S08 Love After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

And this is why I would never go into a hot tub at a resort. Yuck.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

no butt plugs? gasp 

Not yet. Hold your horses.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She must be cultivated, and brought into the fold. 

Slowly, silently...just an incident or two...and then....TRAP!

Edited Yest. at 12:16 AM by OoogleEyes

[SemiCharmedLife]

Please don't tell me they are in a communal hot tub au natural.

[Keywestclubkid]

this nut job ugh 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

And this is why I would never go into a hot tub at a resort. Yuck.

Our resort in Mexico didn't even have a hot tub.  My husband was disappointed.

[OoogleEyes]

MISCONGRUGE 

[SemiCharmedLife]

misconstruged!!!!!!

[Keywestclubkid]

and its captured on television for eternity girl ... yes this is embarrassing on so many levels 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My God, how often do you change your duvet cover? When I used one I only washed it every couple of months! Am I outing myself as a slovenly slattern? I'm actually quite tidy.

I don’t use a top sheet. I change the duvet cover every time I change the sheets. I have a few different duvet covers in the rotation.

[Eldemarge]

Ashley. Miss 31 Years-Old.  This man couldn't say "I love you back" on the phone, so that was your FIRST clue to not get a frickin' tattoo of his name.

[JenE4]

Misconscroonge it.

[For Cereals]

What is going on with Michael’s mouth?  Is he missing front teeth?

[Pepper Mostly]

Own it, Mumbles, Ashley turned out to not be as cute as her pictures and your willy curled up and retreated back into your body. 

[WaltersHair]

When I used to travel for a living, sometimes I'd get stuck in a sketchy motel with a whirlpool tub that looked like it was put in before the millennium. I was always like NO.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Julius is picking Alexis because she seems more sane and he can always identify her when he sees her. She's not a shapeshifter. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

MISCONGRUGE 

Add that too the glossary!

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Not yet. Hold your horses.

that creepy straight man looks like he would have a horse tail one 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

One less cop to pull me over. Oh, yeah. I always think that too.

Actually, I think that too, because I used to ride a motorcycle and still have a lead foot to this day 

[Maybeitsme]

Misconsrewge ?  Did I hear that right?

[kacesq]

These women act like hooking a felon is an amazing feat.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Own it, Mumbles, Ashley turned out to not be as cute as her pictures and your willy curled up and retreated back into your body. 

ALSO, he seems really hung-up on the fact that she didn't send him money in prison so I'm sure in his pea brain, she doesn't "deserve" a prince like him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Trust your gut, honey. Not sure if Ashley qualifies as another woman, now that Julius kicked her to the curb.

[Ladystardust]

I can see why women are falling all over themselves for this guy. He's so suave.

[SemiCharmedLife]

True love in this day and age involves mutual phone scrolling.  Glad we didn't have them when I dated...

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Trust your gut, honey. Not sure if Ashley qualifies as another woman, now that Julius kicked her to the curb.

I'm sure he'll find a replacement for Ashley.

[For Cereals]

Ashley, you weren’t embarrassed in that see-through teddy that they made you put shorts on over?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

These women act like hooking a felon is an amazing feat.

Maybe WE are the weirdos! 🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I don’t use a top sheet. I change the duvet cover every time I change the sheets. I have a few different duvet covers in the rotation.

(Sigh of relief) Oh, that makes sense. I do like a top sheet and don't even bother with duvet covers any more because I get too hot at night these days. 

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My God, how often do you change your duvet cover? When I used one I only washed it every couple of months! Am I outing myself as a slovenly slattern? I'm actually quite tidy.

I'm just going to buy a new duvet. Fuck the covers! It's a Home Goods conspiracy!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I can see why women are falling all over themselves for this guy. He's so suave.

He always looks like he's about to nod out. Mumble, mumble, mumble, snore, drool . . . ,. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been watching Rabbit Hole on Paramount +. It’s with Keifer Sutherland. He plays a character like Jack Bauer 2.0.

[WaltersHair]

I was watching the NFL draft last night, and literally all the family members of the players at home were looking at their phones, not the player. Just the player waiting on a couch with a sea of cellphone behind him. This is Mumbles.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I can see why women are falling all over themselves for this guy. He's so suave.

Gives James Bond a run for his money...

[For Cereals]

Now we’re being discerning?  Ok girl…the gift has failed you.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Julius is picking Alexis because she seems more sane and he can always identify her when he sees her. She's not a shapeshifter. 

And she has a few bucks and apparently buys everything he's selling. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

(Sigh of relief) Oh, that makes sense. I do like a top sheet and don't even bother with duvet covers any more because I get too hot at night these days. 

I use both a top sheet and a duvet .. growing up with a top sheet I feel weird IF I don't have one 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Gives James Bond a run for his money...

"The name is Con, Ex Con."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Ashley, you weren’t embarrassed in that see-through teddy that they made you put shorts on over?

She's lucky he saw her in that cute sun dress rather than in the black lace potato sack. He was laughing when she was yelling at him. He would never have been able to control himself from falling to the floor laughing if he saw that get up. 

Edited Yest. at 12:25 AM by PrincessPurrsALot

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Actually, I think that too, because I used to ride a motorcycle and still have a lead foot to this day 

I was stopped for speeding the other day. The officer said I was going fast and I said that I had ice cream in the back and I was anxious to get it into the freezer. He let me go. Not even a written warning. Ice cream comes first!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I'm sure he'll find a replacement for Ashley.

He probably has a few warming up in the dugout.

[SemiCharmedLife]

@Auntie Anxietyyou should have seen me wrestling with my duvet cover this week (after ignoring the freshly laundered cover for at least a week)!  It was insane.  I'm googling the burrito method asap.

[Keywestclubkid]

girl he is paroled to your house what do you mean you don't know whats going to happen ... 

[JenE4]

Did she ever find out who the big booty bitch is?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I use both a top sheet and a duvet .. growing up with a top sheet I feel weird IF I don't have one 

Top sheet and duvet, but I no longer bother with duvet covers, though I like the idea of them. being able to change the color and whatnot. But I love the feel of crisp cotton sheets. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I'm just going to buy a new duvet. Fuck the covers! It's a Home Goods conspiracy!

I use a down comforter all year round. I’m very careful to keep it in good shape because it was expensive.

[Keywestclubkid]

im not trying to do that again ...... hahahahaha 

[For Cereals]

Does she have this Temu wig in every color?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"The name is Con, Ex Con."

DEAD

[Gobi]

Oh, you're going to get fucked, girl. No doubt about that.