Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I don't mind subtitles at all! I'll look for Ola, thank you! 

I wish I could find something as good as Call My Agent! That was just the best thing I've seen on TV is years. 

Did you watch Bad Sisters on Apple TV? It’s hilarious. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Many men fall asleep after ejaculating. He should never schedule calls after pot roast sessions. 

"Pot roast sessions"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did you watch Bad Sisters on Apple TV? It’s hilarious. 

I will add it to my list, thanks! 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"Pot roast sessions"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

you kids and your crazy lingo 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

you kids and your crazy lingo 

And get off my lawn! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So the show was pared down to an hour. That somehow makes me feel better about myself.

[kacesq]

She has a house like that and Bradly has to pay for the BBL?

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Pot roast sessions"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

I will add it to my list, thanks! 

Yeah, put your roast in my pot, baby! 

[Pepper Mostly]

She's talking to him from Narnia?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So the show was pared down to an hour. That somehow makes me feel better about myself.

it makes it feel somehow less obnoxious 

[kacesq]

Wait is that the screen? Pfft. I’ve watched many real estate porn shows…I am unimpressed.

[Keywestclubkid]

you might have a dungeon  in your family home that you share with your mother .... girl I dont wanna know those secrets 

Edited Saturday at 01:48 AM by Keywestclubkid

[Pepper Mostly]

20,000 dollar? 

No, 20,000 donuts, you twit. Sheesh.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Yeah, put your roast in my pot, baby! 

"Ooh, baste me baby!"

[JenE4]

Just now, kacesq said:

She has a house like that and Bradly has to pay for the BBL?

Seriously?!? She’s calling from her theater that you access via secret passageway but she’s asking him for money?!?! Guess grandma was loaded and something went wrong genetically in the subsequent generations.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bradly says that Savannah is even more shady than he is. That’s some self-awareness right there!

[Pepper Mostly]

Why can't SHE get this credit plan in her own name and pay for her own goddamn butt lift? 

[Keywestclubkid]

its zero % interest .... girl he has no job 

[WaltersHair]

LOL. Windows 11 Screen of Death when he hangs up.

[kacesq]

Wig shopping. New bingo square?

[Empress1]

Kate is dumb.

[kacesq]

Jakeema has really thought the boutique plan thru hasn’t she?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

She has a house like that and Bradly has to pay for the BBL?

It's her mother's house. She is raking in that big golf cart snack person money. 

I actually appreciated Bradly (a.k.a. nail-like) saying he will not have money when he gets out. Being financially stable is more important than this woman's ass. 

[Pepper Mostly]

She loves wig shopping. I don't even know what to do with this knowledge. 

[Keywestclubkid]

going on adventures together .. where are your children during these adventures? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jakeema loves shopping for wigs. I love buying slippers. Donny loves getting into trouble. Uh oh.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She loves wig shopping. I don't even know what to do with this knowledge. 

hope a shiny green number in the back doesnt catch her eye 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jakeema, no one forced you to move to Ohio.

In the hole=having another woman on the side?

[Maybeitsme]

he doesn't know what he did to get himself in the hole? Oh no girl...

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

hope a shiny green number in the back doesnt catch her eye 

I TOLD YOU WE ARE NOT TO SPEAK OF THIS

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Jakeema has really thought the boutique plan thru hasn’t she?

I would watch a movie of her imaginary business adventures! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

he doesn't know what he did to get himself in the hole? Oh no girl...

She could have at least asked if a shank was involved. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

In the hole=having another woman on the side?

It's akin to catching more charges or having one's release paperwork lost or some other inmate starting a fight on release day because they're "jealous"

[Eldemarge]

14 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I wouldn't even watch it. I loathe Leonardo DiCaprio and I also intensely dislike historical inaccuracy. Yes, I am an insufferable pedant and you would probably all hate me in real life. 

LIES, we would be best friends!

(I can't help but talk all through Gone Girl because I've read the book and the movie leaves so much out! And I must tell the world!!!)

[OoogleEyes]

I do like me some Baileys in hot coffee. 

Jeeves! Bring me my Baileys!

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

She could have at least asked if a shank was involved. 

pot roast 

[Empress1]

7 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

It's her mother's house. She is raking in that big golf cart snack person money. 

I actually appreciated Bradly (a.k.a. nail-like) saying he will not have money when he gets out. Being financially stable is more important than this woman's ass. 

And asking why she didn’t ask her rich family to pay. I agree!

Edited Saturday at 01:56 AM by Empress1

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jakeema loves shopping for wigs. I love buying slippers. Donny loves getting into trouble. Uh oh.

I have a scarf problem. 

Oh, almost forgot--my son and houseguest took me to see Six for my Xmas present, we had second row orchestra seats and it was fab. No one sitting in front of me! AND I got to wear my fab new Iris Apfel Rara Avis coat I got at the church sale and felt like a million dollars. 

[Eldemarge]

That poor girl and that sad bowl of plain-ass chicken nuggets.

[Ladystardust]

There is no age limit for chicken nuggets!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I HATE when they program the kids into “loving” the con man not-really-a-stepfather.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

That poor girl and that sad bowl of plain-ass chicken nuggets.

my mouth is dry just looking at them 

[Gobi]

How convenient, I was just going to look up an example of deluded.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

LIES, we would be best friends!

(I can't help but talk all through Gone Girl because I've read the book and the movie leaves so much out! And I must tell the world!!!)

I adore you beyond all reason and want to sit at your feet and feed you dainties. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

That poor girl and that sad bowl of plain-ass chicken nuggets.

Plain and cold. 😭

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good rehearsed excuse. She bought it.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Three to six months, or a year, or maybe fifteen minutes, I don't know"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait! Could he be lying? No way.

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

That poor girl and that sad bowl of plain-ass chicken nuggets.

They don’t even look done! Why are they so pale?

[Keywestclubkid]

now 6 months lol .. hang up the phone move on 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"Three to six months, or a year, or maybe fifteen minutes, I don't know"

"It depends on what happens with Daylight Savings time."