S11.LIVE CHAT All Episodes

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Of the Blow Up variety.

MySexDoll dot com.

 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I don't see Mina wanting to work at anything.

Filters…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nothing more pleasant than driving around with a screaming baby in the back seat.

[HorrrGoodnight]

That baby is killing me inside. I know Juan wants to swim to the nearest cruise ship. 

[magemaud]

16 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Probably faster, too, if he's landing at the same airport where her flight is.

He said she’d take a cab alone between Logan and a small airport outside of Boston then fly in his plane to New Hampshire but I think he just wants to show off because it’s less than two hours by car. 

Edited Monday at 01:58 AM by magemaud

[tvrox]

Why didn't she get a suite or connecting rooms? The kids are old enough for that. 

[judylo]

Ah, the doomed couple. Reddit has quite a bit to say about Jessica and her brats, and how Juan will flee asap.

[MagicEyes]

I had friends who had three boys, and I think they feed off of each other's energy.  It's more than three times the energy of one boy. 

[AR Traveler]

Juan gave up traveling the world (admittedly not glamorous working on a ship) for two heathens, a baby, and Jessica in a hotel room in Outer Backscratch, Wyoming.

ETA: Outer Backscratch comes in a bit. I think this is Denver.

Edited Monday at 01:46 AM by AR Traveler

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why though? France is a nice country to live in, a fairly good social safety net and good healthcare. 

Right? I'd rather live in France than the US these days. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yessica’s kids are out of control. I would NEVER stand for their roughhousing and treating a hotel bed like a trampoline.

[MagicEyes]

I hope nobody watches the Baldwin show. It needs to be canceled ASAP. 

[Suzywriter]

The baby is delectable.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I had friends who had three boys, and I think they feed off of each other's energy.  It's more than three times the energy of one boy. 

I had two sons, three years apart. All is ever took was one look from me and they knew I’d had enough.

[Gobi]

Is the film crew sleeping in the same room with them?

[tvrox]

Rollicking Turkish tune time!! You all can't see, but I'm dancing. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I had friends who had three boys, and I think they feed off of each other's energy.  It's more than three times the energy of one boy. 

This, exactly. I have two boys and that was enough. Three would have either been awesome or a nightmare 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? I'd rather live in France than the US these days. 

I seriously looked into moving there, but it is difficult without a job. I don’t want to move and risk not finding anything or being able to stay.

[For Cereals]

They look like 90210 rejects

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarper needs to change his face? Hilarious.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Zoolander and The Silicone Siren

[MagicEyes]

Is it just me, or are there a lot of children on this season? I don't like small children being involved in these messes. 

[Red Bridey]

What the hell is this cosplay Shekki and Sarper are engaging in? 

[sainte-chapelle]

No…his face looks the same all the time

[tvrox]

Who wears a bandana and an unbuttoned shirt to go see the parents??? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarper in his muscle shirt disturbs e as much as any guy wearing a tank top. Just no.

[Gobi]

Leaving your family behind is better in Turkey.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Who wears a bandana and an unbuttoned shirt to go see the parents??? 

Maybe just Joe Dirt and Sarper.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

Juan gave up traveling the world (admittedly not glamorous working on a ship) for two heathens, a baby, and Jessica in a hotel room in Outer Backscratch, Wyoming.

Poor Juan. He's going to age ten years in the next ninety days. Those boys are out of control and you just know that she threw up her hands years ago and lets them run wild. And she's going to expect Juan to take on the daddy role? If he so much as raises an eyebrow at them she'll be all over him like a rash. Recipe for disaster.

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is she wearing a nightgown and head scarf?

[AR Traveler]

Shekky is coming off her shift at that pirate bar from Bar Rescue, to go to Turkey and meet the Ken doll's parents.

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

This, exactly. I have two boys and that was enough. Three would have either been awesome or a nightmare 

My mom had three boys in a row and then were blessed by my arrival, the only daughter! (And then had a fourth boy after me, unfortunately ruining my status as the last and best! 😉)

[judylo]

Wait, did Sarper have that facial hair before?

[Suzywriter]

Sarper's natural dad is better looking than Boy Bratz doll

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

No…his face looks the same all the time

Happy, sad,thoughtful, puzzled, aghast, horrified.....

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

The baby is delectable.

But he doesn’t look a lot like Juan…
Btw, do people usually keep the luggage cart in their hotel room? 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is she wearing a nightgown and head scarf?

She's "Rock of Love" Barbie. (I never watched the show, but I'm very culturally aware)

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Wait, did Sarper have that facial hair before?

It’s probably fake.

[kacesq]

Just now, magemaud said:

But he doesn’t look a lot like Juan…
Btw, do people usually keep the luggage cart in their hotel room? 

Based on the Reddit forums for hotel employees, no you’re not supposed to…but entitled people do it. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s probably fake.

What about him isn’t ?

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Why didn't she get a suite or connecting rooms? The kids are old enough for that. 

I'm sure she wanted to, but the PA convinced her that her kids rampaging through a hotel room as poor exhausted Juan tried to relax would be great TV. 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, magemaud said:

But he doesn’t look a lot like Juan…
Btw, do people usually keep the luggage cart in their hotel room? 

No! What is wrong with these people?

Also, that little Parisian baby is cuuuuuute!!  Too bad her daddy is an old American guy.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Happy, sad,thoughtful, puzzled, aghast, horrified.....

Only his eyes move, much like my pet turtle.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Also, that little Parisian baby is cuuuuuute!!  Too bad her daddy is an old American guy fart.

FTFY

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Poor Juan. He's going to age ten years in the next ninety days. Those boys are out of control and you just know that she threw up her hands years ago and lets them run wild. And she's going to expect Juan to take on the daddy role? If he so much as raises an eyebrow at them she'll be all over him like a rash. Recipe for disaster.

I’m still shocked that she’s some kind of “mental health counselor” unless that’s code for something else 

Edited Monday at 01:59 AM by magemaud

[AR Traveler]

Looking at Sarper's dad, aging is better in Turkey.

[Gobi]

Where's the throuple? Looking for a fourth for bridge?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Boston. Old stomping grounds.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Maria is an interesting name for a French American baby lol

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s probably fake.

Dryer lint from the flannel shirt.