Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

Here to learn way too much about their sex lives. Ugh

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh for fuck’s sake. This has GOT to be scripted.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

I had a horrible week and I am in a foul mood, I don’t give a damn about Justine and her ability to get knocked up.

Here, have a seat by the fire, the recliner is free. Cocktail? The featured drink tonight is a classic Cosmo, or a French 75 if you're feeling retro. The dessert cart is featuring warm apple and pear crisp with vanilla ice cream, chocolate peppermint cake with creme fraiche, or creme brulee with fresh raspberries. 

[Keywestclubkid]

she sure is springing a lot of shit on him my friends coming tomorrow we are seeing a sex education class in ONE hour .. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

kill me now!

[Keywestclubkid]

yes please learn so the next woman who actually deserves you you will know what you are doing man 

[Gobi]

Daniel needs a map and a flashlight.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Here to learn way too much about their sex lives. Ugh

And it’s not even TLC, The Learning Channel.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Here, have a seat by the fire, the recliner is free. Cocktail? The featured drink tonight is a classic Cosmo, or a French 75 if you're feeling retro. The dessert cart is featuring warm apple and pear crisp with vanilla ice cream, chocolate peppermint cake with creme fraiche, or creme brulee with fresh raspberries. 

I'll be right over!

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Special appearance by Dr. Ruth?

I think she only died recently and I thought she was ancient when she'd pop up on talk shows.

[For Cereals]

Ooh I want a French 75!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I have a sudden urge for coffee. Can someone bring me a cup?

Get your own damn coffee. You never do anything for us. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Daniel needs a map and a flashlight.

Maybe a miner’s hat?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe a miner’s hat?

some spelunking gear 

[mytmo]

Hola cellies!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Choices: 1) Spend alone time with your partner. Show them what you like and what you don't. Communicate your needs. Ask then what they like. 2) Whine to the cameras that your boyfriend is bad at sex. Do everything you can to humiliate him. 

Bianca, of course, chooses the asshole option. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe a miner’s hat?

I saw a FB ad for these gloves that have led lights in them for working in hard to reach places (like a car)…could work.  I get so easily drawn in to those ads.

[Ladystardust]

Hi. It's me chiming in with my weekly Bianca is an asshole post. She's almost smirking as she embarrasses this guy in front of a camera crew and on national tv.

[kacesq]

more insta family. Gag.

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Bianca really thought she was buying a love slave didn’t she?

They all do. 

6 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Of course Bianca doesn't cook. She thinks that makes her more precious. She's not. 

She thinks she doesn't need to cook, because she brings so much to the table--you know, her wit, her charm, her dazzling conversation.....

[Gobi]

It's like spaghetti down there? I don't want to know. Nope, no way.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Hi. It's me chiming in with my weekly Bianca is an asshole post. She's almost smirking as she embarrasses this guy in front of a camera crew and on national tv.

Wait. Isn’t that what soulmates do?

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Hi. It's me chiming in with my weekly Bianca is an asshole post. She's almost smirking as she embarrasses this guy in front of a camera crew and on national tv.

Bianca is easily the worst person on this show. When she needs a job, I think she'll decide to be a life coach because she thinks she knows everything. 

[For Cereals]

Little Troy is so cute!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Again, the kids are the best thing about this train wreck.

Hope Mom isn't going to have another gummy weed attack at the museum!

[Pepper Mostly]

Keep your eyes open for Kaveman Kevin! 

[Keywestclubkid]

not grandma crop dusting the museum 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Me to Karen: I’ll have what you’re having.

[mytmo]

Drive 1hr halfway is too hard?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Again, the kids are the best thing about this train wreck.

Hope Mom isn't going to have another gummy weed attack at the museum!

The kids? Adorable. 

Mama Troy? High as fuck. 

[littlebennysmom]

I hate Bianca as much as the next person but "it's like spaghetti down there" doesn't inspire any confidence in his technique.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

When you want life advice, go to Karen. Unless she's so stoned she's flashing people in the church parking lot. 

[mytmo]

The spoon!

[Pepper Mostly]

Melissa cannot contain her glee at getting that rock. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Donna goes into the kitchen to tell the restaurant chef how to cook. She even brings her own spoon!

[littlebennysmom]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

It's like spaghetti down there? I don't want to know. Nope, no way.

Wtf, has he ever seen one in the daylight?  

[WaltersHair]

YES! SPOON!

[For Cereals]

Melissa’s before nose looked so much better 

[Gobi]

"Please check all wooden spoons at the front desk."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, mytmo said:

Drive 1hr halfway is too hard?

It is when Z is your partner and resents any time you spend with your daughter. 

1 minute ago, littlebennysmom said:

I hate Bianca as much as the next person but "it's like spaghetti down there" doesn't inspire any confidence in his technique.

Maybe she got a weave and it's tangled? The curtains match the drapes? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

YES! SPOON!

I’m on Team Spoon.

[Pepper Mostly]

Plot twist, the celebration dinner is at Applebee's and Brenda waits on them! She and Louie's eyes meet across the table and Louie realizes he's made a terrible mistake. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Advice to Louie:  DONT mention the price of the ring.

[Keywestclubkid]

can I see it? haha 

[kacesq]

Maybe the parents thought you could’ve spent the money elsewhere? Whatever. Not sure why Parents are supposed to be so excited these two are getting married.

[Auntie Anxiety]

They would have had pizza but Louie threw it on the floor in a fit of rage.

[WaltersHair]

Donna looks like she's had some work done.

I take it back in full sunlight.

Edited 17 hours ago by WaltersHair

[JenE4]

Uh, I think Donna is going to throw the ring in the fricken river! Don’t trust her. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Melissa doesn't want to take her ring off because she doesn't trust Donna. She thinks Donna's going to throw that ring down the toilet or something. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

It is when Z is your partner and resents any time you spend with your daughter. 

Maybe she got a weave and it's tangled? The curtains match the drapes? 

She wears a merkin?