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[AR Traveler]

Is it too early in this series to loathe Matt's hair and Greg's threatening plumber's crack if he bends over?

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

That's what I was thinking. His first wife did all of the child raising. Did he even get any toys or books for the baby? 

He got her a toy airplane, which was more about him than her.

[For Cereals]

Wait, do Girl Scouts have cute, retro shirts now?  If they did when I was young, I might’ve joined…

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

They'll probably just throw the kid a steak or something 

Reminds me of that scene in Baby Boom, Diane Keaton had her cousin's baby at home the first night, and she and her BF had no idea what to feed her, so they whipped up a plate of designer pasta with fresh grated Parmesan. 

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

He got her a toy airplane, which was more about him than her.

I think he probably got it for his son once upon a time and just dragged it up from the basement and hosed off the cobwebs. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Wait, do Girl Scouts have cute, retro shirts now?  If they did when I was young, I might’ve joined…

Speaking of Girl Scouts, looks like I won’t be purchasing any cookies this year. Apparently there are some very unhealthy ingredients in them. Can’t remember off the cuff but probably cancer causing agents.

[Suzywriter]

12 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

This girl already regrets her decision 

Can't argue with that.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Reminds me of that scene in Baby Boom, Diane Keaton had her cousin's baby at home the first night, and she and her BF had no idea what to feed her, so they whipped up a plate of designer pasta with fresh grated Parmesan. 

I loved that movie as a kid.  I wanted power suits like hers and a Woody Jeep.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Reminds me of that scene in Baby Boom, Diane Keaton had her cousin's baby at home the first night, and she and her BF had no idea what to feed her, so they whipped up a plate of designer pasta with fresh grated Parmesan. 

That's another movie that I love and can watch any time. 

You little pisher!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

I think he probably got it for his son once upon a time and just dragged it up from the basement and hosed off the cobwebs. 

It was pink. Maybe for Jordan, whose name is still on Maria's room wall.

[AR Traveler]

Nope, Joan didn't get flowers or a gift, she got...bread.  I'm not particularly materialistic myself, but bread is not what I'd expect from the love of my life.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Speaking of Girl Scouts, looks like I won’t be purchasing any cookies this year. Apparently there are some very unhealthy ingredients in them. Can’t remember off the cuff but probably cancer causing agents.

This does not surprise me.  I want to support but they aren’t that good.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Speaking of Girl Scouts, looks like I won’t be purchasing any cookies this year. Apparently there are some very unhealthy ingredients in them. Can’t remember off the cuff but probably cancer causing agents.

This is good info, but it probably won't stop me from eating Thin Mints. Maybe I'll die sooner, but I'll die happy! 

Just now, AR Traveler said:

Nope, Joan didn't get flowers or a gift, she got...bread.  I'm not particularly materialistic myself, but bread is not what I'd expect from the love of my life.

I can be courted with bread and cheese. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shekky’s seatbelt refuses to stay over her false tits.

[Eldemarge]

If there were Canadian Girl Scouts who came to my door to sell me maple creme cookies, I would buy them out!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

I loved that movie as a kid.  I wanted power suits like hers and a Woody Jeep.

I love it still, I find it hilarious. "I just want to turn on the faucet and get WATER. I don't want to know where it COMES FROM!' I say that all the time when someone is explaining something to me that I don't need to know. 

[Gobi]

Family relationships are better in Turkey.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

You little pisher!

I called one of the overly confident kids that at work (not to his face) that!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

That's another movie that I love and can watch any time. 

You little pisher!

And Sam Shepard! SWOON

[For Cereals]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And Sam Shepard! SWOON

Moonlight in Vermont…

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

I think he probably got it for his son once upon a time and just dragged it up from the basement and hosed off the cobwebs. 

They sell them at the convenience store. 

[judylo]

Oh she’s playing with her hair. Who used to do that?

[Auntie Anxiety]

These two insufferable ethical non-monogamists rival Sarper and Shekky in the shallow end of the pool.

[MagicEyes]

Oh. She's a stripper. Who would have guessed?

[Pepper Mostly]

So, these two Nobelists are going to bring a stripper from Tijuana into their home with their children. Totally normal and wholesome. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just what this show was missing, a stripper. 

[sainte-chapelle]

So they are marrying a girl but not bothering to learn anything about her culture….got it

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

Nope, Joan didn't get flowers or a gift, she got...bread.  I'm not particularly materialistic myself, but bread is not what I'd expect from the love of my life.

He didn't even bring the Kerrygold!

[For Cereals]

So she works in the champagne room…

[Gobi]

Hey, if it doesn't work out with her, I hear Jasmine is available.

[judylo]

So was it here or on Reddit that someone pointed out that Guadalajara is a quick trip from wherever the couple lives, so no need to get divorced and remarried …

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, these two Nobelists are going to bring a stripper from Tijuana into their home with their children. Totally normal and wholesome. 

And HER children as well.

[tvrox]

Hi everyone, sorry I"m late. Have been sick all day. What did i miss? Anyone break up yet?? LOL. 

She works in a strip club? oh jeez. 

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

He didn't even bring the Kerrygold!

And sourdough. I don't like sourdough bread. Too ..sour! 🤷🏼 This stripper has a  hard face. 

Edited 19 hours ago by Red Bridey

[Pepper Mostly]

And she has kids too. Sweet Jesus take the wheel.

[Suzywriter]

It's no coincidence that this chick is named 'Any'.

[OoogleEyes]

Is she bringing those babies with her into this thruple?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bingo, I have bingo. “I’ll do anything for my babies.” Including getting a green card.

[sainte-chapelle]

At 37 she is aging out of the stripping game. I am guessing this marriage is her gameplan

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

He didn't even bring the Kerrygold!

I would dump him so fast!

[AR Traveler]

37 isn't too old to get pregnant.  How would Matt's wife feel about Any potentially having his baby?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

And sourdough. I don't like sourdough bread. Too ..sour! 🤷🏼

I don't much care for sourdough either. And that shit is everywhere. Please bread gods, let me have a nice ciabatta or Tuscan.

[sainte-chapelle]

I am guessing dad has custody of the 11 year old and dad of the 7 year old took off. I hope she plans to bring her kids. 

[Eldemarge]

That poor little girl.  Her world is going to be turned upside down so her mom can play the fifth wheel in someone's horny-mobile??

[For Cereals]

They’ll just build their Only Fans empire.  

[magemaud]

19 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

That's what I was thinking. His first wife did all of the child raising. Did he even get any toys or books for the baby? 

He got her a little ride on plane 

[AR Traveler]

Joan must feel she's come all that way from Uganda and her career, and now she's with Larry the Cable Guy and Rhoda's mother, and not even a good time in store, if you catch me.

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

At 37 she is aging out of the stripping game. I am guessing this marriage is her gameplan

The way she describes how the couple cares for her, it sounds like they're about to adopt her.

[judylo]

7 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Oh. She's a stripper. Who would have guessed?

Reddit says hooker.

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t like the power dynamic here…she was a single mother at 16 who stripped to pay the bills, no judgement, now she has two American’s offering a nice stable life as long as she plays along with whatever they want. I dunno maybe just me but it is gross to me.