Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[JenE4]

Ah! Now it all makes sense! Trailer park background with family history of raging alcoholism and drug use. Grandpa lucked out getting a big government contract. $2 blow jobs! Yikes!

[Keywestclubkid]

can he have a key hahahahaha 

[kacesq]

Oh great MJ. This chick thinks she’s the main character in a soap. 

[WaltersHair]

MOM SPEND THE 400 dollars.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Grandma has some common sense. Do not give the ex-con who you don't know unsupervised access to the house. 

[Empress1]

Savannah, don’t be having your man traipsing through YOUR GRANDMOTHER’S house unannounced. It’s not your house.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ami did a quick camera check to make sure they got what they wanted. 

[kacesq]

MJ enjoys every effing minute of this…”look at me! Men are fighting over me!”

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Ami did a quick camera check to make sure they got what they wanted. 

you saw It too lol 

[Eldemarge]

That Willie.  Such a Joy!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh great MJ. This chick thinks she’s the main character in a soap. 

Telenovella called “The Threesome Amigos.”

[Keywestclubkid]

this uber driver has to be like what the hell did I just pick up 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

MJ: He's scared to lose me.

Translation: He is a controlling, abusive jackass who talks to me like I'm garbage and threatens me all the time. 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Telenovella called “The Threesome Amigos.”

Ami-gos. I see what you did there.

[Gobi]

Since Reginae is the plural of Regina, is she twins? Schizophrenic?

[JenE4]

This poor Uber driving having to listen to all this! MJ probably has zero stars.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

That Willie.  Such a Joy!

You can see why MJ adores him so.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I thought for sure MJ would be back in the sack with Ami.  When she didn't, I thought she was going to tell the Uber driver to go to Ami's house.  I'm shocked.

[Red Bridey]

One question: Who the hell are Toya and Reginae? And which one is being turned into somebody else by her family?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Since Reginae is the plural of Regina, is she twins? Schizophrenic?

Yes.

[OoogleEyes]

How old Marie Osmond anyway? She has had a lot of plastic surgery 

[SemiCharmedLife]

It's so nice that this show is only 1 hour.  Goes fast.

[JenE4]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

One question: Who the hell are Toya and Reginae? And which one is being turned into somebody else by her family?

One of us is going to have to watch this show one of these days and report back. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I drove to the market this afternoon, about 20 minutes away, in a bordering state that is tax free (YAY), got a good spot in the parking lot, got ready to go in, and then I realized that I left my wallet at home. Drove home, got my wallet, drove back to the store. I was NOT going to go shopping during the weekend when all the amateurs clog the aisles. 

[pinche puta]

28 minutes ago, Gobi said:

What's Ami short for? Amadeus? Amirite? Amiable?

amnesia

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Since Reginae is the plural of Regina, is she twins? Schizophrenic?

That explains a lot

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

One of us is going to have to watch this show one of these days and report back. 

Not it!

[Keywestclubkid]

that's not what you were saying when you were thinking about my pot roast and screaming marry me? 

[Gobi]

"It's not me, it's you."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kayleigh, keep it klassy. If he doesn’t want you, have some self-respect.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Now submitting his reel to get his SAG card, Kayleigh's coworker. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, pinche puta said:

amnesia

Ambidextrous? Ambiguous? Ambivalent?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So I drove to the market this afternoon, about 20 minutes away, in a bordering state that is tax free (YAY), got a good spot in the parking lot, got ready to go in, and then I realized that I left my wallet at home. Drove home, got my wallet, drove back to the store. I was NOT going to go shopping during the weekend when all the amateurs clog the aisles. 

Was it Market Basket? I haven't been inside a grocery store for a month. Between being sick and shitty weather, I've been Instacarting everything.

[JenE4]

Oh, thank god the work bestie made it back! I was like, ring the bell! He can’t miss this!

[Keywestclubkid]

the pearl clutch of the friend hahahaha 

[OoogleEyes]

Aww. I do feel bad for her. But, he's a felon!

[Empress1]

“A nice person” is … ouch.

[JenE4]

Ooh. She threw the ring that she bought for herself.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

that's not what you were saying when you were thinking about my pot roast and screaming marry me? 

As always, never trust what someone says when they're orgasming. After all, almost everyone would be a god if we took those things seriously. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Ooh, lots of door slamming, screams of "I'm DONE", and yelling "turn that off!" at the crew next week. Yahoo!

Edited January 25 by Pepper Mostly

[Maybeitsme]

So the next episode will be SHOCKING 😲 

we'll see, later gators

[pinche puta]

LMAO the camera man was probably like what the fuck did i do?! 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Aww. I do feel bad for her. But, he's a felon!

She doesn't know how lucky she is to be done with him.  It'll take a while to get past the betrayal, but she deserves more.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Was it Market Basket? I haven't been inside a grocery store for a month. Between being sick and shitty weather, I've been Instacarting everything.

I like going to the market plus MB doesn’t offer instacart. Or self-checkouts. They want the customer to have the human contact with the staff.

[WaltersHair]

Finale already? I don't even know anyone's names yet!!!

[Gobi]

Till next time.

Will we learn what the biggest con in LDL history was next week?

[Red Bridey]

Oh, poor, stupid Kayleigh. This is a good lesson for her though: Never trust a prisoner!

[pinche puta]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Ambidextrous? Ambiguous? Ambivalent?

ambulatory? ambitio - wait, nevermind HAHAHAHA

[SemiCharmedLife]

Goodnight, Bunkies.  Stay warm and keep out of trouble.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Till next time.

Will we learn what the biggest con in LDL history was next week?

Yeah, WETV. Put up or shut up. We won’t get fooled again (good song lyric!). 

Have a safe weekend, everyone. Stay warm if you’re in the polar vortex. Back on Sunday for what I hope is the final Tell All for this season’s 90 Day F.