Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[Keywestclubkid]

ugh what was with his smug face ,,

[JenE4]

Why are they telling this woman you’re going to croak any day now?

[Empress1]

STOP GUILT TRIPPING RITA

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I could be watching Sharknado, but here I am, watching stupid people in prison and the stupider people who are in love with them. 

And we are glad! 

My son and I watched Sharknado and laughed ourselves silly. I got him a Sharknado T shirt for Christmas. 

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she didnt sleep and got a cold but didnt answer the door why?

Right? My grandma knows her kids and grandkids would worry if she did that so she would make sure to at least send a text or shout out the door or something. 

[Red Bridey]

Krystal, don't do the crime if you can't do the time. It's your own damn fault if Rita doesn't make it.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

STOP GUILT TRIPPING RITA

this part its not her fault you are in prison .. shes older maybe she doesnt want to do that long ass drive .. like come on 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she didnt sleep and got a cold but didnt answer the door why?

Drunk.

[OoogleEyes]

These twins are so handsome already. 

[Ladystardust]

Sam looks like my old HOA president who was a dick. I want to punch him in the face.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Drug dealer sells drugs. Story at 11:00!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Johnny dind do nuffin.

[Ladystardust]

So, prisons send home report cards to rat you out to your family?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Ooh, busted in the prison!  These people are really idiots if they are dealing drugs on the prison phone.

[kacesq]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Drug dealer sells drugs. Story at 11:00!

Shocking!!!

[Keywestclubkid]

IF that IS the case? GIRL its the case ... stop this 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

It makes me so happy to have sparse eyebrow frens on the forum. It's one of a thousand things they don't tell you that happens as you age.

 I've never been blessed with well defined brows, but I wear big glasses and bangs so I have avoided the trauma that negligible brows cause.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jakeema, we call that a rude awakening.

[kacesq]

Oh yes. Prison answers to you, lady. Oh it’s the haters fault! Of course. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

IF she is ending the relationship over this drug situation, she doesn't need to be concerned about not being on the visitation list.

[Keywestclubkid]

girl why throw those papers? who else gonna clean that up?

[JenE4]

Oh, no! You just had Donnny tell your children that he won’t do bad things again! He’s using her cash app?!?! OMG. If this poor woman ends up “catching a charge” from this punk. Take your children and go home, lady!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Jakeema may also want to call a lawyer. He involved her in drug sales. 

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Sam always looks like he needs a good scrub down. 

Right? With a wire brush and a pumice stone. 

[Keywestclubkid]

people where hating on him so they are lying to get him with drug charges?? GIRL you are dumb 

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

this part its not her fault you are in prison .. shes older maybe she doesnt want to do that long ass drive .. like come on 

Going out to a local restaurant is a lot easier than a prison visit.  She's an older lady, ffs.

[JenE4]

Why won’t you get my name tattooed on your forehead?!?! This seems like a perfectly reasonable request. 

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Jakeema may also want to call a lawyer. He involved her in drug sales. 

I’d call a lawyer immediately and throw dude under the fucking bus. I am not about to go to jail for a man.

[Red Bridey]

I love the altered voices of the prison personnel. It sounds like the same person works in every jail all over the country. Oh my, Johnny isn't sending her money from rent collections? SMH this cannot possibly be true! 

[WaltersHair]

I guess it must be someone's job to sit and listen to prison calls all day. I think I'd die of embarrassment long before the paycheck.

[Gobi]

"Donny could be falsely accused."

Quick, get Emile Zola on the phone!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Going out to a local restaurant is a lot easier than a prison visit.  She's an older lady, ffs.

A girl’s gotta eat.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

These twins are so handsome already. 

They really are a good looking pair of boys. And they seem bright and kind. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh yes. Prison answers to you, lady. Oh it’s the haters fault! Of course. 

Just like the people jealous of Lindsay's beauty who got her sent to the SHU.

Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. 

 

[Empress1]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I guess it must be someone's job to sit and listen to prison calls all day. I think I'd die of embarrassment long before the paycheck.

Some of them are probably hilarious. Some of them are probably gross - remember the one last week who said the video visit was basically porn?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Johnny dind do nuffin.

Someone set him up, obviously. Some bitch who was jealous of his smarts and success. 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

So, prisons send home report cards to rat you out to your family?

It's part of that "permanent record" they warn us about in grade school 

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Ooh, busted in the prison!  These people are really idiots if they are dealing drugs on the prison phone.

None of these people are especially bright. 

[kacesq]

Oohh a Tongan in Utah! Like Jen Shah from RHOSLC!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m not eating pig head.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

people where hating on him so they are lying to get him with drug charges?? GIRL you are dumb 

Somehow they also impersonated him on calls and used his account. There's a box of rocks that is feeling very smart right now. 

[kacesq]

“It’s only right for me to be with my mom…and film this trash reality show…”

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

IF she is ending the relationship over this drug situation, she doesn't need to be concerned about not being on the visitation list.

She's madder about being taken off his list than anything else. 

[OoogleEyes]

Was Ami on My 600lb Life?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Her mom has cancer but don't worry, she's still checking in on her prison peen and letting him order her around. 

[Keywestclubkid]

daddy .. and my skin crawls 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's madder about being taken off his list than anything else. 

Move your family in haste, repent at leisure.

[WaltersHair]

Is this the woman with the 35 sibs?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Willie must be a piece of work if the family prefers a felon in prison to him!

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Jakeema may also want to call a lawyer. He involved her in drug sales. 

Ooh, I hope we get to see her consultation with one of the professional lawyers Sharp has on retainer. They always inspire confidence. 

6 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

I guess it must be someone's job to sit and listen to prison calls all day. I think I'd die of embarrassment long before the paycheck.

This made me laugh very, very loudly.

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

It's part of that "permanent record" they warn us about in grade school 

This did too. I am dying over here, you guys are ON FIRE.

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

“It’s only right for me to be with my mom…and film this trash reality show…”

Hey, that princely thousand bucks an episode is hard to resist!