

    Gotta love those carabineri. "Hmmm. Suspicious woman going in house. Hmmm. Police tape broken and door unlocked. Hmmm. No one in room but the window is open. Oh well, looks good to me. Let's go have a coffee." Well, the good news is that, being related to Cleopatra instead of Mary (in that other movie), it's not important that she be a virgin to carry on with her duties. Danny has the brains of a mollusk. Dead guy in airtight cell. Strange powder on desk. I know, I'll scrape up a bit and see what it is!
  6. Dowel Jones

    S04.E08: Ambo

    I would think it would behoove any city that had even one ambulance get stolen to invest in Automatic Vehicle Locators. That way their command center would know the vehicle is moving even before the EMTs call in the theft, which actually would be in a matter of minutes, assuming they figure out that the call was bogus.
  7. Dowel Jones

    S04.E08: Ambo

    I had to laugh when Pam told Smurf "If you want an abortion, I know a doctor in Reedley..." Reedley, in rural Fresno County? Maybe pick up some grapes or oranges while you're out there. I was surprised they didn't use Pope as the ambo driver. He has a much more ordinary appearance than Deran, and less likely to attract attention. A bearded, long haired guy driving an ambo would remain in people's memory when investigations started. And that siren must have been deafening inside that concrete building when they left. To borrow from The Shawshank Redemption, "I like to think that the last thing that went through Tupi's mind (other than that bullet) was how the hell J figured it out so fast."
  8. Dowel Jones

    S04.E07: Know Thy Enemy

    Craig would probably sell it for some quick cash.
  9. Dowel Jones

    The Good Fight

    I just watched Ep. 7 on CBS so it's apparently still on. I loved Judge Gallo's comment to Elsbeth- "You are an acquired taste. One that I have not yet acquired." Can a grand jury demand to listen to the recorded conversations in an attorney's office? I realize the DA is going for an indictment against them, but wouldn't that still be privileged information? I remember when New York was going after Gotti, they tried to go after his attorney as well, claiming that he was an acting partner to Gotti's criminal activities. I don't remember if they were actually successful, though. Also loved Marissa getting spanked by the process server. In Italian. You've been served! Take that!.
  10. Dowel Jones

    Yellowstone

    True, they know what he was, but he lied outright from the start about the bear spray. Now Rip and Dutton are both going to suspect him of backsliding. If he had come right out and said "I was attacked by two meth head goons, and they broke the window on the pickup", he'd only be in trouble for not fighting back. Now he's a liar.
  11. Dowel Jones

    Queen Of The South

    I wonder if that was supposed to be some Cajun French, along the lines of 'C'est la vie' (that's life), pronounced 'say la vee', or close to it. Maybe what he was meant to say was something like 'It is done', but it came out as 'say less'. Just a thought. CC didn't capture it.
  12. Dowel Jones

    Queen Of The South

    When that dirty cop first spoke to Cedric in the alley, from the sound of his voice I thought it was King George. You sold out Teresa, George? Oh, never mind. I don't think either Teresa nor Dumbass has any intention of holding onto a truce once the Judge has been disposed of. They both still hate each other. So, is the bar still open? Can I get a Teresita to go, please?
  13. Dowel Jones

    Yellowstone

    Particularly because, as they themselves said, Jenkins was issued a liquor license from the Montana State Board/Beck#2.
  14. Dowel Jones

    Yellowstone

    What I didn't get is why the two morons didn't just wait for the officer to leave and then go buy their stuff (other than plot requirements). Or go to another hardware store. Instead, they're hanging around outside, like teenagers trying to get somebody to buy beer for them. How's Jimmy going to explain the broken window on the ranch pickup? The bear spray was bad enough, but it's not cheap to replace a window. Beth in a cowboy hat was just so wrong.
  15. Dowel Jones

    Yellowstone

    I would almost feel sorry for Jon Dutton for being cursed with this abysmal family of his, if he hadn't spent his whole life making them in his image to begin with. I did like it when Jamie slithered into the dining room and sat down. Beth says, 'I'll make you a plate', and then just dumps an octopus tentacle on it and hands it back. So Dan Jenkins owns the land where the casino/hotel is scheduled, and he's having the tribe build it, right? And then they're going to annex the land and cut him out of the entire deal? Just trying to keep the plot straight. If that's the case, it would seem unlikely that the tribe could just unilaterally annex his land, unless I missed something.
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