S14.E7: What the Chuck?

[hoodooznoodooz]

2 hours ago, Sweet-tea said:

Mauricio may have named Dorit as the wife he wanted to boink in another scene too. I can't remember. 

I think PK asked him which wife he’d want to boink, but they couldn’t answer Dorit or Kyle. Mauricio quickly replied, “Dorit.“ PK said, “No, we can’t choose Dorit or Kyle.“ So Mauricio said, “Rinna.”

[Sweet-tea]

1 hour ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I think PK asked him which wife he’d want to boink, but they couldn’t answer Dorit or Kyle. Mauricio quickly replied, “Dorit.“ PK said, “No, we can’t choose Dorit or Kyle.“ So Mauricio said, “Rinna.”

What did PK say? Was it Erika? 

[hoodooznoodooz]

1 hour ago, Sweet-tea said:

What did PK say? Was it Erika? 

You have a good memory. This is from reddit:

 

House-husbands Mauricio Umansky and PK Kemsley were filmed talking about which woman in the group was “best dressed.”

“They look nice, the ladies, don’t they?” Kemsley said, prompting Umansky to reply, “Dorit’s dress is beautiful, Erika [Jayne’s] dress is short.”

“Who wins?” Kemsley asked, to which Umansky responded, “My wife,” Kyle Richards. “If we had to take the wives out of who wins, who wins?” Kemsley continued.

“Your wife,” Umansky said without missing a beat, in reference to Kemsley’s spouse, Dorit. Kemsley then clarified that both his wife and Umansky’s wife had to be out of the mix.

“Oh, so I have to pick anybody but my wife and your wife?” Umansky asked. At the count of three, the two revealed their picks: Umansky chose Lisa Rinna, who was dressed in a long-sleeved, sequined gold gown, and Kemsley chose Erika Jayne, who wore a black minidress and self-described “hooker” shoes that were sky-high.

[ZettaK]

5 hours ago, Sweet-tea said:

I've noticed it too. I wonder if she had a facelift and the surgeon tightened her jawline too much. It looks like more than just her lips. Her jaw looks tighter and more square. Maybe a chin implant that hasn't settled? And she looks more like Kathy now in the lower face. 

I think she had jaw and chin surgery a couple of years ago because they were too square/too prominent. And it's possible she had a facelift recently. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

On 1/16/2025 at 11:05 PM, hoodooznoodooz said:

I found it refreshing that none of the housewives sexually harassed the tennis instructor.

Can you imagine if that was old school RHNY?

[Rahul]

On 1/14/2025 at 9:40 PM, lemoncake said:

A low rent Chuck E Cheese pizza party is exactly what Erika deserves for her victimhood. 

Not even that. 

I am enjoying Boze in her talking heads and am pleased she can remain neutral in her interactions but also clock Kyle for the manipulator she is. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Part of the charm of the Showbiz pizza that turned into Chuck E Cheese was the crappy yet oddly hypnotizing band that would play ..   

 

come to think of it Erika should have felt right at home .. wooden robotic performance to a pre recorded track …  

Edited Sunday at 05:38 PM by Keywestclubkid

[SweetieDarling]

One of my friends had a son that would yell "I don't like the rat!" when he (the guy in the Chuck E Cheese costume)would come out to interact with the kids

Edited Monday at 02:41 AM by SweetieDarling

[SemiCharmedLife]

8 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Part of the charm of the Showbiz pizza that turned into Chuck E Cheese was the crappy yet oddly hypnotizing band that would play ..   

 

come to think of it Erika should have felt right at home .. wooden robotic performance to a pre recorded track …  

So shady!  Comparing the Chuck E Band to Erika Jayne---- that's an insult to the furry musicians!!!  😂

[ladle1]

On 1/14/2025 at 8:57 PM, Mr. Miner said:

Please take off your shoes is so unwelcoming.🤷🏻‍♂️

Eh, it's not the rule in my house but I know plenty of people who do this and for some of them it's cultural. 

[ladle1]

Garcelle’s delivery of the lesbian line had me cackling like a loon. 

I was watching with my headphones on while my kids were in the room and they were like, “Mom, what’s going on? Are you okay?!” 

😂😂😂

[ladle1]

I’m still trying to wrap my mind around Kyle’s reasons for sharing that text. 

Did she honestly think it exonerated her? 

Was she worried that PK would leak it and she was trying to get in front of it? 

[ladle1]

On 1/14/2025 at 10:29 PM, Marley said:

These ladies are so shocked to take their shoes off in a house. To me not taking off your shoes is a shock lol it's rude.

I’m fascinated by the women on the show, and the posters here, who find it odd to be asked to take off their shoes at someone’s house! I’d say that more often than not when I enter someone’s house I’m asked to remove my shoes. Meanwhile, my house is “shoe optional” which seems to thoroughly confuse people. 😂 I wear my shoes because I have foot issues, but I always make my kids take theirs off and leave them in the rack by the door, mainly because otherwise they’ll fling them all over the house and won’t be able to find them when they need them. Visitors can do whatever makes them more comfortable! 

it would be interesting to see an analysis of shoeless (not toothless) practices by age/race/socioeconomic status/etc. 

[Pi237]

In my small plot of the world, it's weird, and somewhat rude, to be asked to remove your shoes.  Unless you've walked through a mud pit to get inside, not really necessary. Especially if you have a dog-jig is up on dirt etc coming inside.  Just get some throw rugs. And it's not like we're going into your bedrooms. Visits are usually common areas-kitchen, tv room. Feels too intimate or something to expose your feet, even with socks on. I also have arch issues so that would be painful after a short while. 

However, if I'm given a heads up before I get there, I'm totally fine bringing in some clean slippers to wear. Its your house, your rules. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

I always have to remind myself to wear socks without any holes if I’m going over to someone’s house.

My parents came over from China. We always had to take our shoes off and wear ugly, polyurethane slippers. Which they also provided to any visitors. Who were mostly Chinese immigrants, so they were 100% on board.

One time I needed to get something quickly from my room. But I was wearing boots that were difficult to take off and put on. So I crawled on my hands and knees, holding my boots up from the floor.

Now I wear sneakers in my own home (after wiping them diligently on the welcome mat). I rush around a lot, and stub my toes often, so the sneakers kind of absorb most of the impact. Also, I am faster in sneakers. 

[CharlizeCat]

I have shoes and slippers that are designated as indoors only.  I also have feet issues, so I can't go around barefoot or in stocking feet at home. I am not sure why/when I started this process, but now, it's habit. 😁 

[Natalie68]

16 hours ago, ladle1 said:

Garcelle’s delivery of the lesbian line had me cackling like a loon. 

I was watching with my headphones on while my kids were in the room and they were like, “Mom, what’s going on? Are you okay?!” 

😂😂😂

same

[FlyingEgret]

I normally take my shoes off as soon as I enter my house just for comfort reasons and don't care if visitors do so or not. However, this thread popped into my head yesterday when after shoveling and salting the front of my property I had to grab something quickly from a room at the back of my house; I didn't think anything of keeping my boots on until 2 hours later when I noticed dried salt-stained footprints all through my kitchen. Lesson learned! 

[njbchlover]

On 1/19/2025 at 1:03 PM, SweetieDarling said:

One of my friends had a son that would yell "I don't like the rat!" when he (the guy in the Chuck E Cheese costume)would come out to interact with the kids

My niece actually WAS Chuck E Cheese when she worked there.  She said it was horrible!!!!  The costume was hot and smelly, you had a hard time seeing on either side (no peripheral vision) and kids either mauled you because they loved you, or they screamed and cried because they were scared.  And, parents were horrible.  

[AnnMarie17]

On 1/18/2025 at 3:46 PM, Sweet-tea said:

I've noticed it too. I wonder if she had a facelift and the surgeon tightened her jawline too much. It looks like more than just her lips. Her jaw looks tighter and more square. Maybe a chin implant that hasn't settled? And she looks more like Kathy now in the lower face. 

That's exactly what I noticed, the bottom half has changed again.  She is 100% morphing into Kathy (and that is NOT a complement). 

[ladle1]

I was shocked by how different Kyle looked in the "You're such a fucking liar, Camille" flashback. (Which, can I just say? I have a neighbor named Camille, and she is a lovely person, but every. time. I say her name, I hear Kyle's voice in my head calling her a "fucking liar"?? I digress...).

[ladle1]

On 1/15/2025 at 11:34 PM, albarino said:

Like you, I have never been in this situation but I have heard, that in the end, you end up kind of picking sides (intentionally or not).  Why does Dorit think Kyle should pick her side?  

If I were going through a breakup, and I found out my good girlfriend had reached out to my ex and said "I'm still your friend and you can tell me anything and I'll never betray your confidence," I would be hurt! I get that Kyle was friends with them both, but she was more Dorit's friend, and that's got to sting. 

Of course, Kyle has every "right" to pick PK's side, or to say she's not going to pick a side, if that's what she wants.

To me, the bigger issue is that Kyle claimed not to do that. She called herself a "girl's girl" and claimed she was only exchanging memes and emojis with PK. Reaching out to someone and saying you'll always be their friend and that you'll never betray their confidence is a far cry from what she was insinuating! 

Also, the whole "How could Dorit think I would do anything inappropriate?!" is such a fucking red herring. ("Such a fucking red herring, Camille!") I don't think Dorit, or anyone else, believes that Kyle is having some sort of steamy affair with PK....hold on, throwing up a little...... Nobody is claiming that, Kyle! 

[ZettaK]

2 minutes ago, ladle1 said:

If I were going through a breakup, and I found out my good girlfriend had reached out to my ex and said "I'm still your friend and you can tell me anything and I'll never betray your confidence," I would be hurt! I get that Kyle was friends with them both, but she was more Dorit's friend, and that's got to sting. 

Of course, Kyle has every "right" to pick PK's side, or to say she's not going to pick a side, if that's what she wants.

To me, the bigger issue is that Kyle claimed not to do that. She called herself a "girl's girl" and claimed she was only exchanging memes and emojis with PK. Reaching out to someone and saying you'll always be their friend and that you'll never betray their confidence is a far cry from what she was insinuating! 

Also, the whole "How could Dorit think I would do anything inappropriate?!" is such a fucking red herring. ("Such a fucking red herring, Camille!") I don't think Dorit, or anyone else, believes that Kyle is having some sort of steamy affair with PK....hold on, throwing up a little...... Nobody is claiming that, Kyle! 

But Kyle and Dorit were not friends anymore, let alone good friends. Kyle told Dorit on the show they were not close for some time. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

11 minutes ago, ladle1 said:

I was shocked by how different Kyle looked in the "You're such a fucking liar, Camille" flashback. (Which, can I just say? I have a neighbor named Camille, and she is a lovely person, but every. time. I say her name, I hear Kyle's voice in my head calling her a "fucking liar"?? I digress...).

I googled Kyle’s cosmetic surgeons. Wow, they did an amazing job. Kyle looks very classically beautiful now. 
 

But it’s sad that she wasn’t satisfied with the way she used to look. She was always very cute, pretty. 
 

Does Portia look at old photos or watch the show and wonder why her mother felt the need to change the way she looks? 
 

Alexia, Sophia and Portia all look like Mauricio and his mom. Not classically beautiful. How many surgeries will they undergo? 

[hoodooznoodooz]

3 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

But Kyle and Dorit were not friends anymore, let alone good friends. Kyle told Dorit on the show they were not close for some time. 

Girl Code: even if you’re no longer close friends, you were close friends once. You shared personal, private, intimate thoughts.
 

Choose ANY other man, who is not the ex-husband of a once-close friend to text and to promise not to betray confidences.

[snarts]

Let's see Kyle's reaction were Dorit to send Mauricio that same text...

 

[ladle1]

1 hour ago, ZettaK said:

But Kyle and Dorit were not friends anymore, let alone good friends. Kyle told Dorit on the show they were not close for some time. 

I'd still feel hurt if I were in Dorit's shoes. And I sure as heck think Kyle would be pissed if Dorit did the same thing with Mauricio. 

But again, the appalling part is not that Kyle texted PK -- which is her right -- but rather that she completely lied about the nature of the texts. 

[ZettaK]

Kyle then and now.

[ladle1]

Like, from the way Kyle initially described the exchanges between PK and herself, I was on her side! I could see how if I had been accustomed to exchanging memes with my friend's [or ex-friend's or whatever] husband, and then he continued to send me memes after they had broken up, I might just continue to respond with laughing-crying emojis or whatever, because I am non-confrontational and that would be easier than making it A Whole Thing by saying "I will no longer respond to these memes out of loyalty to Dorit." 

[Natalie68]

4 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

Kyle then and now.

Woah.  Side by side it's jarring. That is a shit ton of work.  You kinda forget since it was gradual.

[hoodooznoodooz]

37 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

Kyle then and now.

That is the worst I have ever seen her current lower lip! 

[ZettaK]

45 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

Woah.  Side by side it's jarring. That is a shit ton of work.  You kinda forget since it was gradual.

Let me just say that I think she looked fine before, but women get obsessed with what is "popular" regarding external appearance on social media, etc. 

[ZettaK]

1 hour ago, ladle1 said:

Like, from the way Kyle initially described the exchanges between PK and herself, I was on her side! I could see how if I had been accustomed to exchanging memes with my friend's [or ex-friend's or whatever] husband, and then he continued to send me memes after they had broken up, I might just continue to respond with laughing-crying emojis or whatever, because I am non-confrontational and that would be easier than making it A Whole Thing by saying "I will no longer respond to these memes out of loyalty to Dorit." 

She said on the show that PK didn't tell her anything after the separation, and before that they exchanged only jokes, and memes, and it was mostly him that did it. I believe her because he would be stupid to say anything now, when they didn’t have this kind of relationship previously, and he is anything but stupid. I think she meant she wouldn't discuss anything with Dorit that she might know via Mauricio, although I doubt PK discusses anything in detail, even with Mauricio, or she wouldn't duscuss past issues. I also doubt that Mauricio would be so forthcoming about everything (even their personal issues) now that they are separated. 

Edited Tuesday at 11:37 PM by ZettaK