S11.LIVE CHAT All Episodes

[AR Traveler]

There's the $65,000 question from Aliyah.  Good Lord, why did he bring her here?

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, MagicEyes said:

Can we do an episode that's just about the dogs? With a special guest appearance by the house cows? 

I'd watch. They're better trained than the humans. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Yea no, he proposed to her well before she got there. Now Shawn is flipping the script ….not cool

[Red Bridey]

Shawn is bringing peanut butter sandwiches? This is LA. He is a fancy bigshot hairdresser. I would think his hiking food would be a bit more upscale.

Although the bread looked good.

Edited Monday at 01:44 AM by Red Bridey

[Suzywriter]

18 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

God, he's hours from me. If he was on the border, I would. We go to Seabrook, NH once a month or so for cheap cigarettes, about thirty minutes away. Mark's about an hour and half further away. West Ossipee, NH. @Red Bridey or @Suzywriter might be closer. 

I'm 4 hours from the border of ME and NH, and pride myself in not going to towns whose names contain the word "pee".

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Shawn is bringing peanut butter sandwiches? This is LA. He is a fancy bigshot hairdresser. I would think his hiking food would be a bit more upscale.

I thought of allergies.  Isn't there picnic food that doesn't sound like a 4th grader's lunch?

[Gobi]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Shawn is bringing peanut butter sandwiches? This is LA. He is a fancy bigshot hairdresser. I would think his hiking food would be a bit more upscale.

Hey, they're artisinal peanut butter sandwiches, he'll have you know!

[Red Bridey]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I'm 4 hours from the border of ME and NH, and pride myself in not going to towns whose names contain the word "pee".

I'm scared to ask how many there are.

[AR Traveler]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

I'm scared to ask how many there are.

I had to look up Chicopee!  It counts!

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, kacesq said:

So Aliya is not a dog person. Or she just wants an accessory. I’m not sure I like Aliya all that much.

Aaliya has the best curls, though.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, OoogleEyes said:

She's not going to like having that dirty dog in the house and ON THE BED!!!!!

Although she put her dirty suitcase on top of the bed!! 

[JenE4]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Yea no, he proposed to her well before she got there. Now Shawn is flipping the script ….not cool

I haven’t watched this show in a few years. Did Shawn propose to Aaliyah or Douglass?

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Shawn is bringing peanut butter sandwiches? This is LA. He is a fancy bigshot hairdresser. I would think his hiking food would be a bit more upscale.

Although the bread looked good.

I wonder if he is living beyond his means. That house is filled with expensive items . I know he is a hair dresser to the stars but does he make that much? Isn’t he retired?

[HorrrGoodnight]

Moustache looking like a pagoda.

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Too bad the dog doesn't have a bidet. 

I had a cat as a kid that would pee in the toilet 

[sainte-chapelle]

Fuck off Stevi you would NEVER move to Iran…ever. Of course you never had those thoughts Stevi, you have sacrificed nothing. 

[MagicEyes]

Stevi seems like an exhausting person to be in a relationship with. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Hey, they're artisinal peanut butter sandwiches, he'll have you know!

Probably organic peanut butter from Whole Foods, on craft bakery sourdough. So they probably taste awful. Give me my Skippy and nice soft white bread, thanks.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

I haven’t watched this show in a few years. Did Shawn propose to Aaliyah or Douglass?

He proposed to Aaliyah knowing the situation but was likely in denial about it.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

I'm scared to ask how many there are.

Well, in Massachusetts there's Chicopee. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I wonder if he is living beyond his means. That house is filled with expensive items . I know he is a hair dresser to the stars but does he make that much? Isn’t he retired?

It costs a fortune to live in CA. It didn’t seem like the car was anything special but I didnt see the brand.

Edited Monday at 01:52 AM by Auntie Anxiety

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Shawn is bringing peanut butter sandwiches? This is LA. He is a fancy bigshot hairdresser. I would think his hiking food would be a bit more upscale.

Although the bread looked good.

His charcuterie tray looked terrific, but his picnic fare leaves much to be desired 

[MagicEyes]

They would have had a better day if they had gone to Walmart to buy a facial hair trimmer. 

[Red Bridey]

I'm confused by the whole conversation btw Stevie and Mahdi. She doesn't want him to go back to Iran but she doesn't want him to stay in the US if they break up. Stevie, people break up ALL THE TIME. You may want to divorce him at some point! Just love him, believe in the future and work at building a stable long-term loving relationship. It's not easy, but it's entirely up to you.

Edited Monday at 01:52 AM by Red Bridey

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Fuck off Stevi you would NEVER move to Iran…ever. Of course you never had those thoughts Stevi, you have sacrificed nothing. 

It's official, I hate her now. Now she's sitting there telling him what to say and what to think. What a self centered little cow. And I don't mean those Instagram porch cows.

[kacesq]

I hate these Club Crackers commercials. I find all the women grating.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

It's official, I hate her now. Now she's sitting there telling him what to say and what to think. What a self centered little cow. And I don't mean those Instagram porch cows.

…and how to feel. She is awful.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

His charcuterie tray looked terrific, but his picnic fare leaves much to be desired 

He should have at least brought princess toast.

[AR Traveler]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

It's official, I hate her now. Now she's sitting there telling him what to say and what to think. What a self centered little cow. And I don't mean those Instagram porch cows.

Yeah, no one says "Don't think that!".  He could go back to Iran for that.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He should have at least brought princess toast.

I don't like the mom in the princess toast commercials! She's so snotty about it. ☹️

[magemaud]

Speaking of food, there was a big discussion on Reddit that the s’mores Stevi made for Mahdi were “haram” because marshmallows are made with gelatin from pigs. Who knew! 

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Given time and effort, I could come to dislike her most cordially. Why is she borrowing trouble? No one knows what the future holds. Why is she worrying about what will happen IF she and Mahdi break up? Why not just be, you know, happy he's here and looking forward to their happiness together? 

"In Iran,we do not have covered bridges. Or any bridges, since the Ayatollah deemed them sinful. I am amazed at your American bridges, covered and uncovered" Mahdi, probably.

Yeah there's no way Stevi would have moved to Iran. BS! 

[kacesq]

Mina’s wig gets rattier and rattier in every scene. 

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I hate these Club Crackers commercials. I find all the women grating.

They remind me of the “Omega Mu” sorority in “Revenge of the Nerds.” 
Not the Mus! 

Edited Monday at 02:00 AM by magemaud

[tvrox]

What a weird beach. There's only a small strip of sand, some random chairs, big black pier things.... Plus the people are weird too, LOL. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Poor Maria..nothing but an accessory.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I don't like the mom in the princess toast commercials! She's so snotty about it. ☹️

Oh I dislike all mothers in commercials. they're all snotty and smug. Or adorably frazzled. 

[kacesq]

Oh Mark you brought the two of them into this. 
oh you remembered Clayton exists? That’s precious.

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He should have at least brought princess toast.

Those kids are probably in college by now. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh I dislike all mothers in commercials. they're all snotty and smug. Or adorably frazzled. 

The one snuggling with her cat while her kid is bleeding is the worst. Not sure how that’s supposed to make me want to buy cat food.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mina thought she was going on a three hour tour and now she’s stranded on an island with her thoughts about how she’s going to isolate Mark from his family.

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Poor Maria..nothing but an accessory.

Shawn's dog gets more attention and care.

[kacesq]

Mina has spent all her time in America sulking.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

What a weird beach. There's only a small strip of sand, some random chairs, big black pier things.... Plus the people are weird too, LOL. 

Its not a beach beach, they're nowhere near any ocean, they're on a lake. 

Mina calls this "trying"? Lawd.

[kacesq]

Oh damn….dowry drama? It’s been a few seasons lol.

[Red Bridey]

So Mina's going to flounce back to NH? How, exactly? Mina, you don't try try try! You make absolutely no effort to accept Mark's existing family!

[judylo]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Speaking of food, there was a big discussion on Reddit that the s’mores Stevi made for Mahdi were “haram” because marshmallows are made with gelatin from pigs. Who knew! 

Well, that would also make marshmallows not kosher. We kept kosher in my family  and we ate marshmallows, never heard that! I did know pure gelatin wasn’t kosher. Luckily not Jello because my mom made whipped jello molds for parties!

[HorrrGoodnight]

Yes Joan! Go back in haste! 

[For Cereals]

12 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I wonder if he is living beyond his means. That house is filled with expensive items . I know he is a hair dresser to the stars but does he make that much? Isn’t he retired?

He probably bought years ago when mortgages weren’t insane here.  He probably paid off the house and has low property taxes.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Shelbie said:

Maybe there is going to be a breast contest with Chantel, Darcey,Stacey and Jasmine.
Whoever wins gets even more breast augmentation.

Don't forget Shekinah.