Season 13 Live Chat

[lemoncake]

Dude, you aren't going to Houston

[aliya]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

I remember her.  Stayed with her brother in Houston, and just started or was about to start college?  

Kelly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nine fucking thirty!! Dog hours.

[ams1001]

I can't help but wonder if the masks are more for covid or the smell. Maybe they're lined with vaporub or something.

[AnnaBaptist]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

727. Like the jumbo jet.

He looks huge, unfortunately. 

[Hellga]

Hopes the scale is on his side.  Dude, the scale helps those who help themselves...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just think, Gary, at this point you could probably have lost two hundred pounds, had you resisted the siren song of cupcakes. 

[babyhouseman]

He said maybe the scale will be on his side. The scale doesn't lie and doesn't care.

[SunnyBeBe]

When this first came on, it looked like he was missing teeth.  Now he has the teeth.  Did I miss him getting dental work done?  

[ams1001]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

He's going to a local clinic to get weighed. 

I know, I meant in his delusion where Dr. Now approves for him to come to his office.

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, mk828 said:

I always think back to that one girl from a few seasons back who died from heart failure. She was trying so hard and unfortunately didn't make it. Yet this lazy tub of lard is getting worse and isn't taking advantage of this opportunity.  

Yea that one broke my heart. She did everything right but unfortunately the damage was done

[mk828]

2 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I feel sorry for the transport guys, sheesh.

I say it every season, the true MVPs of this show are the camera crews. Can you imagine what they have seen/smelled over the years?!? 

[lemoncake]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

727. Like the jumbo jet.

747 - the widest of the widebodies

[Hellga]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Just think, Gary, at this point you could probably have lost two hundred pounds, had you resisted the siren song of cupcakes. 

Hmm... living to 60 without cupcakes or dying at 40 with all the cupcakes he could want.  Are those extra 20 years devoid of all cupcakes, joy and meaning even worth it???

[mk828]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Yea that one broke my heart. She did everything right but unfortunately the damage was done

Yea it was the only episode where I was truly heartbroken after an episode. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hellga said:

Hmm... living to 60 without cupcakes or dying at 40 with all the cupcakes he could want.  Are those extra 20 years devoid of all cupcakes, joy and meaning even worth it???

Tough choice 🤔

[lemoncake]

Just now, mk828 said:

I say it every season, the true MVPs of this show are the camera crews. Can you imagine what they have seen/smelled over the years?!? 

I love how the camera people and editors include visual snark by taking the shots in the most unattractive positions possible 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

Hmm... living to 60 without cupcakes or dying at 40 with all the cupcakes he could want.  Are those extra 20 years devoid of all cupcakes, joy and meaning even worth it???

Seize the day, baby!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, lemoncake said:

I love how the camera people and editors include visual snark by taking the shots in the most unattractive positions possible 

They are Honorary Pounders, each and every one. 

[Chicklet]

Wooo 5 pounds.

[lemoncake]

5 effing pounds lol. Probably took a big dump right before he left

Edited 4 hours ago by lemoncake

[MagicEyes]

I'm surprised he lost weight (only five pounds, but still)

[ams1001]

Five pounds? Did I get that right?

[CrazyInAlabama]

That chair looks like the one Pauline used to have.   

Month 7-I wonder if that Burger King giant soda is diet?   I bet it isn't.  At least Gary's wearing shorts. 

First weigh in was 764 lbs. 

Month 8 weigh in 759.  He lost 5 lbs. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, sweet little tap dancing baby Jesus, he has lost FIVE WHOLE POUNDS. I cannot. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ooops. He gained weight. Maybe he doesn’t understand the concept of trying to weigh less?

[ams1001]

Honestly I expected him to gain.

[Hellga]

759.

I wanted to say 758 but I really wanted to give him a benefit of the doubt so I said 753.  OK, I learned.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Chicklet said:

Wooo 5 pounds.

Must have taken a dump before his weigh in.

[sainte-chapelle]

LOL that is like…a poop

[HorrrGoodnight]

You lost 5 not 6 Sir

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ooops. He gained weight. Maybe he doesn’t understand the concept of trying to weigh less?

My mistake. Five pounds one way or the other is meaningless.

[magemaud]

I’m sure Gary could take a six pound dump 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dr. Now, cut him loose. Find another patient who really wants this.

[sainte-chapelle]

I am a normal weight and when I got sick (COVID)I lost 5 pounds In two weeks. He should have lost that in two days 

Edited 4 hours ago by sainte-chapelle

[lemoncake]

Just now, magemaud said:

I’m sure Gary could take a six pound dump 

All cupcakes 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gary’s going to work hard. Again.

[ams1001]

So "the numbers fluctuate" when he's making excuses but five pounds is a little bit of progress when he wants to convince Dr. Now he's done something. 

He's giving him another two months?

I guess it doesn't make much difference to Dr. Now, though. It's not like he's really taking up much of his time as a patient. A short phone call every couple months?

[Hellga]

Heh, whole grain vegetables.  We are lucky if it's a cake with some whole wheat flour in it...

[Chicklet]

Just now, Hellga said:

Heh, whole grain vegetables.  We are lucky if it's a cake with some whole wheat flour in it...

Could be carrot cake! That's a vegetable. 

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Seize the day, baby!

Carpe cupcakes! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am a normal weight and when I got sick (COVID)I lost 5 pounds In two weeks. He should have lost that in two days 

He could have lost five pounds in an AFTERNOON.

Oh, he's yawning. It's been an exhausting ordeal for him, poor dear. 

[ams1001]

Nine months and we've gotten nowhere. A whole new baby could have been made in the time he's done nothing.

[mk828]

I gotta work my butt off.. So what were you doing for the last 6+ months?? 

Edited 4 hours ago by mk828

[Hellga]

I wonder whether he actually can understand the diet, if it's not just procrastination.  He never graduated from high school, he isn't the sharpest tool in the drawer and remember than some 40% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate.  It won't surprise me if he is in fact unable to read Dr. Now's book in its entirety and understands only a small portion of what he had read...

[ams1001]

Do those weights even weigh five pounds?

Edited 4 hours ago by ams1001

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

Heh, whole grain vegetables.  We are lucky if it's a cake with some whole wheat flour in it...

Probably Carrot Cake, with lots of cream cheese frosting on it. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Poor guy is tired

[HorrrGoodnight]

He's eating like a bird? Like the LiMu Emu? Is he saving us money on car insurance?

[MagicEyes]

His weights are the same color as his short-shorts. He's so well-coordinated!