S05.E10: All Work and No Rosé

[snarts]

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Danni and Diana compete for the new deckhand's affection; Gary and Daisy adjust to roommate life; a primary charter guest celebrating her 50th birthday, has high expectations.

Airs 12.9.2024

[PaperTree]

Awwwww.  Mom took me and 5 friends to the Galapagos for my 40th in 1999

Great experience, but our bunks were the size of these crew bunks,

Not that it really mattered.  They us had up up at 5:30 to go tromping around an island after Raoul served up an awesome breakfast 

Raoul  chef was so cool.  Would stick his head up from the galley downstairs to watch😎

Edited December 10 by PaperTree
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[Baltimore Betty]

OMG, these guys these women want to git with, on dry land they wouldn't look twice.

The guests were boring.

I do not see luxury level service or planning from Daisy, ever.  

To be catty, Daisy is not attractive and the other stews are nothing special in the looks department but mostly, their wardrobe on their nights out are typically cheap and unflattering. On a boat for six weeks and nobody can keep it in their pants or they have some sort of need to be found attractive and unless a guy is trying to screw them they don't feel good about themselves? 

 

[iMonrey]

Cloyce just creeps me out, I can't help it. Something about his eyes, they're like psychopath eyes or something. It's his overall look, really. I dunno.

When the highlight of the season is Danni and Diana fighting over Chase, you know you've got problems, show. 

[Back Atcha]

1 hour ago, iMonrey said:

Cloyce just creeps me out, I can't help it. Something about his eyes, they're like psychopath eyes or something. It's his overall look, really. I dunno.

When the highlight of the season is Danni and Diana fighting over Chase, you know you've got problems, show. 

Don't miss both "winners" on Andy Cohen's  12/09 show.    OY!    Both guys must have mothers who did everything to build their self-esteem.   Women!!!  Run the other way.

[TipseyGirl]

15 hours ago, PaperTree said:

Awwwww.  Mom took me and 5 friends to the Galapagos for my 40th in 1999

Great experience, but our bunks were the size of these crew bunks,

Not that it really mattered.  They us had up up at 5:30 to go tromping around an island after Raoul served up an awesome breakfast 

Raoul  chef was so cool.  Would stick his head up from the galley downstairs to watch😎

Wow! What an awesome experience that must have been.

[snarts]

2 hours ago, iMonrey said:

Cloyce just creeps me out, I can't help it. Something about his eyes, they're like psychopath eyes or something. It's his overall look, really. I dunno.

Me too. Not a Andy Cohen fan but caught a few minutes of WWHL& he seemed completely put off by Cloyce as well. There's an arrogance, not just professionally (which would be expected) that borders on hostility. 

4 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

To be catty, Daisy is not attractive

Eh, eye of the beholder, I guess. There must be something that brings all the boys to the yard, someone always has a crush on her.

I think all the women are pretty, while the guys are punching. Chase is OK until he speaks. Keith isn't ugly just bland, seems like the nicest guy though. Gary & Davide, ew. See above for Cloyce. 

The hookup behavior is likely paycheck driven. The show's been on long enough that they all know the messy ones get invited back for another season.

[Red Bridey]

I think the casting team picked Davide thinking he is a hot Italian (?), will be the focus of all the stews' attention, and the source of much drama. Instead, he's almost never on camera except when his balls dangle in Glenn's face. Or solving mechanical problems. So they are left with one horny stew and a stew with no game, two boring deckies and the delusional chef. So they have to focus on minor little communication issues and guest behavior. Not much excitement in that. But hey, we learned all about how to treat a jellyfish sting.

[aghst]

One good thing, maybe the only one, is very little Gary in this episode.

Danni didn't want Chase to know that she kissed Gary and tried to hook up with Keith too.

So she has some sense of shame after all?

Chase said on WWHL that he didn't know that Danni and Diana were both interested in him until he watched the show.

I don't recall if he tried to hook up with someone in his previous season.

Maybe he was cast on the hope that he'd get into arguments with Gary or Daisy.

[gibasi]

That was really low of Daisy to throw Dani under the bus like that. And in front of everyone. It doesn't matter if everyone else knew, Daisy outed Dani because she is petty.

[aqusdealer]

Daisy can dish out the criticism to Cloyce from her high horse, but can't be bothered insuring the boat has the simplest of items for the guests...AKA..."Rosé-gate"

[psychoticstate]

19 hours ago, gibasi said:

That was really low of Daisy to throw Dani under the bus like that. And in front of everyone. It doesn't matter if everyone else knew, Daisy outed Dani because she is petty.

True but honestly, if Dani didn't want Chase or anyone else to know that she had noshed on Gary and attempted to hook up with Keith then don't do it in front of the cameras and don't let others know.  She has been pretty obvious.  I mean, everyone knew she brought Anthony back to the boat and everyone knew she hooked up with him.  This isn't a big secret.  

Of course it wasn't Daisy's place to do that - but she may have helped Chase to dodge a bullet.  Dani is so obvious it would turn me off -- but I'm not a guy in his twenties.  

How did Daisy forget to order alcohol?  What else does she do?  Isn't it part of her job to make sure the boat has everything the guests put on their preference sheets?   I've said it before and I'll say it again, she is a terrible chief stew.  As far as her beef with Cloyce, I think she is just as much to blame.  At least for now Cloyce seems to be on his game with his meals and timing so that's on Daisy if he's not being informed of when the guests are being seated and when plates are being cleared. 

Seems like we're being set up for an interior implosion between Diana being jealous of Dani over Chase and Dani being pissed with Daisy over outing her behavior.  At least Keith and Chase are hard workers. 

[PaperTree]

On 12/10/2024 at 2:07 PM, TipseyGirl said:

Wow! What an awesome experience that must have been.

Amazing!  Saw lots of cool critters, swam with seals, beautiful scenery.

They took us to town one night to go to a club (a week's trip).

So many stars out in the middle of nowhere.  Being at the equator, the sun came up at 6 and dropped like a rock at 6.

20 passenger boat, not "luxury" at all, but nice enough.  No "preference sheets", we ate what was put in front of us.

The rose.  I am not a wine drinker, but couldn't you just take a big bottle of white wine, and throw shots of red into it until the color was right?  Would it mess with the taste noticeably?

Danni and Diane drooling over Chase is just gross.  They are quite the horny girls.  I don't buy Chase on WWHL saying he had no idea.  Was he blind to how they were throwing themselves at him?  Sure.

He does seem to be a good worker and knows what he's doing, but wants to be the class clown.

Unlike clueless, dour Emma.  Pissing off Gary is a bonus.

Daisy continues to bug me, Keith needs to stay away.  He's done well staying out of the drama.  Davide too. (except for bleeding all over the place 😎)

Cloyce seems to have nailed it again.  He said on WWHL, when he was swimming with the guests that they asked him to demonstrate how to work the water toys, then they saw a small dog swept out to sea and went and rescued it.  Glenn wouldn't have known these details.  Unless it's BS.

Guests were kind of flaky.  Whining about getting in and out of the table seats, demanding to eat upstairs outside, until the wind picked up, then having to move the whole shebang back where they should have been all along.

 

[chessiegal]

8 hours ago, PaperTree said:

The rose.  I am not a wine drinker, but couldn't you just take a big bottle of white wine, and throw shots of red into it until the color was right?  Would it mess with the taste noticeably?

No. The taste would be - weird. A good rosé from Provence is heavenly.

ETA: Plus, I would expect them to bring the bottle, show the label, and pour.

Edited December 13 by chessiegal

[iMonrey]

2 hours ago, chessiegal said:

ETA: Plus, I would expect them to bring the bottle, show the label, and pour.

I've never seen them do that on the BD shows.

[aqusdealer]

16 hours ago, chessiegal said:

No. The taste would be - weird. A good rosé from Provence is heavenly.

Not being a wine lover, I wouldn't know, but I was surprised to see a bottle of Dom Perignon in rosé. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I feel like Danni is the new Gary.  She loves the chase (and Chase!) and then moves on to the next one.  She didn't even let the bed cool down after Anthony before trying to put the moves on Chase.  I'm team Dianna on this one.