Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That being the day she is eligible is absolutely irrelevant if she has not yet met with the parole board. It's not like she is nervous waiting for their decision. 

[Empress1]

The way I’d just hang up the phone…

[Gobi]

Kick Krystal to the Kurb.

[Keywestclubkid]

every spare moment ... girl you are in prison all you have are spare moments lol 

[Pepper Mostly]

SAM. Hang up. Walk away. Sadly, he won't. Krystal's found an even bigger sap, insane as it is to believe.

[Ladystardust]

Why does the caller ID say Kaylee? Isn't she Krystal? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sam, stop being such a limp dick. Seriously, bro.

[Keywestclubkid]

home dude thank god and move on .... 

[WaltersHair]

Call her bluff. She'd be calling back so fast.

[MagicEyes]

Ant yoga is not as much fun as goat yoga!

[Gobi]

So, she has ants in her yoga pants?

[Empress1]

Oooh, Kate’s friend! I love her.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I hope you have all had my name tattooed on your foreheads.

I am pretty sure only devil 🍆 Michael has enough room on his sixhead to fit all of our names. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kate, he’s lying to you. Get with the program.

[pinche puta]

ugh, i hate all of these people - why am i watching this?!?!

[Gobi]

I wish I could meet these people. I have a lot of bridges for sale.

[Pepper Mostly]

"They were all gone except one. Miss Moneybags."

[Keywestclubkid]

I feel the need to be honest ... how many times has he said this haha 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, pinche puta said:

ugh, i hate all of these people - why am i watching this?!?!

Because you love us, your Primetimer peeps. You are one of us now. Resistance is futile.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hunter needs to clear his conscience!! You know, the one he’s finally stumbled upon.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"They were all gone except one. Miss Moneybags."

That's Miss Handjob Pot Roast Money Bags of the Essex Pot Roast Money Bags. She's klassy! 

[Keywestclubkid]

how much longer is he in there for again? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Because you love us, your Primetimer peeps. You are one of us now. Resistance is futile.

Join us and become part of the borg.

[WaltersHair]

The show is definitely straying from what made it good. We need at least ONE couple to root for. None of these people are worth it.

[Keywestclubkid]

Im not feeling this knitted top she has on 

[Gobi]

Wow, sunset came fast!

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor Hunter. "What am I going to do for money here?" Poor thing. He's just a lost little boy. A hapless waif. "Please sir, can I have some more?"

[Ladystardust]

I'm going to be severely disappointed if Kate and Kailee don't meet each other.

[Eldemarge]

Hi guys!  

And... hand...jig? r?  YIKE.

[Empress1]

What did I say - Kate gets mad, Kaleigh will be crushed.

[Red Bridey]

Boy, it gets dark really quickly in Arizona. Why were they doing yoga in the afternoon instead of in the morning? Blonde Bimbo needs to walk the walk, not just talk the talk. 

[pinche puta]

i agree with kate on one thing  - kayleigh jerking off hunter under a table, while inmates and their parents/children/grandparents etc were visiting two feet away from them, is fucking disgusting 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Im not feeling this knitted top she has on 

Her fashion sense is......lacking. 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Im not feeling this knitted top she has on 

Crochet (sorry, I'm a knitter and this bothers us 😆) - I don't like it either. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hunter needs to clear his conscience!! You know, the one he’s finally stumbled upon.

Hunter searching for his conscience:

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I'm going to be severely disappointed if Kate and Kailee don't meet each other.

We are long overdue for a parking lot brawl.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, pinche puta said:

i agree with kate on one thing  - kayleigh jerking off hunter under a table, while inmates and their parents/children/grandparents etc were visiting two feet away from them, is fucking disgusting 

I mean at least step next to the vending machine like that Morman woman and the gang banger did right? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, pinche puta said:

i agree with kate on one thing  - kayleigh jerking off hunter under a table, while inmates and their parents/children/grandparents etc were visiting two feet away from them, is fucking disgusting 

Yeah, they should have at least snuck into the janitor's closet.

[Gobi]

Am I the only one who thinks that some of these commercials are parodies?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Im not feeling this knitted top she has on 

Repurposing from the original Roseanne show:

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Crochet (sorry, I'm a knitter and this bothers us 😆) - I don't like it either. 

Knitting was big at MIT, at least in MechE. There was a knitting club. Everyone knitted, men too. 

[OoogleEyes]

Does Savanna live on a plantation?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Does Savanna live on a plantation?

She's the overseer.  Like Simon Legree.

Edited January 25 by Pepper Mostly

[SemiCharmedLife]

We should all schedule a tattoo for next Friday afternoon.  Then, when we get together we can share pics and give a prize to the most LAL tattoo of the bunch.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Savannah delusional? Nooooooooooo . . . .  Couldn't be. She is so tethered to reality; that is, if reality is 100% delusions.  

[Pepper Mostly]

These guys can get video calls in prison? 

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Knitting was big at MIT, at least in MechE. There was a knitting club. Everyone knitted, men too. 

I got into about 10 years ago - I love it! I can do socks and sweaters and everything now!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

We should all schedule a tattoo for next Friday afternoon.  Then, when we get together we can share pics and give a prize to the most LAL tattoo of the bunch.

I’ll make sure my forehead is ready.

[Keywestclubkid]

oh yes this screams get a tattoo .. fighting about the tattoo lol 

Edited January 25 by Keywestclubkid

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

We should all schedule a tattoo for next Friday afternoon.  Then, when we get together we can share pics and give a prize to the most LAL tattoo of the bunch.

I would get the name "Dylan" in eight different languages.