Season 13 Live Chat

[CrazyInAlabama]

So Mike goes to a local clinic for a weigh in.   473, after 7 months when he was over 500?   This is not a good sitchuasion.    37 lbs down in 7 months is bad.   Mike is a master of lame excuses.    

That lunch he made for the kids was awful.   His carb eating is going to turn into gaining I bet.   He shouldn't be giving the kids junk food either.  Mike is still delusional, bet he quits the program soon.  

Bet Chrystal quits too. 

Edited April 3 by CrazyInAlabama

[Red Bridey]

Why does this guy park in the handicapped spot? I don't see a handicapped sticker on or in the car. 

Yeah, if you were busy you shouldn't have time to eat, you big liar. Cut the crap and just frigging do it.

[sainte-chapelle]

I do not understand how this man got custody of the kids. Excuses excuses Mike

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Why does this guy park in the handicapped spot? I don't see a handicapped sticker on or in the car. 

Yeah, if you were busy you shouldn't have time to eat, you big liar. Cut the crap and just frigging do it.

If he played sports with them everyday like he said then he would have lost the weight

[babyhouseman]

He's one of those people who gets his weight down enough to be functional then doesn't want to lose any more.

[OoogleEyes]

LAME!!

Now he has full custody? WTAF. I really want to hear their love story. 

[Chicklet]

A lot of Mike's life makes no sense- custody, IT job, no weight loss, no therapy. Nope not that busy.

[sainte-chapelle]

Grab a chicken salad Mike…Jesus my brain

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

How the hell does he decide where to start on her? There is a skin explosion all over her body.

Plastic surgeons of the world, hear our plea!!

[ams1001]

Dude, part of making a good life for your kids is having a father who is reasonably healthy.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

LAME!!

Now he has full custody? WTAF. I really want to hear their love story. 

Right..like…how? My only guess is that the wife decided out of court to give it a chance. Let him pay for their activities and spend time with them for a change.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Just now, ams1001 said:

Dude, part of making a good life for your kids is having a father who is reasonably healthy.

And not feeding them a lunch that looks like that stuff he threw together.   Bet he hits the drive thrus with the kids constantly, and only tosses something together for the kids when the camera crew is there. 

[Pepper Mostly]

10 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I do not understand how this man got custody of the kids. Excuses excuses Mike

I do not believe he got custody of his kids. How could he? He gets visitation now and the odd weekend, so of course he exaggerated. Because he's Superdad, don't you know. 

Edited April 3 by Pepper Mostly

[Chicklet]

I'm sure his mother is thrilled he got out of her basement.

[Red Bridey]

Who's the random girl beside the daughter, sitting beside him?

Dude, you still weigh 400 lbs and that's after WLS. That is awful. You are no paragon of parental virtue.

Edited April 3 by Red Bridey

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

He's one of those people who gets his weight down enough to be functional then doesn't want to lose any more.

Agreed. He won't lose another ounce. He thinks he's done enough. Dude, you still weigh almost five hundred pounds! 

[sainte-chapelle]

This is for show…I believe the grandparents pay almost all of the time

[OoogleEyes]

Trampolining. 

 

[Pepper Mostly]

His daughter is "sick". Sure she is. She's just tired of being bored out of her mind while her dad and brothers bro out.

[OoogleEyes]

So, fuck you Dr. Now?

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t think his daughter likes him much…he sat there looking disinterested in the park and now she is sick. I don’t blame her. Mike will gain it all back 

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

His daughter is "sick". Sure she is. She's just tired of being bored out of her mind while her dad and brothers bro out.

It’s obvious the boys are more important to him. He barely engaged with his daughter and didn’t ask her what she would like to do.

[Pepper Mostly]

If he lived with those kids full time he wouldn't be so obsessed with doing all these outings and "spending quality time". He stuffs the weekends he has them with all these activities so he's the "fun dad". He's the biggest phony who ever phonied. 

[Red Bridey]

Nope, no snake for me. But good for Chrystal. I hope her daughters have learned some important lessons. Unlike Mike's poor kids. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Good Lord she came a long way…good for her, she worked very hard

[CrazyInAlabama]

So, he quit therapy, soon to be followed by quitting Dr. Now's program, and then putting every ounce back on.   

Chrystal is under 300, that's amazing.  Skin removal and the pain and recovery involved will be a surprise to her.  At least she's mobile and off oxygen. 

[Chicklet]

Well this was fun and Mike is annoying. Hope everyone has a good rest of the week!

[babyhouseman]

You never know who's going to have success. It's been fun. Good night.

[Pepper Mostly]

OMG, its over? 

Well, frens, thanks for all the laughs! Hope I'll see you Friday for fun with felons, meanwhile, have a great week! Love you all, MWAH!

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night friends, I’ll try to make it out for felon Friday

[OoogleEyes]

She worked hard. Yeah, she's no fashion queen, but she's still a Queen!

[Red Bridey]

Good night,my lovies! I should be here for Felon Funday, hope to see you then!

Edited April 3 by Red Bridey

[ams1001]

Good night, everyone!

[Chatty Cake]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I do not believe he got custody of his kids. How could he? He gets visitation now and the odd weekend, so of course he exaggerated. Because he's Superdad, don't you know. 

This was my guess too. Didn’t he say in the beginning he lost the kids? Now he has full custody? I don’t think so.

[Pi237]

Are there new episodes? I thought they ended weeks ago? Thankfully, this show is already queued to record, but I can’t tell which ones are really New and which are mislabeled as new.  Ah well, I don’t remember most of them anyway. So, new to me!🤣 

[CrazyInAlabama]

Yes and no.   They did pause the new episodes for a couple of weeks, but are now showing 'new' WATN episodes.   I say 'new' because they were all filmed in 2022 and 2023.    They haven't filmed anything actually new in a couple of years.  

I think he only has weekends, or part of the summer custody, unless the mother had to leave for some reason, and couldn't take the kids with her.   

Next week 4/9 they're showing Isaac and Irene, and 4/16 Michael and Lucas (this is Michael from Texas, not Michael from AZ with wife Roni).

Edited April 3 by CrazyInAlabama

[Red Bridey]

But even if the poundicipants aren't "new" to us we fat chatters still meet weekly to connect and entertain ourselves. Because we are a fun bunch!

[OoogleEyes]

This poor child.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I looked at TLC's website, new WATN 4/9 Isaac and Irene, 4/16 Michael (the agoraphobic martial arts guy, not Michael of Michael and Roni) and Lucas.   Don't see anything listed after this. 

Interesting note, Dr. Now's next show The 6,000 lb diaries will be on Lifetime, there's another new show coming, Dr. Pimple Popper has a new one, also on Lifetime.    So, now two left for Lifetime. 

[gimmyqueue]

On 3/12/2025 at 5:45 PM, ams1001 said:

Seyfried was on Jimmy Fallon (which I don't watch)

I like that choice of not watching Fallon. I'm not that big of a fan of Seth anymore, but i do tune in once in awhile. I'm big on Jimmy Kimmel, kinda like Colbert, kind of like/hate Bill Maher. But Fallon's kind of the Leno of the 2020s, altho he pretty much does speak out about the absurdities of political life in the USA. So i give him that much cred. He's way too mushy, kiss assie.

Edited April 8 by gimmyqueue
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[OoogleEyes]

I bought the most perfect, crisp, sweet green grapes today. 

I am ready. 

[Red Bridey]

27 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I bought the most perfect, crisp, sweet green grapes today. 

I am ready. 

And I bought a big bunch of grapes last week that were awful. They tasted like the grapes you eat in canned fruit salad. Wasted $$. I didn't test one at the store to my regret. Never again!

[Chicklet]

Howdy people! Anyone else here? I have no grapes but do raisins count?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Howdy people! Anyone else here? I have no grapes but do raisins count?

Raisins do count. Fermented grapes as well

Oh look! Actual pants!

Edited April 10 by OoogleEyes

[Chicklet]

Great, I'd hate to have to run to the store.

[Suzywriter]

Any Fat Chatters here?

[Chicklet]

A few of us yep.

[sainte-chapelle]

Here! At least this guy cooks

Mom is pretty big herself

[MagicEyes]

I'm taking a break from Marie Kondo-ing my whole life to hang out with the wittiest people on the internet! 

[OoogleEyes]

Is his head tiny?

[CrazyInAlabama]

As long as you don't combine demon grapes, with oranges, you should be fine. 

This is the next to the last WATN, I'm figuring it's the last of the series.  

Isaac is from Hutchins, TX.  I'm hoping for Isaac to be a success story.  I can't believe that breakfast he's having.   Started at 611 lbs.  

Irene is from Houston.  She's the one who lives with her son, sitting on the couch with no pants on.     

Edited April 10 by CrazyInAlabama

[sainte-chapelle]

My eating habit today was roast potatoes, chicken breast and green beans