S11.LIVE CHAT All Episodes

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Heinz ketchup. Hellmann's mayo.

YES!

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I’m so mad they changed the scent of Dawn.  You know I had to complain.  They said sucks to be you and sent me a coupon.

I bought Hostess bread just to try it. I hated it. The squirrels threw it off of the porch. I complained. They sent coupons for 2 free loaves.

[kacesq]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Wait..does he drink alcohol? I'm confused as to his fluctuating standards 

Right??

[AR Traveler]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Wait..does he drink alcohol? I'm confused as to his fluctuating standards 

Just thought the same thing.  Blows a gasket at naked paintings, then chugs a drink.

[Gobi]

"Well paint my butt and call me a portrait!"

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Heinz ketchup. Hellmann's mayo.

Hellmanns!! Only!

Edited April 7 by Suzywriter

[Mrs. Landingham]

3 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I think I’d know if I was paying for someone else’s meal delivery service every month…

I eye roll so hard at that commercial. How disorganized are your finances that you don’t notice that monthly expense? It’s right up there with Chime commercials with grown adults saying “I don’t know anything about credit cards…” So, Google them?! Talk to friends and family who actually do have a clue?

Edited April 7 by Mrs. Landingham

[kacesq]

There is not a single likeable couple this year…or even one half (or one third) of a couple/throuple, is there???

[HorrrGoodnight]

He's doing everything he's not allowed to do in Duran Duran.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Ok while they’re being stupid, I’m going to brainstorm my prep list…TP, olive oil (does the gas can style holder keep it from going rancid?, ooh chocolate/cocoa…

I got sugar. I have tons of cocoa, but I should get some chocolate chips. I'll have to check my baking supplies. 

If you're stocking up, check your spices too. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

We don’t drink coffee but is sugar free RedBull imported?

Stock up, just in case.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, kacesq said:

There is not a single likeable couple this year…or even one half (or one third) of a couple/throuple, is there???

This is the most violently boring pack of numpties to ever grace this show. 

[Eldemarge]

RUSHING IT??  He's there on a K1 visa.  Omg, this bitch.

[For Cereals]

If they don’t bring Mursel and Sarper to debate Turkey vs Iran, what are we even doing?

[Gobi]

Looks like Mahdi is going to have a blue arm and blue balls tonight.

[kacesq]

So is there a new season of Sister Wives or just a Tell All? I’m confused. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stevi, he doesn’t c are about the wedding as much as he cares about the inflated costs.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

“You are not my owner. I do not work for you.” That’s really what it comes down to—acting like they got themselves a sex slave. Any has free will to decide whether she wants to be in this relationship.

And who she wants to tell. 

[HorrrGoodnight]

The sooner I marry you, the sooner I can get away from you.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I bought Hostess bread just to try it. I hated it. The squirrels threw it off of the porch. I complained. They sent coupons for 2 free loaves.

I never even thought about doing this. Do you do it through their websites? 

I'm smelling new hobby!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

RUSHING IT??  He's there on a K1 visa.  Omg, this bitch.

I was just about to say the same thing? Has this dippy chick sustained a brain injury? 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

I eye roll so hard at that commercial. How disorganized are your finances that you don’t notice that monthly expense? It’s right up there with Chime commercials with grown adults saying “I don’t know anything about credit cards…” So, Google them?! Talk to friends and family who actually do have a clue?

WTF in this our lord year of 202fucking5 doesn't know about credit cards?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, HorrrGoodnight said:

The sooner I marry you, the sooner I can get away from you.

"How can you miss me if I don't go away?"

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

So is there a new season of Sister Wives or just a Tell All? I’m confused. 

2nd part of the season and then the Tell Nothing.  They took a break for Hilaria.

[tvrox]

31 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Yessie wearing a bad wig?

Yes. They all are. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I never even thought about doing this. Do you do it through their websites? 

I'm smelling new hobby!!!

There's usually a phone number to complain. The number always offers a website.

I found out that Hostess is now owned by J.M. Smuckers, the jelly people.

Anyone want 2 coupons for terrible bread?

[Mrs. Landingham]

I’m just about done with commercials telling me that my vajayjay should smell like floral bouquet or tropical rainflower or lavender jasmine. Get out of here.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here I am watching this shit, while 1923, Mob Land and the last season of Peaky Fooking Bloinders is awaiting me? I blame it on you guys.

[Eldemarge]

I really want to wash Shekkie's face clean.

[kacesq]

Aw, Shekinah is bringing Sarper along despite the daughter not agreeing…she’s exactly the kind of mom I thought she was.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I got sugar. I have tons of cocoa, but I should get some chocolate chips. I'll have to check my baking supplies. 

If you're stocking up, check your spices too. 

Flour. Yeast. I remember that I couldn't find any Yeast in 2020, and I was so over sourdough starter. I bought a quarter pound from Amazon. I keep it in my freezer. It still works!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I never even thought about doing this. Do you do it through their websites? 

I'm smelling new hobby!!!

I love Olivia's Organics boxed salad greens. One time I got a bad box-the greens were soaking wet and half rotted already (probably an instacart). So I emailed the company, waxed lyrical about how much I loved their products and how disappointed I was with what surely was a complete outlier. They sent me two coupons for free boxes of greens! Any size! 

[AR Traveler]

For the record, I love Sarper in dark turquoise.  I just wish he was in a different car, without Shekinah.

[Gobi]

Meeting your future stepdaughter and in-laws is better in Turkey.

Edited April 7 by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Flour. Yeast. I remember that I couldn't find any Yeast in 2020, and I was so over sourdough starter. I bought a quarter pound from Amazon. I keep it in my freezer. It still works!

Kerry Gold butter is on sale at Costco.

Edited April 7 by Auntie Anxiety

[tvrox]

Sarper, here's a hint. Don't call her daughter a whore or a bitch. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I never even thought about doing this. Do you do it through their websites? 

I'm smelling new hobby!!!

Starts typing angry email to See’s Candy about how much I hate their awful candy which I eat on a monthly basis. 

If they send me a coupon, then I suppose I’ll just have to accept it. Sigh. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Interrogate the meaning of life is like conversating with the gods.

[HorrrGoodnight]

I missed that 'slut I mean bitch' scene the first time. I have perished 🤣💀👻 

Edited April 7 by HorrrGoodnight

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

I’m just about done with commercials telling me that my vajayjay should smell like floral bouquet or tropical rainflower or lavender jasmine. Get out of here.

"Ladies! Are you tired of your ladygarden smelling like a fish pier in July? Buy our product so your appalling stench won't cause nausea in passers by"

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

 

Anyone want 2 coupons for terrible bread?

So, they give you a coupon for the thing you hate? That's a business strategy, I guess 

[MagicEyes]

Does anyone really think that Shekinah would not get married if Sophie didn't approve? 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I really want to wash Shekkie's face clean.

Probably take a loofah, a pumice stone and a wire brush.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

I eye roll so hard at that commercial. How disorganized are your finances that you don’t notice that monthly expense? It’s right up there with Chime commercials with grown adults saying “I don’t know anything about credit cards…” So, Google them?! Talk to friends and family who actually do have a clue?

I came up with cash-only parents. They had good jobs and mortgages to buy their several properties, but everything else was cash.

Every month, they collected rents, drove to the bank, deposited them and paid the mortgage. They hollered like I suggested selling ass when I asked about them co-signing for a car.

I was 40 before I looked at a credit card application, and had no idea  what any of the jargon meant. 

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, HorrrGoodnight said:

He's doing everything he's not allowed to do in Duran Duran.

Oh, my poor favorite band. Ouch.

Speaking of... there's a couple of  fragrances released by Xerjoff recently, inspired by them. NeoRio and Black Moonlight. I love the band, but they're too expensive for me at 300+ Euros. 😖

[MagicEyes]

We're going to see Chantal's boob job on Botched some day. 

[tvrox]

37 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Okay this episode is so riveting, I need a drink.

Might I suggest a mango daquiri? 

[AR Traveler]

You didn't ask Sophie's opinion when you shuttled her off to boarding school so you could chase around the world, Shekinah.  By now, she's her own person, what does it matter to you?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Does anyone really think that Shekinah would not get married if Sophie didn't approve? 

No, but it’s good for an episode or two of drama.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Flour. Yeast. I remember that I couldn't find any Yeast in 2020, and I was so over sourdough starter. I bought a quarter pound from Amazon. I keep it in my freezer. It still works!

I keep yeast in the fridge. I buy it at Nuts.com in one pound bags.