S08 Love After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Red Bridey]

I don't understand why these hard as rocks convicts always have these extravagant wedding plans and can't just go along to get along, and if the marriage lasts, and that's a BIG IF, they can have a better ceremony later on.

[Auntie Anxiety]

JK loves his pastel shorts outfits.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

TBF, I could see myself getting married out in the desert with a folk art + cowboy + desert + UFOs sort of vibe...But I don't know if that's what SHE's thinking!

THIS I get. And you, being a woman of great imagination and an artistic bent, would pull it off admirably. You'd provide colorful fans for your guests and the music would be otherworldly yet melodic. The setting sun would cast wonderful unearthly shadows. I can picture it. It would be fabulous. 

[Empress1]

What is Brooke bitching about now?

[kacesq]

What kind of friend counsels her to let the kids come to this mess?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brooke, you need to conversate with JK.

[Keywestclubkid]

does her mother have custody of her children? why are her children NOT with her? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oh, SHE can cancel a party the kids are attending, but she got mad at him for "disappointing" them yesterday.  SMH

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

What kind of friend counsels her to let the kids come to this mess?

A terrible person.

And then JK blows smoke in the kid's face. Terrible people everywhere you look!

Edited Saturday at 12:31 AM by Red Bridey

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

JK loves his pastel shorts outfits.

He's A big Miami Vice fan; it inspired his career choices.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

What is Brooke bitching about now?

Oh what ISN'T she bitching about? She is pricklier than a cactus. 

[kacesq]

“You want a knuckle sandwich” …excellent father figure there. Truly. Applause.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

does her mother have custody of her children? why are her children NOT with her? 

I think because she stayed over at JK’s mom’s house. “Where they fucked at.”

Edited Saturday at 12:31 AM by Empress1

[Keywestclubkid]

you are grown ass adults stop this dumb ass pinky promise shit 

Edited Saturday at 12:33 AM by Keywestclubkid

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brooke, he’s a criminal. Of course he’s telling you the truth! What the hell is wrong with you and why are you doubting him?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

does her mother have custody of her children? why are her children NOT with her? 

Oh, you know the answer to that.

[JenE4]

WTF?! Now MOM is bringing the boys whether or not it’s a disaster?!? Now we know where this chick gets that from—be late for curfew, what about my boys?!? That and both of these two say “females” is all you need to know. Toxic.

[Auntie Anxiety]

A trip down Memory Lane. It’s not pulling on my cold, black heart strings.

[babyhouseman]

Welcome home from jail cake.

[Gobi]

"And here's his first wanted poster, and his first arrest warrant..."

[JenE4]

A ramen noodle cake! Mom for the win!

[kacesq]

That’s Brooke’s mom? I can see clearly now the rain has gone..l

[Keywestclubkid]

ok thank you show for giving us simple answers to questions on why she has your children ... 

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is she wearing a prom dress in the taking heads?

[Keywestclubkid]

you gonna move in with his mom her roommate your two children and this man? did you ask mama about this? 

did they run that by his mom before she just said hey let me move in here? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, babyhouseman said:

Welcome home from jail cake.

I bow my head in gratitude each and every day that I have never prepared, or ever will prepare, such a cake. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jeezer? Does she mean Geezer?

[kacesq]

Can he open his mouth and enunciate?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I thought she said come up here and meet Jesus. I thought we were going to have our first murder on the show.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I want them all to get along" DUN DUN DUN

I predict fisticuffs, or at the very least, a shouting match on the front lawn. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jeezer? Does she mean Geezer?

I swear to god I thought she screamed come meet Jesus lol I was like what? 

Edited Saturday at 12:36 AM by Keywestclubkid

[babyhouseman]

Her brother expects him to get a job. That's harsh.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Can he open his mouth and enunciate?

Oh my sweet summer child. Perhaps its a lack of teeth. It seems to be a recurring problem with the cons.

[Keywestclubkid]

when you get a job we'll have a cookout for that too... BURN ... 

Edited Saturday at 12:38 AM by Keywestclubkid

[kacesq]

It’s like a fucking Mensa meeting here. Mumble, mumble…knowwhatimsayin…

[Gobi]

He's having his come to Jeezer moment.

[JenE4]

I’m grown as hell.

Do you got a job?

No!

We’ll have a cookout for you when you get one.

This interrogation is cracking me up.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The nerve of Jeezer to want the ex-con to get a job and not live off of his sister. Brian looks ready to throw down. Jeezer is going to get shanked.

[kacesq]

This girl has the worst taste in clothing. All these tops that sit high up on her chest.

[sainte-chapelle]

I hate that stupid trend of the pull over sweater that is only sleeves…why?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Brooklyn’s mother die as a result of medical malpractice? I can’t remember the back story.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

It’s like a fucking Mensa meeting here. Mumble, mumble…knowwhatimsayin…

I'm finding it difficult to follow the abstruse and esoteric concepts being debated here. I'm just not smart enough 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

I’m grown as hell.

Do you got a job?

No!

We’ll have a cookout for you when you get one.

This interrogation is cracking me up.

I would be her brothers friend lol yesss with the quick bitchness 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

This girl has the worst taste in clothing. All these tops that sit high up on her chest.

Her taste in clothing is on a par with her taste in men.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I hate that stupid trend of the pull over sweater that is only sleeves…why?

in case you have abnormally chilly arms.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I hate that stupid trend of the pull over sweater that is only sleeves…why?

I consider them cold-shoulder adjacent.

[Red Bridey]

Oooh, so who's in the lingerie? Girlfriend...or...baby mama? 

[Eldemarge]

I actually would share my location, if asked.  My brain telling me that I'll be kidnapped one day or will end up at the bottom of a lake is a stronger force than my need for privacy.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Oooh, so who's in the lingerie? Girlfriend...or...baby mama? 

That's baby mama, and I think she's going to try to seduce him, Mrs. Robinson!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I consider them cold-shoulder adjacent.

Its like those stupid jackets that were fashionable awhile back, so short they ended around your sternum. ???