Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[For Cereals]

She really didn’t want to look for that job

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rob, pull up your pants.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tennie could use a little more support above the Mason-Dixon Line.

She could use a little more support above her brow line.

[Maybeitsme]

None of these people are very bright are they 

[kacesq]

Tennie’s cackling is horrible. And sure, get pregnant. Excellent idea. Remember, Justine quit her job while pregnant so that’s a good plan too.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Of course, since this is a Sharp production, Mike doesn't tell his mother that Juju is pregnant before she gets to the house. My brain hurts. 

[MagicEyes]

Some of the pizza emergency commercials are funny. I can relate to the one with three burning casseroles in the oven. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I've never heard of that before, but I just looked up the ingredients, and that sounds delicious! I want to live in a tiki bar!

Most people rave about them, but I had one person tell me they were terrible.  I looked up the recipe and it looks way too complicated to mix at home.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Check out the cards at Sapling Press when you need something to keep you occupied. The cards pretty much describe who I am. They are my favorites, but I don’t have a lot of people to send them to who would “appreciate” the wit.

[Gobi]

"The biggest con in Lockup history."

Right, he'll be 7'2", 350lbs.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I've never heard of that before, but I just looked up the ingredients, and that sounds delicious! I want to live in a tiki bar!

In Salem you and five others can rent a tiki bar boat! https://tikihutboats.com/

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Most people rave about them, but I had one person tell me they were terrible.  I looked up the recipe and it looks way too complicated to mix at home.  

I’ve been reading about cocktails in a can. Opening a can is about as much as I can manage.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

More of the victimhood of Britney. Everything is against then. Everything! 

[OoogleEyes]

Kerok is flustrated 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

In Salem you and five others can rent a tiki bar boat! https://tikihutboats.com/

That looks like a good time!

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I see a pregnancy test in the near future.

Welcome back, old friend. 

Oh, they're going to the science museum! Maybe they'll see Kaveman Kevin in his diorama. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I swear, whenever I hear another name in Z's family, I think the pilgrims want their names back. 

[Ladystardust]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Check out the cards at Sapling Press when you need something to keep you occupied. The cards pretty much describe who I am. They are my favorites, but I don’t have a lot of people to send them to who would “appreciate” the wit.

HA. I send my best friend cards like that. This is why we are still friends after all these years despite not living in the same state since high school! We get each other.

[kacesq]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

In Salem you and five others can rent a tiki bar boat! https://tikihutboats.com/

I think we know where we’re having the LAL Convention!

[For Cereals]

He put the kid on a diet!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, they're going to the science museum! Maybe they'll see Kaveman Kevin in his diorama.

Hilarious. Good times.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I swear, whenever I hear another name in Z's family, I think the pilgrims want their names back. 

The spelling vs pronunciations amaze me.

[Gobi]

"We got a problem. I'm out of weed."

[SemiCharmedLife]

Quick!  Brainstorm:  what is Karen's "problem?"

 

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

None of these people are very bright are they 

I love your gift for understatement. 

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

That looks like a good time!

Right? If we ever have a LAL Salem con, that's on the activity list!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Quick!  Brainstorm:  what is Karen's "problem?"

 

She ran out of vajayjay spray.

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Quick!  Brainstorm:  what is Karen's "problem?"

 

I think it involves Troy’s ex or kid.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Quick!  Brainstorm:  what is Karen's "problem?"

 

Gummy Weed Attack #2

[Gobi]

"I Want a Baby and You Want a Threesome." Who said wholesome tv is dead?

[Maybeitsme]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Check out the cards at Sapling Press when you need something to keep you occupied. The cards pretty much describe who I am. They are my favorites, but I don’t have a lot of people to send them to who would “appreciate” the wit.

Cute cards

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Quick!  Brainstorm:  what is Karen's "problem?"

 

No underwear again, and the wind just picked up.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Quick!  Brainstorm:  what is Karen's "problem?"

 

She can't find her underwear? She's late for church? I KNOW it can't be weed related. 

[JenE4]

Wait, Zariah actually does have a kid?!? I know they mentioned him last week, but where did he come from? Where has he been all this time we’ve seen Zariah half dressed with half a face of make-up, face masks, etc, fighting with Troy’s mom across the apartment before chasing Troy down the street in every single episode?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, anyone with a brain would say, “What the fuck?”

[SemiCharmedLife]

No one is in the right state of mind for this information.

[kacesq]

Is Justine wearing eye makeup to look like that??

[Pepper Mostly]

We are all so in tune with one another tonight! Great minds, thinking alike!

"How you going to tell her, Mom?"

"Oh, I dunno, I'll probably just let my belly into the room five minutes before I enter"

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, kacesq said:

Is Justine wearing eye makeup to look like that??

Oh, I just assumed it was an allergic reaction.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Wait, Zariah actually does have a kid?!? I know they mentioned him last week, but where did he come from? Where has he been all this time we’ve seen Zariah half dressed with half a face of make-up, face masks, etc, fighting with Troy’s mom across the apartment before chasing Troy down the street in every single episode?

We saw him for one or two episodes in the beginning. Bio dad not in his life, Zippy thinks Troy should be daddy to her kid. But not his own. 

[WaltersHair]

These two are going the way of Mar... and Brit...(not to summon them). They are boring and depend too much on the LAL money.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Wait, Zariah actually does have a kid?!? I know they mentioned him last week, but where did he come from? Where has he been all this time we’ve seen Zariah half dressed with half a face of make-up, face masks, etc, fighting with Troy’s mom across the apartment before chasing Troy down the street in every single episode?

I PROMISE y’all he’s been here the whole time. He was there when Troy first got home, he was in the church with Karen. He’s not a secret.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Oh, I just assumed it was an allergic reaction.

See I’m not sure. It’s weird lol.

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"The biggest con in Lockup history."

Right, he'll be 7'2", 350lbs.

The LAL/My 600lb Life crossover we were waiting for.

And, yes, Justine is stupid 

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

We saw him for one or two episodes in the beginning. Bio dad not in his life, Zippy thinks Troy should be daddy to her kid. But not his own. 

Not Zippy! 😂

[kacesq]

This is the cliffhanger? Oh FFS.

[Empress1]

Justine, you are a grown married mother of a baseball team. Own your shit.

[MagicEyes]

We'll be filling up a lot of bingo squares next week! And maybe creating some new ones! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, what? Joey might have backslid into drugs? That can’t be right.

[Gobi]

Next week -Return of the Wooden Spoon.

Till next time.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"Why didn't you tell me?" is a perfectly reasonable question. Justine looks well past the first trimester. Time to share the news, you weasels.