Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Kate is telling a prisoner to speak to the manager. You cannot make this up. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I LIIIIIIVED for this when it was on 

I loved Flavor of Love! The trashiest trash TV that ever trashed and I loved every second. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh good she is still wearing her best doily

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I LIIIIIIVED for this when it was on 

They had me at stair poop. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

OK, I'm lost.  How is Hunter's story about being threatened supposed to help his problem with Kayleigh?  Why is he coming up with this story?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve fucking had it with these freezing temperatures. And snow this week? Why am I living in New England?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I loved Flavor of Love! The trashiest trash TV that ever trashed and I loved every second. 

I loved it too…and that Real Chance at Love spin off of something. I laughed hard when Love and Chance wanted the women to get tattoos of their names to prove their love. One Asian girl got it in Chinese but slyly told the camera it actually wasn’t their names at all

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I missed last week…Hunter is still dragging these two along?

Hunter is lying so hard it's actually impressive. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve fucking had it with these freezing temperatures. And snow this week? Why am I living in New England?

I know, we have the polar vortex descending upon us next week, pray for me

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Girl look in the mirror with this advice .. Mary mother of god 

My thoughts exactly:  she is getting played, also.  She is just further up the food chain.

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

OK, I'm lost.  How is Hunter's story about being threatened supposed to help his problem with Kayleigh?  Why is he coming up with this story?

I have a suspicion that he's planting an idea that there's a crazy chick out there so that if Kayleigh somehow finds out about Kate and contacts her, he can just write her off as "that crazy lady I told you about". But I'm not sure Hunter is that smart, so 🤷‍♀️

[Empress1]

Kate is going to get mad; Kaleigh is going to be crushed.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

OK, I'm lost.  How is Hunter's story about being threatened supposed to help his problem with Kayleigh?  Why is he coming up with this story?

Anything to keep Kate on the line. This whole storyline seems suspicious. That many women are throwing down over this clown. He doesn't even have an exclusive hoodie! 

[For Cereals]

Why does Kate remind me of 90Day Danielle?  If Hunter doesn’t work, she’s going to the Dominican Republic…

[Keywestclubkid]

I wanna send him a razor 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve fucking had it with these freezing temperatures. And snow this week? Why am I living in New England?

Is this the voice of the universe, telling you to move to sunny California to be closer to the grandkids?

[SemiCharmedLife]

I live in California's wine country.  We have lovely weather, but also have earthquakes, fires and drought.  The recent fires haven't affected us up north, though.

I get to go to water fitness daily in the outdoor pool.

[Keywestclubkid]

12 years if she doesnt get paroled .. TWELVE years .. that is insane 

[Ladystardust]

Does this guy just spend all day driving around wondering where Krystal and/or her meemaw are? 

[Empress1]

Ugh, Sam. I find him so pathetic!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I have a suspicion that he's planting an idea that there's a crazy chick out there so that if Kayleigh somehow finds out about Kate and contacts her, he can just write her off as "that crazy lady I told you about". But I'm not sure Hunter is that smart, so 🤷‍♀️

Not smart, necessarily, but possessed of a certain low cunning.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sam, grow some balls, buddy. When she gets out, she’s going to beat you up incessantly. Make sure to hide all the knives and box cutters.

[Gobi]

Does Sam have shoulders?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

12 years if she doesnt get paroled .. TWELVE years .. that is insane 

What did she do again?

[JenE4]

If I call 911 and this guy shows up, I think I’d play dead. Take my chances with the morgue.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Dude, you have the power.  Don't answer her calls for a day and she'll get the message.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

In the THs, Sam looks like someone gave him that scrub down he needed. They had him stand in a metal tub in the back yard, used a scrub brush and the hose to peel the layers of slime and dirt off of him. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Does this guy just spend all day driving around wondering where Krystal and/or her meemaw are? 

It's a rich life.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is this the voice of the universe, telling you to move to sunny California to be closer to the grandkids?

No, I’d never move to California. But that family now lives in Oregon and my other two grands live in VT.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sam, grow some balls, buddy. When she gets out, she’s going to beat you up incessantly. Make sure to hide all the knives and box cutters.

I'm hoping he'll surprise us all and grow a backbone. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean dude she wont even talk to you about sex but will have sex in prison .. SHE DONT WANT YOU .. shes really not that into dude 

[WaltersHair]

He's just now learned that cheating is not tolerable? I have no words.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Does Sam have shoulders?

He sent them to Crystal in prison. She needed some. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

What did she do again?

just scrapped her bfs forehead with a knife lol 

[Empress1]

Solace, dummy, not solitude. 

Krystal has no redeeming qualities.

[JenE4]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

What did she do again?

Stabbed her husband in the head. (He survived.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I'm hoping he'll surprise us all and grow a backbone. 

You’re adorable.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

In the THs, Sam looks like someone gave him that scrub down he needed. They had him stand in a metal tub in the back yard, used a scrub brush and the hose to peel the layers of slime and dirt off of him. 

Like Nicole getting the hose down on the porch

[Gobi]

Dance lessons? I am sorely disappointed over the lack of axe throwing emporiums lately.

[Empress1]

Are we rolling up the waistband of our shorts? I used to do that in high school.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jakeema should be packing the kids up and moving closer to family.

[For Cereals]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

In the THs, Sam looks like someone gave him that scrub down he needed. They had him stand in a metal tub in the back yard, used a scrub brush and the hose to peel the layers of slime and dirt off of him. 

Production gives him a Silkwood shower before filming.

Edited January 18 by For Cereals

[SemiCharmedLife]

This seems like a very specialized dance class...

[JenE4]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Are we rolling up the waistband of our shorts? I used to do that in high school.

I mean, if you’re in twerking class, you need to unleash the cheeks.

[Ladystardust]

Wouldn't she need to get added to the visitation list at the new facility? Do those transfer?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jakeema, the spirits are trying to tell you something. Listen to them. Or go to a psychic.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Does this guy just spend all day driving around wondering where Krystal and/or her meemaw are? 

He should tag their ears. It would make it easier. 

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

What did she do again?

Sliced her ex's forehead open with a knife. Got sentenced to probation. Screwed up badly four months later (tested positive for PCP, attempted to use her grandmother's urine for a drug test, etc.), then became a guest of the state. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He sent them to Crystal in prison. She needed some.

She asked for Head and Shoulders and he did the best he could.

[Keywestclubkid]

lol you could have just stayed in the state you was in .. dummy moving 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Dance lessons? I am sorely disappointed over the lack of axe throwing emporiums lately.

Right? What kind of one horse town is this fleapit?