S08 Love After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Good evening bunkies! Before we get started I need to know if you can swim, in case we all want to go to the beach.

I don't know, I have to meet you and test your character first. 

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yeah, what do you know? You can't even swim! 

Hola bunkies! I hope your brows are all in apple pie order, you know how sensitive @Keywestclubkid is. We don't want him to feel some type of way. 

How's everyone's week been? Last night my son, houseguest and I went to see Book of Mormon and it was great. We had dinner at a Cajun/creole place in the theater district and ended up having a nightcap at a local spot here in Salem, where I got to meet a lot of my son's friends (received many hugs and shrieks of "THIS IS YOUR MOM OMIGOD I LOVE YOUR SON HE IS THE BEST) and watched him tear up the floor at karaoke. A splendid time was had by all. 

I LOVE spending time with my adult children! 

[WaltersHair]

With Mumbles 2.0, she should be glad. Cut your losses and thank your lucky stars he picked someone else to sponge off of.

[SemiCharmedLife]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Watching the tail end of last week’s episode. Ashley, i think it’s safe to say that he’s just not that into you.

Understatement of the year.  Do you think she'll figure it out? 🤣

[kacesq]

Brooke is obnoxious.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Brooke can drop off JK and then go see her kids....it's not that hard.

[Keywestclubkid]

when you coming to get these kids? girl those are her children 

[kacesq]

Did she filter that pic with her kids?

[Keywestclubkid]

he needs to learn to keep his word ... girl he will go to fucking prison if he isnt home 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I LOVE spending time with my adult children! 

Right? So fun! We walked into the bar and he was "AND I BROUGHT MY MOM" to all and sundry. It was awesome. He and houseguest were texting friends from the car, "We're going to O'Neil's and we are bringing Mama Mostly!" Crazy fun.

[Auntie Anxiety]

JK and Brooke are a match made in heaven.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hopefully this is the end of these lovebirds.

[kacesq]

Is she wiping her mouth after he kissed her? 

[Keywestclubkid]

oh god hes gonna pull out the butt plugs literally 

[OoogleEyes]

Courtney is all "resale value!"

[Keywestclubkid]

she has a 10k ring on? this idiot 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I think this is the first time an ex felon said "this is better than a prison cell."  They usually turn up their noses at everything.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Brooke trying to act tough when her dream is have a child with fresh prison peen. The highest horse she can be on is 6 feet under.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Will is having a “hard” time keeping his dick in his pants. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Definitely nicer than a prison cell". Well, there's a ringing endorsement. 

 

[WaltersHair]

Ha. He threw pizza on the bed instead of rose petals.

[Gobi]

He Put The Greasy Pizza Box On The Bed.

[kacesq]

She’s only 24?!?!?!?!

[Ladystardust]

This guy is skeevy. Why do I feel like he proposed just so she feels pressured to sleep with him the first night?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Are they making out ON the pizza box?

 

[Keywestclubkid]

eww she just took a bite of pizza dude let her swallow it before shoving your tongue in her mouth 

[Eldemarge]

I'm here! Just got off work and I am over-worked!

And that Culkin guy with the pizza is a fucking creep.  

[JenE4]

Is that Hawaiian pizza?!? Well, now we understand her subpar taste settling for Will. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

He Put The Greasy Pizza Box On The Bed.

Is that better or worse than a suitcase?

[kacesq]

Obligatory I hate Mama June post. Oooh anecdote time! Someone on my team at work is actually a Sister Wives fan! For real! 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Brooke can drop off JK and then go see her kids....it's not that hard.

She was a prison warden in a previous life 

[Gobi]

"I haven't been intimate with a man..." (Emphasis added.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Is that better or worse than a suitcase?

Probably cleaner. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I referenced LAL at work today. I had dental work done yesterday. Someone asked me how I was doing. I told them I keep thinking about the ex-con on LAL who slurped a noodle through his "tooth hole" and his outside bae who found it "sexy."

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Obligatory I hate Mama June post. Oooh anecdote time! Someone on my team at work is actually a Sister Wives fan! For real! 

She must be cultivated, and brought into the fold. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It puts the pizza on the bed or else it gets the hose again.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

She was a prison warden in a previous life 

And she wants to be a prison warden in this one, too. 

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm here! Just got off work and I am over-worked!

And that Culkin guy with the pizza is a fucking creep.  

I wouldn't be surprise to find out that he has some deep, dark, disgusting secrets. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Run, Joey, Run!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been working the burrito method of putting on the duvet cover and I have to say that even though it might take as long as my older method, it feels less like a workout and more like a regular household chore. Two thumbs up.

[WaltersHair]

One less cop to pull me over. Oh, yeah. I always think that too.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I haven't been intimate with a man..." (Emphasis added.)

Oh, weird creepy Will will want to hear all about her prison sexy time. It'll make him all tingly in his man bits. 

[Eldemarge]

Guys?  Someone on Reddit asked if Michael's mustache is a tattoo and I CANNOT DISPUTE IT.  We need to figure this out.

Edited April 26 by Eldemarge

[Gobi]

"I'm really good at doing one snort, I mean one thing, at a time."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

One less cop to pull me over. Oh, yeah. I always think that too.

Prison logic.

[MagicEyes]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Obligatory I hate Mama June post. Oooh anecdote time! Someone on my team at work is actually a Sister Wives fan! For real! 

I hate that Mama June is still on TV. Reality shows should have some standards. There are some things that should never be fodder for entertainment. 

[Keywestclubkid]

no butt plugs? gasp 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve been working the burrito method of putting on the duvet cover and I have to say that even though it might take as long as my older method, it feels less like a workout and more like a regular household chore. Two thumbs up.

My God, how often do you change your duvet cover? When I used one I only washed it every couple of months! Am I outing myself as a slovenly slattern? I'm actually quite tidy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey is going to get his heart broken. And get arrested again if he hangs out with Michael.

[Gobi]

Note to self - Never use a hotel/motel hot tub.