Season 7 Life After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Okay, foreplay is over, let's get to the action!

One pump chump

[JenE4]

The PO told you this while you were in the dress shop before you even bought the dress. But, hmmm, you wait until the wedding ceremony—excuse me, elopement—to tell Kerok. This checks out. No producer manipulation here.

[Maybeitsme]

That curl on her forehead,  I thought it was hair dye

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kerok is going to need to craft a gospel rap song about his feelings.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I love Kerok and I want to marry him. Just not, you know actually marry him."

She wants to marry him in the wedding of her dreams, so the PO info is a good excuse. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

The officiant texting in the background is hilarious.

"Uh, there's been a xhange of plans...."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniel will be working for a moving company while Bianca sits home and drinks the day away.

[kacesq]

I am so tired of whiny Brittany. The system, the system, blah blah blah, girl. You two can’t plan for shit. That’s not the fault of the system.

[Keywestclubkid]

ugh Bianca and her stringy hair ... 

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, the two of them walking sadly back into their roach motel, with their sad cake in a box? Hilarious. 

[kacesq]

What exactly does she do all damn day?

[Ladystardust]

What the hell kind of moving company hires a guy who was convicted of robbery?

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

OK, the two of them walking sadly back into their roach motel, with their sad cake in a box? Hilarious. 

That’s the visual I want from this show lol.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bianca is hoping for a little time for herself. 😉

[Empress1]

Bianca has no job. She has nothing but time for herself. Shut up, Bianca.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, kacesq said:

What exactly does she do all damn day?

Drink and whine. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Bianca had to have Daniel explain to her what a mover does? Is she drunk already?

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

What exactly does she do all damn day?

She has frens: Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, Captain Morgan...

[OoogleEyes]

"Explain to me what this job is about"

"Uh, we move furniture from one place to another" 🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

What exactly does she do all damn day?

Pound vodka crans is my guess.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Drink and whine wine.

FTFY

[Empress1]

 

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Bianca had to have Daniel explain to her what a mover does? Is she drunk already?

I was like “He’s … a mover?”

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Bianca has no job. She has nothing but time for herself. Shut up, Bianca.

Right? "I don't know what my day is going to look like"? What is she doing? Does she sit on some boards? Plan charity galas? Run a non profit? 

[Gobi]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

She has frens: Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, Captain Morgan...

Tom Collins, Harvey Wallbanger

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I am so tired of whiny Brittany. The system, the system, blah blah blah, girl. You two can’t plan for shit. That’s not the fault of the system.

And she completely forgets that she caused this to happen. 🙄

[OoogleEyes]

HE LOVED BOMBED HER. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

"Explain to me what this job is about"

"Uh, we move furniture from one place to another" 🤣

"We pick things up and put them down"

[Keywestclubkid]

lol her proping the phone up ... he love bombed you? GOD I hate this woman 

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Drink and whine. 

Wine and whine. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bianca, no amount of money would make someone stay with you. 

[For Cereals]

She is the worst person ever…he’s working

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? "I don't know what my day is going to look like"? What is she doing? Does she sit on some boards? Plan charity galas? Run a non-profit?

Maybe she works for Zeruiah and Troy?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bianca is not a reliable narrator. What she thinks is happening and what we are seeing are very far apart. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, For Cereals said:

She is the worst person ever…he’s working

she is seriously horrible 

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I am so tired of whiny Brittany. The system, the system, blah blah blah, girl. You two can’t plan for shit. That’s not the fault of the system.

The system. Not her or Kerok's own actions. They are mere hapless victims. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Another partner who expected her partner to be financially set as soon as he walks out of the joint.  

[Gobi]

"I never thought I'd find my cell mate in prison. Soulmate, I mean soulmate!"

[Empress1]

You’d think she’d want to get out and meet some people, even if she doesn’t need money. She’s complained about being bored.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

And she completely forgets that she caused this to happen. 🙄

That’s not true. She’s a victim.

[Ladystardust]

Don't tell anyone, but I think I'm going to have to side with what's-her-name on the tattoo. I don't think I could have sex with someone that has a Kate Gosselin tattoo either.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Bianca doesn't realize that the odds of her having a prison romance with a guy who would take her for ALL her money and leave her butt 2 weeks later was very high.  She is lucky to have Daniel; him, not so much.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Another partner who expected her partner to be financially set as soon as he walks out of the joint.  

And of the two of them, only HE has a job.

[JenE4]

Bianca doesn’t know where the day will take her…apparently to some type of Dungeons and Dragons-esque gaming shop? Not to a job of your own, that’s for sure.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

HE LOVED BOMBED HER. 

Last week he wouldn't even get her a cup of coffee! 

Oh goody,  commercial! May I take a moment to wax rhapsodic about the joys of the new bidet? I love it so much. My contractor installed it for me and was AMAZED. "This thing is awesome! I want one!" 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

. I don't think I could have sex with someone that has a Kate Gosselin tattoo either.

What about a Suze Orman tattoo?

Edited November 9, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I never thought I'd find my cell mate in prison. Soulmate, I mean soulmate!"

Potato, potahto.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Don't tell anyone, but I think I'm going to have to side with what's-her-name on the tattoo. I don't think I could have sex with someone that has a Kate Gosselin tattoo either.

I see Theresa Caputo the Long Island medium lol 

 

[Empress1]

UGH, these two. I hate them.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

You’d think she’d want to get out and meet some people, even if she doesn’t need money. She’s complained about being bored.

But then she can't complain about being lonely and bored! 

[Gobi]

Could it be that Justine has a high risk pregnancy? Just spitballing.