Season 13 Live Chat

[Chicklet]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"I'm afraid I might stroke out. At least if I die in the dairy aisle I'll die happy"

Surely he'd rather die in the ice cream aisle. I mean I would.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure he’s going to order a healthy meal.

[MagicEyes]

And now he's starving because he worked SO HARD with the grocery shopping! (Also, didn't they buy anything for lunch with that full cart?)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Chicklet said:

Surely he'd rather die in the ice cream aisle. I mean I would.

I’m awaiting the delivery of my newest acquisition, a Cuisinart ice cream maker. $50. It was a steal!

[HorrrGoodnight]

They never eat what they buy at the store. Large stuffed crust meat lovers 16 wings every single word is a disaster.

[lemoncake]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's a pastor and I'm a turkey. He probably has a "divinity degree" from some online diploma mill, and has never had a church appointment. 

I cannot tell you how many "doctors of divinity" from every half baked unaccredited schools applied for every faculty position at my university. Ugh

Edited February 13 by lemoncake

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear God and now he's ordering a pizza and wings! I CANNOT. So wait, did he order all this just for himself? Everyone else in the house can just gnaw on some scraps? What a tool.

[sainte-chapelle]

Any veggies on that pizza? No? Ok then. Dude is rude too, ordering people around. Get your own order

[CrazyInAlabama]

So breakfast was probably 5,000 calories, his lunch order to his mother was equally full of calories, and then he orders a stuffed crust large pizza with piles of toppings? 

Two hours on the road and he orders enough food at the drive thru for 10 people.    

Edited February 13 by CrazyInAlabama

[Chicklet]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m awaiting the delivery of my newest acquisition, a Cuisinart ice cream maker. $50. It was a steal!

I'm jealous. I love ice cream but a dairy allergy put a halt to all that. Makes me very sad.

Edited February 13 by Chicklet

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I'm curious about how much it costs to eat like this. A dozen eggs, a pound of bacon, six croissants, and that's just breakfast for one person.

FOR ONE DAY! 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Surely he'd rather die in the ice cream aisle. I mean I would.

I'll be right next to you

[ams1001]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Any veggies on that pizza? No? Ok then. Dude is rude too, ordering people around. Get your own order

Does tomato sauce count as a serving of fruit?

[babyhouseman]

I'm sure he'll want a church that serves good Louisiana cooking.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, lemoncake said:

I cannot tell you how many "doctors of divinity" from every half baked unaccepted schools applied for every faculty position at my university. Ugh

😁 I'm a marriage minister with a free online divinity degree! I perform real, legal weddings...so far, no one has arrested me.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m awaiting the delivery of my newest acquisition, a Cuisinart ice cream maker. $50. It was a steal!

Oh nice! I had one when my kids were little. Good ice cream, lots of different recipes to try

[lemoncake]

A trip to Great Wolf Lodge sounds to me like a trip to the depths of hell

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Any veggies on that pizza? No? Ok then. Dude is rude too, ordering people around. Get your own order

Right? He picks up the phone and doesn't even throw out a token "I'm calling Tony's for a pizza, anyone want anything?" Asshole. I could grow to hate him quite cordially. Spoiled whiny man baby. 

[Chicklet]

They are driving to Texas? Surely we will get fast food and lots of whining.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

I'm sure he'll want a church that serves good Louisiana cooking.

He'll inspect the kitchen facilities and closely question the church ladies about their dirty rice recipes.

[OoogleEyes]

"Jay and Pamela" 

Good lort 

[ams1001]

I love how they explain who Dr. Now is like the audience doesn't know.

[HorrrGoodnight]

Are we packing snacks? 

[lemoncake]

Do we get a road trip? Omg

[mmecorday]

He's going to meet a man named Dr. Nowzardan. Ooh, I think I've heard of that guy. 

[sainte-chapelle]

You need the diet…you need the diet….you alllll need the diet

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

😁 I'm a marriage minister with a free online divinity degree! I perform real, legal weddings...so far, no one has arrested me.

I'll call you if I ever need to get married! 

[Chicklet]

Ok I'm going to hell but "weebles wobble but they don't fall down" is in my head.

[Eldemarge]

I am ALSO driving to Houston tomorrow!  Just staying for the night. Excited about going to eat at Waffle House because we don't have one in San Antonio.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go. "I don't know how I'll be able to hold up for the car ride. I will be in pain. My legs will hurt, as will my back. Only ribs and tacos can assuage my agony"

[lemoncake]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

😁 I'm a marriage minister with a free online divinity degree! I perform real, legal weddings...so far, no one has arrested me.

My nephew just got married and his best man got one of those so he could marry them. It was great!

[HorrrGoodnight]

Why is the mom even asking about food, she's horrible.

[sainte-chapelle]

They are passing his favourite restaurant…Jesus take the wheel

[ams1001]

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mandatory stop for knee pain. How fortuitous that it’s the same stop as his favorite fast food restaurant.

[Pepper Mostly]

His "favorite restaurant" has a drive through. I don't know what to do with this knowledge.

[sainte-chapelle]

Of course the pain wasn’t bad enough to stop before his favourite restaurant 

[ams1001]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I am ALSO driving to Houston tomorrow!  Just staying for the night. Excited about going to eat at Waffle House because we don't have one in San Antonio.

Say hi to my Aunt Judy!

[katycat74]

Methinks he has a lit of favorite restaurants..

 

[lemoncake]

So far we have shopping, road trip, drive thru, plus tiny dogs!

[HorrrGoodnight]

Y'all didn't want nothing did you?

[babyhouseman]

First time a pounder went to their favorite restaurant on the way. He ordered balls.

[Chicklet]

IS he even sharing this banquet??

Nope, doesn't seem like it.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

His "favorite restaurant" has a drive through. I don't know what to do with this knowledge.

Oh …I expected…not a take out window…..oh

[katycat74]

Just now, katycat74 said:

Methinks he has a lot

of favorite restaurants..

 

 

[Eldemarge]

Next time I get a UTI, I will remember that eating makes the pain go away and I don't actually need to get antibiotics.  Cool cool.

[ams1001]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

His "favorite restaurant" has a drive through. I don't know what to do with this knowledge.

I was thinking along the same lines. My favorite restaurant makes me actually get out of the car.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Juan: Let’s get back on the road. We’ll need to stop again in about an hour for the next meal.

[Suzywriter]

16 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

Is that safe since it's grape?

It's *sugar free* grape...double danger!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, lemoncake said:

So far we have shopping, road trip, drive thru, plus tiny dogs!

You're getting close to Bingo!