S08 Love After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

He be like ready for like these like situations...

 

FTFY.

[OoogleEyes]

They're filming in this poor lady's house??

[kacesq]

Oh honey…you still don’t think you’re pretty or love the skin you’re in…because if you did you’d find a man on the outside.

[Ladystardust]

This is so sad. She is really pretty and can do a lot better.

[Keywestclubkid]

could you imagine watching this show and suddenly realizing they used your grandmas house to film this mess? who signed off on this 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Did you watch the new documentary about the one that murdered someone???

YEP!

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

This new girl is so pretty. Why does she need to trawl for prison dick? Is this another Julius...no, it's the SAME Julius that's with Stripper Girl ( sorry, I don't know all the names yet)!!!

Is this the throuple?

I don’t think these girls know about each other. We got ourselves another two-timer. If you can’t trust your felon boyfriend, whom can you trust?!?

[Pepper Mostly]

She's hoping they'll stop off at a handy cornfield.

[OoogleEyes]

Julius is in for one hell of a surprise 

[AR Traveler]

The first time I heard "caregiver" and "prison" in the same sentence, I would have ordered her out.  Who's to say she wouldn't bring him to my house?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

I don’t think these girls know about each other. We got ourselves another two-timer. If you can’t trust your felon boyfriend, whom can you trust?!?

Its Tai and Boston all over again! I wonder if there's a hoodie involved. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, AR Traveler said:

The first time I heard "caregiver" and "prison" in the same sentence, I would have ordered her out.  Who's to say she wouldn't bring him to my house?

remember the pool puppy swam in .. or the house Chon was working at and he and miss mess got busy on the peoples couch .. haha 

[MagicEyes]

I missed the first part of the show, so I'm a little behind. How many girlfriends does Julius have? How many women are going to be meeting him when he walks out of the prison doors?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, AR Traveler said:

The first time I heard "caregiver" and "prison" in the same sentence, I would have ordered her out.  Who's to say she wouldn't bring him to my house?

Right? Imagine! We have tons of caregivers tending to my mother these days. If I or my brother even suspected anything untoward, they'd be out before you could say shrimp alfredo. Jesus. 

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Its Tai and Boston all over again! I wonder if there's a hoodie involved. 

I don’t know. We haven’t heard anything about this guy’s rapping prowess yet. But if he has a limited edition sweatshirt, get ready for a brawl in the parking lot.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

7 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Right?? I mean, I watch some really trashy stuff. I watched Gigolos for god's sake. I wouldn't touch Mama June with a 10 foot pole.

Gigolos was quality TV. Where else  will you see three peens poking through holes in a big wood box or a gigolo with a wall of crosses in his house? 

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

They're filming in this poor lady's house??

It's on par with Tai filming next to the corpse of someone's Nana. 

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I missed the first part of the show, so I'm a little behind. How many girlfriends does Julius have? How many women are going to be meeting him when he walks out of the prison doors?

Too many.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

remember the pool puppy swam in .. or the house Chon was working at and he and miss mess got busy on the peoples couch .. haha 

Oh, poor Puppy. Supposedly cleaning someone's house, but ended up in the pool, drunk. 

 

[Keywestclubkid]

its the pearls ... what is going on with the pearls 

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Imagine! We have tons of caregivers tending to my mother these days. If I or my brother even suspected anything untoward, they'd be out before you could say shrimp alfredo. Jesus. 

Think of this snark and Sundays as your self-care.  I have admired how hilarious you can be in what must be a terrible time.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

 

It's on par with Tai filming next to the corpse of someone's Nana. 

"Wow, Nana would have been thrilled! She was a huge fan, never missed an episode!"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I kept telling myself she's going to put on outside shoes. Wrong again. Fashion choices abound.  

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

its the pearls ... what is going on with the pearls 

She's channeling June Cleaver!

[Keywestclubkid]

she couldn't even put on her shoes? NO baby NO 

[Ladystardust]

Not gonna lie, if I worked at a prison the highlight of my day would be when these crazy women show up with signs across the road.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, AR Traveler said:

Think of this snark and Sundays as your self-care.  I have admired how hilarious you can be in what must be a terrible time.

Aw, thank you, you're very kind! We're actually coping pretty well, especially now that we have a lot of fantastic caregivers on board. It is hard, but we're as well prepared as we can be, and ready for the inevitable. 

[Gobi]

I think i can say with confidence that all of these couples/throuples have long, healthy, happy relationships ahead of them.

Or not.

Till next time.

[Eldemarge]

Welp! I guess it's back to White Lotus for me! Happy Friday, y'all!  Try not to get any tattoos of my name!

[Red Bridey]

Oh, the "On this season of LAL", I am concerned that the course of True Love does not appear to run smooth.

 

[OoogleEyes]

Whelp, it looks like a wild ride this season, Bunkies! See you all next week. I'm going to Rite-aid right now and I will pick me up some new eyelashes. I have been inspired 

[Ladystardust]

Well, I can't tell anyone apart yet besides Savannah and the gay meth couple but this season looks promising so far!

[AR Traveler]

Thank you kindly!  See many of you on Sunday!

[MagicEyes]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Whelp, it looks like a wild ride this season, Bunkies! See you all next week. I'm going to Rite-aid right now and I will pick me up some new eyelashes. I have been inspired 

Or go to the pet store and get a couple of tarantulas. 

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Well, I can't tell anyone apart yet besides Savannah and the gay meth couple but this season looks promising so far!

I forgot her name. I'm starting to think I don't really care about any of these people!

[Pepper Mostly]

OK bunkies, that's a wrap! Thanks for all the laughs. I'm going to have to watch the rerun because I can't keep all the felons, their, ahem, "girlfriends" and the various baby mamas straight. Meanwhile, resist the urge to get a face tattoo and don't catch any new charges. Love you all, MWAH!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S08.E02: Free My Man

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Quiana loses it when Damodrick's release goes left; Joey reunites with Michael.

Original air date 2025.03.28

A release not going as planned? Quelle surprise! Quiana wore her best zebra house slippers for the occasion. Whatever shall she do? 

Joey and Michael reunite. A love joined by meth let not man put asunder. Over/under on these two lasting a month? Will the muthafuckin' crack b e involved? 

[Jeanne222]

I have a feeling this is not going to end well for these couples!

[Auntie Anxiety]

On 3/21/2025 at 8:41 PM, WaltersHair said:

Bravo did this about 10 years ago and called it The Couch. I don't think it lasted long.

I fucking loved that show. I even got a neck pillow. It was my gateway drug into Live Chatting.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, bunkies! I've spent the day updating my spreadsheets, trying to keep all the cons and their various baby mamas straight. Has everyone had a good week?

[Keywestclubkid]

moving different cause im not like the average person ya know .. checkin in lets get this going yo 

[OoogleEyes]

My Convict, My Hero

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

My Convict, My Hero

God sent me this man ... Girl .. he is already cheating on you and he's IN prison .. like what is gonna happen when the walls are gone? ... God did not send you this man 

[Ladystardust]

Here and ready to judge people! It's been a long week.

[Keywestclubkid]

she is gonna give him a "wet one" while step daddy drives .... IF that just doesn't scream demure I don't know what does ..

[OoogleEyes]

Pineapple!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It's true love. Damondrick has been playing Quiana for ten years. That's 8 years of booty calls and 2 years of prison payments. I see no red flags here.

 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

It's true love. Damondrick has been playing Quiana for ten years. That's 8 years of booty calls and 2 years of prison payments. I see no red flags here.

 

Pinapple 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Here and ready to judge people! It's been a long week.

You come on over here and take this easy chair by the fire. Cocktail? The bar is featuring a lemon lavender spritz or a Moscow mule. The dessert cart offers a blueberry lemon Blondie, chocolate mint cake with chocolate ganache, or mango sorbet. And here's a footstool, and a nice warm afghan. Let the cares of the week melt away. 

[Gobi]

"My boys need a father figure in their life. And who better than an ex-con?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

You come on over here and take this easy chair by the fire. Cocktail? The bar is featuring a lemon lavender spritz or a Moscow mule. The dessert cart offers a blueberry lemon Blondie, chocolate mint cake with chocolate ganache, or mango sorbet. And here's a footstool, and a nice warm afghan. Let the cares of the week melt away. 

Better than Calgon.

[Pepper Mostly]

How does one "date on and off" while one half of the purported couple is locked up? Does that mean he ghosts until he needs money?