S08 Love After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

“I’m not trying to get pregnant right off the bat, so we’re not using any kind of protection.” UGH.

[Auntie Anxiety]

JK trying to gum the bbq meat is making me a little nauseated.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

What’s the rush for all these woman about having kids the minute he gets out of jail?

cause 40 is 7 years away .. what a great reason to have a child RIGHT now 

[Gobi]

"We aren't trying to have a baby, we're just not using any form of birth control."

Ninja'd by @Empress1!

Edited April 5 by Gobi

[babyhouseman]

Does anybody watch Mama June? 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What’s the rush for all these woman about having kids the minute he gets out of jail?

I wonder if they think that if they make a new baby with their man, he's less likely to end up back in jail?  And they can keep him around?  It's lies, of course.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

"We aren't trying to have a baby, we're just not using any form of birth control."

What could possibly go wrong?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I'm not on birth control. we won't use condoms. I'm not trying to get pregnant right away, but I don't plan to do anything at all to prevent it. Then I'll say God wants us to have a baby. Anything to tie myself to a felon just out of prison and on parole for many years. The reasoning is astounding.

Edited April 5 by PrincessPurrsALot

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

He must have gained a few chins in the clink or something.  I don't see what this giant beard is adding to his looks...

He went to a professional barber!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What’s the rush for all these woman about having kids the minute he gets out of jail?

The guys too! "I want to put a baby in you" should be a Bingo square, for crying out loud. Where's the fire?

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, babyhouseman said:

Does anybody watch Mama June? 

Not me!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, babyhouseman said:

Does anybody watch Mama June? 

No, most of us are purists.  Just kidding!  I know there are a lot of 90 Day Fiancé viewers here.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, babyhouseman said:

Does anybody watch Mama June? 

I’d rather clean the bathroom.

[Empress1]

4 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

This crazy girl has two children whose baby daddies left when they were toddlers.  What doesn't she understand about waiting to see if the relationship works out?

Right. She knows babies don’t make men stay if they don’t want to stay.

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

cause 40 is 7 years away .. what a great reason to have a child RIGHT now 

Nine. She’s only 31. I FULLY understand her not wanting a baby at 40+ particularly since her kids are 13 and like 8, so she’d have grown kids at 40. Starting over with a newborn in that situation doesn’t appeal to me either. but she’s just entered her 30s. She has plenty of time.

Edited April 5 by Empress1

[babyhouseman]

Do they have I love My Felon Daddy baby Tshirts? That can work for the girlfriends too.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, babyhouseman said:

Does anybody watch Mama June? 

Even we have some standards. 

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

Does anybody watch Mama June? 

I can't .... I tried and it made me angry lol the stupid .. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I'm not on birth control. we won't use condoms. I'm not trying to get pregnant right away, but I don't plan to do anything at all to prevent it. Then I'll say God wants us to have a baby. Anything to tie myself to a felon just out of orison and on parole for many years. The reasoning is astounding.

More prison logic.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Btw, used the burrito method to put the duvet cover on my blanket. It’s getting easier.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’d rather clean the bathroom.

I'd rather get a root canal.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Even we have some standards. 

It's hard to believe there is something BELOW LAL!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The guys too! "I want to put a baby in you" should be a Bingo square, for crying out loud. Where's the fire?

I actually had a guy who was hitting on me say that. I left very quickly. Somehow I do not find that swoon-worthy.

[For Cereals]

Girl, put your jammy pants back on…

[Keywestclubkid]

who dis big booty bitch 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Btw, used the burrito method to put the duvet cover on my blanket. It’s getting easier.

I just do that thing where you turn the duvet cover inside out, then lay the comforter over the top and reach all the way in to the far corners and flip it. Is the burrito method easier? 

[Eldemarge]

"Who's this big-booty bitch??"  is what I imagine the patrons at the grocery store are saying about me.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I actually had a guy who was hitting on me say that. I left very quickly. Somehow I do not find that swoon-worthy.

Right? Whatever the opposite of swoonworthy is, that's it. 

[babyhouseman]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

who dis big booty bitch 

Alliteration. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

"Who's this big-booty bitch??"  is what I imagine the patrons at the grocery store are saying about me.

DEAD

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I just do that thing where you turn the duvet cover inside out, then lay the comforter over the top and reach all the way in to the far corners and flip it. Is the burrito method easier? 

Yes, I did that for years. This takes less time. You can watch some demos on YouTube.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

"Who's this big-booty bitch??"  is what I imagine the patrons at the grocery store are saying about me.

its what I demand they call me as Im there 

Edited April 5 by Keywestclubkid

[OoogleEyes]

13 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

He must have gained a few chins in the clink or something.  I don't see what this giant beard is adding to his looks...

He could be a RenFair participant 

[SemiCharmedLife]

It would be hilarious if the picture of the Big Booty Bitch was actually her, with a highly filtered pic.  These ladies are constantly catfishing the heck out of the prisoners.  She could have forgot she sent it!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

He could be a RenFair participant 

Huzzah

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Whatever the opposite of swoonworthy is, that's it. 

We need a word for statements that make your vagina clench shut and ovaries shut down. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We need a word for statements that make your vagina clench shut and ovaries shut down. 

"Big Ed"?

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We need a word for statements that make your vagina clench shut and ovaries shut down. 

A "sterilization line" alas has too many syllables and doesn't roll off the tongue.

[Empress1]

“Where we gonna fuck at?” CLASSY!

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We need a word for statements that make your vagina clench shut and ovaries shut down. 

Is you ovulatin’?

[Red Bridey]

If there are ex-cons hanging out on the bench outside the halfway house, why can't Brian do the same? Maybe because he doesn't want to actually hang out with that ugly woman? 

JK, listen.to.your.mother.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

He sucked a noodle through his tooth hole. So sexy!

[Keywestclubkid]

this woman is sitting there giggling like a idiot and she has 2 children at home ... like grow the fuck up 

[Auntie Anxiety]

JK, first you need to get some dental implants. Then you can talk about siring a baby.

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Even we have some standards. 

Yeah...that's a bar too low, even for me 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Condoms are for slut people, according to Assholeu (90 Day).

[MagicEyes]

He doesn't have a child yet that he knows about! 

[Empress1]

He’s never used a condom?! Has he not heard of STDs?

[Pepper Mostly]

If was signing up for Primetimer today, I would totally use Big Booty Bitch as my handle.

He doesn't want to be fifty with a ten year old. I was fifty with a ten year old. Its not exactly one foot in the grave, dickweed.

[MagicEyes]

Her eyebrows are scary. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

In his 31 years of having sex without having any babies, how many were spent in prison? It's hard to knock someone up when there are no women involved.