S11.LIVE CHAT All Episodes

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, peeps! I've baked bread for all of you. And ran to the gas station for some wine. 

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Breaking news: Nashua, NH is not Paris.

Now back to our regular scheduled programming.

I did look Mark's town up, and turns out he is in the boondocks, halfway up the eastern side of the state on the Maine border. 

But I bet there's still a Total Wine or a Shaw's a ten minute drive away. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Good evening, all you snarkalicious guys and gals. I missed Frolic with the Felons due to the inability to keep my eyes open, but I’ll catch up, I promise. 

In any event, did anyone accidentally sleep with the third person in the throuple unbeknownst to the first wife? Why does it feel like it’s all trumped up drama for their fake storyline.

With a throuple, the obvious storyline is jealousy. They probably picked straws to decide who would be the jealous one.

[Pepper Mostly]

How has this happened? I love Emily and Kobe now. I mean, I always liked him but she's been a pleasant surprise. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve got a feeling that after this show, I’m going to have to rush over to PBS to watch the new Wolf Hall episode? My brain will be screaming for some smart dialogue.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Hey bitches, I mean beaches!! Come get your green cards!! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve got a feeling that after this show, I’m going to have to rush over to PBS to watch the new Wolf Hall episode? My brain will be screaming for some smart dialogue.

Wait, the new Wolf Hall is on? Jesus, I'll have to DVR it, unless its available on Masterpiece, I have that. Of course I do. 

[kacesq]

Good evening friends!!! We missed you Friday @Auntie Anxiety so many bad choices on display already! 
 

did anyone’s significant other cheat on them? Please advise so I may stage a melodramatic scene…

[AR Traveler]

I knew I shouldn't have asked where to find "Frolicking with Felons".  Nah, totally worth it.  These choices make me look like Einstein.

Hoping all of you have peace tonight!

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t worry, Joan. You’ll be out of his mother’s house never in a decade or so.

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, the new Wolf Hall is on? Jesus, I'll have to DVR it, unless its available on Masterpiece, I have that. Of course I do. 

Wolf Hall is 9 Eastern. I’m taping it. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, HorrrGoodnight said:

Hey bitches, I mean beaches!! Come get your green cards!! 

They grow on trees here. 

Oh, Stevi is troubled. Mahdi's been here for forty eight hours and is not totally assimilated yet. She figures he'd be hanging at the arcade, wearing Levis, going to baseball games, buying a pickup, and shotgunning beer by now.

[kacesq]

Sarper is totally camping it up for the cameras. I’m not mad. Work for that check, Sarper babe!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Starting out again with Shekky and Sarper again this week? It’s too early for a toilet break, bidet or no bidet.

Edited Monday at 12:04 AM by Auntie Anxiety

[Gobi]

Poor throuple guy, never sure which vagina he's supposed to trip and fall into.

[MagicEyes]

Sarper seems more concerned about the lack of a bidet than with not being allowed to cook. This whole thing is very bizarre to me. 

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola, peeps! I've baked bread for all of you. And ran to the gas station for some wine. 

I did look Mark's town up, and turns out he is in the boondocks, halfway up the eastern side of the state on the Maine border. 

But I bet there's still a Total Wine or a Shaw's a ten minute drive away. 

I looked up his “Aviation Community.” There are two sections, https://windsockvillageairpark.com/

[Bees52]

Hey everybody!

 

Of course this show starts out with Shekky and Sharper in the toilet, uh, the bathroom.

[kacesq]

Does she have a house or an apartment or duplex???

[Shelbie]

Hi everyone. Glad to be here this week. Missed you last week.

[AR Traveler]

The bidet does not come close to peanut butter cups and pina coladas for ground-breaking inventions in all of mankind, Sarper.

[MagicEyes]

It seems like apartment size is one of the things you should talk about before you move in together. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Good evening friends!!! We missed you Friday @Auntie Anxiety so many bad choices on display already! 
 

Fun with Felons was not the same without Auntie! 

1 minute ago, AR Traveler said:

I knew I shouldn't have asked where to find "Frolicking with Felons".  Nah, totally worth it.  These choices make me look like Einstein.

Hoping all of you have peace tonight!

 

I knew you'd love it! Its just a festival of bad decisions, bad tattoo choices, and bad wigs. 

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I looked up his “Aviation Community.” There are two sections, https://windsockvillageairpark.com/

Oh so it’s not his personal runway…it’s an entire community for pilots. Got it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Backscratching is better in Turkey.

[Red Bridey]

Why doesn't Sarper demand Shekki get a new bed? How many "clients" did she service there during her escort days?

[MagicEyes]

I'm going to stalk Shekky's instagram to try to figure out the layout of her apartment. 

[HorrrGoodnight]

How dare she ask if ANYTHING is better than something in Turkey?

[Gobi]

Scratching your back is better in Turkey.

Ninja'd by @Auntie Anxiety!

Edited Monday at 12:07 AM by Gobi

[For Cereals]

This is a ridiculous setup.  Where did the daughter sleep?  I still call BS.

Edited Monday at 12:08 AM by For Cereals

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Of course this show starts out with Shekky and Sharper in the toilet, uh, the bathroom.

Now that I have a bidet, I have to say that living without one would be a deal breaker for me.

[AR Traveler]

Just now, HorrrGoodnight said:

How dare she ask if ANYTHING is better than something in Turkey?

That's our territory!

[MagicEyes]

Sarper's muscles are too large for this tiny apartment!

[kacesq]

Ugh onto Mina and Mark already. I need a break from them already.

LOL at the editors showing the Beware of Alligator sign.

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Now that I have a bidet, I have to say that living without one would be a deal breaker for me.

Since we're about to remodel, I've been thinking of getting one, too.  

[magemaud]

“You will be the first girl I **** in the US…” 

but not the last! 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

The bidet does not come close to peanut butter cups and pina coladas for ground-breaking inventions in all of mankind, Sarper.

PIzza cutter, boxed salad, and the air fryer top my list. 

[Gobi]

"You will be the first girl I fuck in the US." But not the last, I'm guessing.

Damn, ninja'd again! This time by @magemaud.

I have to type faster.

Edited Monday at 12:12 AM by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mina walks down the beach, trying to look like she’s the aggrieved party.

[JenE4]

sarper is going to be locked up here in this little room like a Charlotte Brontë character.

[kacesq]

Aww, Mina is squeezing out fake tears. Sniffle sniffle.

And Jordan, I have defended you. You can be annoyed that your idiot dad is starting a new family but at the end of the day, it’s his life.

[HorrrGoodnight]

She really thinks she can dictate whether or not her father has more children? Wild. 

[kacesq]

Mina you left your son behind. And what family? We know nothing about you.

[Red Bridey]

I was thinking a large man, a big dog and a little yappy dog and a business is a *lot* to fit into that tiny apartment. Shekki obviously has never considered that. 

It's hard to flounce off on a beach with nowhere to go!

[kacesq]

Just now, HorrrGoodnight said:

She really thinks she can dictate whether or not her father has more children? Wild. 

If the producers are not egging them on, this is seriously one of the worst scenarios I’ve seen as far as delusion and petulance go.

[MagicEyes]

Mark should show Mina his bank balance. I think she'd be out of there pretty quickly. 

[magemaud]

Mina sitting on the beach dressed like Wilma Flintstone looks like a character out of “Planet of the Apes” 

[Suzywriter]

On 3/16/2025 at 9:38 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

Her, um, "salon". Salon, yeah that's it. 

So, she jabs Botox into people, right? and possibly "vitamin supplements". And maybe steams vaginas. No wonder she doesn't want Sarper around. 

Wait, they can't cook at home? And he can't be there during the day? Girlfriend needs to rent herself a storefront. Who doesn't actually live in their own apartment? 

Shekky seems to be a back-alley Botox dealer!

[AR Traveler]

At the end of the day, it's Dad's right to be a dummy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

At least Jordan isn’t faking it, so that’s good. Mina seems to be a real harridan.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Why doesn't Sarper demand Shekki get a new bed? How many "clients" did she service there during her escort days?

Who says her escort days are over? She's already told him he can't be there while she's, um, "working". 

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I'm going to stalk Shekky's instagram to try to figure out the layout of her apartment. 

Excellent! Report back. 

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Sarper's muscles are too large for this tiny apartment!

"Honey, you can't flex in here. Go to the gym"

1 minute ago, AR Traveler said:

Since we're about to remodel, I've been thinking of getting one, too.  

You really should. We bought a fancy bidet seat that cost more than the toilet. It has a heated seat, a dry feature, temperature control for the water, and OSCILLATION. I love it so much.