Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hunter will do whatever it takes to convince Kate that he’s her soulmate.

Especially since he already dumped Kayleigh.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, talk about Meta!! Kayleigh is watching the previews of the show on the show. I kinda love it.

[sainte-chapelle]

I am dead…she saw the previews…ahahahahahaha

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Okay, the Kayleigh and Kate scene is supposed to be the big shock. Sorry, we had Cabbage Patch Sarah and Meghan fighting over Sixhead Michael. Nothing to see here. 

[MagicEyes]

I won't be happy if this doesn't end in a Dynasty-style poolside hair-pulling cat fight!

[Empress1]

OH SHIT. We get to see Kayleigh see how badly she was played.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Kate is so insufferably pleased with herself, and she has so little to be so insufferable about. 

this part shes a idiot who isnt going anywhere ... I love she tries to act like she isnt his doormat .. he literally has been playing in her face and she keeps going well .... shes an idiot 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hahaha, talk about Meta!! Kayleigh is watching the previews of the show on the show. I kinda love it.

Matt Sharp is getting all meta and self referential. He's getting a little too big for his britches. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Okay, the Kayleigh and Kate scene is supposed to be the big shock. Sorry, we had Cabbage Patch Sarah and Meghan fighting over Sixhead Michael. Nothing to see here. 

this part lol 

[JenE4]

OMG. I think they are coming through with the “shocking” finale. Kayleigh finds out about Kate via the trailer and the women are going to have…a pool party/confrontation?!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Empress1 said:

OH SHIT. We get to see Kayleigh see how badly she was played.

The thing is Kayleigh doesn't know how much better this will turn out now that he is out of her life.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Okay, the Kayleigh and Kate scene is supposed to be the big shock. Sorry, we had Cabbage Patch Sarah and Meghan fighting over Sixhead Michael. Nothing to see here. 

Right? And Sarah knew what she was about-she braided her hair up tight, took off her earrings, and grabbed the Vaseline. Kate and Kayleigh? A pair of amateurs, fisticuffs wise.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Okay, the Kayleigh and Kate scene is supposed to be the big shock. Sorry, we had Cabbage Patch Sarah and Meghan fighting over Sixhead Michael. Nothing to see here. 

Isn’t he back in jail and they both finally wised up?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Matt Sharp is getting all meta and self referential. He's getting a little too big for his britches. 

It's like the Sopranos and Gilmore Girls referencing each other. Oh wait, those shows were much better than this mess. 

[Empress1]

If I were Kayleigh I’d wash my hands of it all. The one who Hunter does NOT end up with wins.

Jakeema, if you don’t take your kids home…

[OoogleEyes]

Honestly, Jakeema. Just go home.  Take those beautiful boys and go home. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

OMG. I think they are coming through with the “shocking” finale. Kayleigh finds out about Kate via the trailer and the women are going to have…a pool party/confrontation?!

Wienie roast? Poolside margaritas? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? And Sarah knew what she was about-she braided her hair up tight, took off her earrings, and grabbed the Vaseline. Kate and Kayleigh? A pair of amateurs, fisticuffs wise.

A yoga instructor vs a beautician.  Well, the beautician has more dangerous tools.  Can't do much with a set of yoga blocks.

[Keywestclubkid]

I didnt do anything wrong ... hahahahahahahahahaha 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I don't want to do life without you" is an unfortunate choice of words. 

[Gobi]

"If selling drugs from prison is wrong, I don't want to be right."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jakeema, cut your losses (and that horrendous wig).

[kacesq]

Jakeema is an idiot if she believes this BS.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Write the warden and explain how the money got into your account. Sure, that'll work. 

[sainte-chapelle]

These kids are away from extended family…because she wants to be with a felon who can’t behave in prison…bitch stop endangering your children and go home. I hope you are proud of yourself 

[Keywestclubkid]

you are playing about your kids right now you freaking idiot 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I didnt do anything wrong ... hahahahahahahahahaha 

Gotta hand it to him, he's got a colossal set of huge brass balls. 

[Empress1]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

These kids are away from extended family…because she wants to be with a felon who can’t behave in prison…bitch stop endangering your children and go home. I hope you are proud of yourself 

But you know, she don’t play about her kids.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"If selling drugs from prison is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Wait, selling drugs from prison is wrong? No one told ME!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tia, a man needs to be able to have five minutes without you yelling at him.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Rob, please do not accost the cameraperson on camera. That will not go your way in court. There will be video evidence. 

[Keywestclubkid]

yes please destroy the hotels property ... fucking trash 

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Wienie roast? Poolside margaritas? 

Kayleigh’s bringing her classic poolside treat—a steaming bowl of pot roast.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Write the warden and explain how the money got into your account. Sure, that'll work. 

She'll write to the warden and tell him that she thought he got the money from his thriving sneaker business. I'm sure he'll understand. Why, he'll probably let Donny out right away, with a heartfelt apology and a parade. 

Edited February 1 by Pepper Mostly

[sainte-chapelle]

Hubby walked by and said, “what in the Jerry Springer hell is this?”

[Keywestclubkid]

I really thought he was different ....but he not .... how was he different girl?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tia, no one would want to stay home with you. The dog gets extra treats for being loyal to you.

[Keywestclubkid]

she waited all that time and only got one half bang ,... HOW DARE HE 

[Ladystardust]

I mean, I'm a homebody, but I don't expect my husband to lounge around with me all day.

[Keywestclubkid]

why the fuck do these people break shit that isnt theirs .. seriously break your own shit 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I checked. The show goes till 9:30.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she waited all that time and only got one half bang ,... HOW DARE HE 

Not a half bang!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

she waited all that time and only got one half bang ,... HOW DARE HE 

Waited all that time, spent all that money, and all she got was a bruised vajayjay and maybe a case of herpes. It's a rich life.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Got my shopping bags, my sack o' belongings, and my ever so fetching gray, baggy shorts. Looking good! 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Who's going to end up IN the pool?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I mean, I'm a homebody, but I don't expect my husband to lounge around with me all day.

Right? On the contrary, I want to lounge around all day and my husband to go out! 

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I checked. The show goes till 9:30.

Noooooooooo!!!!!

[OoogleEyes]

That's a really shitty thing to do to the woman who is involved in this BECAUSE OF YOU!

I should add a BITCH to that, shouldn't I 

 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? On the contrary, I want to lounge around all day and my husband to go out! 

ME TOO.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I checked. The show goes till 9:30.

Oh, shoot.  My husband has dinner waiting on me.